2019... I am... forgotten... outside of SFM...
2019... I am... forgotten... outside of SFM
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Tracer is cute and I want to fuck her :3
I still find games in a matter of seconds
don't lie tranny, there's only like 80 LGBT people left kek
I still play sometimes
cringepilled
sometimes I play again because I think of the money I wasted and then remember why I quit
if you could go back in time, how would you salvage this shitshow Yea Forums? how would you make the overwatch universe interesting, in and out of gameplay?
Make it developed by anyone other than Blizzard would be a good start.
fire whoever is working on Overwatch's """story""" and hire people who care
change Doomfist's personality the terry crews-lite everyone wanted
make orisa's design sexier
make soldier hate gays
Just started playing again is the new black support guy worth getting good with ? I like the feel of his gun
The game itself is more or less fine but played out. Zoomers don't have the attention span to play a game for 2 years. Lil zoomie needs a new game every year
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develop a full co-op campaign, drop esports and lgbt propaganda
This, I can also say this is why the communities on fighting games arnt lasting as long as they used to
games dead
I find games fast but I'm a gold shitter
More erotic base designs for the female heroes and also legendary rule 63 skins for all male heroes.
God bless that Sfm, and God bless anyone who puts a huge futa cock on zarya and Brigitte
>rule63 skins
dang that's a good idea, but the girls should get them too. I want prettyboy dva.
>daily IS OVERWATCH DED YET thread
LMAO WEW
Seriously though how do you take a premise like "international taskforce comprised of diverse and wacky characters who travel a futuristic sci fi world set after a violent robot uprising" and end up with something so boring.
THIS
But also have a single player option
>tf2 a shadow of its former glory
>overwatch is shallow garbage with a glacial rate of new content
>paladins feels like cheap f2p garbage
I just want a decent class shooter
It's the same company that managed to turn something like WC3 into bullshit like "dude old gods did it" or "dude these characters actually never died" or shit like that.
The Overwatch hitboxes are already completely fucked making them even more retarded is just insult to injury
For gameplay, balance it entirely around making it as unfun as possible to people who aren't esports tryhards. Gameplay wise I saw the infamous Roadhog nerf as the death of the game. It was abundantly clear from then on the prospect of going remotely off-meta and actually experimenting with different characters and their abilities was heavily discouraged. I wasn't even a Roadhog main and I was pissed as fuck.
For the storytelling, just hire the most absolute incompetent people as possible. I could go into an absolute fit of unbridled autism regarding how OW's story has been tailormade to infuriate me as much as physically possible but I already have and I don't wanna get an aneurysm.
Just know I'm still utterly devastated that a game with both a very solid base for both gameplay and storytelling dropped the ball so incredibly hard and I'm still not over it. It was the most fun I ever had with my friends online for the first year and after that there was no coming back.
Fuck Blizzard, fuck Jeff, and FUCK MICHAEL CHU
shhh it's okay user, blizzard can't hurt you now, it's over...
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>they still haven't fixed the hitboxes
and even then there are better women to work with
seriously, were there actual retards working at blizz hq?
I can't imagine anyone other than russians or hues playing paladins
not even the point, does EA/Activision know how to cosmetic for their life?
They're making some reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally good SFM clips nowadays though
still? thought late 2018 was it
also are you talking about those 3-second blender animations blizzard pays people to make?
>MFW I found overwatch freebies to use for my degenerate 3D doll program.
This. i honestly can't believe that posters on Yea Forums still get insta butthurt at the sight of it.
>maybe if i wish it hard enough and post on Yea Forums it will become true!
Do Orcs exist in Overwatch lore? Or is it strictly the brutal rape robots?
>Overwatch models that aren't the actual Overwatch models
??????????????????????
Why tho
paint lena green
there you go
Everyone please name your favorite overwatch or other I dont really care erotic video
For me, its gotta be A new experience by GuiltyK
for whatever odd reason non horrible monster/animal rape is incredibly rarer
Same
looks like belle delphine
>belle delphine
an accurate observation
now actually reply to that post
There's just Humans, Robots, Cyborgs, Omnics (robots with feelings and shit), and super intelligent lab animals from the moon.
unironically more relevant than tf2 ever was
Does that include dogs and their knots?
The nutcracker zen skin is based
>furfag
oh that explains it
Instead of matchmaking for quick play I'd have servers you could just join like TF2
nutcracker was and always has been creepy looking and uncanny
the fact that you unironically think it was a good thing says a fuckdone about your blizzdrone ass
any good FapHeros aside from those two 45min ones?
I'm looking for a long one.
Has the Overwatch story actually advanced at all whatsoever?
Winston got the gang back together, and then what? Seems like all they've done is spent years on back story that often completely contradicts itself.
>a cut version of a default voiceline
the laziness is absolutely disgusting
Add hammond MUCH earlier and fix his design, don't do le epin troll bait and switch bullshit, add junker queen and MUCH sooner, add a minimum of 5 heroes a year (same with shorts, that are at least 10 minutes long), DON'T fuck around with the gamemodes so ctf, ffa, 3v3 etc are all always in arcade AND have the proper maps and gameplay mechanics the modes were built for, MUCH better skin, some of which even change the species of hero as well as changes the hero's voice completely, have a system similar to valves where people could trade and buy the items they want instead of this gambling mess, no more sexism so females look attractive and have nice revealing bodies and not just the males, an eventual campaign that could lead into a movie, prettier menu overlay, able to change items in game, back to multiple of one hero per team, animated character portrait model on bottom right like tf2, community able to submit maps, skins, and other ideas for an overall better game, actual custom maps like arena modes and deathrun like tf2 but give the community the tools to make it even better, etc etc etc
Nutcracker is the best skin in the game, retard. Just because you can't jerk your tiny dick to it doesn't mean it's bad.
new heroes suck, there are no counterplays to either of new heroes other than siwtching to something else
what the hell is the design team thinking?
the game's bad so it should be forgotten.
It's dead-ish but I still make it a daily ritual to play 3-6 rounds of Mystery Heroes(5 min average queue time). Few games can give you the same amount of braindead fun these days
>Nutcracker is the best skin in the game, retard.
kys
this burnitwithfire abomination was never good
these gross cosmetic decisions filtered out most of the actual people from the game and what's left are you freakshows jizzing over nasty shit
>just because you can't jerk your tiny dick to it doesn't mean it's bad.
Holy shit you're pathetically retarded, pulling some strawman out of your ass as if it makes fuck for you're freakshow fetish
I still play it daily. Still watch the Over watch League.
And it still more popular that Apex.
Kind of surprising it fell into obscurity as quick as it did. I mean, yeah, it survived 4 years? Longer than many other games but much shorter than it probably had hoped, especially going up against the most infamous "Oh, people still play that piece of shit?" game.
As much as I hated it, still sorta upset I never got to masters, or even out of plat(haha very funny). Anybody could see the potential, but when rubber hit the road it was honestly a shitshow. I think most people, including me, like the idea of overwatch a lot more than the game overwatch.
>Just because you can't jerk your massive dick to it doesn't mean it's bad.
It literally does though
TF2 clone as a base, with waifus even.
BUT A FUCKING "TOURNEY" GAME DESIGNED FOR FUCKING CASUALS. What the fuck we're they thinking? TF2 was the FPS for fucking casuals mixed in with dedicated server support for maximum fuckery. Guess OW was worth it at least for normies ree-ing over "competitive" issues, especially women fighting over Mercy usage.
>claim to add plug-ins for mods like everyone asks for
>it's actually just custom games 1:1 with a new UI
>youtube users and Redditors eat it up and say that Jeff Kaplan fixed OW
I don't know what is more pathetic
Man overwatch was pretty fun in the beginning without all the esports and shit with it. I could play multiple heros on the same team and just clown around with my friends. Now, every match is a tryhard match where you must play the meta even in fucking casuals. How the fuck do they think to succeed when they have such little content so limited. Let me fucking play all the game modes instead of having them on a timer.
Its not fun anymore
>playing Blizzshit after Diablo 3
I remember when they had that low grav mode for a limited time and it was the funnest fucking shit ever. I don't think something actually fun like that would ever make its way as an official mode ever again. Fuck esports man.
Same here, man. Only I think my autistic rage might be worse since I've spent a year writing spitefiction of a better plot for this shitshow. It's edgy as fuck and dime store trash anyway, but that's better than the worse than nothing we've been getting.
Highlights include: A 15-year-old getting shot in the head within the first 3 chapters, Kiryu-tier bicycle fights, deep lore of Arizona building a wall around California, and an anti-semitic omnic puncturing someone's lungs with a skipping stone.
Here, take a look and be sure to call me a fag in the reviews, because it still can't be worse than what's happening now: fanfiction.net
Since no gentlemen have spoken thus far, i think ill have to do it myself.
*ahem* Overwatch is a shit game with ult centred gameplay design, maps full of choke points and strict gameplay for the characters where you should play as devs want you to. With all that said
Fuck Overwatch
Fuck Blizzard
Fuck Activision
And especially, fuck enumbre
make it at least 8v8 or 9v9, and buff everyone's base movement speed and weapon damage by 15% as a start
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Nigga I wrote a particularly degenerate fapfic for this fucking game. Imagine how I feel that hours of my life were wasted putting that to paper just to have a few faps I'd get done with pretty quickly when I could have just kept it to myself and saved the trouble by just keeping it in my autistic imagination.
Of course I imagine it's particularly hard for you since yours is exponentially longer than whatever I wrote. I might give it a read user. Whatever edge you could conjure up has to be better than Chu and crew's tripe. I just wanted my futuristic Incredibles with cool relationships and storylines and arcs man, why did they have to fuck it up so bad and be so fucking LAZY about it? Their laziness pisses me off the most. I'm almost fucking tearing up remembering when I realized everything I invested in this universe was a fucking waste. God I'm so mad.
>that video of the two mercy mains fighting over who gets to play her
hear hear