Skyrim is for the Nor-

Redguards are Arabs, that's why they have curved swords. Curved swords...

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Remember that any kind of elf deserves a hammer beating to the head

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Considering Imperials and high elves are an occupying force, the Dunmer are from a recent refugee crisis, and Bretons are the indigenous population of the reach, those stats aren't so bad.

Arent the Redguards the only ones still fighting the Thalmor after the empire pussed out which caused Hammerfell to secede from the Empire and also caused the Nordic Civil war?

>42%

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Despite Orcs being 6% of the Skyrim population they commit 50% of the crimes. Now why is that? Is it in their genes to be aggressive?

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It kinda makes sense since Bosmer originate from the opposite side of Tamriel.

Bosmers have always been the literal who manlets in every single game. It's tradition

They've won the war a few years back so they're pretty much free of both the empire + thalmor, most of southern hammerfell has been completely rekt but they're rebuilding.

Why nords are still having trouble beating one shitty legion and think they can beat the thalmor is anybody's guess

Is that a giant pear on the right?

They are the best stealth archers though.

Hot

>he actually wants to fuck niggers

Most of the legionnaires operating in Skyrim are Nords.

and now nords have no home
empire is code for anti-nord

what did he mean by this
no really was it an accident or something

Why can't Sweden be like the Nords?

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BLEACHED

>Argonian
Put in the game because there had to be some
>Khajiit
Traveling merchants, mostly
>Bosmer
Forced into the game because some had to be there
>Redguard
Forced into the game because there had to be some
>Orc
Primarily exist in strongholds that the nords would probably love to wipe out
>Altmer
Most of their presence is militaristic, makes sense for them to be there
>Dunmer
Refugees mostly centered in Winterhold, makes sense for them to be there, Nords also want them out
>Imperial
Presence obviously makes sense, these guys are everywhere and they hold a high military presence
>Breton
Actually makes a ton of sense, the crazy fuckers populating Markarth are mostly Breton.

Most of these make sense, especially Imperials and Altmer, the others are just forced into the game by Bethesda because if they didn't have some Redguards and Lizards running around people would complain. If the Nords had there way most if not all of these races would be out, especially the Dunmer as they're centralized and would be easy to massacre.

Why do people think the civil war was a racial issue when it was clearly a religious issue? The Empire shouldn't have cucked themselves bending over for the Thalmor with the white gold concordat.

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Why do Khajhts make up 3% of the population in Skyrim but commit more than 50% of the crimes?

>Black on white.
>Lol u mad whyte boi!?
>White on black.
>This post.
Settle down, Jamal.

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You are sorely wrong and mistaken. Khajiit not guilty of this or any other crime.

How come the Khajiit represent just 3% of Skyrim’s population yet commit 88% of Skooma related crimes?

>le 42% face

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Skyrim is for Bretons. Talos was a Breton

The fuck is going on with it's neck? How has it already accumulated fat?

>How has it already accumulated fat?
Have you actually never seen a baby before?

I'm not allowed near them

Wasnt he from atmora?

>NOOOOO MJOLL STOP HAVING SEX WITH THAT REDGUARD MAN!!!! STOP IT PLEASE!!!

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The civil war had multiple causes.
The Empire can't keep sending young Nords to die for Israel... I mean, the Altmer!

I always just stealth kill that sad beta orbiter

>it won't be money that we seek
Yeah, it would be food coupons you fucking nignog.

Still mad that you can't vanilla marry everyone in the game. Wish I had a stationary computer so I could mod the shit out of Skyrim.

I dont understand any white person who has kids with blacks. Like it has to be the worst pairing for kids ever. I can think of a few times where a high yellow looked okay and even then theyd look better without the black features.

All the dark skinned races in TES have ended up destroying their homelands due to attempting to utilize forces they do not comprehend.
How does Bethesda get away with portraying darkies this way.
None of the light skinned race have done anything as stupid.

If TES6 is HammerfellI am low key excited to see how Bethesda handles it.

Should be fun.

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>How does Bethesda get away with portraying darkies this way.
>None of the light skinned race have done anything as stupid.
its pretty hard to stray away from their real life counter parts

>Athletics

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nords have -10 intelligence and personality well

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>never got a DLC that lets us wipe out the thalmor vermin
So disappointing.

Skyrim belongs to lizards

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