This is the worst fucking game I have ever played. There is a huge difference between challenging and complete bullshit. On top of that, the level design and gimmicks are a complete slog. There is nothing enjoyable about a scripted sequence that has you running from wall to wall while a faggot with a machine gun shoots at you from on top of a tower, and when you get up there to fight him, he one-shots you.
And there are no fucking checkpoints in this game. What is up with that? I don't even know where I'm going half the time because all these areas and rooms look exactly the same. The shortcuts you open up in this game don't even make any sense. >hurr durr I opened up a shortcut to an area that I have no reason to go through again Wow what a useful shortcut!
This game is just one gigantic labyrinth with no natural sense of direction or progression, repetitive enemies, and nothing to make it stand out. It sucks. No wonder this shit never got ported to anything else.
>story thats all a drHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
based miyazaki filtering another Yea Forumsirgin once again
Connor Russell
>hurr durr you got filtered because you're not willing to waste time putting up with bullshit Sorry that you retards have so little to do with your time and so little self-respect that you put up with trash.
Eli Russell
Have you tried not being bad at games?
Juan Cruz
eat my dick little faggot
Mason Nelson
have you tried not pretending bad games are good?
Julian Ross
How about you stop being such a butthurt baby bitch and try again. DSP beat this game, are you saying that you're literally worse than DSP?
This is some retardation. Just go back there when you're better at the game. Not all things are meant to be beaten from the get go, even though it's possible. And the game has checkpoints up the ass. Light a lamp, progress through the level, open a checkpoint which leads back to said lamp, and your're done. What do you even mean by "no natural sense of direction or progression"? Non-linearity equals bad? You just got stuck on Djura and you come here to bitch even though you can run right past the guy.
Elijah Butler
FILTERED I L T E R E D
Caleb Hernandez
yeah me too, at least the areas in ds looked different from one another unlike bloodborne where every area looks EXACTLY THE SAME
great level design guys
Jackson Watson
even on psnow, the gun parry mechanic is so completely broken and simple to use it makes the entire game a joke.
Samuel Johnson
who the fuck is DSP
Juan Rivera
Conquered.
David Long
ok?
Adrian Young
I beat that area in under an hour going in blind.
Joshua Stewart
it doesn't even work half the time, it's like rolling a dice and hoping you get the crit
Evan Jackson
>This game is just one gigantic labyrinth with no natural sense of direction or progression Well of course, because it's supposed to feel like a hunt through a city, not a series of "levels", even if it becomes one.
>repetitive enemies No video game lacks repetitive enemies. None. I don't care that your favorite game as X unique enemies in X situations, 99% of the time you are fighting the same rotation of targets with variations. Bloodborne is no different.
>nothing to make it stand out Nothing looks and plays like Bloodborne, so I guess that's that.
there's nowhere to go, everything looks the same, so even if you get somewhere else, there's no difference
Julian Ward
>it's like rolling a dice hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha
Chase Moore
>Nothing looks and plays like Bloodborne It's a Van Halen ripoff. That game came out on the original Xbox. So I guess that's that.
Luke Gonzalez
HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kevin Howard
BL 70, Pass: Kosm, Executioner, waiting for you at Mergo's Middle faggot
Logan Jackson
mad cuz bad
Joshua Turner
I don't even know what that is. All these area names are completely forgettable and all areas look exactly the same.
Christian Lopez
>Van Halen Yeah, I can see where these two games are identical. youtu.be/8XZrkF4Dols
Gabriel Wilson
THIS GAME IS FUCKING BULL SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH
Jose Ward
>Spend all that time dying like a bitch to machine gun man >He wipes the floor with me the first fight on his tower >Get back to him ready to go >Dodging, parrying, fighting, shit's getting intense >He just dodges off the edge and falls to his death
Subversion I guess.
Mason Richardson
Suck my cock Vileblood fuck
Also nice b8 thread
Evan Russell
IM GOING TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT
John Martin
There are a bunch of different looking areas u ding dong u have to progress through the game to reach them though
If you think all areas look exactly the same you haven't even got past Amelia. I can identify areas by pictures alone.
Benjamin Turner
uh duh I think I got pretty far because I saw a bunch of different names but they all sound like some made up horseshit names that sound the same and all areas look exactly the same
Aaron Wood
>all areas look exactly the same. Because you are literally stuck in the starting area. You have yet to leave the starting area to see the other 90% of the game.
At this point you're basically just admitting how much of a brainlet you are. You prefer linear corridors instead?
Jason Wilson
>guys I got pretty far!! >got to the second area
Cameron Morgan
THIS GAME IS OVERRATED HORSE SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Michael Myers
Stop making fun of me. Stop trolling me right fucking now. I am trying to have a serious discussion about a bullshit video game and what makes it bullshit and all you are doing is shitposting.
there is literally no difference between any of this area and if you pretend there is then you're a fucking pseud, bottom line.
Carter Robinson
Hemwick was legitimately unsettling
Alexander Smith
At least put some fucking effort in you lazy faggot
Brayden Walker
I told you to get out of my fucking thread you retarded subhuman
Jace Richardson
No go fuck yourself you dumb sack of shit if you're going to shitpost then fucking do it right, jesus christ worthless fucking redditors
Christopher Butler
>hurr durr its a shitpost because no one likes my shitty game go play in traffic
Angel Flores
You aren't even trying you lazy fuck, holy christ you're pathetic
Isaac Clark
>twisted landscape floating in the air filled covered with liquid shit and meat graves >ship masts below peeking through the mist >no entrance or exit besides dimensional travel via a lamp >boss is a laser-shooting cosmic god that pukes at you Boys, why is From so creatively bankrupt? The game is basically one room repeated over and over? How did they got away with this?
Benjamin Mitchell
I don't have to try retard
Owen Mitchell
sounds like a dark souls rehash
Lincoln Morales
Absolutely fucking pathetic fucking kill yourself
Jeremiah Turner
stay mad incel
David Morales
>Van Halen kek
Kayden Williams
The glorious pleb filter that is Bloodborne hard at work to this day. Well done FromSoft, keep filtering the riff raff.
Eli Green
If you're time's really that important you wouldn't be wasting it trying to rile up autistic on a Croatian Fishing board. Neck yourself.
Ian Jenkins
Anyone else notice the thread quality go through the floor once Burgers get home from work / school? We had a comfy bloodborne thread 500+ replies last night and it looks like it was filled with euros and aussies posting around dinnertime. Pic related is the unused boss area which mirrors ash lake in Demon Souls.
Oh yeah here come the reddit buzzwords you're a fucking embarrassment dude, never make another fucking thread again
Leo Scott
Not really. DS is more about ruin and inevitable end of everything, while BB is about unknown and incomprehensible.
Adam Fisher
It takes me five seconds to click on this tab when I get a reply, dumbfuck. I'm doing important shit at the same time
Jordan Brooks
i'm french lol
Connor Cox
Damn that would have been cool
Liam Russell
Nigga, that an early draft of Orphan arena. It's just a beach. How is that any similar to ash lake?
Dominic James
incel cope
Cooper Bailey
>not having your shitposting tab open at all times Fucking degenerate.
Christopher Morales
Oh well that explains it. Do everyone a favor and let the yellow vests engulf your country in civil war already
Robert White
spotted the incel
Dominic Green
Good burn, dude. Got 'em! Bazinga!
Isaac Foster
xD epic posts bros
Owen Gomez
Can't be that important if you're expending brain power on damage control. Give us a screenshot of all the important stuff you're doing. You're figuring out the Israel Palestine situation, right?
Cameron Nguyen
fuck off MIGA r*dditors
Nathaniel Morales
I wish mensis loft had a cooler enemy design. The loranbeasts and spiders were kinda cool but the metal guards were really shit and boring. The crowdogs were weird but still bad. The puppets were kinda cool I suppose. The shadows were pretty neat but overall something felt very meh about mensis. It has a huge amount of enemy variety but still feels mediocre as a final level somehow. It should've been the last great hurrah before you go off to fight the final boss in the dream but something in mensis fell flat for me.
>reddit scum calling other people reddit to weasel out of people thinking he's a drooling fucking retard Go the fuck back where you came from with your pathetic low effort shitposting you stupid fuck
Connor Martin
>taking more than 5 minutes to figure out a water filter
Elijah Flores
>gets called a redditor for using buzzwords >replied with calling others redditors I know its le epic troll thread, but at least try.
Dylan Green
Wow you sure got me. Surely I would be an enlightened shitter like you if it weren't for the Fluoride and xenoestrogens.
Carter Fisher
hon hon hon Here is the concept art. >its still the orphan area Its the intended final area of final phase moon presence because when you look at the cliff behind you its filled with roots, huge roots that belong to the great tree in the dream. My guess is that because you fight 3rd phase MP in there that he somehow breaks the dream and you both fall down into the mudlake below the tree and begins 3rd phase. In the background of here would've been the dream pillars.
>no YOUR actually the r*dditor predictable r*dditor incels
Jayden Diaz
You aren't fooling anyone reddit-kun fuck off already
Brody Fisher
cringe
Cameron Kelly
The brain shouldn't be hidden behind an elevator jump. It would give the area more closure as a thing that is causing the insanity around it. Most people just saw a weird light that was giving then frenzy and the area felt kinda random.