BEEN SPENDING MOST THEIR LIVES, LIVING IN A GANGSTA'S PARADISE
BEEN SPENDING MOST THEIR LIVES, LIVING IN A GANGSTA'S PARADISE
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Unironically good song that Yea Forums hates because all they know is the chorus and they think it's a nigger gangbanger song
No longer will "rollin around at the speed of sound" make me think of sonic now its coolio
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
This is a song from my youth but i cant remember the real lyrics because of the weird al version.
Where is Sonic's shadow?
it IS a nigger gangbanger song. Literally everything about Gangster culture is disgusting and should be abhorred, yet people idolize it.
What the fuck does it have to do with Sonic?
>implying whites don't appropriate this gangster culture for themselves, and use it's positive aspects of assertion and masculinity
I love Gangster's Paradise. It has no fucking place in that trailer.
>gangsters paradise
>a gangbanger song
retard
Any white man that listens to that garbage isn't white, and has no culture of his own. He merely bows his head to the current trends and has no personality.
I prefer the Weird Al version.
But the entire song is just shitting on that culture, it agrees with you
Yes yes, please remind me how it's a cautionary tale about how gangster rap and gangster life is bad, while the man who wrote and performed the song continued to promote and sell that very image that the song goes against for his benefit.
I prefer the Chris Chan version.
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This dude also think Edward scissorhands is a horror and American history x is a neo nazi movie
But why did they choose such song for a Sonic film of all things?
See this comment I just typed out to the other guy.
There is nothing wrong with the song. There is a lot of fucking wrong with putting it in a SONIC movie out of all things.
>Weird Al supports White Supremacy
And y'all thought this song was chosen at random
Chris Chan is gonna kill himself.
>after centuries of development the high culture of the European West deteriorated to this
Are you saying you wouldn't do the exact same thing if it was making you money
>uuuuhhmmm...meow?
Holy shit it makes so much sense now. What's CWC's veredict on the trailer?
Well at the very least he won't be killing more cats unnecessarily.
You guys always talk about nostalgia and soul. If this came out in 1993 you'd be lining up to see it.
>positive aspects
>shooting people in cold blood and selling drugs is manly
Why does this absolute nigger sing over the already existing song? I have never seen someone whose IQ was low enough to make a cover like this.
>I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24?
>The way things is going I don't know
>Tell me why are we so blind to see
>That the ones we hurt are you and me?
>They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
>If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
>I guess they can't, I guess they won't
>I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool!
literally the polar fucking opposite of a gangbanger song
>Any Indian man that listens to Jazz isn't Indian and has no culture of his own, but merely follows the trends.
>Any African man that listens to country isn't African and has no culture of his own, but merely follows the trends.
>Any Russian man that listens to to reggae isn't white and has no culture of his own, but merely follows the trends.
>Implying that anyone takes an interest in anything outside of their culture should be immediately disavowed.
I could continue but clearly you need to go to the ER and get some surgery to repair your brain.
Sonic: "Nothing personnel kid!"
.. Yeah, I don't know how this is a punchline or a joke. I just want a Coldsteel reference somewhere.
Eh i was like 10 in 93 and i could tell what was shit. Skipped street fighter and mario movie. I did see double dragon tho :(
SOUL
Tell me when the camrip drops boys
I'm saying that the song is pointless for it's intended purpose. It's like Cosby saying not to rape people, only to be the crazy rapist he is.
But thay is describing staying alive on the streets you fucking idiot.
>will I live to 24
Because he may get shot
>that the ones we hurt are you and me
They're killing each other
>they say I gotta learn but nobody's here to teach me, if they cant understand it, how can they reach me
No one realizes how bad it is and because of this cant change his ways
>guess they front that's why I know my life is out of luck
He is accepting gang life and the idea that no one will ever improve it
Are you a daft?
She's mostly complained about Jim Carrey not looking enough like Eggman.
>zoomers discussing and dissecting a mediocre pop song from 25 years ago from a one hit wonder
I can't tell if you are just this stupid, or trying to be ironic.
Yeah perfect song choice. Totally fits.
Kys
>she
>she
Men will never be woman
see
you dumb faggot nigger
>I smoke crack just once or twice, living in a gangsta's paradise
>I get drunk and beat my wife, living in a gangsta's paradise
>I sling dope and ice, living in a gangsta's paradise
>My teeth bling they look real nice, living in a gangsta's paradise
>I kill chinks and eat they rice, living in a gangsta's paradise
>Been bustin' caps for most my life, living in a gangsta's paradise
They should've used Escape from the City.
Old dudes lurkin now remember the movie Dangerous Minds
We are regressing 30 years ago into the 90s
This was probably one of his least stupid life choices. He is not a smart man
>i fuck all the white man's wives livin in a niggers paradise
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I used to replay that level just for the song and the sweet ass asphalt boarding.
>I gut bitches with my knife living in the gangstas paradise
>I kill chinks and eat they rice, living in a gangsta's paradise
Based.
Welcome to general audience appeal. Enjoy your stay.
Why is this being made? Who asked for a live action sonic movie when sonic autist aren’t big enough in numbers to push the game’s sales passed the genesis-dc era
>7.7million views on escape from the city
The paradise is living off the white man's welfare system!
A HEDGEHOG WITH A ‘TUDE? YOU KNOW THAT’S UNHEARD OF
Big-screen movies are dying, but before they go, they have to make adaptations of everything they possibly can that they think people have heard of. This is next on the list.
Hollywood is an assembly line now.
Some writer sucks enough dick to get his script infront of a producer, the producer takes one look and says "nobody wants original IP anymore, what vaguely familiar brand name can we slap on this?" and buys the rights to an IP at random.
Entire film is shunted off to underpaid and overworked CG farm while some has-beens voice act over the phone for coke money,
Sonic hasn't been good since the 90s.
Stop pretending this horrible little CG Muppet is even close to the worst thing to come out of Sonic.
People hate on Gangster's Paradise because it's the latest meme song they JoJo autists have been obsessively pushing just like they did with Crazy Diamond
Reminder that this is what the ideal ED would have been
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Yeah you tell those farmers!
Better farmers than niggers.
I trigger white boys from Yea Forums, living in a gangsta's paradise
Good song, but NOT for a FUCKING Sonic filml
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>Cops give a damn about a negro
>Pull the trigger kill a nigga he's a hero
>BEEN SPENDING MOST THEIR LIVES
>LIVING IN A GANGSTA'S PARADISE
Brain keeps trying to read this to the tune of City Escape.
post songs that would have fit the trailer better
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THE WHITE FARMER CREATES WEALTH WHILE THE NIGGERS ARE NO MORE THAN FARMING EQUIPMENT!
why the FUCK did they use this dong from the 90s, instead of something like this
I wish I knew City Escape would be in this. Imagine how cheesy and fun and campy a Sonic movie COULD BE. But we get this train wreck.
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i posted the wrong version here
Michael Bay would have made a good Sonic film.
unironically this
GRR!! NO!!! I have 2 H8 Blk PpL!!!!11!!1!!!!
I saw a boomer /pol/tard unironically equate N.W.A. and "fuck the police" to terrorism just a couple weeks ago. Fortunately that form of retardation doesn't seem dominant.
i AM in fact PROUD of my WHITE culture and I am VERY proud of my fellow white brethren shooting up schools!
coincidentally, his movie Pain and Gain had Gangastas Paradise in it, twice.
Also that's probably one of the most underrated films of the decade
The absolute fucking state of white """people"""
>only connection between this song and sonic is chris-chan
This can't be a coincidence
>Culture warriors are fucking braindead
I knew that already
>Not playing anything after Sonic 2
oh sweet neptune
You mean you don't understand the struggles of Sonic growing up as a black youth in Compton who, unable to get a decent education, turns to a life of crime to make ends meet?
Sonic 2 > Sonic Mania > Sonic and Knuckles > Sonic 1 > Sonic 3& Knuckles > Sonic CD > Sonic Generations > Sonic 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>> 3d sanic shit
>N.W.A. and "fuck the police" to terrorism just a couple weeks ago.
IIRC the FBI kinda considered that for a while after it was released since it encouraged violence against the authorities. But what the fuck do I know, I wasn't even alive
Who the fuck hates it? It's probably one of my most favorite songs of all time.
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
>believing anything the FBI says
Saying prayers in the LCD lines
I hope aliens find this when our civilizaiton is destroyed
SO DON'T BE VAIN AND DON'T BE WHINY
OR ELSE MY BROTHER I MIGHT HAVE TO GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR HINEY
>hey my computer isn't shit now maybe I can emulate it
>you need to find a decrypted 3ds file (lol) or decrypt it yourself (lol)
>ios download doesn't work either
maybe I should have just watched it on youtube
blacks shoot each other at much higher rate than whites, and certainly much higher rate than whites shoot schools. kys tho.
Someone needs to make an edit of the trailer with this playing on top and sonic coloured yellow.
>nigger gangbanger song
>"good song"
But it is a nigger gangbanger song.
People are fucking looking it up and finding out about it.
But don't you worry, nobody isn't looking at it for being a nigger gangbanger song because it's a nigger gangbanger song, people are angry with it for being a blatantly nigger gangbanger song being hamfisted into the trailer (and the movie by proxy).
This is just the Grinch all over again.
Has Chris Chan seen the trailer yet? What was xis reaction to it?
Sonics arms are bluer than ever I see.
>He hasn’t busted a cap in a nigga’s ass over petty shit, get away with it, and then respected for taking a nigga’s life over nothing
....it is though.
I know amish paradise better but the beat is good. Really dropped the ball for sonic though.
I would have gone with born too slow.
this, in a way werid al has ruined a ton of songs for me.
>Sonic and Knuckles > Sonic 1 > Sonic 3& Knuckles
Imagine knowing the subtext of the song and STILL being retarded enough to think that it is endorsing the gang life
I got murder on my miiiiiindddddd
oh wait that is the wierd al camero its gangsters paradise this movie does have everything!! yes!!
Well how about Yea Forums NEETs
>Unironically good song
I like it.
>That /;v/ hates because all they know is the chorus
It's a shit choice for this trailer. Thematically it makes no sense. Is Sonic supposed to be a "gangster?" that's a fucking joke at best.
>Gangbanger song
Kinda is though. Unless you want to argue lyrics like "You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'/Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk" are NOT about gangbangers.
Are they implying that Sonic lives in Robotnik's paradise and is trying to break out of it by going fast?
based
he's on the ARK, dummy.
Gangsters Paradise is kino but it being in that trailer is laughable
catching up
Nah, a skip of something like Fitz and the Tantrum's The Walker, or Don't Stop Me Now by Queen. You get the same sorta generic feelgood vibe but with an upbeat song about being unstoppable and going fast.
>there are people on Yea Forums that think it ISN'T a gangbanger song
This. So much this. I'll explain the subtext of the lyrics to you brainlets.
>As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
He's talking about walking through the hood of Compton, the ultimate gangbanger area of residence for niggers
>I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
Since he's a gangbanger he has nothing left to lose
>‘Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long
He has been shooting his gat (9mm handguns, the common choice of nigger gangbangers) and laughing about his gangbanging activities
>That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
His mother is disgusted by the path her son has walked down and thinks he has lost his mind because he became a gangbanger
>I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
He doesn't want to fall from his gangbanging activities but he's gotta do what he's gotta do
>As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
When they seen him on the ground dying from a gangbang shootout, he sees a reflection of himself in the smoke of the end of the pistol's barrel after it was used to shoot him.
>Fool, I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
He's calling other gangbangers niggers basically and saying they all want to emulate him
>On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the streetlight
He prays to god even as a gangbanger, still attends church every Sunday.
Oh, Carlos!!
honestly the song would have been fitting if knuckles was the star of the movie
why are wh*toids so fragile? easiest to troll next to the alt-right.
>that 70 year old hillbilly uncle
Funny if true. I'm picturing this old guy taking in all the memes on the library computer.
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they really fucking missed the ball on the music
>them cheeks
SWEET RAVE FURRET
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This can't possibly not be the reason why it's the song's trailer.
No fucking way.
No one would just choose Gangster's Paradise out of the blue.
I'm having /f/ flashbacks.
Okay so the internet is all a-twitter with the Sanic news.
I just want to mention this part here. I fucking love those gloves. I mean they are a bit silly but they actually look like controllers that would work instead of being sci-fi wrist hologram bullshit. They seem a bit hard to use. Only the thumb can push the thumb side button on the same hand so you'd have to use the opposite hand to use the controller and it looks like you can only use the thumb and index finger to type. Am I weird for loving these gloves?
It's weird how the went to the trouble to design these but not to actually make them seem functional. Literally all they have to do is move the thumbpad to just below the pink finger the keyboard thing to the palm and they would work totally fine as a real thing.
>Nigger song
>Sonic is white
Why?
>Sonic is white
He's blue you moron
>nig song with a kids character
Yeah that sure fits together in a trailer Jamal.
Some people sperg'd out over it. I loved waking up feeling so horny. It was great having read the manga knowing that David Production only did it for that one scene with Giorno and Mista on a park bench.
LMAO holyfuck
#Bluelivesmatter
>Song is literally about how miserable and hollow the gangbanger life is
>ITS A GANGBANGER SONG
Did it hurt, whatever happened that made you this retarded?
BASED
Coolio is a Crip so it makes sense.
>He wasn't around when Sonic was at his infancy
You can tell who's a fucking zoomer for a lack of a better word.
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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Song is great, doesn't work with sonic the hedgehog.
Want me to tell you how I know you are white?
If I may play devil's advocate, it's possible they chose the song because it's from the 90s, and Sonic too is from the 90s. It's a stretch, but they may have been trying to set the mood?
His parents both love him and he doesn't smell bad?
>she
>Autistic sonic fan who must defend everything sonic related
Hi Chris
Black music is all cultural garbage, and only fucking losers (shame on you if you're a European) thinks otherwise.
Garbage garbage garbage music. Don't even try to defend yourself.
No, it's because they both had 9th period gym class together freshman year, and he remembers him. Racist.
>9th period gym class
>9th period
Is that a thing in schools now?
I can tell who the guys who are intimidated by it a mile away. But keep telling yourself it's garbage to protect your ego. I won't tell.
Now? I graduated high school in 1999 and had a 9th period gym one year. Lunch was counted as a "period" though.
i bet your an american
Even with lunch, I've never known a schoolday to go past 7 periods.
I want Rouge to be in the film
is that odd?
>Months ago post "I bet it opens with Gangsta's Paraduse."
>It fucking does.
Please tell me one of you saved that.
People that know a song from a Sonic game from 2001 is fucking minuscule compared to the amount people that know a popular song like Gangsters Paradise.
>and they think it's a nigger gangbanger song
it's a nigger song, that's repulsive enough
even fucking Talking Heads would've been a less strange choice for the movie, were they all high on cocaine when making these decisions?
>america makes live action movie
>DUDE PUT THE MILITARY IN IT SO WE CAN HAVE TACTICOOL SHOOTING AND SHIT
but why
Road To Nowhere would have been fine, if kinda dumb.
what the fuck is even point of this movie
Yes I much perfer the white people version
Is this how American schools work, I've always had 8 periods excluding lunch
White “music”
I joke it’s pretty gud
Much like how Coolio can't escape a life of crime and bustin', Sonic can't escape a life of running around AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
GOT PLACES TO GO
GOT TO FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
>Human character finds talking animal
>Human screams
>Animal screams
why
we have come full circle.
God have mercy on our souls.
At my (american) high school, we had a rotating schedule of 6 periods in a day, lunch was not counted as a separate period. You were generally signed up for 8 classes total so you had break days from specific classes.
seriously though why the fuck did they put that song in the trailer for a sonic movie
It's just like how people idolize the mafia. It's cool.
oh yeah, that reminds me, you get 9 periods if you sign up for a third elective, I got placed in the class that's for those people even if I only took two electives
I wish I did, I didn't know I'd become a failure back when I had to choose
>intimidated
Why is this always, 100% the only argument you faggots have? Why is it always this weird appeal to emotion and using of public shaming tactics?
I think it sucks cause some gay emo bands did covers of it and ruined it for me forever. If Paramount really wanted to get a niggas attention they would have used Hoochie Mama by 2 Live Crew.
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He should have a cartoonish fat suit.
American schools are 6 periods a day. I'm a university student in Japan right now, and it's also 6 periods a day here. 6 periods is master race.
What you think we can afford shadow's, your crazy.
CHURN BUTTER ONCE OR TWICE
I just listened to the song for the first time and I can already tell you are full of shit.
>spikes
edgy
Coolio is a punk that got angry Weird Al made a joke parody of his song.
actually, how long is a period in america?
Film trailer has more dislikes than the Emoji Movie trailer.
I'm pretty sure he was just upset that his label told Weird Al that he was fine with it when they didn't actually consult him.
For high schoolers, an hour.
Cosby never raped anybody though.
WE BEEN SPENDIN MOST OUR LIVES LIVIN’ IN A TROLLSTA’S PARADISE
>uhhhh....meow?
It's only 40 minutes here, when does school end then?
3ish followed by club and sports til 5ish.
wait when does it start then? how could you spend more time in lessons and still get out earlier? it's pretty much 8-4 here
Back when I was in highschool, it started at 7:40 and ended at 2:10
Starts around 8 something.
Great song, but what the hell was it doing in the trailer?
As far as I can tell he's only reacted to the Robotnik reveal the other day, he hated it. I'm expecting a 900 part twitter thread from him eventually about the trailer.
45 minutes.
>Whites so weak they can be brainwashed by some music
What a timeline we live in
Great movie, but I feel awkward about laughing at a comedy depicting a cruel, brutal murder.
The only game series that could make a good movie is Resident Evil if done right
Sonic looks atrocious and I almost feel vindicated - not that anyone thought that it would be good
>The only way to make it in life is to sell drugs, play professional basket/football or become a rap star otherwise just say on welfare
???
Fuckin idiot
new
rate
XD s o y am i rite bros XD
I've got some shocking news about the new Sonic Movie that's gonna be coming out later this year. I learned this from a buddy of mine that works at Paramount Pictures. The writing team is looking to push the PG rating just a bit. How you might ask? Well, there's gonna be a scene in which Jim Carrey will emerge from a mushroom. He puts on his goggles, and then he yells at the top of his lungs "PINGAS" and whips it out. It's crazy, but they've found a way to show it in a PG movie. It's important we go see this movie, cause if this is true, it's gonna change everything.
lmfao they gave him literal human children teeth
There's nothing cute about being obtuse for the sake of it. You know good and well why Yea Forums doesn't like the trailer having that song and it has nothing to do with the quality of the music.
>kill chinks and eat they rice, living in a gangsta's paradise
Haha fuck you man haha
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the mouth on this design doesn't look as bad
>she
anyone believe if this movie has chances of success?
The mob has a strict rule against selling drugs retard. If you're found to be selling them you're fucked.
Jim carrey is no longer bankable, it might end up being a bomb.
You want rouge in this film when sonic looks like that
Sonic and Pikachu movies in 2019, this is the dimensional merge.
Jim Carrey will always be bankable in our hearts.
carrey has turned into a subhuman mongoloid retard, look at his twatter and his "paintings"
this movie is just a tax dodge sent to die
hopefully it will destroy (again) carrey movie carrer and we will never see him again
I can smell the crisco coming out of your pores
have sex
it has soul
>she
kys tranny enabler niggershit
mental illness should never be tolerated or encouraged
death to trannies niggers jews and mudshits
enough nigger music
I don't understand why Dr. Eggman was replaced by Jim Carrey being Jim Carrey, but I'll watch it solely for him.
very nice un-niggered version
>it's a nigger song, that's repulsive enough
this 10000000000 times
Black people had a major hand in shaping and creating all of the following musical genres.
Blues, rock, jazz, samba, gospel, funk, hip-hop
And had major contributions to the genres
Ragtime, R&B, House
And they did most of all this before the Jim Crow laws were abolished. You might like artists who aren't black more for certain genres or this that and the other, but you can't deny that it's fucking incredible what black people did for music in spite of the enormous disadvantage they were put in back then.
surely the cover by chris chan is what made them chose it
they know we would remember
shh dont say that too loudly or you might incite some history revisionism
You're not allowed to say this, the /pol/tards will get mad
>chris chan defending the Sonic movie
The leaks from last year drove him insane. He started tweeting about how Sonic himself told him that Sega was ruining his image and needed to be stopped.
Can he save it?
Carrey can't even save himself.