I keep seeing buttblasted incels on here crying about why people like the switch when:

I keep seeing buttblasted incels on here crying about why people like the switch when:

>wahh wahh its fps isnt high
>Wahh wahh not 1080p
>Wah wah textures aren't 4k

Let me explain it to you

No one ,and I mean this, no one who isn't an incel loser cares about all of that. If the game is fun they play it simple as that

You guys are so obsessed with graphics you can't even have fun playing games anymore because each blade of the grass doesn't blow individually.

I'm sorry you forgot what fun is, but us normal people remember

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The problem is that for the games that are released on every platform, they usually perform worse on Switch. So why would I buy x game that looks and performs worse on Switch when I can get it elsewhere and it looks and performs better? I don't care about 4k, but the Switch should at least handle 1080p consistently. I mean, it's fucked up that I bought Valkyria Chronicles, was expecting at least 1080p at 30 fps, hoping for 60fps at 720p, but got neither and I bought a game that runs like shit and looks worse than the PS3 version, despite everyone and their mothers saying the Switch is more powerful than the PS3. And I could have gotten the game for cheaper and have it run and look gorgeous on my PS4.
I also dislike how Nintendo jews it up with the Wii U rereleases. Some games were never 60 fucking dollars, and I don't get why they're priced as such on Switch. I'm also bothered that their first party shit rarely goes on sale, but whatever.
It had a fucking phenomenal launch year with a sort of iffy second year. Smash is great, and I do like the system very much, but to me the portability is fucking overrated. It's neat, but I don't get why people think it makes or breaks the fucking thing.
As it stands, I do think the Switch is worth it, but I think the people that get a bunch of mileage out of it are the people buying indie games primarily. Also, the port-begging community is fucking pathetic, and a cesspool of stupidity that feeds upon its stupidity and fosters it so much I don't get how anyone that actively pushes it isn't mentally impaired.

i bought a switch for traveling for work and keep taking my gaming laptop and 3ds instead. after this 1 month stint, which was coupled with 7 days in a hospital, gonna start taking the switch on trips with me. the thing that kills me about it is the battery life, wish it was much better.

I pity you that you don't understand it, here's the rundown.

Normal people have friends and leave their houses socializing with them. That's where the switch comes in. I don't blame a couch potato for not wanting one, but shitting on normal people for your autism is ridiculously absurd

Ah yeah, this. Wish it was twice as long at least.
>namefag
>is also a fucking idiot that doesn't know how to read
>has the gall to talk about autism
It's like poetry.

Why would you take a video game handheld if you're going to hang out with friends?

I like it, I just wish it had games. These 6+ month droughts are ridiculous yet people always excuse them. At least the second half of this year looks pretty stacked, but literally all we've had so far is Yoshi.

And i'm not even a Nintendie

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the switch is probably amazing if you didn't own a wii u

Hey bros, try this. Leave your room, talk to people, the world isn't as bad as it seems I promise. I was sad and angry like you guys too, you can make it out I believe In you. Good luck bros

Not really, when the only Wii U game that's 40 bucks, i.e. a fair price, fucking Captain Toad.

You don't sound like a normal person.

The switch is a good value. Thank you for making your console so easy to hack Nintendo I'm sure you did it because you think paying $60 for bad ports is dumb

What are you going on about? Im asking why would I take a game console with myself if I want to spend time with friends? Are you ignant?

What's your IQ?

If framerate didn't impact impact lag (the gameplay), then maybe you'd have a point

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I bought it because Rune Factory 5 is coming and i'm enjoying BOTW.

>No one ,and I mean this, no one who isn't an incel loser cares about all of that. If the game is fun they play it simple as that
totally agree, this is why ps4 blows every platform out of the fucking water and rockstar and ea make so much fucking money

*didn't impact input lag

Just tried Smash today : Ill buy one.

Do you know that videogames can be played in a local setting?

Are you mentally retarded? You don't buy the Switch version of the game unless you intend to play in handheld mode. 2/3rds of Switch owners use it primarily as a handheld.

>totally agree, this is why ps4 blows every platform out of the fucking water
?

I know, but no games on switch I wanna play with them. We play Risk of Rain 2 or DOS2 at the moment, maybe some GTAV to eat shit. I bought the switch for Odysssey and as a port machine

I haven't heard any of those complaints since that's pretty much expected from Nintendo this day and age. Its a nice port machine if you didnt own a wii u tho

>Woah bro I didn't tell you to be a retard
>BUY ALL SWITCH GAMES BASED DADDY NINTENDO THANK YOU FOR SELLING ME THINGS
What did Yea Forums mean by this?

Do you have autism?

I don't fucking care how 2/3 of Switch owners use the fucking system. I'll use it in whatever goddamn way I want to use it. Saying
>muh handheld
is no fucking excuse, you mouth-breathing autistic catamite.

I don't know what posting this has to do with anything. It actually looks like its running fine considering its a handheld.

what's wrong with you? stop talking like Yea Forums

Then buy the PS4 version of the game if you don't want to play in handheld you God damned fucking retard. Also, $0.27 was deposited into your account.

unironically based

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No, because I was building my goddamn Switch library. I played the demo for VC4, liked it on Switch, learned it was locked at 30fps on PS4, and then shortly after VC1 was announced for Switch. I thought that if it ran like 4 did, then I'd get it on the Switch no questions asked. I expected it to run fucking better because it was an older game. It ran worse. I bought it the day it was released, you faggot. Why does it bother you that the Switch clearly has flaws, and that if someone complains about them, you go on an autistic drivel about how people don't like to eat shit with a smile the same way you do?

Building up your library is not an excuse to get the Switch version over the PS4 version. If you don't intend to play in handheld mode, there is ZERO reason to get the Switch version. I can't fathom anybody is this stupid, so I assume your a shill. You Snoy shills use the same copypasted shit arguments. $0.24 was added to your account.

it’s all about them holiday releases

I cannot fathom anyone so retarded that they play a hybrid console with bad battery life only undocked. Also
>muh Snoy
The only one telling people to buy PS4 games is you, you fat retarded piece of autistic shit.

Man, even for a shill you're braindead.

IS DRAGON Marked for Death a good game? Thinking about getting advanced attackers. Someone please.

Idiot, his name is Mr. J like the joker. It’s a meme RISE UP!

So do you do anything else besides letting people know how much of a butthurt faggot you are?

You have no actual friends. That much is obvious

>i can't believe people are using the product as intended

Calm down snoy

Bro playing as girl Link is hot and makes my weewee hard, but gotdamn, the joycons are pure trash. Like they might be second to the N64 if not equal in worse controller ever made. I can ignore the 2 player cute gimmick bullshit just fine, but why the fuck are my analogs bad after 6 months of owning it? These bitches cost $70 to replace, that shit is gay in a bad way.

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>Normal people have friends and leave their houses socializing with them.
meanwhile, friendless losers shill the switch and deflect all criticism of it on Yea Forums all day.

>meanwhile, friendless losers shill the switch and deflect all criticism of it on Yea Forums all day.
It's hard to tell legit criticism when topics are full of people Sony shills saying "wwwwaaaahhh, I I paid $300 + tax + addons for the Switch and only bought 2 games for it because there is nothing else to play!". I mean this shit gets tiring after a while. They're so obviously shills. Apparently they bought EVERY SINGLE GAME on the Wii U and have no interest in the ports.

>stop criticizing this multi-billion dollar corporation, can't you see they have feelings too?!
>if I browbeat you with strawmen and personal attacks, maybe you'll change your opinion
>otherwise I'll keep attacking you for committing wrongthink

I think r*ddit would be more your speed, OP.

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Go get some friends incel

>incel
Let me guess, your next buzzword will be "cope" or "seething", followed by a big empty void where an argument would normally go.

You sound butthurt, here's a pile of gerbils to cheer you up.

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>butt hurt
and just as I predicted, that giant gaping hole where a discussion would happen, remains unfilled.

I wasn't the one you responded to.

i actually own a wii u and it's better than the switch in every way except for the ui and the marketing campaign. i buy nintendo and sony consoles every generation, but i'm not going to give either of them a pass when they fuck up, and the switch is a massive downgrade from the wii u.
what i don't get is all these diehard nintendo fans who won't accept any criticism of the switch but skipped the wii u.

Lol seething

The only thing I don't like about the switch is that I want to be able to pay, download and keep my virtual console games. I have the NES and SNES Classic with all the roms on it, but I like the portability. Also the battery life sucks even in AP mode and low screen tint.

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Neither am I

The funny thing is that the Switch still has a better framerate than its competition. All PS4/Xbone games run in the low 20s, while Nintendo games are always 60fps

I figured there was no point in buying a Wii U because it was clearly a weak attempt by Nintendo to combine their handheld and console markets. It was obviously going to flop, and I figured their next console would be a handheld about the same power as the Wii U that hooks up to your TV and a bunch of the Wii U games would be ported over. Holy shit, I must be able to predict the future! Or maybe I'm just not a retard and can see predictable business decisions. You only have yourself to blame for buying a Wii U.

Also, you'll soon have Fire Emblem, Super Mario Maker 2, Luigi's Mansion 3, Animal Crossing, Astral Chain, Pokemon Sword and Shield, Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening, Bayonetta 3, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, and Shin Megami Tensei V. Plus more stuff that is currently unnanounced. If this doesn't make you happy, then just give me a list of what games Nintendo would have to release between now and May 2019 to make you happy so we can see if your expectations are realistic.

he just says stop bitching about graphics on the switch. totally legit argument because only a retard would buy a nintendo console thinking they get good graphics in this day and age

Nigger, Nintendo is always doing shit work. See Ps5 and the new Xbox, they will crush switch like a little bitch, not only in graphics but technologic possibilities.
Of course Nintendo will see this and, like a desperate whore, will release a "pro"switch that probably will be a flaw.
screencap this.

Give me a single game that wouldn't be called shovelware, movie shit or SJW pandering if it was released on another console. For example:

>the game has to run at 60 FPS. 30 is not acceptable
>it cannot have any female protagonists, as Yea Forums has deemed this "fucking SJW pandering"
>it cannot have more than 1 hour of cutscenes. No gameplay can ever justify cinematics. See: the criticisms against God of War and Uncharted
>it cannot cost more than 20 dollars
>no DLC of any kind
>no casual games

and etc. If any game on the Ps4 or Xbox fell under these, they'd be immediately discarded as bad.

Just answer my question, what games would Nintendo have to announce to be released for the next year to make you happy? Remember, last direct they announced 3 new games coming out in the next 6 months.

>stop bitching about graphics
Okay, then what about [issues with performance] or [games costing more for no reason other than novelty] or [terrible online infrastructure] or [hardware that breaks easily and is expensive to replace]?

Are any of these allowed?

>You only have yourself to blame for buying a Wii U.
you say this like i regret buying the superior console and getting to play 90% of the switch's library years in advance - along with other, better games that still aren't on the switch, free online, virtual console, etc.
>Also, you'll soon have Fire Emblem, Super Mario Maker 2, Luigi's Mansion 3, Animal Crossing, Astral Chain, Pokemon Sword and Shield, Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening, Bayonetta 3, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, and Shin Megami Tensei V.
most of these are either shovelware or vaporware.

And what games were that, by any chance?

Just answer my fucking question, what games would Nintendo have to announce to be released for the next year to make you happy?

Super Mario Maker 2, Link's Awakening, and Astral Chain.

>inferior to SMBX on the PC, and is essentially "DUDE MAKE YOUR OWN FUN LMAO"
>remake, which I've already played
>cinematic anime movie

As you can see, not the best of lineups. then again I don't drink the AAA koolaid, so no console gets a pass. Only Metroid Prime 4 will convince me that my Switch was worth it. Everything else means nothing to me.

So you paid $330-$400 for Metroid Prime 4. Lol, I don't believe you're that retarded. $0.35 was deposited into your account.

I love how you shills have played every single Nintendo game that has ever been remade, but you're only interested in 1 Nintendo game on the entire system. Do you really think people are that gullible?

>performance
I lumped that in with graphics but same idea, nintendo doesn't put super fast hardware in their consoles
>games costing more
cartridges are more expensive
>terrible online
go ahead, even nintendo fans are bitching about that
>shitty hardware
works on my machine

not him, but fzero, advance wars and kid icarus

Mario maker has orders of magnitude community size over SMBX. Nobody gives a damn how superior the design can be when there's only a handful of worthwhile things to play in it

>based and smbxpilled
didn't know other humans in this world knew smbx

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I bought the Switch for Breath of the Wild, since everyone hyped it up so much. Also got Mario Odyssey as a pack-in deal, and people hyped up Smash Brothers. Mario was Boring, Smash Brothers was a ripoff, and BOTW was only okay, but I can't find myself going back for another playthrough. I expected Prime 4 to accompany my purchases, but I guess that was too much to ask.

>I lumped that in with graphics but same idea,
what? do you seriously think it's okay for a game to run at 20 FPS? This isn't like complaining about polygons or lighting. This is literally the performance of the game. If the FPS is poor, then the gameplay will be poor.

>cartridges are more expensive
I don't care. With the money Nintendo brings in on pokemon alone, I expect them to eat the costs so I can get a better experience. You're not allowed to play the "we need more money" card when you have franchises bigger than star wars. Greedy corporate scum like that make me sick to my stomach.

>go ahead, even nintendo fans are bitching about that
And yet you called me a "seething snoy incel" for complaining about it. Hmmm....

>Nobody gives a damn how superior the design can be when there's only a handful of worthwhile things to play in it
The same can be said of Mario Maker, whose submission and filtering process makes Steam greenlight look good in comparison.

Well you can't expect them to make a sequel to every single franchise this year, they have to spread them out a bit.

i have a modded switch, are there any games worth getting online for besides mario maker?

>I bought the Switch for Breath of the Wild, since everyone hyped it up so much. Also got Mario Odyssey as a pack-in deal, and people hyped up Smash Brothers. Mario was Boring, Smash Brothers was a ripoff, and BOTW was only okay, but I can't find myself going back for another playthrough. I expected Prime 4 to accompany my purchases, but I guess that was too much to ask.

Okay shill, you bought it for BOTW, so you've now confirmed that you don't own a Wii U, which means all of their games would be new to you. You're not interested in Tropical Freeze or Mario Kart 8 or Bayonetta 2? Do you even like video games? Yet somehow we're expected to believe you've played a relatively obscure Zelda title. This is getting too obvious. $0.26 was deposited into your account.

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how about a concrete release date on smtv and rune factory 5, for starters? and confirmation of yo-kai watch 4 being localized for the west, too. and some actual new first-party games would also be nice. no more wii u ports or rehashes. maybe try bringing back some of their neglected series from the past for a change.

There isn't a single Wii U game announced to be ported over. But let me guess, you're going to say Super Mario Maker 2 is a port now, right shill?