ITT: redpills

t.obsessed

please read

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Looks like an anti-drug commercial from the 90s

The more Yea Forums tries to convince you a popular & highly rated game is bad, the better it will end up being

TWO YEARS

I know for a fact that if BOTW was a standalone game I'd still love it, I don't give much of a shit about Zelda to begin with.

>still anti-shilling botw in 2019

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sorry i'm not retarded?

theres no other nintendiaper games to talk about.

>anti-shilling
Found the corporate cocksucker

I've got a major redpill for you.

>story does not belong in a video game. A fun product shouldn't need context or character development to justify having fun. Any game that spends hour after hour trying to keep you interested in the "plot" is objectively bad because it couldn't be bothered keeping you interested via the GAMEPLAY. Ask any cinematic movie game fan why they like watching cutscenes, and their response will always be the same. "we hate videogamey stuff, so we want more cutscenes in games."

Story heavy games shouldn't even be called games.

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Brand recognition is a hell of a selling point.

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Why are *his* games so good then?

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>console wars
>2019

gaming in general has been absolute shit for years and youre still trying to shit talk like its cool

I don't know. I haven't seen him in a game yet.

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Sony fans are literally shit eats.

Hard to swallow truths

What other open world games uses fire as a tool like that? Hell any game. Surely you have an answer for just one point, particularly the one made in this image you posted.

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thus sprake the mexican

>can ignite TNT and other explosives
>can light enemies on fire, who can light other enemies on fire
>can actually be distilled and used in recipes

Truly /ourgame/

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Even fucking farcry had fire as a tool. You fucking nitenkiddies literally dont play any game thats not Nintendo, do you? Is that why your standards are so low?

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>user in charge of reading

Jej

Far Cry 2

Sony jabronies need more fuel especially after the VR support

Why do you hate weed?

Tiem

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>i must constantly obsess over nintendo games
Rent free

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How lazy can Hollywood get? Now they're stealing ideas that the internet invented first.

Now my buzz is gone bro
Whoever drew this needs to smoke up and chill

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Quentin, is that you?

Didn’t he kill like a couple Jews?

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Based junkies

Why is the anti-weed fag posting this cringe shit?

it was, unequivocally, unquestionably, undoubtedly the jews

That’s literally not how potheads act

can anyone post an actual instance of this happening?

this. But also if BoTW were a stand alone game it probably wouldnt have been as good.

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You can clearly see by the pins that they are brown poople

the more focus a game has on a female character, the lower quality the game is going to be

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Bayonetta, Nier Automata, Catherine and Berseria were fucking great games so kill yourself.

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It just means you're a bitter virgin who blames society and trannies for your failure at life. Also something something communism Hitler did nothing wrong

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Tranny detected

hold up, didn't somebody got V&'d for this?

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>ARE YOU WORRIED SOME BLACK SUBHUMAN COON COULD BREAK INTO YOUR HOME AND STEAL YOUR SHIT?!

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Fuck no stfu it’s getting good this shit is god-tier.
WHO IS THIS MAN?

But your point of view is invalidated by people who enjoy both. I think a choice has to made when a game is in production as to what it's focus is, but there's room for variation.

Any form of entertainment has variety, books aren't all fiction or even all narrative but there's a swathe of worthwhile entries nonetheless.

Some movies have a goal of imparting a complex theme or communicating emotionally purely through visuals but a tight story and good dialogue can shine in a very visual medium.

A comic can be nearly literary and impart some wisdom or it can be purely a piece of entertainment.

Music doesn't NEED lyrics and has been effective for ages without it but would you say you enjoy one far over the other exclusively?

It's all in execution, intent, and sincerity.

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Underages maybe, just as that guy is.

>People think that Matrix was the first to use "Red pill"
Blue-pill, yeah, but not the red pill

This redpills sucks. Take this one. Is better.

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>4 cinematic experiences
>"great"

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Wow, Farcry has fire that works like botw, even though fire isn't that an important to the game and both games are played for completely different vibes you really showed us the way user, now could you give just one example of a game that succeeds in being what botw but better.

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>Guy with shit taste turns out to be a frogposter.
Why did I expect any different?

those are action and puzzle games you stooge, go back to work and tell your boss what you did in the supply room.

you’ll never be a woman you faggot

I would prefer if you would stop posting until the comic has finished being posted

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>frogposter posts the new flavor of the week frog meme

cool clown frog man ur really epic trolling these guys haha keep it up bro

Yes, he went to war with Russia and allied with the retarded Japanese imperialists

Thank you all.

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the hard truth

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Seriously, who made these comics? Is this based on a real story?

>men and flat women
eww

>I like games with 50+ hours of cutscenes and dialogue boxes, where nobody likes the gameplay and just talks about their favorite waifu

Yeah, some "games" you got there.

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>frog

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Nier is hot garbage, though.

Join the 40% now

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dont reply to me

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How do I give the author money?

Stupid ignorant user.

>Bayonetta is a cinematic experienc-

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It's been 2 years user. 2 YEARS. Get. OVER IT.

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seriously? source?

Hurry up with the posting or I’ll have to look it up online

Technically it means hard to swallow truths, in actual usage it just means stupid alt right shit.

lurk moar newfag

but I'm partial to JRPG and I like both?

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the OP one? I see nintendofans doing that daily so, yes. based on reality

>Snoys actually believe this

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Have sex incel

>mash buttons mindlessly while the game shows off a bunch of cinematics and the enemy does nothing to fight back

yawwwn.

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we aren't talking about your intimate relationships user we're talking about bayonetta, which grades your combos on complexity and timing.

Your waifu is a slut

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>Bayonetta is good because it grades you on mindlessly mashing buttons
>and yet it doesn't punish you no matter what rank you get

It's the participation trophy of video games.

This

You get a lot less upgrade currency and if you mindlessly mash it notices and lowers your grade. Also look up a grace and glory encounter.

Also I've never gotten a participation trophy can you tell me what it's like?

Pro-tip, don't reply to ACfag.

FUCKING BASED
Can I get a link to the thread

That's fucked up, but what game is that?

The franchise name argument is retarded

BOTW relies on being both an open world game and a Zelda game that became what it was.

N E W F A G

You're probably right, thank you for reminding me. I hope you have a pleasant evening.

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Artificial Academy 2

Thanks.

>You get a lot less upgrade currency
In a game where you barely even need it? How about actively stopping me from playing the next level unless I get a certain rank? That would be far more damaging to the stupid casuals, and incentivize me to want to get better. As it stands, I have no reason to when I can button mash to victory.

I never tolerate games that allow casuals to play them.

That's kind of like playing baseball and only bunting to get balls instead of actually tying to bat.

Which would be sad, and I'd prefer not to be sad. As such I'm gonna make something to eat, You have a good night user!

That's why I prefer games that actively punish you for doing that. I hate even the concept of an easy mode, as casuals have ruined the industry for years. I say let them suffer, even if it means less sales and less popularity. Gatekeeping was there for a reason.

>suddenly stops posting
U fukkin faggot

go on please

who

the real redpill

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...

XCom is a meme

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This.
You can’t stop now, you cheeky bugger!

just check the comic's website then

What is it then?

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Dude it’s too difficult to navigate to the part where you left off. Was that the current chapter?

camiland.gorilandcomic.com/comic/14/

>still dismissing all criticism of botw as "anti-shilling" in 2019

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here is an actual redpill, acfag: terraria is a garbage "game" like all indie shit.

>all indie games are trash
absolutely bluepilled.

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BASED

He took the easy way out

Thats the latest one? fuck

>japan insults the cucks
>japan loves netorare

Oh, the irony

Doc, uhh...what uhh...what are ya tryin to sell me here?

yeah brooooo he needs to smoke a bowl am i right? weed4lyfe!