"Hey user, you've been playing with us for a long time now, mind sharing a picture so we know what you look like?"

>"Hey user, you've been playing with us for a long time now, mind sharing a picture so we know what you look like?"

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literally no one talks like that you retard, unless you have shitty friends

Just share a picture you insecure turd

Youre a fucking beautiful human being, OP

feelshit posters need to be gassed

>applying this isn't the only content on Yea Forums that is worth reading and replying to

I’m an ugly fat faggot, you don’t wanna see what I look like. Let’s play some games

Second post best post

Your friends already love you, there is no reason to hide

+ frogposters, memeposters, shitposters

pretty suspicious they want to know what you look like, probably foreign intelligence stay safe user

Nobody has ever asked that in the group I've played with since 2010, you might have NPD friends.

Never share details such as where you live or what you look like.

>flirt with girls on discord
>always goes well
>at some point sooner or later they ask for a picture
>move on to next girl

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>damn man, you're by far the best player in the 9 inch penis club, but you gotta show us proof some day

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I hate how every normie online is always trying to make best friends online.

I like to keep online at an arm's length, not plaster my real identity everywhere to people i barely know

>hating on frogfriends
who hurt you user

>long ass time ago, someone asked me how I looked like
>after showing them a pic, the slow and obnoxiously obvious process of friendship drifting away began
Not falling for the 'share a pic with us' garbage again

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>move on to next girl
but why?

What's wrong with frogs?

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Just say you're wanted by the FBI

Its only because you're old enough to have been raised when online privacy was still encouraged. Now people plaster their details everywhere.

>back in the day
>chat with girl on omegle
>passionate discussion for hours
>she asks for pic
>send her one
>disconnects instantly

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Only 9 inches? Pathetic.
t. Tresdin

>flirt with girl
>ask for picture to make sure it’s not a guy
>doesn’t want to share pic, but want to voice chat
>it’s a dude voice
About 90% of girls I talk on discord are dudes

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>the all my online friends from our circle group know how we look like irl
We're all ugly

Lets start posting pictures of ourselves, I’ll start

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>back in the day
>chat with girl on omegle
>passionate discussion for hours
>i ask for pic
>she sends me one
>disconnect instantly
it is what it is user

this one is the worst

>talk with somebody online
>they claim to be a woman
>stop talking to them immediately

If you insist.

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>discord
there's your fuckin problem. gotta use Skype to find the best real women.

internet pre 2007
>never share your information with anyone, there are people out there who might want to harm you
internet post 2007
>@underagetwink: uhhh lookin to get my asshole split open by matures daddies hmu for my home adress (14K retweets)

youtu.be/wcAFxzT1eHw

haha

the internet was a mistake

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Based. The scorpion did objectively nothing wrong

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Thank god I have a thicc loyal white wife who enjoys games like I do. You faggots couldn't get pussy if you tried.

When I was a kid, girls at school used to hug me at random and tell me they loved me. I eventually found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumour I was stalking her because we both walked home and lived on adjacent streets, after which my friends stopped associating with me. I've never started a casual conversation with a woman who wasn't a realative. You would have to put a gun to my head to get me to do that. At least I have a nice voice. I've had dozens of people ask me I do voice acting or report the weather.

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what is the sex version of an internet tough guy? that's you

>"you're pretty dark looking user"
>"mind explaining yourself?"

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stop being a faggot and just fucking talk to people, it's that easy

t. fat handed faggot

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That's what being ugly is like? Hahaha what an inconvenience. You've never taken a normal picture of yourself? Maybe a closer up one of you and a friend or two?

>thispersondoesnotexist.com
I gotchu, OP.

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>Show pic of myself in tank and flexing from the beach
>DM notification
"hey, i just wanted to say you're really handsome and cute"

It's not that hard user

Mods, I just caught two underages in this net here. Finish them off, please

Good that's what I was going for to avoid crippling depression

>Play any PC milsim/hardcore FPS
>Black
Thank god no one ever asks to see my face.

>

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What do you get out of shitposting lol

t. mad beta tranny

But there's four real girls in my discord right now. out of 20 people. No, no trannies.

"No"

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This. My FFXIV FC did this on out Discord and no one really cared. Most people just wanted to know what their friends looked like.

Ohhh poor you, jesus christ

>Asking to see a picture of you
Things that never happened. Only desperate lonely people would ask that.

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How many troons were there

>and a friend or two
Wrong site buddy

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Sorry you're that ugly. Suicide might indeed the the only way.

>woman enters the chat
>all of a sudden dudes start getting thirsty
>she mostly ignores them and tries to talk to that one sperg who mostly ignores her
>mistakes his socially disengaged autism for some sort of "alpha" aloofness

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Why are you getting tweets showing of fags looking for sex? Hmm...

Plot twist: Those socially aloof "alphas" were always just autists, hence why so many people have autism nowadays.

I've been working a bit too long back at the ovens haha

literally noone asks that

"No thanks."

Just play the fucking game, I never even told you my real name.

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