He's gonna Carrey this trainwreck, isnt he?

Jimmy is the only good thing about this fucking movie, just give me all of the highlights with him and I'm good.

FUCK DRUMPF

i liked the lemoney snicket movie, but mostly because emily browning is the hottiest piece of ass on this earth

Jim went off the deep end when his gf committed sudoku

Source?

look on aliexpress and other online chink stores
china produces all things imaginable and some things unimaginable
the trick is to find the chink that sells them and to avoid the VAT tax (the latter isn't an issue for cheap goods like glasses)

I hope it's apeshit and not care, because then it may have some semblance of cultish appeal.

He's from Canada though.

GOTTA GO FAST

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Eeeugh...

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLE GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY

His insanity is what caused his girlfriend to kill herself.

That was a good movie!

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It's sad this was the last movie he did before he killed himself.

Source: this asshole

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I'm just happy to see him back in his goofy self

Somebody has to kill the babysitter.

He was the best part of Kickass 2

Not even the strongest man in the world can carry a trainwreck this large.

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What

Jim died?

Heeeeeeeeeeeey who are ya, HR SHOVENstuff?

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Movie is supposed to be a comedy user

ITS THE FAMOUS ANUS

>Ace Ventura is a goofy retard
ftfy

Jim Carrey picked here

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>picked

>they work for the blue hedgehog

Eggman carries every Sonic trainwreck

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I am zoomer who dont even know who this guy is but i can tell that the last time i saw someone having so much fun in his villain role was with palpatine in the star wars prequels. I unironically think that i will watch the movie just for eggman

>become such a famous actor you get paid to literally just be yourself.

I wish I had 10% his money

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Seems like he just dusted off Ace Ventura and I honestly couldn't ask for anything better

>I am zoomer who dont even know who this guy is
What the fuck. I mean I guess it's not your fault or anything, but I'm amazed that there are people who don't know Jim Carrey.

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I don't blame you for not recognizing him. Jim Carrey has a thing that he does to his face which totally transforms it.
I don't know what it's called but it's pretty neat.

Isnt his life full of depressing shit though.

>Jim Carrey has a thing that he does to his face which totally transforms it
What? He's recognizable in every film.

That's Keanu.

yeah, but he does a good job of turning himself into cartoon characters

He'll probably just be playing Jim Carrey like in Batman Forever, that didn't really save that film.

No, he's just getting onset dementia

every actor has depressing shit in their life, that's why theyre actors
to escape it all

well at least he'll be busy with this movie and have a break from being insane on twitter

>jannie thinks he can delete greatness
CANT STOP THE ROCK

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BATMAN! BATMAN YOU SHAY! COMING YOU YOUU? HOO HOO HOO!

I dunno. He has a trick he can do to mold his face.
His Clint Eastwood impression demonstrates it
youtube.com/watch?v=i6nSo4W-C8s

only because Tommy Lee Jones out-Jim Carrey'd Jim Carrey

jim carrey is a legit schizo though

if we count TDS as depression, sure

My hometown's biggest claim to fame is Jim being from here, this is an additional reminder that this town sucks.

But isn't eggman supposed to be fat?

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He's my favorite Joker up to this day.

I'll definitely watch his scenes when people start putting them on youtube.

Jim Varney could do it too. Maybe it's a Jim thing.

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It's called being really expressive, to the point of absurdity, which has been his thing his entire career.

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It's more of an "origin" story of sorts. The trailer mentions genesis. Apparently as the film progresses he becomes more and more crazy and becomes the fat, bald dude.

>he will never make another The Majestic or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
it's not fair bros

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>In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on a level of critical importance the disparity between us is too vast to quantify.

What the fuck did he mean by this?

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Oh god please let him pull a Raul Julia

didn't he get away with killing a hooker?

tbf Batman Forever Riddler is basically the Joker

god Eternal is one of my favorite movies. I recently watched it again and the ending is pure kino.

socialism would eliminate hierarchical society

The doctor thought he was basic

>muh lobster posture

I'm better than you

He was famous last century for the Ace Ventura: Pet detective movies.
Also The Mask.
He was a comedy actor, real big thing back in the day.
But he got on a real high horse after a while and was associated with a number of serious flops. Wanted to be taken seriously and do more serious dramatic roles. But audiences weren't keen on these.
So after a while he just faded into obscurity as a side character or voice actor.

These days he's more known for drawing edgey political art and getting into twitter spats with Mussolini's granddaughter.

So its weird to see him performing in a manner that essentially harkens back to his glory days.

youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k
youtube.com/watch?v=f1DFi24qW1g

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he means you're basic

Nigger

Literally "I am more important than you"

SONIC DID YOU KNOW DRUMPFS A RAPIST *gives Sonic Chlamydia and hepatitis and sonic kills himself*

If Raul was still alive, he'd be a great Eggman.

Hey Sonic have you thought about my cock today?

Get them on the plane.

he's the only reason I'm going to watch this piece of trash. Let's hope.

i feel like im gonna end up watching the movie just to see jim's performance

it shouldve been the robotnik the movie

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This

youtube.com/watch?v=sNN64Vx2HA0

What're the Jim Carrey core films, Yea Forums? I think the last one I enjoyed was Yes Man.

>Jim Carrey
>Eggman
What and utterly bizarre casting call. I really have no clue what to think about it. It's either going to be the best decision or the worst decision about the movie as a whole.

Had a sonic movie come out I probably would have just ignored it but with Jim Carrey as eggman I have to go see it now.

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why do americans have to combine every other medium in their movies with retarded millitary and humans
imagine how awesome transformers would be if it was just them on their planet for example
you motherfuckers need cleansing

unironically this. He's been the best part of any Sonic game recently

Truman

Ace Ventura 1, The Mask, and Truman Show are literally his only good movies.

I'm sort of hoping he finally hit that "hey people loved me for this goofy shit and honestly what's so bad about that" realization because a new batch of movies Carrey is a scenery chewing fucknugget doing stupid shit would be a lot of fun. His dramatic roles weren't really that bad either

>there are two sides of me
>nicest guy you'll ever meet
>crazy fucking psychopath

>why
literally unironically the CIA

Truman Show was good though

It's not going to fit the character at all, but it's Jim Carrey playing a mad scientist in a videogame movie, it's bound to be entertaining.

pretty easy to determine, 1994 was his golden year + Truman show

>Gangsta's Paradise

On top of that the last couple years of his personal life has been pretty shitty, not to mention that one dense interviewer asking him about his dead girlfriend

"you're so unimportant that even me being the prime minister and you being a can of irn bru on the desk of some glascow typist is unable to show how far above you I am"

Why though?

His net worth is in the hundreds of millions, why would he do a shitty comedy and lose his dignity?

hegehog's paradise by weird al plays in the third act

WE SELL QUILTS AT DISCOUNT PRICE LIVIN IN AN AMISH PARADISE

Wrong. He said he's been reading the entire Archie comics run and the Sonichu saga to fully understand the source material.

it's the modern day equivalent to Dennis Hopper as Bowser, even if it's a shitty casting it'll still be funny in its own right

>I used to think the sonic franchise was a tragedy
>Now I realise it's a comedy

The movie was literally about that.

sonic games are shit so why would movie be any different?

Most of his dramatic roles it was the movie itself that was interesting and not his performance.
With the exception of the Truman show where he was able to really make that concept shine as he made it all the more plausible.

Maybe he's having a crisis and decided to try and get back to happier times?

No matter whats going on though I'm happy to see this as it reminds me of happier days in my own life. When I was small and too stupid to realise how fucked up everything is.

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THERE'S NO PHONES, NO TRAFFIC LIGHTS, LIVIN IN AN AMISH PARADISE

Jim Carrey still gets work? I thought all he did was cry about Trump on social media nowadays

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It is as the prophecy foretold

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The movie was always going to be shit regardless, at least Jim being batshit insane will be entertaining.

not really, going back to the Keanu comparison Keanu Reeves specifically goes out of his way to typecast himself in oddly specific roles involving characters fucked up about having a dead wife these days.

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You know a movie is a trainwreck when Jim Carrey is considered an improvement.

youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

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>eggman isnt potbellied with stick arms and legs
F U C K Y O U

Guys help I'm actually kind of warming up to the trailer.
I mean, it looks dumb but it also looks like it could be a fun watch because of it.

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I have a feeling that was Carrey's reaction when an agent approached him with it.

>Jim, you know about Sonic the hedgehog, right?
>Yeah, I played it once. It was kinda neat.
>You know Eggman?
>The bad guy? Yeah.
>What would you think about playing him in a Sonic origin movie?
>... That is a pretty weird call. Not no. Just.. me? Really?

He's going to win the race youtube.com/watch?v=xZEPgLkzhwE

>robotnik is le old wacky carrey
no

He's a delusional artist now.
Not an unsuccessful one, but still, his fame really got to his head. Look at any interview with him and you'll realize that his entire life has been validated through people asking him to act goofy, and himself happily oblige. I don't think there's any semblance of rationality in his personal - it's always one spoof to the next.

>Cop and buddy drama
>Combined with video game adaptation
>Combined with alien
>Combined with evil genius origin story

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I feel like it's less of a sonic movie and more about an eccentric scientist slowly going mad due to sonic and eventually turning into eggman

>lose his dignity

Oh sweetie, that ship sailed a long time ago when he wore a tutu and threw footballs.

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The biggest joke here are the autists wanting a serious or even good Sonic movie.

litterally none

go watch that documentary about when he played Andy Kaufman, he literally thinks Andy Kaufman's spirit possessed him during filming and acted like a complete asshole to everyone including the director, when Kaufman's own family said he didn't even act that way

>Tom Hardy isn’t reprising his role as Bronson for this

Missed opportunity.

>a great Robotnik musical YTP
>and it's new
>in this day and age
The universe is falling apart

being fat is not part of Eggman's personality

>not liking Ace Ventura's AIDS Adventures
End yourself.

It'd work better if that was the story. A fully eggman focused story about him desperately trying to catch that fucking hedgehog

He lost his dignity with dumb and dumber 3 with how fucking unfunny it was
His humor is outdated
Humor varies in generation from generation and his le goofy funny face act just isnt funny

hes not gonna kill himself before trump wins re-election

I can’t believe no one strangled his ass. Paul Giamatti himself looked like he was about to hollow out his skull for all his cringeworthy antics.

youtube.com/watch?v=T3OE0Q1UbN4&ab_channel=GameSpotUniverseTrailers
this is actually working

>gotta go fast
that was cringe as hell, but you can't expect anything better from a fucking sonic movie

Slapstick is dead, it's all about references and inside jokes now

I want to read her suicide note desu

>we're finally getting a classic Jim Carrey performance
>it's in the fucking Sonic the Hedgeheg movie

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if humor didnt change with the times then i guess humor wouldnt be an art form

I rewatched the first Ace Ventura movie a year or two ago having fond memories of it, but God damnit was it a terrible movie. It had maybe one or two funny scenes, and those were mostly with the animals, while most of the movie was just pure unfunny cringe.

LIKE A GLOVE

>This has a budget of 90 million dollars
How?

Eric Andre does it well.

I rewatch both of those movies at least once a year. Your sense of humor is shit and your intellect is lacking!

He saved kick ass 2 as well. Was the only good part in the movie.

Here's your modern humour

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(((Marketing)))

This, it was just transphobic and I just..ugh. This is why I'm ashamed to be white...

Don't we have enough shitposters already, user-kun

Why all the JC hate?
I know the Majestic sucked shit, but out of all his movies what has been bad?

My FUCKING nigger.

Eggman has always been a goofball in the Tv shows and movies. I don't see why Jim Carey "hamming it up" will drastically change that?

Jim Carey was the least of my problems from the trailer. Yeah, he's not fat. Oh well.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Gentleman, how do we unJUST the Carrey?

I remember going to see it in theaters and the film fucked up and skipped like 45 minutes of the movie.

Hope you got a refund

did the madman really sucked a titty here?

I still don't understand why they only figured it out when einhorn turned around. Was his dick that massive that it stuck out under his butt/thighs when tucked? When I was a kid I thought the surgery cut his dick off and sewed it back on his ass.

Bruce Almighty 2: Less Evan

>When I was a kid I thought the surgery cut his dick off and sewed it back on his ass.

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He was great in Man on the Moon.
I also enjoyed his part in Burt wonder stone.
Eternal sunshine was ok.
This is a dumpster fire to end all dumpster fires though.
I would be surprised if theirs some type of MLP cameo to really give fan service to the extremely autistic fans.

Contrarian faggot

Didn't know Carrey's Robotnik browsed Yea Forums

you..you.. DOUBLE NIGGER

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will this be in the movie?
youtube.com/watch?v=cVFUYetRjb4

>they put gangsters paradise in the trailer
I didn't think it could get any worse

I will watch the movie just for him.

>Coworkers are all up in arms about spoiling endgame because someone told someone about tonys snap and everyone is forbidden to talk about it until everyone has seen it or friday
>They thought I was being facetious when I told them hulk starts dabbing on antman over who has more fans
>I can tell who has seen it when by the people who give me pissed off looks the morning after
I have no idea why they care so much if the midnight showing wasnt an expensable event for us I would have totally skipped this until it was on netflix

80 millions for jim carrey, 10 million for everything else

reminder his girlfriend killed herself because he gave her every STD known to man

I was just talking to my friend about this.
Like how much more irrelevant can you make your movie.
It would have been better to just do the fucking weird Al version and call it a fucking day.

Slapstick worked for Deadpool tho.

It was mostly shitposting though

And a few known only to pigs

SO DON'T BE VAIN AND DON'T BE WHINY
OR ELSE MY BROTHER I MIGHT HAVE TO GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR HINEY

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Wow. Its the worst kind of bad. Its completely average and uninteresting, not good enough to be enjoyable and not terrible enough to laugh at. Maybe Jim Carey can save it. Thats really the only reason I want to see it.

fuck SJW
unless it's based Jim!

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>That cry for help look from the marine

prrrrromotions

>there isn't enough crayons in the world for this

Alot of people try to say his girlfriend killing herself was the thing that made him crazy but he was saying crazy shit like ""joking"" about baby eating months before that
didn't her own mother say he was mentally abusing her and threatening her too or something? what made him such a lunatic?

Robotnik doesn't even has a personality besides being the "bad guy mcguffin" might as well portray him as overconfident spleeny asshole, which Carrey is the perfect pick

Hope and pray Trump doesn't win re-election

but that's Army, not Marines

S-shut up.

NOBODY CARES!

>what made him such a lunatic?
blackpill overdose

Yes man is pretty good tho.he he doesn't get jobs because he's expensive apparently

I HATE THAT ORANGE HEDGEHOG

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HE'S GONNA PISS ON THE FUCKING MOON
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA??
youtube.com/watch?v=wgtI_MTrdi8

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Oh, it will.

Robotnik will inevitably make Metal Sonic -- most likely to be featured in the trash fire sequel -- and it will look more like Sega's Sonic than Sonic does.

We've been lonely most our lives.
Aim through Impact into paradise.

that's some vintage stuff you got there

You can hate the SJW while laughing at them, user.

CWC must be flipping out in joy.

The 3D Sonic cartoon has Eggman as kind of a fucking goofball comedic relief character rather than evil Hitler-but-with-animals like the character used to be, so that's probably what they're going off of.

Nah, it'll be covered in Tron lines and look like a bayformer.

Is he going to be channeling Trump for his Eggman performance?

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Sonic Boom had a level of writing that this film is not going to have.

So no source what so ever? Sad, lying retard.

Robotnik arguing with that guy was actually physically painful to watch. This movie will be nothing but cringe.

what about Sonics friends? I can understand Pokemon having more humans cause its always been centered around the trainers but why just Sonic

>Yea Forums poster in any discord.jpg

So a classic Jim Carrey movie.

I can't help but think 2019 Jim Carrey would play the best Joker of all time, there is no actor more perfect for the role. It bugs me that they had him play the Riddler

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cursed video

He's not on his home planet and, apparently, was the only one to travel to Earth.

They maybe setting up a sequel with how Robotnik transforms into Eggman and going to Sonic's world, so those characters might make a brief appearance or we won't see them until another movie.

Looks like something out of the new Rammstein video

You have no idea what personality is

He'd most likely get too into the role and be somehow even more obnoxious than he currently is on set

>Eggman
It's Dr. Evo Robotnik

your mom had my personality in her shitter all night fag

>Why all the JC hate?
He went full batshit mode in real life, and naturally the majority of subhumans on this site are incapable of separating a man from his work, the same criticism they levy against retarded liberals.

Wow that was so funny

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lel

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based Yankovic
youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o

>why would he do a shitty comedy and lose his dignity?
Hello user of the past, welcome to 2019.

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It's funny on multiple levels.

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Never change, Al.

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>omg he's not fat i hate this >:(
come on, he's clearly transforming from kintobor into robotnik over the course of the movie, judging from that last scene.

>Robotnik will inevitably make Metal Sonic -- most likely to be featured in the trash fire sequel -- and it will look more like Sega's Sonic than Sonic does.

I think this series of scenes from the trailer might hint that Robotnik will make a Metal Sonic that could appear at the end of the movie. Or be a teaser for the nest movie.

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What if he tries to reverse engineer Sonics DNA from that quill but gets Shadow instead?

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>What if he tries to reverse engineer Sonics DNA from that quill but gets Shadow instead?

Also a possibility.

Liar Liar was pretty good IMO

youtu.be/Y6MeUsemOCI

STOP BREAKIN THE LAW AAAAAASSHOOOOOOLE!!!!!

Yeah Liar Liar was him at his best

youtube.com/watch?v=VHHwf7eAH0I

>I have no idea why they care so much
Why can't you just not be a douche and not spoil shit that people care about

I can see it too
>not as fast as Sonic so Jim develops the hover sneakers for him
>Jim being Jim also says fuck it and gives him a gun for added insurance

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*ba dum tisk*

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He was good at masking his insanity until Man on the Moon

SOUL

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What's Al up to these days?

youtu.be/o5_dJyYgAOQ

He's touring this year with an orchestra, still making music, though he said after Mandatory Fun he won't release any full albums anymore he can and will still drop new songs

Was this in the trailer and I just missed it or something?

I don’t get it

He will shittalk Sonic into killing himself.

The fact you can see the skullcap bothers me.

Why did video games start using live-action footage again? Couldn't you just render it in the Sonic game?

At the very end, although I think user messed with the goggles in paint or I might have to look again as I don't think the goggles are broken.

I wonder if he's in sanics world there and it's the end

This. Sonic was never good. The first video game was amazing because it was the first, but tennis for 2 is god damn awful. Sonic was unique and original in the days of fucking ET for the atari and folks who accidentally didnt buy a nintendo were forced to like him. The games have not aged well.

We never deserved Raul

Yeah I was thinking that too.

Most of his movies are terrible

Jim Carrey as Robotnik is unironically looks like the only entertaining thing that can come out of this shit movie.

I genuinely like Mad Max Eggman. Him and the fantastical mushroom landscape behind him make me think the film might improve towards the end.

Why did video games start using live-action footage again? Couldn't you just render it in the Sonic game?

Why did video games start using live-action footage again? Couldn't you just render it in the Sonic game?

>giant mushrooms in the back
Where else would he be but in Sonic's world
Mushroom Hill zone here we come baby!

>Archie comics
It's meming, but aside from the warp ring in the trailer, what does this movie have to do with the comics?

Not gonna go out to see this in theaters but I may give it a pirate later just to see it. Same with Detective Pikachu.
Isn't there a 3D animated Mario movie being made too? Man what a weird time to be alive

I hope Robotnik sticks to his lines

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Ohhh I turned it off when there was like 5 seconds left and missed it. That’s dumb.

basically only the sequel will be worthwhile, if at all.

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Why did video games start using live-action footage again? Couldn't you just render it in the Sonic game?

Al parodied Gangsta's Paradise, so saying it's a parody of his song is a joke.
Al also never received permission to create and publish his song, which pokes fun at the "parody of his song" on a second level.

>Do you feel in charge?

Why can't he just have this look for the whole movie instead of making him look bland as fuck for what seems like the majority of it?

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They'll probably fix it in post-production/reshoot it.

Did he get in trouble for doing that?

>movie
user, we are on a video game board.

Why did video games start using live-action footage again? Couldn't you just render it in the Sonic game?

Apparently it's an origin story?
I guess it opens up the possibilities to a sequel. I'll be surprised if that look isn't just for some post-credit teaser scene.

Because they're doing a safe "wacky cartoon character gets lost in realistic world" plot, and real people don't look like that.

I think I’ll go see this just to piss of sonicfags. I think it looks ok, but ok is not good enough for those autistic man children.

It was mostly an awkward situation between the two artists. He was given the go-ahead by someone in the middle, but that person never had the authority to allow it.

Or at the very end of the movie where he sees Sonic in the distance going fast and he smiles, puts on the glasses, and drives after him. Cue credits.

>movie
user, we are on a video game board.

Why did video games start using live-action footage again? Couldn't you just render it in the Sonic game?

>Why did video games start using live-action footage again?
CD-ROMs became a thing and people wanted to use all the space.

He certainly killed the hard part haircut. Not in a good way.

Speaking of piss, do you think they’ll leave in the part with Shadow and Eggmans wife in the film?

He's an actual anti-vaxxer.

That obvious bald cap is embarrassing

So, this new video game is a CD-ROM game using live-action footage?

he can only play ONE role, himself

Fucking based.

>post teaser credit scene
Oh god what if its either
>Eggman finds one of the chaos emeralds on the ground shortly after arriving
or
>Eggman starts going fucking nuts and from his PoV, things look more and more like the games

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Does he hate trump too? I might wait till the movie is online if so

>I think it looks ok
I'm not a sonic fan, but are you blind and deaf?
A hedgehog alien saying cheap one liners while gangsters paradise plays looks good to you??

because movie jews figured out that they can attract more normies if they make their movies live action.

animation is obviously for kids, but if we use childish cartoony characters and baby plots with Robert the Downie and Jim Carrey its clearly made for people of all ages.

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How is the gameplay though? That's what's most important. I don't care about the graphics.

>does he hate trump too
Take a wild guess

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the original leak said that eggman ends up on one of the planets sonic wanted to use as a backup with his ring portal.

Ok, so they use loads of cutscenes in this new Sonic game to attract more normies, but how's the gameplay though? Harldy anyone talks about it on Yea Forums - Video Games.

>Does he hate trump too?
Most people that dislike Israel do

>Mussolini's granddaughter
Huh. I knew Mussolini died with his girlfriend so I assumed he never married. Strange place to learn this.

This movie looks amazing.

He grew older.
It shows in Eggman and Im really looking forward to Adult manned the fuck up Ace Ventura.

>two scoops
I thought this was a joke outrage. holy fuck its real

For his sake I hope the movie is good. And considering how bad it's getting shit on, it'll likely exceed its already low expectations and become a so-bad-it's-good movie. Watching the trailer, I didn't hate it or think it was bad. But Sonic's design does look bad.

user, we are on a video game board where we talk about video games. Since this thread is on Yea Forums - Video Games, we talk about video games.

I see it now
Kek
I like rammstein

Hey, nothing can be worse than the crap Disney made. I'll go see this piece of shit and probably love it like I did with the Super Mario Movie.

It’s a kids movie. It’s not like I’m expecting the godfather part 3 or anything,

Besides I think it has that 90s bad but good movie charm about it, like the super Mario bros movie. Shit, but fun to watch.

This type of passive agressive posting is not gonna do anything user

Sonics design looks bad but I'm getting Ace Ventura vibes from Jim. I wasn't expecting myself to have any real feelings about it but that alone has made me a little interested

>Looks like something out of the new Rammstein video
but he's not a nigger

Sonics ring portal can take him anywhere he imagines, right? How does he know if any of these planets actually exist? How did he know Earth existed when he was a baby on his homeworld? Why did he not go back?

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Anything that makes board shitters mad is based.

He's a man with broad shoulders, he can take it. God bless him.

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but he is a pinko lefty
just like Rammstein

I think he lost his ring or some shit when he arrived on earth

why is this shit set in America?
is it because 54%er cant pay attention when its not about the US?

Is that supposed to be hard to understand?

you alright, Al

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Grinch and the Mask are my favorites.

2 had its moments. It's worth watching for the rhino and white devil scenes.

Because a south african-accented sanic facing off against a german Robotnik in Italy would be completely fucking incomprehensible.

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Also he stars in a cartoon made by the creators of Phineas and Ferb

>the retard who believes vaccines cause autism is in a film that's going to be pure autism
kekekekek

why not on Mobius?

Because you can't make your film pathetically try to compete with Detective Pikachu if it looks like Mobius.

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There were articles written about how Trump drank some water at a conference once. TDS is very real.

Yes. Originally, Carrey wanted to use a fake tit to suck as he felt extremely uncomfortable about it, but the woman actress insisted he suck her real actual tit. Apparently he profusely apologized after doing the take.

I actually wish it was Nicolas Cage

DEUTSCHLAND

>but the woman actress insisted he suck her real actual tit.
What a femChad.

yep, he's awesome as robotnik.

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that was unironically funny

So is he like a GUN agent or something?

HERPES

More leaked footage

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>Because a south african-accented sanic facing off against a german Robotnik in Italy would be completely fucking incomprehensible.

It would also be fucking badass

Nowadays any woman would be outraged to even do that with a fake tit.Kudos to her.

>Robotnik gets fatter as the movie goes on
Amazing

died with his mistress.
His daughter is a political leader here in Italy.

>Sanic reached for his hand as he was hanging from the cliff
>he grabbed him before he could fall
>'DO YO NOH DA WAY BRUDHA'

he hates israel so yes

Killing your girlfriend is pretty depressing yeah.

>Sonic flosses

You mean Trollsta's Paradise?
youtube.com/watch?v=t-uY2QpW51I

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Man, Al is great. It's also impressive that no one has tried starting a controversy for him yet (not because he did anything wrong, because he's famous). He's up there with Steve Irwin in terms of wholesomeness honestly. Didn't his fans crowdfund a star on the Walk of Fame or something?

This movie is just a giant advertisement of Jim Carrey’s return

This is all the origin story Robotnik needs.

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Sonic was always based on america, The marketing, the style, Character designs, Sonic was designed from the ground up to appeal to the west
Still shouldnt have been set in the real world, but if it has to be theres no better place than america

>His increasing obsession with Sonic degenerates him into the Eggman we all know
Yeah, he might be the only beacon of hope in this inminent trainwreck

>simpsons humor

Ugh, don't post this transphobic movie ever again.

Well not really, just fucked enough whores and faggots around until he got giga gonorrhea and infected his gf so she an heroed

>He's just Robotnik, not Eggman
Based and pingaspilled

carreys performance makes me wanna watch this movie
even though he's cray irl

The cable guy is a love-or-hate it movie. but it's absolutely jimcarreycore

What the fuck, that’s exactly the same details as the trailer

>Robotnik slowly gets more obsessed and rocks the original design by the end

I’m actually okay with this
I assumed the design was post credits but if he’s gradually transforming, that’s absolutely based

Your right. Eggman is truly the best.

he would be great in any other frenchise but he is stuck with Sanic

>I don't see why Jim Carey "hamming it up" will drastically change that?"
Because he isn't playing the Eggman/Robotnik character, he's playing himself.

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>Why all the JC hate?
Underage electionfags who never saw him in his two (2) Magnum Opuses, Man on the Moon and The Truman Show. He got robbed on his performance in the former, especially.

When will his egg mobile look like an egg?

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YORE

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Finally.

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Wait, he does? Well, he's now redeemed in my eyes. I'll just chock all the surrealist anti-trump art to his increasingly fragile psyche.

Please do not give Valve any fucking ideas.

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>the way she smiles at bruce
you just KNOW

Jared leto already did that, can't be worse

>somehow ends up in sonic's universe
>ship explodes burning off all his hair, messing up his mustache and making his nose more red
>realizes there is no way back to earth
>goes insane trying to get that blue hedgehog

could this be the first vidya kino?

I hope he say Robotnik more iconic quote Snooping as usual I see

>not to mention that one dense interviewer asking him about his dead girlfriend

more people should ask, her suicide note claims he gave her STD's without her knowledge, got her hooked on drugs, and then left her when she wanted to be serious leaving her a drug addicted mess with diseases

no
but maybe the next Sonic movie

He's:
A hasbeen
A pretentious asshole (see his documentary about Man on the Moon)
Paints pictures with the skill of a 5 year old with crayons but insists hes an artist
A socialist (yet a pampered millionaire)
Anti-Trump
Anti-gun (unbased)
An Anti-vaaxer
And worst of all: A Canadian.

Only if Sonic says stuff like way past cool

In fairness that was right after the Farrelly bros did There's Something About Mary, which was a huge hit

So huge that everything else they did felt like a flop in comparison. On paper this was a solid film

But none of his films really 'tanked', they just didn't hit the manic highs of Ace Ventura and the Mask

youtube.com/watch?v=geLucCUG4i0

Is what I expect him to say

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his recent voice actor is a large part of this too. Pollock is too good and carries eggman as a character.

It seems crazy but when I was 11 I watched Batman Forever just to see him.

At the time people were dissapointed that his version of the Riddler was just him playing himself, but in retrospect he was the best part of that shitty movie

unironically kill yourself

His name is still a huge draw, Mr Popper's Penguins and Bruce Almighty were box office hits

I think it was that movie that inspired the meme to begin with

Can't you guys separate the man from his work?
This sounds like SJWs who won't watch Mel Gibson just because "he racist"

He's actually a really good drama actor too. Just got fucked by typecasting and fans thinking he couldnt do it.

They must have hastily added that last bit after the leaks and saw the backlash.

Shut up Jim. Nobody believes you
Just be grateful you got the Robotnik role

>He's actually a really good drama actor too
no

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A children’s comedy. He and the writers are going to cater to them rather than the ones who actually grew up playing the games. Get ready for an Endgame Fortnite joke ripoff and meme spouting

That's gonna be a post-credit scene hinting at a sequel that will never come out and you know it.

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So, Sam Jackson and Jack Nicholson and Robert Deniro?

Fuckin Man on the Moon is God tier Carrey

okay, let's separate him and judge him solely for the movies he's been in
>the cable guy
>ace ventura 2
>the number 23
>yes man
>the majestic
>kick ass 2
>a series of unfortunate events
Should I go on?

>Eggman
cringe and bluepilled

>I left Legends of Tomorrow for this

Didn't he only go anti-vax because his girlfriend at the time, Jenny McCarthy, was like, the head of the whole anti-vaxer movement?

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Does anyone actually dislike weird al?

>if we were to put our levels of importance on a scale, we're so far separated it's not funny

or even simpler:
>it's hilarious that a fucking nobody like you is trying to give me orders

people still act like the Architect in the Matrix Reloaded is hard to understand, even though the context makes even the complicated words easy to grasp.

>man on the moon
Man on the moon sucked as a biopic because Jim Carrey couldn't stop being Jim Carrey and actually try to be Andy Kaufman. Andy's brilliance came from the deadpan demeanor he had while he delivered his absurdist comedy. Jim Carrey wouldn't stop overacting like a fucking jackass while doing ANYTHING. Ace Ventura is his best movie though, don't fucking @ me.

There is something so unironically kino and based about Batman Forever. The aesthetic is so insanely comical.

You're wrong and your analysis of his performance in Man on the Moon is bad. His performance of Kaufman is perfect, sorry you can't stop yourself from projecting Carrey in the Mask into that film.

Why does the trailer have that many wheels?

the reason it was such a problem was because coolio's song was, itself, an homage to an even older song - stevie wonder's 'Pastime Paradise'

So al's song was a parody of an homage

forgot pic

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Major Bane?

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>implying the cable guy is bad
shit taste, user

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No. youtu.be/tckH01TAlC0?t=577

He's playing Jim Carrey doing a poor Kaufman impersonation. He's not playing Kaufman.

>implying the cable guy is GOOD
even shittier taste

He was always Dr.Eggman. America made up the Robotnik name. Then they made it one thing Dr Ivo“ Eggman”Robotnik.

he played the riddler as the joker anyway

he's basically figuring out that he can harness the "animal" to fuel his robots.

It was pure pulp and theatrical, it felt like a Broadway production. Every villain lair had weird disco lighting

I'm sorry but old people dabbing in a misguided effort to be hip for kids is legit funny. The dad in "Us" got used for this exact same joke and it was funny there too.

The joke is not "dabbing is funny" its that "dabbing is already uncool, this character is incredibly uncool".

But I do, I love Ace Ventura and the Truman show. That being said nothing recent of his has been good in years and hes become a lot more open about his dumb beliefs so I have nothing to separate anymore.

>ace ventura 2 is bad
it's not high art but you're lying if you think that movie isn't fucking hilarious

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have you watched the ace ventura movies in the last few years? They really aren't all that good.

Which is a shame, because jim carrey is a funny dude and was in other funny movies at that time.

This
I dab to embarrass my niece

>talking shit about yes man
>talking shit about his olaf that was so good that Neil Patrick Harris used him as a basis for the Netflix olaf

I rewatched both of them last year or the year before, and while I agree that the first one doesn't hold up, the second one has too much funny shit for me to call it a bad movie. Even if you don't like the scene where a rhino gives birth to him, it's got the bit where he gets shot with a thousand knockout darts, knocks out the monopoly guy, and all the "white devil" shit with the tribe. It's not a brilliant movie by any means, but it's definitely still funny.

his olaf was just fucking jim carrey in wispy grey hair.

It was a terrible olaf.

>They got Neal McDonough to play another army guy.
They must've really loved him in Blue Book. Love seeing him get a lot of work lately.

His 20th album was the first one to debut at #1 on the billboards, so it seems like the perfect way to retire. Amazing how seamlessly he transitioned into the youtube generation

He still releases songs and does concerts

whats this from

You know why Sonics quills are electric?
Because some executive and scriptwriter read the original manual for 5 seconds and saw "eggman kidnaps animals to power his robots".

That is why.

It's probably a mobile laboratory with lots of heavy equipment in the back.

They had to love something about that series.

>In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on a level of critical importance
Basically in the Military, you have different ranks for different levels of leadership, i.e. Private, Corporal, Captain, General etc.
>the disparity between us is too vast to quantify.
He's saying that because he was picked by the Government to be in charge of the project of catching Sonic and so anyone in the Military who disagrees is already below his rank so he doesn't have to take orders/advice from them

Yes man is garbage so we won't even go there. As for his Olaf, acting as though that's some sort of testament to his acting abilities is laughable, as it says more about Neil's lack of acting abilities and originality. Olaf was just another Grinch/Ace/Truman/Lloyd/every other Carrey character ever. Regardless of his performance the movie sucked

And Hulks dabbing in like 2023.

He'll probably spend the whole movie wrongfully accusing and calling for violence against literal children unironically and then not apologizing for it when it turns out the children didn't do a single fucking thing wrong. Sonic was the first game I ever played at just 4 years old on sega genesis and I won't even consider watching this movie because Carrey is in it. I also don't want to watch it because its literally what they did with the Smurfs, but now they're doing it to Sonic. Fuck this shit.

ben is back

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DOUBLE NIGGER

Not that I'm defending this turd--far from it--but I wonder...

Is all the hate because they're butchering Sonic? Would you be as disgusted if this was an original IP?

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Jim's a literal socialist. I wouldn't give this man any money.

nobody would care then

What's that haircut called?

Are you the same guy that got triggered because it had a tranny as the villain?

HE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKIE!

Somebody post the comic.

GET EM ON BOARD ILL CALL IT IN

EINHORN IS FINKLE! FINKLE IS EINHORN!

oh god, the hands look like the wings of the original title screen

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Truman Show is pure kino and always will be

based jim kino

just like he carried his girlfriend to suicide

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Source?

This is good.

If movies refused to hire because someone dislikes the orange man, you wouldn't have film.

goddamnit

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What was a lower point for Coolio? Having his song feature in this trailer or being in an ultra low budget Leprechaun movie sequel?

Is it confirmed that Eggmans assistant is named Snively?

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>Slapstick is dead, it's all about references and inside jokes now

Someone needs to revitalize slapstick martial arts like what you see in early Jackie Chan films

Tryin to sue Weird Al for Amish Paradise

I'm talking about this, dumbass

exhentai.org/g/949724/d31eb5afb1/

twitter.com/Kirbopher/status/1123309823745880064

The voice of Grounder is going to be in the movie

>he's basically figuring out that he can harness the "animal" to fuel his robots.

If you look at his head movement, he is also being accelerated too. Meaning that Sonic's quills are what gives him his speed in the movie. But maybe Robotnik finds out that Sonic has special energetic properties that he can harness in robots, and tries to conquer Sonics home world of Mobius so he could get more samples for his robot army?

Coolio

God shut the fuck up you deranged loser

He tried to sue? I thought he was simply upset Weird Al did it

Do you not understand what a massive Zionist shill Donald is? Jesus christ he does nothing but bend over and lift his skirt for them

Hes holding a vial with one of Sonics quills. I wouldn't be surprised if he uses it to clone him and create Shadow. Or the electricity/ power or whatever the fuck is in it becomes a power source for Metal Sonic.

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Most leftists hate Israel way more than rightists

Hes worth like 500 million he doesn't even need to work. Anything he does is a passion project

>gay shit
Bleh

Prince didn’t.

>I'll just chock all the surrealist anti-trump art to his increasingly fragile psyche.
project much?

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This. He deserves a much better series bros.

I am legit fucking STOKED for this movie, it's going to be some weird existential masterpiece I can feel it.

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The big killers for this trailer were
>"You're basic"
>Eggman's costume should just be what it was at the end of the trailer.
>Sonic's shit design
>Gangster's Paradise
How hard is it to just get some Crush40 in there?

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>Humor varies in generation from generation and his le goofy funny face act just isnt funny
err user...

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I can be your angle.. or yuor'e devil..

>His 20th album was the first one to debut at #1 on the billboards,
Why'd I read that in Casey Kasem's voice?

Goddamn white people are ugly.

you're thinking of Based Keanu Reeves

real shit?

You sound like a triggered little snowflake. :)

Only because of palestine, nothing important.

people have been thinking his gradual transformation into the traditional eggman is based on the UK comics but I highly doubt that

Still hate them more than you, m8

>fuckin snowflake liberals lol XD
>nu /pol/ get triggered anyone says something mean about the orange man

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I actually like Eggman's black outfit with red underneath.

Nah. most anti-vaxxers are stupid enough to actually like Trump.

Me too actually. I just wish the red was a little more prominent on it.

This would be amazing

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You say that and yet we actually know of anti vaxxers who hate trump, but none who do... weird.

Well, going by the trailer, he wears more red later.

Found this in the trailer lol

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I do actually like the idea of Eggman possibly following Sonic back to his homeworld and choosing to stay there just so he can kill Sonic

Riddler deserved better than that man...

Yea I think so. There was some technically with it since it was originally a Stevie Wonder song or some shit. VH1 had a thing on it a few years back

Those aren't people at all

DAMN YOU CARLOS!

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I mostly oppose the grand chessboard thing in general.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Man on the Moon

The Majestic wasn't too bad

Oh I think the costume looks good, but just not what I would want for Eggman. If that makes sense.

It's not Saturday Lolith, back to your /trash/ general

there isn't a thread up is there?

is this you?

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Even Coolio took it back and admitted he had a stick up his ass at the time

...no? I just think a fucking lot of the movie doesn't hold up.

Don't think so.

rucka rucka ali
although he's just an edgy faggot

Good ol'Al

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B
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I fucking love that movie so much. It's a shame they couldn't keep that same balance into the sequel.

Why is /pol/ pretending Carrey suddenly "got woke" later in life?

youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g

didn't he also give his ex wife an std which led to her suicide?

Second one was better, it's still that type of humour, but many more funny scenes.

Also no >transphobia, so Carrey doesn't have to be ashamed of it in his liberal circlejerks

I'm sure it will be awful and I can't wait to see it and have a fucking great time.
The memes are going to be top quality.

If sonic is an alien I guess we won't see Tails and others in the movie.

>present Yea Forums doesn't hate Al
There is still some hope left

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Carrey#Relationships
He is fucked up

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>steve irwin unless you're fucking PETA
>mr rogers unless you're FOX news
>Keanu Reeves
>Weird Al

there are some celebrities who just absolutely nobody hates, and it's always good to see.