ITT: Character designs from the real world that have to be used on a game

this is fake as af look at the low fps animations

bruh am pretty sure real life isnt in 60 fps

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I'm tired of black people putting on blackface to look more black

w-wow

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It was proven fake.

>Amblypygids range from 5 to 70 centimetres (2.0 to 27.6 in) in legspan.

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How the fuck would you know to record this bird at this time and that he would do this
This has to be fake

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Yes, scorpions are arachnids.

yea it's at least 70 or 80, probably higher

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>how would you know the bird is going to get on the train at the time that the train is scheduled to arrive
Do you even think before you post?

Why is high-fashion so fucking great, Yea Forumsros?

>you alerted the horde

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reincarnated wagie

i too stand around train stations constantly recording in case a pigeon strolls by and hops on

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Wait then what the fuck are they?

It appears on Empires of the Undergrowth. An adult whip spider is the strongest enemy in the newest update.

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>no bullfighter class in vidya
wasted opportunity

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dat brapper

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>Wanting to play as a dickless spainard

I bet that dog was beat mercilessly until it learned to walk like that

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heeeyyy slugcat

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I saw it live when that guy lost his eye, the horn entered through his cheek, ripping half of his face off and taking the eye out in the process. He stood up holding half of his face with his hand. Pretty cool.

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Ewww

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>file name
kek

One of the midboss in Fatal Fury is a Bullfighter.

I think you're seriously just overthinking this. Dude could have been bored, just dicking around and recording a fucking pigeon standing right near him. Then he didn't stop recording since he was already going, and then the pigeon happened to hop on board. Since it was a funny little moment and he happened to catch it unintentionally, he put it online

I wish he made an actual game, instead of us getting that rip of Generation Zero.

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I wish that birdie would stop dabbing on me

crustaceans

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yep, fucking china

There's one in Tree of Savior

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hang on a sec, I'll go pillage a /fa/ cringe thread

Don't know if it's true, but every time that's posted, some replies say they break the front legs so it's forced to hop around on its back legs

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Literally Deoxys

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Is this what they mean by a gangster's paradise

Looks like Vergil combined with God Hand.

I wanna marry that Wasp Scorpion OP

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Isopods, crustaeons, one of the most well adapted to land.

The easiest explanation is that the bird did it often. The guy with the camera saw it happen several days in a row and eventually he decided to film it. It's not impossible for animals to take the bus, it's rare and unusual but it happens, most of the time they're cats or dogs. The bird probably has a crippled wing.

>the fags who keep posting high fashion
Very creative.

Is this the most based creature in existence?

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Pigeons riding trains isn't an uncommon phenomenon.

He made a flash game called Ripple Dot Zero, so there's that.

I thought it was an Incase drawing from the thumbnail

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It's not what i'd call a common phenomenon and i ride the train every day.

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These guys probably got interracial sex.

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That pilot wasn't great.
She's cute though.

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nice

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I feel like she'd bestow me with new powers or swords if I speak to her.

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>Katamari_Damacy.mp3

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I fucking hate chinks

That's just Gwyndolin with legs

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Animals have more rights than black people.

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That's just fuckin' Jimmy T. from WarioWare

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>P
>didnt even go out the other cheeck
w...where the fuck did the bullet go? did this dumbfuck lose a tooth?

NO, NOT AGAIN YOU FUCKER

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DAMMIT FRANCIS I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK IT OFF.

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katamari damaci

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These look like the guys in no mans wharf in SOTFS, the ones that are afraid of fire.

It makes no difference either it is a common behavior of the bird or not.
The fact is that it did it.
The rarity of this is not important.

Also you're a faggot.

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morrowind.webm

is that jinzo tf

stand user ass looking nigga

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>bullfighters
>dickless

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>Persona 6 social link
>Hipster Erykah Badu type black girl from Williamsburg that teaches English

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These posts are discussing whether the filming was accidental. It depends entirely on whether that display of behavior is unique.

>far right

youtube.com/watch?v=Vf-GY3ezkHU

That actually looks creepy as fuck, great mask

why bird so mad

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Crustaceans. This is their ocean relative.

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what do these things contribute to the environment again?

why is not legal to wring their fucking necks over and over until they evolve to not fuck with us?

these shits need to be taught that approaching the slender pink monkeys means death.

_______ ______

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I wish you could just shoot them and eat them whenever you see one. They cost $50 at Publix.

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What the fuck do YOU contribute to the environment?

Amygdala looking ass

i plant trees

methamphetamine is a hell of a drug

Okay that's pretty based actually. I love trees.

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he did write a cute notspider waifu though

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Souls NPC tier

>Retired superhero that passes his powers to you.

this desu. if nobody sees you kill a goose, the goose is not technically dead.

I think it's cute but if I saw this I'd be scared

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what a room temp IQ rebuttal. day of the oven soon you fucking goose bitch.

I thought he was going to throw himself to the rails.

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Is this like simant?

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Close enough.

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Maybe he was smart and used a blank, so the hole is just made by the force of the explosion

>Hand me the controller, bro

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at least he wearing earplugs for safety

He's probably learned he can sometimes find trash layong around he can eat.

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Tough talk for a spineless bitch who's afraid of some harmless waterfowl.

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man dreamworks stepped up their game

i fucking hate the guy who makes these videos, it takes a lot to put one of these fuckers in a threat posture and he keeps harassing them anyway

My SUV produces live-giving carbon dioxide, which is necessary for plants to breathe.

I wonder why modern earth doesnt have shit as scary as prehistoric earth

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>Becomes a shopkeep after you beat him

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these look like smt characters

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Certain species of pigeon are highly intelligent. They're one of the few animals that pass the mirror test.

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dark souls, no mans wharf
top side of the cave, those spider looking motherfuckers that are afraid of the fire

What a weird and obscure mechanic

Probably because the creatures that are alive now fucking murdered everything spooky looking asap. I mean think if the ocean and woods was filled with half the spooky shit from the past. We would be killing them.

>Guy shoots hismelf in the face
"Maybe he was smart"
-user

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I want to fuck stealth mode

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should've died

okay is nobody gonna talk about this webm?
it boggles my mind

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u wot m8?

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If he took off the mask, would it kill him?

youtube.com/watch?v=QfaljrOgYVw

why? it's just cades fucking around

Insects aren't sentient calm your autism

I had one for a while. They're good pets and harmless.

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what the fuck is this

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very fresh meat

that's literally a prehistoric animal, dummy.

I think it's just the muscles spasming in response to electricity iirc

Probably meat full of maggots

i only seen one of these in all my days worth of playing DS1. the motherfucker 1 hit me.

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any shooter with voice chat

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Well then what do you consider a "modern" animal?

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mammals I guess, even though some of those were around in dinosaur times.

i cant tell if this is the reality horror thread or the deep sea thread

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yeah but the left one is playing like a human would, its controlling the right one

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>lawfag
>chaosfag

chinese subhuman thread now.

Does nature want me to fuck this octopus? Cause I will.

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I am off to play some more Sekiro so you mods better not prune this thread you faggots i want to see this shit later

duende

Not even as sexy as Laughing Octopus.

Fucking chinks

i dont have anything specific to that

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>Shrimp broke the crab's arm so fast you can't even see it, crab abandoned the broken arm rather than risk being followed.

the gondola overmind is turning humans into observers

>we use chopsticks instead of barbarian tools like forks
>also we eat things alive
okay asia

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user, nociception =/= pain

>Soibird

Bug spouses aren't all that cracked up to be.

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This thing is so cute

I want one and have done a little research as to how to take care of them, but it would be my first arachnid pet. I feel like I should start with a tarantula or something first

you forgot the Florida man conception image

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So here i am!

i'm gonna go kwashiorkor mode

you think after having to work with ethnic chinese for years you eventually get used to them
you dont

>this kills the crab

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goddamn that's vicious. and you're right, every animal is prehistoric. Carry on, sir.

>"I SAID NOT TO TREAD ON ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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you take that back

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Literally the Sketsis Chamberlain

Goddamn lipedema is sexy

vocaroo.com/i/s1pFG3ea002Z

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Holy fucking guro, I hate seeing innards spill out but why can't I look away?

based

post the gif
I've got an itch...

Just downloaded spore yesterday and thats pretty much the creature I made. It must be some subconscious evil.

They're pretty close to raising tarantulas. Just keep it in a fairly tropical-like climate, and feed it crickets three times a week.

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is this image also made for bugs?
because I can barely see the action

what's the bug fable on this one

Extremely cute waifu
Ants are fucking based

>owl fight

>He probably had the jews train the pidgeon so him and his media crew could record the pidgeon and take your ad revenue shekles
>The goyim will never know
How is the video fake

Damn. If the chinese ever take over the world thats it for the environment.

A mantis has got to do
What a mantis has got to do
What does that mean
Question Authority
Set the Monkeys Free
Yeah

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there's nothing in that left bottom corner user, what are you looking at?

>me
>me girlfriend

they are really chill so yeah.

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Notice where the cat is actually looking, it's as entranced by the toy as the other one. It's probably just trying to figure out how to get it closer.

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HOT AS FUCK

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these fucking guys are so fucking powerful. does anyone have the infographic of just how strong they are? two types, scythe or hammers and this motherfucker is a hammer bro.

someone pull that shit up

I will never understand this fixation that certain asian countries have with eating food that still moves, or is still somewhat alive, or just mimics being alive by means of chemical reaction to a certain substance.
Is it something having to do with the freshness of it? or the ritual of pretending to be something thats alive?..what ...WHAT IS IT?

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these fuckers are just creepy on land when they are still wet

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they are strong enough to crack the glass of an aquarium apparently so it's dangerous to keep them as pets

Having fresh ingredients is still considered a luxury in a lot of these countries in which dying of starvation was a huge problem in living memory and a lot of people still grew up on nothing but white rice and fermented shit.

probably depends on where you are
it could be freshness but it could also be to show that its actual real food and not some synthetic fish they made out of chemicals and plastics to save a few bucks

this is epic, where does this come from?

maybe you would like to live without eyes?

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anyone who bullies a defenseless animal is a spineless coward and neither YOU nor ANYONE ELSE on this god-forsaken board can convince me otherwise

>You're a faggot
>Reddit spacing
oh LAWDY

>amerilard education

this is what happens when an entire generation grows up eating processed garbage and has no real connection or knowledge of where food actually comes from

>bullfighting
>defenseless
you what

I advise you keep your coddled ass inside then and don't experience nature at all.

>only carries 20 bullets to sell for two out of 10 types

Chinks have no concept of the value of life

im with you, but not because i know what bullfighters really do. i imagine its like those rodeos where they smack around the bulls and horses testicles and kick the shit out of them which i actually do rather dislike

decided to just google it myself, shit always interests me.

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Don’t make to much fun of us. America wants us to be stupid

I don't get it

>broken antenna
this guy is stressing the fucker out too
it's cute, I like it but this is meanspirited.

>guy literally lost an eye fighting a 400lb massive animal
>defenseless

Let's not pretend these bulls don't put up quite a fight. If anything, it's slightly more ballsy than just dropping the fucker with a well placed shot 50 meters away. I'd say it ranks above pig sticking too.

ahh, fuck that image is only part of it...

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https:// theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

fuck it, can't be arsed to save all of them.

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Zeno Clash

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Based. Everyone that cheers on bullfighting is retarded. Can't wait for it to be outlawed in Spain, we will need a few decades tho.

sick aesthetic

>prepping the bull this hard

This, they're filth to be exterminated given the chance

im assuming the small one is the male mantis and is attempting to court with the big ass female who rejects him by eating him

Took the red pill

Just like real life with humans amirite

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that failed dog has better ass than my gf

>Bayonetta: A Netflix Adaptation

pokemon sun

he shot it at an angle through his cheek so it went out the fuckin window
what a weird guy

if only

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Sleep tight crabber

Ducks would be some obnoxious cunts if they could type on the internet

I'm so fucking dumb I thought it was a Meowth reference

These are all living organism. Would make great weird ass bosses.

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about 50 million a year

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You mean from the pokemon anime? Why'd he learn to walk and talk again? To impress some cat bitch?

((((((((((50 GORRILLION A YEAR)))))))))))

it's genuinely pathetic for so many of you to pounce on americans at any given chance
why. do. you. think. about. them. so. fucking. much.
must be some kind of rouse

Yikes. I hope they were already dead. Is the kinoplex truly worth this sacrifice?

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an americans godda eat

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cyka blyat...

remind me of Quake 4

F

amazing innit

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>those eyes
>that snake pov shot
d-don't tread on me ha ha

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F

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Crabs don't have the capacity to know pain. Not to mention they were most likely frozen prior to this so there's no way those crabs were even awake enough to know what was happening.

They get freeze dried en-masse before they get strogged iirc.

Are those horseshoecrabs? What are they doing to them? WHYY

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>Haha imagine if they were human

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I wish to exterminate chinks fuck these people

From the thumbnail I though it was a cobra in a dress.

ogre spider

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if a bull is so defenseless then why dont you go face to face with one?
bullfighting is cruel and all but are you really gonna claim that bullfighters don't have enormous balls?

what makes the blue blood so special

spotted hyenas need more love

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I've seen this anime

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I've seen street dogs take the bus, shit's surreal.

that thing is defo already dead.

bleeding them, their blood is used in testing medicine iirc

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draining their blood. supposedly its good for removing impurities from mixtures. so its really used for makeup and such to make sure humans dont get the sniffles

>bulls
>defenseless

confirmed mentally handicapped.

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oblivion is nothing but these guys

Well if its for medical research. I was afraid it was some sick asian traditional medicine.

Okay now I understand why people say chinks have no soul.
How can they sleep at night knowing they bled tons of crabs to death?
Where's divine justice?

Speck form baki

She's squeezing air out of the blood vessels.

>stroggification

chinks don't bleed them, atlantic horseshoes occur on north american coast but most of them survive

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it doesn't kill them, that would be a waste of crab blood that they can harvest later

this happens in the states as well
in my state in particular though you can't kill them while collecting blood

It tastes like blueberry

same

>400lb wrecking balls with spikes
>defenseless

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>just chillin

But they are cut open though. Kept alive just to be bled to death. Honestly that pic makes me sick.

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where are the chinese shipping them all? hundreds of boxes.

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As if that wasn't even worse.

pretty close

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>Moves so fast is creates light and vaporizes the molecules of water
It's like a fucking anime characters.

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My little girl was born on a RAAAAAAAAY of sound

pain is a universal feeling. they simply don't have the emotional response to it that we and most higher (and lower) creatures have. which is what makes it so bad.

Assassin spider looks even crazier.

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How the hell do I beat this fucker, Yea Forums? He keeps reacting to everything I do.

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turns out the humans are bad

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are things getting a little too economical

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Will this end when we can effectively grow meat in labs? I'm not a vegetarian or anything but this thread really made me go hmmmmm

if it makes you feel any better the west is moving away from bleeding crabs very quickly, like ending within 5 years quickly
can't say much for the countries china that dont want to be involved

You have no idea. Do you have any fucking clue the amount of power needed to convert kinetic energy into light? We don't even have a machine that can do that.

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quake 4 intro

wtf is that? DLC?

>to death
They don't take enough to kill them. The crabs are released back into the wild where they found them.

no, because hunting won't stop being a thing, not everywhere can afford it, people will still want true meat has a gourmet thing, etc

ive seen people get fucking scared of bluejays in america, and then i look back on my REALITY HORROR but find only human monstrosities. my perspective is fucked, i know these are the worst and not the norm. im just scared anyone was capable of it

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not until growing meat in labs is cheaper than raising the animals themselves, it's all economics

no matter, was sex

nope, base game enemy

It's base game. It's a rare as shit enemy that only appears a fraction of the time when someone dies and fails to get their bloodstain back or something obscure like that. I've played over 1000 hours of DaS and only ever saw one.

NEVER FORGET THE CRABOCAUST

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which SMT demon is this

With their entire front part cut off?

It's male.

Killing geese

I'm so fucking ready for lab grown meat but the anti-GMO noodle arms and meat producers lobbying FDA are going to try to hold it back

cyberpunk gameplay reveal

Doing everything I can

Look at again. They just fold their bodies in with the natural pivot of their joints. You can see their tail thing sticking out from under their face.

Why does this read like the superior nippon steel folded 1000 times over meme?

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>which is what makes it so bad.
It's the exact opposite. Briefly experiencing pain with no emotional torment is basically ethical.

”ooh I'm gonna getcha"

Oh yeah I see it now. I guess I can sleep tonight.

>this thread

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they should've killed us while we were still fish, retards

Now you know where nips took their ideas from

Dumb fucks don't realize that without crab blood you literally wouldn't have modern medicine because it would be impossible to test it for impurities and people would be dying left and right from tainted drugs.

this was proven fake r-right

CATCH AND RELEASE

Who should rather die? A harmless crabro or a souless chink?

FUCKIN CUTE

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Horseshoe crabs don't have a conventional immune system. Instead their blood contains a chemical that gels on contact with foreign contaminants and infections, so that any germs that attack them get suffocated by slime.

It's so potent that you can add a tiny drop of crab blood to a huge batch of medicine and if there's any bacterial contamination it will instantly turn the whole thing to jelly.

Noodle arms?

Also anti-GMO mostly gets pushed because it keeps Monsanto in check or out of countries so the local ag industry doesn't get demolished.

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Because it is that sort of bullshit. The creature is novel but not particularly amazing. All that shit and even a weak human can pick it up and crush it with his bare hands with little effort. And contrary to popular belief his lighting fast strikes will do negligible damage to a human. It relies on its prey having a brittle exoskeleton.

welcome to how literally everything you consume is made

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The medicine is for white people too you fuckhead.

>his lighting fast strikes will do negligible damage to a human
Post proof

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Oh yeah show us you picking up one.
do it I dare you.

youtube.com/watch?v=oppJAxIN4sQ

there are vids on youtube of people getting their fingers punched by these.
it just hurts.

not him but i have family who do aquarium bullshit and have handled mantis shrimp
their punches hurt. but thats it. can only break skin, and even then not too deep. their spines are the part you have to worry about, because it can gouge you really deep

one positive about crocodiles: they will absolutely eat an aggressive goose

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I see no lightning boiling bubbles, the shrimp was obviously hiding his power level.

She's that spirit that resides in the healing spots

What the fuck am I looking at?

There's something strangely satisfying to me about seeing the guts all come pouring out.
It somehow look like it'd be a relief, like taking a really huge shit. The way it comes spilling out as fi it's under pressure, like a popped pimple.

There's also an odd kind of comedy to it, this animal has no idea how doomed it is, or how it's flailing around is making things infinitely worse. It also seems at the end to be trying to remove the 'annoyance', trying to chew the hanging innards off so it can walk around.
It's kind of funny in a profound, mortal kind of way.

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obsessed

the crucifix workout plan

>Don't mind me, just on my way to the library to read books to preschoolers!

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That's disgusting.

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It's kind of like cows on blood farms. They take a few litres a week and the cow gets to just hang around eating and shitting like it would anywhere else.

youtube.com/watch?v=g_pwPhFvgNo

I fucking love Channel Zero.

beautiful.

Is there anything more creepy than the soulless stare of a mantis. They make my fucking skin crawl. If these things were any bigger they would legitimately be my worst nightmare.

Why don't you go and be a vegetarian if knowing how and where you get your meat triggers you then?

nah its just a baby mantis and a hungry mantis
mantids are the chads of the insect world and we can only hope that the warming climate will produce even larger mantises in the coming years

YEEEEEEEEOOOOOWW

>implying most isn't used for cosmetics
it wouldn't be 60000 dollars a gallon if it were only used for medical reasons

OH BOY, NEW NIGHTMARES FOR THE NIGHT!

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Watch out for transit cops birdie.

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>their team calling sounds like a fucking witch laughing
>steals your food
>they look like a guy that haven't sleep in hours, do meth and have been jerking off to cunny, /ss/ and ntr without leaving his room for weeks

Are you even trying?

I had no idea the nameless horrors of the deep were so cute.

wut

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male hyenas are living the futa dream all day every day

Oh come on, they're cute. Also they wouldn't harm you.

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Meanwhile alligators will just chill around people.
youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk

Doujins of futanari giving birth through their cocks where?

>the "laugh" is a their stress noise like growling or whimpering
>they're more successful hunters than lions
>jaws that can crack giraffe femurs
>their group learning an problem solving skills may be better than chimps
That's not how a pseudopenis works. The male puts his dick in the female's fake bigger dick when it's retract for mating.

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Just call the swat on him.

if you think those things are cute you must have a fucking malfunction in your brain.

youtube.com/watch?v=PPnAEfJepyA

>inserts penis into fake penis
So it’s literally futa

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what happened there?

>That's not how a pseudopenis works. The male puts his dick in the female's fake bigger dick when it's retract for mating.
okay you're just making it hotter

Based

a challenger appears

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what's that toy called again?

nope, still 100% female and it's more like she has a built in fleshlight on her
They also give birth through the pseudopenis and usually have to ripe it open with their teeth to get the baby out. Pretty much all first births are stillborn.

So Hyena’s are just like big wolves/dogs, right? Could you raise one as pet if you got it as a pup, or would it just end up murdering the shit out of you anyways?

I'm just not a pussy. But they are cute.

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>In Changing Global Perspectives on Horseshoe Crab Biology, Conservation and Management (Springer, 2015) scientist Thomas Novitsky wrote, “Evidence is accumulating that mortality of bled horseshoe crabs is higher than originally thought [29 percent versus 15 percent]; that females may have an impaired ability to spawn following bleeding and release; and that bled crabs become disoriented and debilitated for various lengths of time following capture, handling, bleeding and release.
scientificamerican.com/article/medical-labs-may-be-killing-horseshoe-crabs/

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Nobody cares about crabs they are like real life npcs just like all insects.

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weasel ball

they are goddamn living fossiles
good thing that they are small as fuck

>Australian
OH FUCKING COURSE

I forget that these big bastards have been the same for like 50 million years because they're just efficient

fucking crossfit, man

No, they're closer to felines. Also spotted hyenas have one of the most complicated social structures among mammals. One issue is rank is hereditary. Females are also bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than the males. Their jaws are also made for crunching bone so an accidental or play bite could do massive damage. A raised one from being a pup would be way safer, but the risk of accidental injuries is higher than most other animals. Also they will destroy walls and doors to get to you if they see you as park of their clan/pack.

>even a weak human can pick it up and crush it with his bare hands with little effort
No shit, it's a shrimp. It's not a fascinating creature because it's dangerous but because it's immensely powerful relative to it's size. Like ants.

I'm pretty sure they were in Saints Row 2

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>it's immensely powerful relative to it's size. Like ants.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square–cube_law

I thought of Krizalid from KOF

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Find the 7 differences

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I'm from the future and this is image is very important for the survival of human race

Imagine being a bug. A scary animal to a human is some shit like a bear. Which in captivity many people think are cute.
Small bugs have to deal with this long, alien faced six legged bladed killing machine lurking around their homes.

bugs dont have the capacity to think

>mutt

>ss

god seeing this makes me sad that im white

if you put salt on fresh meat, it can cause it to spasm around like a motherfucker

Is this a shrike?

Always with those machinery-looking limbs. I firmly believe insects are just organic robots.

jumping spiders can see in color and use that to drink human blood from mosquitoes

>Maybe he was smart

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Your body still feels pain after you've died. Salting a wound is painful.

woodpecker, they're more vicious than people think

even hotter

Someone make a charming noir pixelated game about being a retro detective on a motorbike with your bear companion that rides with you like this

With enough humour, soul and charm in contrast to the noir setting it'd be a cult-hit I GUARANTEE it

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Watch some deep sea videos, brev.

Hyenas are weird. A good weird

That's called instinct, not thinking.

Exactly like modern humans, then.

I live in NYC and have seen pigeons jump on the subway before, it's not all that uncommon

>Spirited Away: The Russian Adaptation

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The Gang is literally called Mongrel Mob, I'm pretty sure they just do the nazi shit to be edgy.
Americans did it too.
We keep cats and dogs you know? Those dudes tear other vermin up with ease. And then us ourselves. I mean imagine being a bee, any day a human could just decide "this is on my property, I barely even walk over here but I'm going to genocide this whole hive they worked their asses off to build in a matter of minutes because I was stung once as a kid and have internalized bees as a danger that cannot be tolerated....though I'll take the time to put a spider outside"

you start running into the greyer areas of "pain" at that point, user.

It's a reaction, sure, but I don't really count it as pain without the agony part

see

imagine the sex haha