Why don't you play western eroge, Yea Forums?

I fapped my dick raw to Dreams of Desire. The feet in that game are so hot.

I plan on doing my own, and it won't have tumblr "art"

$17,000 a month for a meet n' fuck

They are laziest most talentless products of all time.
They only exist now because you dont have to know how to draw or write or code to make them anymore.
There are like 5 good ones period

>Beacuse i'm not plebeian
>posts babis first shock vn
lmao at ur life

Nothing better than this maybe euphoria

>i'm not plebeian
Do you lack self awareness?

Freaking Western plebs.
I'll be over here with my superior NTRPG 4. What's that? You didn't learn Japanese? Heh, too bad.

what is this?

yes

High IQ

>v0.04
>[Abandoned]
>RPGM
This is why

I just finished slave Katara this morning and then stopped a day into Azula cause I couldn't be fucked to grind up to a scene again. Katara starting off getting assblasted every time you tell her to do shit and then slowly getting broken into your slut is fucking great

what's the best parody/r34 game?

You're not making yourself look better senpai. May as well add Hero Party to complete the pleb shock jock collection.

Probably the OP or Something Unlimited desu. There's not a lot of good ones, and even less that actually have a decent amount of content.

There actually plenty of good ones, most of them will never get far, tho

Because they're hot fucking garbage.

The only stuff I play in English is the degenerate trap stuff because it's pretty uncommon in Japan. Anything even vaguely vanilla is absolutely atrocious in English, especially when you can find literally hundreds of better games within 2 seconds on DLsite.

Because most western eroge try to be realistic with their artstyle and as a result all girls are disgusting and ugly.

>There actually plenty of good ones
I mean, for rule 34 shit I can only really think of those two, the rogue trainer, and maybe princess/witch trainer. Maybe the ashoka one but rule 34 content is honestly pretty slim.

I liked Princess Trainer/Witch Trainer and Something Unlimited a lot.

Also Behind the Dune, Snow Daze and Summertime Saga are okay I guess (although the last one is a lot of grind to get anywhere).

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Which sucks, because it's honestly the hottest stuff

I agree

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Why are there no Blender based games? It's the best software for 3d scenes

obviously not easier than honey select screenshoting.

Love Azula>love Toph>Slave Azula>slave Toph>katara

WHERE IS THE NEW UPDATE MITY?
WHEN CAN I FINALLY HATEFUCK KORRA.
I NEED TO FUCK KORRA AAAAH.

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Too bad Ren'py and decent-at-most art means it won't be as enjoyable

Best game with some sort of freedom on it? I hate the usual VNs filled with walls of text

options in life:
>spend 6-10 years and over $150k getting a degree good enough to make a salary that lets you actually afford a house
or
>Make hentai games

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I mean, how loose can you get with "art"? My New Life is almost completely open from the get but the models can get a bit blocky to put it lightly.

Lilith's Throne isn't a VN, but it still has walls of text

user, when you're literally making more money monthly making those hentai games, can you blame anyone?

Most western eroge is either 3D uncanny incest-fest renpy shit or Akabur trainer shit that is grindy as all hell for meh CGs that pale in comparison to just looking up r34 of the source material.

I unironically agree with you.
>Akabur trainer shit that is grindy as all hell for meh CGs that pale in comparison to just looking up r34 of the source material
And yes, this has always been my main issue with Akabur's work. That and the fact that he updates slow as fuck

Princess Trainer

Fuck updates, he needs to learn to finish his god damn storylines. Both his "finished" games are still not completed.

But I did user!

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I liked this game a lot, except the island in chapter 2. Until this point you couldn't really miss any scenes, but the vacation island was more like a VN where you could actually miss events. It isn't a lot of fun to play with a walkthrough just so you don't miss anything

>Both his "finished" games are still not completed.
I genuinely don't keep up with the guy, but that's actually kinda sad. I can't believe he gets... wait, he only gets a little over $5k a month now? Didn't he used to get more?

Love route for azula is shit anyway. Fire nation skanks deserve the crop not the carrot.

because I have fucking standards when it comes to art.

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source?

learn to read

Is my art good enough for making a porn game Yea Forums?

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Because I'm waiting for that one to be done.
I'm playing this incomplete game in the meantime.

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no, but that's never stopped anyone before

>foun elernts trainer
very informative!!

If you base it off some kinda fetish (lesbians, furries, space aliens, elves) then you can probably make a couple thousand bucks monthly on patreon

That one with the burger seems suspect

You know the original series, don't be a retarded

If you google that, you'll get the game in the first result

Because the vast majority are unfinished wastelands of content. Most of the ones that are finished have no art. Most of the ones that have art, have shit art. The very few that have art, have good art, and are finished, have cringe dialogue and shitty gameplay. And that's about where the filtering catches all western porn games. There is not ONE western erotic game with good art, a good story, good characters, good gameplay, and good porn. It doesn't fucking exist. Please reply to this with "hurr have you tried summertime saga???" so I can laugh at you.

I like Tales of Androgyny.

but i do

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Sequel when?

Sequel to Snow Daze starring the tomboy when?
Easily best girl.

Everyone I've tried has been a chore.
Summertime Saga was too much effort for poorly drawn lewd scenes.
All the trainer ones are weird. Nothing ever happens and it doesn't touch my lewd itch. my benis
Tales of Androgeny i think was had ok combat i guess. Lewd scenes sucked. No story at all.
CoC was the best but I'm not into all that shit.

I spent 45 minutes in that game and didn't see a single tit or asscheek the entire time even when following the guides.

Why do people actually enjoy this? I wanted a quick wank not a realistic interpretation of a virgin trying to get laid.

>Lewd scenes sucked.
Sounds like a resounding success to me then.

Also, yeah, fuck Trainer games. Holy shit and retards still complain about RPG Maker H-Games being too grindy.