What pisses you off about the games

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Fuck I'm hungry right now thanks faggot

That's the most average pizza I've ever seen

Fire whoever fucked up the crust though

I love Cheesy Pizza

Mostly my singular lack of enjoyment from any offerings these past ~4 years

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This

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I'm already sharting myself thinking about all that grease

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>cheese pizza

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God bless America

Looks horrible

imagine if you could cut your own pizza. WOW, IMAGINE IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT.

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when i see an interesting game at a reasonable price, then see all the dlc that is more than double the cost of the game.

would be much better if it had half that diameter
big ass slices are shit

Man I feel this. I love Paradox games but there is always $1400 of fucking DLC even though you can find the base game on sale for like 5 bucks.

I'd unironically eat that.

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A modern pizzeria takes off one or two slices and charges you extra to have the "complete set"
it also gets half cooked so some parts of the pizza are raw
Also some places charge so much for such little pizzas
I think we got a metaphor here

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youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

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I hope the persona you care about the most dies of a brain tumor, you sick fuck.

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Same but I would probably slice it up and eat only tiny pieces at a time and wait until i'm hungry again. I couldn't imagine eating 1/4th of that in one sitting

Jesus Christ

Would you a 'zager right now?

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Why would you wish that on jack frost

Just make your own.

That pizza looks great, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it

yo wtf is this??

Where's the pepperoni and pineapple?

>its actually better than the product
I love making my own pizzas

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Looked awesome until around halfway through.

I DON'T LIKE PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA

HOLY COW THAT IS NASTY

DLC to be purchased seperately

That is one filthy ass fucking restaurant.

But pepperoni is sweet juicy goodness, how could you not like it on your pizza?

hello fellow italians what are we doing ton..

BY THE POPE

Pepperoni is good stuff. I like the salami slices on my pizza.

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I love this video and watch it monthly.

>cooking directly on the oven grill
I seriously hope none of you do that. seriously

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>try to make my own pizza
>always end up with a soupy mess on top of the cheese
Are you supposed to dry out the toppings or some shit before baking?

Degrease it!

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nah I just put it in for a certain amount of time and I let it cool after baking

People who put fruit and vegetables on pizza (Mushrooms are ok) should be hanged

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If you are not skilled in your craft, why would you record yourself?

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Based and Margheritapilled

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>devs consciously try to piss off the players

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Dunning Kruger.

I wonder how far you'd need to run to expend that amount of empty calories.

Step aside peasants.

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I ate something similar to that before: Two slices of deep dish blt pizza with a burger patty inbetween. One of the greatest things I’d ever consumed.

my soul drained out of my face watching this

Could probably walk to the moon

>he doesn't put peppers on his pizza
fuck man, you might be born with a special kind of gay

>Olives
Holy fuck kill yourself

>margarita
Margherita*

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sorry for off-topic, unrealistic electric damage and death animations

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Jokes on you I am gay

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t. pineapple subhuman

Too noisy. Less is more

t. cheese minimalist

Pizzas

Modern map design and excessive detailed bullshit they have to add to every one

There was something comfy about giant empty concrete and steel industrial sites.

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No gorgonzola.

pineapple is great but it only works well with some toppings, like ham. Not my go-to topping but I never understood the hate-boner niggers have for it

You're right, modern games are so full of barrels and crap everywhere you really have nowhere to go but straight down the narrow path. There's barely any freedom

A pizza can be perfect with just pepperoni though.

Bet you eat it sideways aswell

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Not only would you be having a battle over eating the damn thing, the war with your asshole will go likely go on for hours afterwards.

What's wrong with onions and peppers? They compliment the meat.

Based

I usually eat it normally
But i leave a little bit at the end then roll it with the crust

i remember these types of images were pretty popular ages ago but then epic meal time ran the concept of food combinations into the ground and kept going until they melted in our earths core

>That's right, extra anchovies on my pizza please

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B A S E D

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hes already dead don't be cruel

the only good ones

its how frozen pizzas are meant to be cooked, frozen pizzas are shit anyways, having strong opinions about it either way basically make you a low class no hoper.

Post fantastic looking pizzas

youtube.com/watch?v=vcfNpDtVqOw

pizza huts buffalo wings are fucking delicious
prove me wrong

Unresponsive inputs.

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seems worth a try but i would definitely skip the rosemary.

if you dont eat it upside down so the cheese and meat is on your tongue you have no opinion on pizza

strangle yourself with some cooked pasta

pizzahut/wingstop wings are actually good and you could serve them at a pub easily. when you compare them to dominoes soggy ass wings that taste like mush and they sky rocket in value.

Childhood is thinking that Pineapples on pizza is bad, adulthood is realizing that Corn is a better topping than all the rest.

he is very proud of his pizza and the little "tricks" he uses to show off his skill.

I would never eat pizza in brazil though.

to be clear I'm taking about their boneless ones
I don't know if they even have boned wings

UMA DELICIA

Your obsession with white people is tantamount to /pol/‘s obsession with jews. Seek help and act normal

Wingstop are the best wings
There is one opening like 5 mins where i live. I love this timeline again

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Not what i was expecting, wich i guess makes me the bad guy. However, some delicious shit i would still eat in this thread

I wouldnt eat anything from brazil

i hate when gameplay is clunky for no reason, and bad hitboxes.
on pizzas i like olives, sausage (not pepperoni i never tried that but i bet its nice) rocket salad, speck, mascarpone (cheese), and colonnata's lard, anchovies, raw ham, 4 seasons.

>Olives
Reeeeee

Yeah get fat you fat bastard, so i can play with your fat rolls while you keep gobblin down that chicken and get even fatter!

Spoke like a true "one of those people" that post had nothing to do with skin colour

whats wrong with olives

There just gross
The niggers of the fruit world

Besides Domino’s and Pizza Hut, what’s your favorite place to get pizza?

Mine is Blaze Pizza, it’s always so good...

>A one way trip to shits city, please

But I'm a guy user
That's a sin desu

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All of these "epic meal time" style abominations always sound good in theory ("wow, it's a bunch of comfort foods slapped together into one huge meal!") but the end result is always a gross greaseball that clogs your throat and is an indistinguishable mess of uncomplimentary flavors and textures. It really isn't pleasant at all. Too much bacon in particular is really overpowering, but it's always such a mainstay of this sort of thing because "lol bacon xD"

Ignore him, he's a child who likes his food sweet and hates any form of vegetables in his palette.

>i have the palette of an 8 year old

>pizza with tomato chunks in it

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>and hates any form of vegetables in his palette
>while talking about pizza
Bruh

Playing with your baby smooth fatrolls is based. Now get to it and get fat. i wanne see it swobble and bobble. Also get more fat on the arms, so i can spray them black and you can spread your arms and have batwings like a goddam fat batman

>persona
*demon

Blaze is pretty good. I get the white top with a bunch of siracha sauce. Other than that, I usually go for local places. I live in New York so you can probably tell how many options I have.

Pizza is a vegetable though

Tomatoes aren't vegetables.
As much as I disagree with that fact.

Someone redpill me on why pineapple pizza is bad? The sweetness of the pineapple complements the salty cheese.

Pizza is though

>rubs his shitstained paws all over it

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>tfw no places around me put the cheese over everything

>There just gross
>The niggers of the fruit world
olives have a lot of benefits and are healthy:
- monounsaturated fats
- antioxidants
- help with digestion which is good because pizza is heavy to digest
- containts lots of vitamin e
and a loooooooot of other good things that i dont have the time to explain
if you dont like olives thats okay but do not bully olives. they dont deserve it

Depends on the rest of your toppings, aboslut noting. It's a meme, you can't argue about something like taste in food. If you like it, you like it.

I hate sweets now
I'm a spicy faggot now
I like vegetables but not on pizza

Timed underwater stealth escort missions.

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lol bacon is a good thing
it keeps the muslims and kikes at bay

Because it clashes horribly with everything that isn't a sweet-based taste. It's perfectly fine on a BBQ chicken pizza, but should be avoided like the plague on a marinara sauce-based one.

Go to bed Congress.

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I'll have a thin crust with pineapples, pickles, and onions please

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It's because Americans are retarded. They can't fathom things that are different between their little units. These are the same people who will lynch you for putting on certain toppings on a hotdog. It's why you have so much controversy about what's an authentic pizza between cities that just do things differently.

I'm sorry user
Sorry Olives

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I made some fried chicken today.

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This meme doesn't make sense since people chew their food so all the aromas reach the tongue anyway.

post ze ja/ck/ webm

Having actually watch that fucking video what he's saying is even worse.
>You can remove 20-40 calories just by dabbing the grease off the pizza

what the FUCK

I put some chilli flakes on my homemade pizza today, it was pretty good.

Making this shit yourself is so easy, if you don't have stand mixer you can always go poverty tier and just make your pizzas on top of flatbreads. The price for a can of tomatoes to make sauce out of is next to nothing, cheese is cheap, toppings are a few cents. You can make a pizza for 2 dollars worth of ingredients that's better than a 10 dollar takeaway.

Did you cover them in shit?

>You can remove 20-40 calories just by dabbing
I did that and people laughed at me, asking if i'm 12 year old.

haven't seen these in a loooong time

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>if you don't have stand mixer you can always go poverty tier and just make your pizzas on top of flatbreads
Imagine being so fat that you are not able to knead the dough yourself.

To this day, I can't help but wonder why people fuck up something that's impossibly easy to make.

Seasoning Salt
Flour and shake off the excess
Dip in a cooking oil of your choice for 12-15 minutes

How do you niggers manage to fuck this up everytime!?

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Can we all agree that people who use forks on pizza should be shot?

>I would never eat pizza in Brazil though.
That's an understatement. I wouldn't even trust that weird sauce that he put on it.

It's good in moderation, but when you make a big fucking weave out of it, you end up with a gross layer of grease fabric.

says the pepe poster

No need to get our hands dirty. AIDS will kill that fag eventually.

I can make a sole exception for authentic Chicago-style deep dish pizzas because those damn things are more pies than actual pizza. Otherwise, I'll only agree on the condition that pineapplefags get thrown into the line of fire.

It pairs up perfectly with just jalapeno.

He's not wrong, though. The legendary autist Ulillillia lost a ton of weight eating nothing but degreased pizza.

Never tried a Chicago pizza
Is it as deep as they say desu?

Sometimes there's battles worth fighting for

Kneading dough often is fucking hot garbage, though. I did it for a while, but it's so much effort. Making sauce is easy as shit, you just put some shit in a pan and then put a batch in the fridge when you're done, but there's a fucking reason a lot of people don't bother making their own bread. It's slow work.

They can be if you're willing to cough up the dough pun intended.
If you don't live in Chicago, your only hope of getting an "authentic" once is from Uno.
Always go for the meaty ones, never the veggie shit.

We are not talking about croissants here.
Making passable pizza dough is easy as shit.

>cardboard frozen pizza
absolutely disgusting

Its a good topping but just redditors thinking theyre quirky for hating a topping

I thought this the the child porn thread.

I think it all started when Gordon Ramsay said he hates pineapple on pizza, and the people who also hated it decided that was the word of god and complete justification to invalidate a widely popular topping. Muh flavor profiles, etc. He's taken a stand against sweet and spicy as well, which was when I began to realize he has shit taste. Never treat one man's food opinions like the objective truth.

Who buys a pizza from somewhere uncut
That's weird as shit dude

>He's taken a stand against sweet and spicy as well
I've never heard that, he just doesn't like pineapple on pizza much
Also the dude has gotten three Michelin stars multiple times, I do unironically trust him more than random people on the internet

I swear, the anti-pineapple militia might just push me to such levels of degeneracy.
Anyone here actually have corn on pizza before? How is it? What does it go with?

now search how to breathe air like a faggot

Pineapple and jalepenos on pizza is patrician taste.

He lost that weight through sheer force of coding
He did so much coding the fat literally dropped off him

Corn on pizza isn't good in my opinion.
Now, buttered corn in ramen. That's the shit

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Domino's unironically makes the best pizza, even better than anything I had in Italy when I visited.

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It's a, and I hesitate to use this word but there's no better approximation, meme.
At some point it became like, a culture-wide in-joke to play up how much you hate pineapple on a pizza. I would say a majority of people think it's weird or unappealing to the point of refusing to eat it because the sweetness or juiciness of the pineapple contrasts with the flavors of the rest of the pizza.

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