Tfw stuck at Isshin Sword Saint and no patience left

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fuck it

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this is what i'd do to any animal that bit me like the op

Do frog bites hurt?

This kills the frog.

god i hope so

They eat bugs which means they don't need really strong bite force, so I'm pretty sure they don't hurt at all. It probably just feels like someone squeezing your finger.

hey it's faster than those kitties who get stomped on by asians in heels

If only you could do this to every frogposter on Yea Forums.

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Are frogs the most autistic animal?

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YAMEROOOO

dont you post that

Birds are more autistic. No other animal will just repeat random phrases over and over again.

Stop smashing the parry button and try to only parry once right before being hit. Don't let him have breathing room because "Hesitation is defeat" and all that.

Haven't you guys dissected a frog in class?

no
they are weak fucks

of course they do. they're related to aligators afterall

no
where do you do that?

Don't I post what?

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Oh fuck

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First world countries have schools to die for.

>No other animal will just repeat random phrases over and over again
based
kek
pottery
what did he mean by this?
what is the vidya equivalent of this?

PERO CACA

Only America, and only because of school shooters.

Hey hey hey. The UK isn't as safe as you want it to be.
Don't make me post kitchen utensils.

SSSCCCHHLAAAAAAAGGEEEEEEE

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I'm from Canada and we dissected a piglet. It was already dead and sterile when we got it.

Good afternoon.

This is what I want to do to all of you pepe posters.

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Wow rude

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>Punished Gator

Kino is the worst fucking offender. See it used too many fucking times by self-righteous pricks.

Kino post.

Too bad you could have been impregnated

>holding frog with towel on cutting board
NOPE.exe

He just had a bath and his loving owner is drying him off. Watch the webm, something really cute happens.

Nah dude, dude nah

>something really cut

I have a pacman frog and it feels like someone is squeezing your finger

Fuck this shit. I got killed 3 times by Genichiro because I was starting to get angry.
Btw thanks to the autistic edgy 12yo for his webm

You tell me.
youtube.com/watch?v=W1nIpf0t_9k

Why do people get so emotionally involved in this?

cuuuuute

For some third-world countries that's all they have to look forward to.

>this was 5 years ago
And the tears are still delicious

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>cooking is edgy now
Jesus, dude.

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Subhuman chinks

Only dear heart

I also had trouble with him but managed to beat him when I stopped concentrating on the visuals and just listened to the sound cues.

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They have tiny teeth so probably yes.

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it's still uncanny how close this shit looks to genuine emotion

Damn, actually impressive.

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Same reason people get emotionally involved in video games. Don't be a retard and think for once user.

Always felt bad when I had to split a living lobster when I worked in a local seafood department. I don't think I could manage a frog, at least I can justify lobsters since they're basically sea roaches

DPH yo.

some of them were probably suicidal anyway

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the one in the OP is a bullfrog which has sharp front teeth so yes, that had to have hurt. Most don't though.

Seeing as a lot just straight up died in the tank they probably were but it's still fucked imo. I'm just happy we're at the top of food chain because some of shit we pull is barbaric

they have small serrated teeth that face backwards and are used only for holding insects in their mouth. they don't use them for biting/crushing/chewing

my fucking sides.

GRANT US EYES

LOL, what do hueniggers even have if not futbol?

>implying america is first world
loL

Animals have no soul so it's ok

Most people also do not have souls, doesn't make it any less barbaric.

BABY SNAAAKES

I'm amazed that after all these years no one's figured out that the more you hate a German, and the more their actions upset you, the stronger they become. They run on the suffering of others. They had to create the word "schadenfreude" just to convey to other races why they keep getting back up after being beaten down.

Souls don't exist, we're just animals. Slightly smarter than other animals, but that's about it

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That nictitating membrane is freaky

School was too poor for that

hey wait a minute this thread isnt about sekiro