GANGSTA PARADISE NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>just turn your brain off bro

[STAND] - Sonic Youth
[STAND USER] - Sonic The Hedgehog

why is it freeze time?

Since fucking when can Sonic stop time?

That's just an excuse to not have Shadow in the game

Fuck JoJofaggots.

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ZA WARUDO

t.Gachafag

>"i am an intellectual"
>posts on Yea Forums anyway

Holy fuck, he didn't stop time idiots. Have you never been exposed to any media featuring a speedster besides the Sonic video games before?

ba barudo :DDD

ZA

WARUDO

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What is left to destroy about sonic lol

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Yeah but how the fuck does he move so fast everything relative to him stops? I don't remember sonic being that fast. How does his brain function at the speed of fucking light? I thought he could only run fast.

Anything but this tho: youtube.com/watch?v=0oC3Uzx3KxI

fucking kek

How many brain cells you got burning up there? Does this look like a non Yea Forums Movie?

yep, that's me
you're probably wondering how I got into this situation

There are things exploding and nothing else is moving. This can only be time fuckery.

will he eat any chilidogs?

I unironically feel bad for the guy.

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Sonic doesn't do that. His mind doesn't go fast, he just runs fast.
Why is it you just think every fast running character is The Flash?

>Reminder jews want to destroy japanese media
So? Sonic fanbase is literally nothing but autistic diaper fetishists, we should just do the world a favor and drop a nuke on Tokyo already

maybe they are following the archie comics old logic, in which sonic is so fast he can throw waterballs from a lake with the speed of bullets thru a chaingun.

Get that shit out of here. You JoJofaggots are trash.

No, that's definitely time stop or it completely violates physics.
Look at the two rockets he's using as drum sticks. If you move the rockets, the exhaust flames should not move with it.

>His mind doesn't go fast, he just runs fast.
According to what sources? The faster you move the faster you have to think to avoid collision and I'm pretty sure Sonic can break the sound barrier since it's implied by his fucking name

>I don't think Sonic is culturally relevant in japan anymore
>Implying he ever was

gangstas paradise isn't even a real rap song. it was written for a movie about the movie. the rapper is not recounting his own life

Gangsta's Paradise was a song in 90s, but Part 5 takes place in the early 2000s.

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I honestly thought for years that JoJo was an all homo show until recently.

If I sit on the fucking Concord across the atlantic, I'm pretty sure time doesn't stop for me.

kino

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why do jojofags hate trannies but love a faggot from and anime?

His fanbase

He comes off as facetious, but if earnest, why did he pick Tom of Finland comics as his inspiration?

Based Jews

>japanese game
>has many established tracks
>put rap in it
incredibly stupid, we pacific rim now

>you need to be a genius to realize this movie will be shit

A band of autistic manchildrens living on the "it's not as bad as 2006" meme?
Come on, if you are one of (((them))) wouldn't you target something more valuable than fucking sonic of all things?

Yeah? The song didn't cease to exist in the early 2000s.

Part 5 is trash and so are you Giorno fuck off

Not sure if you're genuinely taking (and falling for) some video with edited subtitles serious, or if you are just pretending to be retarded.

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Back to Reiko, niggur

Bruh, the movies shit so of course they fucked up the slow mo effect, but that's what they're going for.

As I walk through the Sonic series facing it's death
I take a look at my games and realize there's nothin' left
‘Cause I've been gamin' and playin' so long
That even Sega thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a hog that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a fan, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your furries might be lined in chalk
I really hate to rush, but I gotta go
As they glance, I run myself in the eggman's smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda hog that little homies wanna be like
Writing fics in the night, getting porn for the late night

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Why can't he look that way through the whole movie?

No that's literally the only thing of note to destroy about Sonic, because there's nothing else interesting left about Sonic
Convert the furries (or who's left alive) to your side afterwards

Freek'N You was released in 1995.

Kino

Is this the new Conjuring movie?

As if I needed more reasons to hate Coolio.

Keep spending most our lives
Livin' in an Eggman's paradise
Been spending most their lives
Livin' in an Eggman's paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Livin' in an Eggman's paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Livin' in an Eggman's paradise

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Shitty game after shitty game after shitty game now a horrible movie
Will nothing kill this franchise?

That's a backwards-ass plan, expecially with such a bad product
But maybe that's just me, a low-IQ subhuman that can't play 4d chess

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It's modern Yea Forums, they're actually retarded.

>Reminder jews want to destroy japanese media
Sega was litttterally founded by Jews

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Why can't we get, at least, a Quicksilver tier scene?

I clearly remember a very gay scene in Star Crusaders though.

False equivalence. Besides it's been proven that if you work a job where you're consistently exposed to high speed travel, you age slower.

hey, replying to a post that disses you with a similar post makes you look like low scum.
also, I stopped using wojak and pepe pics years ago.
it'd help you if you didn't refer to these as feels frog and vice versa because that is really embarassing and makes you reveal what you are.
nonetheless, I thought I should remind you to not reveal yourself.
embarassing desu.

wtf i love the jews now

>Sony Pictures
No... Bros... Days Gone is totally redpilled Trumpkino... Please buy it to own the libs...

>when a fan yet again does a better job than official

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>why do jojofags hate trannies

Have you seen the jojo fanbase?

It's filled with trannies and faggots, they think jojo is empowering to LGBT people

it certainly seems that way with all the shitty live-action adaptations they're making.

To bad they both suck.

The poses are based off of clothing models, of course they're homosexual

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Here is a you for your efforts

Gangster's Paradise shits on life as a gangster, while Part 5 glorifies it.
Wouldn't fit.

Even Detective Pikachu looks better than this.

It's bad enough he ruined a perfectly good Weird Al song about Amish people.

SEGA is about as angry as the average person here. They lost all creative control over this movie and Paramount is fucking it up.

>They lost all creative control over this movie
that's their fault aint it

its shit
same as he runs high speed through the desert up and down hills and not a single sand grain moved

Sonic doesn't view everything slow like quicksilver though

how does he not run into the nearest wall all the time?

Part 5 makes being in a gang look like absolute shit idk what you are talking about

exactly, sega is incapable of not fucking up

Araki said he hates fags lol