I'm ugly

Once there was an ugly barnacle.

It's okay fren.

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My dick is small....

You do realize spongereddit is souless western garbage right?

He was so ugly that everyone died.

so make it bigger then retard lmao

>6'3
>small dick
>muscular body type
>ugly

I've been cursed

At least your mom didn't call you retarded today. She calls me a dumb retard at least twice a month.

Allow me.

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The end.

>Anything I don't like is reddit

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Literally impossible.

today

>that 20's and failure at life

BASED

Shower, shave and try to have a good time with others. You probably look just fine.

I had a big dick my entire life and didn't even know it until I was 24.

You do realize everyone can tell when an underage faggot such as yourself makes a post because of how retarded it is, right?

4’9”
No genetalia
Annoreix
Hardcore furry

Not as ugly as me.

My mouth usually does the trick

God I love being cute and boyish

N-no, not like that.

**AHEM**
Fuck Kneegers and STAY THE FUCK BACK

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>No genetalia
explain

>look at myself in the mirror
>think I'm honestly not that bad looking
>see myself in pictures/on camera
>face is a puffy, pasty mess
>26yo khv

Guess I have to respect the rules of the genetic lottery.

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i-i'm ugly?

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I feel bad for unattractive people because they'll struggle to find affection.

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i have big nose

and im not a jew

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I wonder who could be behind this post...

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Are you Italian?

same. Some chick a while ago told me to smell something for her saying since I have a big nose my sense of smell should be excellent.

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same
too bad the world hates uglies. when are you gonna commit suicide user?

cameras greatly distort how you look depending on focal length

>Describe a game with a Spongebob Quote

What can be in that box that Patrick doesn't want me to see? Maybe it's the world's only albino jellyfish! Or maybe Patrick is a master jewel theif and it's full of diamonds. Maybe Patrick's a deranged maniac who keeps his victim's severed heads in the box. Or even worse, maybe it's an embarrassing snap shot of me from the Christmas party!

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Everyone's nose looks fucking huge from certain angles.
Noses in general are way out of proportion with the rest of the face once you start paying attention to them.

This is a scene from when it had SOUL tho. Kill yourself you zoomer ironic weeaboo faggot.

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I'm sorry user, but I laughed when I read your post.

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cope

>middle school
>fat kid throws basketball as hard as he can after losing
>hits me square in the nose
>nose hasn't been straight since
>he wasn't even playing against me

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How small? Like 6 and a half inches small?