People on twitter who make edits of official art are retar--

If they get jobs, they won't have time to make twitter threads.

Twitter became the very central of our modern global society. Entire movie and TV franchises are being flushed down the shitter because some guy made some controversial tweet years ago.

Twitter is a scary and powerful tool to push certain narratives. And sad the thing is, the whole world is eagerly watching and eating it all up

this, it's a fucking option select
>oh no what if someone "better" makes fun of me i better just say i'm rusty to justify the "low" quality haha

SEGA

DOES

Why the fuck did they have to give him HUMAN TEETH?

Attached: Make it stop.png (446x422, 163K)

WHAT

NINTENDON'T

I miss sonic 06

>Over a decade

Fuck off revisionist zoomer

Attached: 02f.jpg (655x527, 59K)

b-based?

Okay but where's the vidya?

Attached: Aila bored.jpg (445x607, 61K)

>over a decade
Twitter has only been around since 2009 brainlet

Sure user

Attached: twelve (12) years.png (1440x605, 54K)

People should boycott this movie. Like, no one should even go see it. Don't bother reviewing it, just pretend the movie doesn't exist.

Attached: just-saying-1.jpg (551x414, 57K)

Literally nobody gave a shit about twitter so much here on Yea Forums until recently 3bcause of cross posters from other websites like reddit or YouTube

Yea Forums isn't vidya either

This place went to shit after Chanology, then even worse after Lanced Jack, then bottom of the barrel after GG. Now it's mostly Discord groups shitposting.

fuck off

Equally empty words

they didn't know what else to do man
these decisions are made by board rooms of nervous boomers who have no idea what they're doing

t. rusty artist

Attached: 1556645618946.png (409x356, 292K)

>haha I did the meme guys

twitter screencaps should be permabanned from all of Yea Forums

based. the fact it is sonic adds so many layers of irony

cringe. the fact you are a tranny makes you even more obnoxious

>h-he must be a tranny

Attached: jus.png (600x450, 511K)

Attached: New sonic.png (810x747, 1.2M)

fuck that realistic one is so horrible. How did they see this and think it was ok?

>ahegao really is an improvement
Oh my.

Has Chris-chan killed anyone for this yet?

Gotta get those rts

I bet you paid to watch Ready Player One and clapped at the end

UPBOAT MY FRIEND!
Can I be a 4chinner now?
Am I allowed to post in this sub-chan?

Attached: 200.gif (267x200, 1.56M)

>h-he must be a basedboy
keep going, you'll run out of labels

Attached: EC0866CA535A42598724D828AFE9C497.gif (100x100, 719K)

How is this shit still happening to Sonic? Why is he always getting the short end of the stick? It takes direct fanbase effort and guest appearances in other games to keep the blue blur from drowning in the ocean of shit that Sega puts him through.

Attached: 1538275198382.jpg (620x375, 28K)

because sonic is the faggiest fucking character with the worst autistic fans on the planet. he deserves to be constantly shat on

shadman edits when?

Attached: 1527981650443.jpg (563x843, 101K)

This, I hope one day its servers miraculously burn to the fucking ground.

And how long ago was 2009?

Unrelated, but I hate that Twitter now is forcing the mobile view to everyone.

>10 years
>over a decade
>over
>o v e r

Fuck.
Just...fuck.

sonic's ok
his friends are faggy
but he himself is ok

Information is information. Content is content. You can discuss whatever the fuck you want, it shouldn't matter where the subject matter comes from.
Fuck's wrong with you?

10 years and how many days?

go back

no. him and the entire sonic universe are the faggiest things in vidya

>gangstas paradise
fuck, the weird al parody leak of "this is america" before end credits is real isn't it?

wtf I want to fuck sonic now?

kek

Good edit. It's amazing how they failed so hard in portraying a blue hedgehog.

Based reddit frog poster

im still trying to figure out what the fuck he means by having the mouth of guy pearce

>2 Years

Where the fuck have you been

Attached: 1553479457816.png (809x446, 427K)

and then what retard? Youll magically not be a piece of shit lol?

I've probably been here longer than you, faggot. Lurk moar.

cope

>Twitter Reddit Tumblr
Good content, good artist

>Yea Forums
WOJAK WOJAK MAGA MAGA

I wonder why

>Buzzfeed is now good

Yeah, well you're a Sonic character.
Ooh, did I hurt your feelings? Waaaaaa.

yeah, except for the fact that most shit from twitter have a tendency to be, well, shit. Like this thread here is barely related to vidya at all, and if you dont know that, youre 100% a newfag trying to fit in.
Lurk moar, faggot

Feel free to go back there then

Attached: ckPu0hL.jpg (320x320, 17K)

Hi newfriend

Depressive millennials are completely void of humor, I’m referring to you of course.

It wasn't always like this, user.
2016 was a mistake.

He’s right

That doesn't explain why the people that keep complaning about Yea Forums and talk about about how much better reddit/twitter/whatever is keep coming here anyway

Enlighten yourself.

Attached: How 4chan and reddit assimilated .png (2014x1356, 834K)

Why the fuck does ahegao face make anything and everything better?
I swear there isn't anything you couldn't apply it to

>improvement
Get help

Attached: B1B1C405-C654-4682-8758-5F835E0D285B.jpg (210x240, 11K)

I'm sorry, by not complying with the way you see things I'm trying to fit in? Were you born retarded or did someone drop you?

sorry for the quality i'm a bit rusty

Attached: heghog.png (1269x809, 63K)

>y dont dey stick cartoon character in live action movie?

Attached: image.jpg (110x125, 2K)

>What is Space Jam

it's shitposters. these people have nothing better to do than shit up the board with their garbage posts so they can get their threads bumped and obtain (You)s. learn to ignore it and not give them attention or fuck off.

But they did stick a cartoon character in a live action movie, are you retarded?

Attached: brainlet.png (460x367, 23K)

An incredibly cheesy movie carried by nostalgia

Who framed roger rabbit. Space jam. Genuinely putting his generations model in would look better than what we got

RETORT IT!

Attached: I'M GOING TO SAY THE R WORD.png (728x410, 365K)

Fuck off OP, go shill your stupid twitter profile elsewhere.

Because aside from /pol/ and GG which both suck Yea Forums hasn't been relevant to internet culture since 2008

As I walk through the offices where they make Sonic games
I take a look at them all and realize they are very lame
But for my job I will take what they give
For I am loyal to the SEGA executives
On Monday I am producing a mobile game
Later I am making sure DIMPS doesn't go too far
And I've been making Sonic games so long that
Even Nakamura thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a loyal to the brand, I want it to succeed
Gonna give it my all despite the corporate greed
And if I can get everyone to follow my lead
Then tonight I'm gonna party like I announced Adventure 3

I've been spending most of my life
Living in a Sonic paradise
I've directed twice or thrice
Living in a Sonic paradise
Left Billy Hatcher and NiGHTS
Living in a Sonic paradise
The series is sold at discount price
Living in a Sonic paradise

A fan came up to me and called me a hack
I just turned around and never looked back
I really shouldn't care, but I'll spite him how?
By replacing his favorite characters with Zeti and Chao
I understand that there are fans for Classic and Modern
A fan of Boom
You know that's unheard of
I never wore braces, but I got a cool haircut
And I gotta say
Shadow's game was great fool
If you read the comic, you'll be put to sleep
The writer thinks my mandates are far too steep
But if you like any game, I hope you cherish it
My bosses only listen to critics.

There's no friends, no style, no innovation
Not even good writing
With Morio Kishimoto
It's as bland as can be

I've been spending most of my life
Living in a Sonic Paradise
The fans are never satisfied
Living in a Sonic Paradise
Always trying to compromise
Living in a Sonic Paradise
Keeping the franchise alive
Living in a Sonic Paradise

>what is movie that explicitly establishes cartoons being separate from real people

youtube.com/watch?v=xYCNQVIA-xg

official sound track of the thread

Yea Forums IS internet culture.

not soon enough

>current year
>still using wojaks

Attached: 1555690568288.jpg (183x198, 7K)

>the guy from Memento
Like who? Teddy?
He can't possibly mean Lenny.

So this is getting absolutely shit on everywhere right? Normies aren't eating this up are they?

Attached: 1483764506304.jpg (1000x1000, 199K)

Now how do you fit the top one in live action?

>using 9gag memes

fuck off zoomer.

but the cheesiness is the best part

Just saw some comments on Facebook
>using Facebook
Yeah fuck off. And people were praising it, saying it looked fun, their cousins liked it, they loved Jim Carrey, etc.

more like doomeryoomerpoomer

People much more successful than you are sometimes going to disagree with you. This is a fact of life you have to get used to, son.

Top: top Cartoony to be in a big budget movie. It's just bland regular Sonic, it would feel like a comercial for a game.

Bottom : realistic character that can transition in the real world. Potential to be so bad that's good kino.

IRONIC
SHITPOSTING
IS
STILL
SHITPOSTING
Anytime any of you ask "what happened to Yea Forums or Yea Forums, this is your answer.

Now look closely at the fact that in the edit sonic's jaw is only on one side of his face

That’s not how normies work.

Ricardo, the sleeper meme to make normies accept being/becoming gay

Can he save it?

Attached: jim-carrey-dr-robotnik.jpg (2500x1250, 220K)

Why is it taking so long to deliver porn of this guy

>Hurr im gonna just pretend drawthreads and multiple arts n craft boards on Yea Forums do not exist.
Fuck off tranny cunt

Attached: 1555440827008.gif (240x240, 920K)

I didn't know it was January 1st and midnight!

This. I used to run my business across several social media platforms, but past 2 years everything is now exclusively happening on twitter, and that's not a good thing. They're monopolized casual internet socializing, and the only voices being heard are the ones that keep in line and don't screw up and accidently say "fuck" or "die" or "sad".

>Robotnik
>not fat

Why tho
It should be a easy thing to do

>GG was Reddit
Stopped reading there

>Calls other trannies
>Posts Miku
The ironing.

Jim Carey is fucking terrible now

Yea because the sonic they used is so life like. Fucking mong

Attached: D4s5vZgXkAAp8jx.jpg (540x596, 33K)

A lot of people are saying "my kids will like it so who cares"
I feel sorry for their kids being exposed to this

>I feel sorry for their kids being exposed to this
Why?

Keep dodging trannycunt

Miku says "fuck trans rights! "

It makes everything worse because it's an inherently ugly expression. The only suitable response to someone pulling that face is smothering the cunt with a pillow while you fuck them to death. It's the epitome of roastie ego.

wojak and pepe have been overused this entire fucking decade
we had yearly memes before, this shit overstayed its welcome

Begone, Discord trannies.

Attached: Project Tranny Diva.png (2022x344, 128K)

Rage faces, Wojak, and Pepe are genuinely the same thing though. Except we can't get rid of the last two since normies are among us.

cheesiness > garbage cgi interpretations

It's kind of crazy yeah. Trollface didn't even have this lifespan.

>reddit vs discord
my favorite tv show

Attached: 1554123856674.jpg (608x82, 21K)

Wojak and Pepe are normie repellent, though.

That’s what video game movies are: expensive commercials. If they had to do Smurfs plot with Sonic at least make him look like Sonic.

Yeah now try using that style in motion. The Sonic design sucks but there's more to just making the cartoon version into a model and calling it a day. God people are stupid.

Redditor infestation

Attached: typical redditor.jpg (698x961, 100K)

Okay tranny. Just ignore the actual OC in the small videogame communities on Yea Forums and pay attention to the retarded wojakniggers that are probably from Yea Forums

How do we purge the redditors?

Attached: 988471057611dccf87943c0fa937523c_400x400.jpg (400x400, 20K)

Literally no. They're on Twitter, Twitch, Facebook. Only super hyper SJWs or the gullible think it has anything to do with racism/alt-right shit, nobody else cares

lol

My sides

Was there some kind of event that brought numerous shitposters here 2-3 years ago? Some major occurrence? Can you think of anything?

the reddit invasion is finally complete
the moment anybody starts defending their shitty wojaks is the time you leave the thread

Attached: 1510825218431.jpg (1000x1000, 176K)

anyone got the reddit script leak?

>2016 was a mistake.
2010 and 2012 were the mistakes

2010 was the year everything went to shit.

Yea Forums is the side girl who will let you do anal

You REALLY want to stick it up her ass but you know she's not marriage material

Bullshit! Yea Forums is not a girl!

they made him ugly so they can do face motion capture

You're right. Yea Forums is a slutty trap! Fits the ANALogy even better too!

If this site is your side girl you unironically do not belong here, fuck off

Was the whole point of this movie just to make a purposely make a low budget pile of shit that would generate high profit entirely from people wanting to see it ironically?

>Low budget
The budget is 90 million dollars.

Here's the rest of the analogy: I know it's my side girl. You though think it's your main girl while you keep getting cucked. Yea Forums is like a prostitute you're hoping to marry someday and "save" her from the job while she happily bounces on my cock to relieve my stress and lets me do whatever I want with her.

You're the ultimate cuck. You're getting cucked by a website in front of you with hundreds of anons.

There's literally no reason not to. Just look at Pixar, or even animated classics like the Roger Rabbit movie. It's quite literally just a different 3D model set to build and animate.

>90 million dollars
fucking how?

Based.

Yea Forums only serves to disseminate content, not generate it

Sega are a big company with lots of money.

Have sex

trumptarded phoneposters invaded from reddit

/pol/ memes and general notoriety during the 2016 US election pretty much doubled a userbase that was already at least 60% reddit tier normalfags by that point.

>lots of wasted money
ftfy

according to the leaks he becomes fat and his mustache goes full robotnik by the end of the kino

>9gag memes
epic fail

Attached: 694.png (200x197, 44K)

>reddit is full of normalfag-

Attached: redditcoreVidya.jpg (2400x1920, 782K)

Holy shit, can someone please tell me why the fuck all anthropomorphic characters are modeled with creepy humanized features? Is it because everything has to be mocapped so it has to resemble a human face more? If they are to shitty to do animation by hand, does it really take that much effort to convert mocap by a human to more cartoony proportions?

Nigger, 2016 was the year we pushed back against tranny propaganda and other commie shit. Had you fought back earlier, it wouldn't have been so bad.

is this the original piece?

Dude can't catch a break.

sonic was never good so the movie is only going to follow the trend

>reddit imgur image

Upvoted

why do you know that?

Attached: e36.jpg (680x564, 43K)

Attached: 1530617168957.png (469x130, 35K)

The filename.

It has been consistinty shown to look fine, especially when done with 2d animation.

it has "Sharknado" appeal to it; once Neal McDonough showed up in the trailer it crossed from crap to outright comedy for me. Like it's such a by the numbers Hollywood exec being out of touch with what people would want in a Sonic movie they put him in.

>HAHA CHECK OUT MY NEW WOJAK EDIT
>the pinnacle of humour

yikes

Sooooo, literally just like this movie? He's from another world, it literally says it in the fucking trailer.

I'm saving this. Thank you based articulate and educated poster.

Attached: 1371885711758.jpg (500x500, 87K)

>look at the top image for 30 seconds
>quickly switch to the bottom image
It's like those afterimage illusions but instead of seeing a black and white image in color it just physically hurts.

this

They could have went with the sonic above for a fraction of the cost of the version below. It wouldn't suffer from uncanny valley either.

It's like they said "lets sink as much of Sega's money as we can into the animation department's budget, because that's clearly the way to get the best 3D anything"

Attached: sonic number one.png (810x747, 1.22M)

Attached: 1530176073587.jpg (419x480, 81K)

Why do redditors who came here after 2012 and ruined this site pretend that 2016 immigration was the problem?

Twitter has always been acceptable in Yea Forums
We all have twitters, we all browse twitter regularly and we all love twitter

the whole "twitter is bad" is a dumb meme /pol/ started because it's the only place where you'll get banned if you insult women

Then why are so many normalfags still afraid of this site?

Yeah we wouldn't want our movie with woodland critters looking at their FitBits to be cheesy, good call.

Can someone post the goatse version of this? I saw it when I was on my phone.

>saying this with a reddit image

has cwc said anything about this yet?

He got really fucking salty at robotniks look.

>he
did you just fucking missgender Christine?

0/10

>Gotta blow fast

People get genders when they arn't a living breathing meme, Chris is such a damn meme nobody legitimately gives a singular fuck.

I really think its because of Trump. I think twitter would be not a fraction as big as it is now if it wasnt for Trump becoming a politician and shitposting.

I literally don't know a single person irl who has a twitter account.

ye

Attached: IMG_20190430_224527.jpg (892x649, 86K)

What is it with this generations kids, they didn't learn to have fun. Like actual, real life, silly fun. What is wrong with you all?

Attached: D5bP9dMXkAMjPog.jpg (1200x503, 51K)

Haha these pics are sooo epic! How do you upvote here?

Trump pushed the ball, but it really got going during the great flame war of 2014

Right doesn't look that great but my brain won't accept that the left is real either so I don't know

Why not just make the whole thing an animated movie with a style? Kinda like spiderverse but i guess sonic style? Why does it have to be CG and live action?

Attached: 1546762891834.jpg (718x467, 53K)

>He hasn't watched "Kidding".

Attached: 1554754229818.jpg (808x960, 49K)

now I know what he meant when he said "you gotta run fast"

Attached: 1556512170769.jpg (480x768, 159K)

Wait why do you need a board called r/Yea Forums when you could just come to Yea Forums? If it's a cleverly disguised containment cell for redditors considering coming here, that's brilliant. If it's just a bunch of fags posting on Yea Forums to screenshot for internet karma points then I just don't know what to do with this reality anymore.

>how do you upvote here

By doing exactly what you just did, taking the bait and giving him a (you). If you'd like to downvote instead, then ignore it next time, you jabroni.

Attached: 1496970822878.jpg (499x500, 21K)

depends on the """"""""style""""""""

action rpgs are literally the most normalfag thing available. reddit is simply counterculture (not as far as Yea Forums). they really wanted to put skyrim and breath of the wild but either a its too new or b it isn't secondary enough

true. "muh free speech" is retarded logic when the poster receives virtually zero consequence for their autism. This is basically a safespace for losers who can't understand why people don't give them any respect.

2016 was big, and dial it back just a year before that when Yea Forums was the problem child and Moot finally gave up on this website. That's where the problems began.

Sonic has fallen so far from what it was that it's acceptable.

Kekd

Attached: Making-of-Who-Framed-Roger-Rabbit-2.jpg (960x540, 62K)

EA would like to have a word with you

You're right that the 'correction' doesn't look great either, but it's showing how they messed up Sonic's basic proportions. In the original he looks more like some dude in a Sonic costume than sonic himself

Reminder: she's not bad. She's just drawn that way.

"I ain't ever blow my wad I was raised by the straights."

Politics incoming.

I guess it's a bunch of losers who don't actually want to swim through the piles of posts here so they just go to the subreddit to get a nice, neatly framed "highlight". Think of it as just watching a supercut of the few funny moments out of that mostly boring movie.

>past 2 years
this has been a thing since 2013

i think you mean humility

zoomers took over long ago user I wanted to create a new board with only boomers but janitors shat on my face

Attached: 1555424144474.jpg (242x208, 8K)

It's the latter. The whole thing is greentexts and screencaps, and all the commenters are retards who spout shit like "op is a faggot" because they want to feel like they're part of the culture without actually having to put in the time required to get context.

It's why YLYL threads, reaction screencap collages, and greentext threads are so friend upon nowadays. It's basically 100% guaranteed that they'll either end up reposted to r/Yea Forums, added to "Yea Forums Memes Compilation April 2019" on imgur, or put through a text-to-speech engine and uploaded to YouTube for free views.

We don't complain about Reddit stealing memes like we did in 2012-2013, but it certainly hasn't stopped. It's become a well-oiled machine.

If somebody made a version where sonic looked like top pic I would actually watch it.

>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY ARMS?!

>2 years

just go back

Fucking Boomers.
Get this grandpa OUT OF HERE!

Attached: 1535597541653.png (420x420, 300K)

i get an odd earthworm jim vibe from this edit

>the absolute state of western gaming

Attached: sonicwesterngamermeme.png (974x384, 232K)

>past 2 years guys? Why there are so many Twitter screenshot threads?
>Past two years
Been going on longer than that nufriend

>that knee locking
>when he's a runner
what the fuck

Right actually looks like Sonic with realistic fur.

This person does not exist.

I don't think there has been a single person who has actually said these things.

it was the best of times, it was the worst of ti--

side mouth and single eye with two pupils is still bad
of course better than that screamer right below it though

/Woooooossshhhhh

But the movie looks fucking good. Fuckin Jim carrey as eggman? Kino

literally the only reason to watch, unless the movie is just road runner

can confirm

Attached: 44643346643.png (1734x722, 1.66M)

COPE

Nah I've got a super normy friend who said it looked like a great comedy. People's standards are so low, man.

His twitter is a mess and I love it

>d-do i fit in yet guys

So how the fuck does this happen? Does he just go off the rails and start overeating? Does he merge himself with an egg? How does Eggman get so fat over the course of the movie?

You seem to forget that we had both the Fappening and Gamergate years prior to Trump. I'd argue those two events set the table for him.

My attempt at a middle ground

Attached: sonic2028.png (1920x1080, 968K)

>doesnt care about irl immigration
>shits his mario and yoshi underwear and spills cheeto dust on his switch when theres online immigration

oh sweetie...sweetie sweetie sweetie...

You're sittin' down wonderin' what it's all about
If you ain't got no money they will put you out
Why don't you do right like some other men do?

Attached: Kaa and Jessica Rabbit 1379864890545.jpg (841x1005, 168K)

It's not hard to make something better than what they put out I'm afraid, but I think it's a nice.

Attached: 1556586878518.jpg (320x318, 15K)

Who the fuck is saying any of this.

no...
but imagine a movie that carbon copies the sameface japshit style comes to fruition

Attached: llllllllllll.gif (312x234, 2.85M)

this is a social shit hole Yea Forums is in the top 100 most visited site

Attached: myqkddo.jpg (1920x1080, 480K)

Fuck off then and don't come back trannys.

Attached: 1556133365415.gif (275x400, 34K)

This. Should be an instaban

>2 years
Yea Forums has been going to shit since 2005. Yea Forums in particular started getting really bad around summer 2006 or summer 2007 when the influx of shitposters dramatically rose and the nonstop Pokemon threads were out of control knocking off all threads on the board. Everything past 2010 is a wash.

Hot

I can't really remember what it was like 5 years ago let alone fucking 14, are you soul bound to the old times or what?

it just made me realise that there are people on here who were toddlers when twitter was created. So they post it here because they don't know what life is like without twitter's opinions drilling into their brains.

I've spent at least half of my life posting on Yea Forums, for better or for worse. I still remember the shitposters like Lanced Jack and the reaper guy before him, I still remember Kimmo trying to get everyone to join his site, I still remember moot sharing his rant-filled e-mails whenever he got banned, I still remember 100 post threads with 50 image limits (Might have been 150 with 70, I just remember it was very low), I still remember when captchas weren't around and "butthurt" got you autobanned if you tried to submit a post with it, same with Wordpress, Twitch, or Justin.tv, and so on. I still remember when Halo was hated in the mornings but comfy lore talk was in the evenings, I remember when Call of Duty was actively talked about and servers were even formed for both 2 and 4 that were constantly filled, etc.

It's been like 14 years on this site and nothing else has matched the brutal honesty or speed.

And here you are

oh nonono

There's no better site to talk about video games without having to lie about your opinion or suck up to someone. Even with all the shitposting there's always decent people and decent threads if you look. It's like the Wii's library, for all the shovelware there's always something decent you can find if you dig enough.

The Twitter screencap cancer has been going on since ~2013.

Until I saw that picture I didn't really realize just how fucking bad they messed this up

Trollface didn't make it beyond the nerdiest corners of the internet

I've seen wojak and pepe on normalfag twitters.

this right here could be a new banner because holy shit is he right about Yea Forums being reddit.

behold death, devourer of worlds

People are taking this movie too seriously. Who cares this much about Sonic

seems like a comfy movie when you're drunk or just a bit high, or high af idk

cute kitty

why not watch an actually good comfy movie instead?

Twitter anything should be a permaban. Vidya related or not.

like?

>YANG GANG xD

why are you here?

I'm guessing you forgot when Yea Forums was Stormfront 2.0.

not at all like eggman/robotnik
>by the end of the kino
dont use that word with this film you absolute mad lad
background seems to be their attempt at making mushroom hill zone?

As I run through Act 2 of the Green Hill,
I take a look at my lives and realize there's two still
‘Cause I've been bouncin and dashin' so long That
even knuckles thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never smashed a badnick that didn't deserve it,
Me ever goin slow? you know that's unheard of.
You better watch how you talkin' and where you bouncin, Or you and your homies might end up in a Spike pit.
I really hate to trip, but I gotta go fast,
As they croak, I say "if you're not first you're last bitch."
I'm the kinda hog that little furries wanna be like On my quills in the night, makin OC's in the street light.

We been collecting extra lives Livin' in a hedgehog's paradise

Look at the redesign they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, Sega's begin in the street.
So I gotta be down with the furry team.
Too much television watching, got me chasing rings.
I'm a educated hog with emeralds on my mind
Got my gloves on my hands and green in my eye
I'm a loc'd out hedgehog, bot bashin banger
And I got fans with downs, so don't arouse their anger.
Fool, death ain't nothin' but a Spike pit away I'm livin' life run or die, what can I say?
I've got 4 classic games will I live to see more?
The way things is going I don't know.

We keep spending most our time, waiting on a dying franchise

Emeralds and the furries, Furries and the emeralds
Badnick after badnick, Level after level
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin'
Amy's in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'.
Tails gotta go fast, but nobody's here to teach him
If he can't fly fast, how can I reach him?
I guess I can't, I guess we won't, I guess I'm stuck, that's why I'm runnin out of continues, fool

Tell me why are they so blind to see That the ones sega hurts are you and me?

Attached: I rate the sonic movie 9 out of 11.jpg (810x743, 685K)

only if he REALLY hams it up

modern jim carrey is kind of a downer

seems like it

WHY THE FUCK IS HIS BELLY WHITE AND HE DOESNT HAVE GLOVES?

JUST. GIVE. HIM. GLOVES.

He has severe Trump Derangement Syndrome like a motherfucker.

Go sit on a Baseball bat

that is a straight-up screamer, christ

Kinda based desu

would they have given him ovals for feet instead?

Attached: SONIC X Ep9 - The Last Resort.webm_snapshot_05.18_[2018.04.02_22.00.08].jpg (483x358, 25K)

Cool idea, its almost like intelligent people follow likewise mindsets since the homo sapiens, but why does it fail?

Zoomer detected

>crazy unfunny washed up anti-vaxxer playing Robotnick

Appropriate

"Mom said it's my turn to play the Nintendo!"

Attached: sonic.jpg (445x477, 26K)

maybe, like, jim has some neat stuff as robotnik, super big mecha bots, mecha-less-horrifying-sonic and some other crazy crap and he actually kills "sonic" and that's the twist

Replace sonic with Robotnick and it's accurate

WHY DOES IT HAVE REALISTIC TEETH

>reddit
>good content
yeah, and tumblr is a welcoming and non-toxic site

Attached: Do not avert your gaze - Sonic.png (1280x618, 606K)

I wonder how Chris-chan is reacting to this. I'm pretty sure he's planning a terrorist attack by now.

Don't reply to anything reddit-related, even it's good or correct.
Redditors will get tired of not getting (You)s and either leave or attempt to become more Yea Forums-like

oh do you mean you dont have any friends?

>action rpgs are literally the most normalfag thing available
get gud faggot

just reading comments on reddit tilts me, those fccng people think their bland humor is actually witty and funny. Fck i wish i could slap some sense into them

Attached: 1556681235846.jpg (1596x807, 124K)

Nigger my mom has posted wojack. They're the most normalfag shit besides going to the bar to hang out with your buds and watch the game.