A cat in crime

I took a weird going into games machine years ago. Living the dream.

Stop using the C word.
Thanks

This new DLC actually looks pretty fun, I wonder if Yea Forums is actually talking about the ga-
...*sigh*

Too bad the new content will be less than like an hours worth, multiplayer might be fun though

ummm no :)
10 time pieces is about 4 hours worth of content

Post more Hat Kid damn it

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cunny cunny cunny
show me fannies show me cunny when it's rainy when it's sunny it's not funny i'll give you money as long as i see fresh cunny

>mating press
>Hat Kid
>Hat
>Kid

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This game was legit fun, amazing how in the year of "mah women mc" someone created an MC so based with just facial expressions alone.

So..its just "press" then?

imagine a puffy little vulva haha

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puffy little boypussy more like
girls don't wear those tranny ninja masks

>tfw missed this game on the humble monthly
I will live forever with regret.

Based on typical threads, you weren't going to play it anyway. Just be like the rest of the idiots and just cunny post.

>tfw legitimately enjoy the gameplay of this game and want to discuss the lvl design and new dlc features but all i hear is cunny this cunny that and other disgusting lolicon pedo degeneracy

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she looks like a kirby there

but how do you fuck video game characters if the devs never made naked textures for them?

I went off once during one of these threads and was told to "calm down, it's just a joke." So we just have to take it and just go somewhere else to actually talk about it.

g2a has it up for $3

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youtube.com/watch?v=zYQ_zH3-Ofc&feature=youtu.be&t=19

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Hat kid is just Klonoa 2.1 at this point

>

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diamonds

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>expecting Yea Forums to talk about video games
>*sigh*
Are you fresh from reddit or something?

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Yea Forums needs to find better material than "hmm, this guy isn't fitting the mold of everyone else, he must be from this specific one website that isn't this one."

user... I finished my backlog and I actually play the games I buy

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Then neither of us should be here.

So yes?

I know, this thread ain't even vidya.

You seem to know more about reddit, you tell me.

I'm attempting to play hat kids game for the 3rd time

!!!!

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Do not do it!

Reminder that these threads break global rule 3 every time it's posted. You know what to do.

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I am well aware of the real use of the medical mask. That's why I called them medical masks and not tranny masks.

It's not pornographic.
You know what to do.

>all of these [Deleted]

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Do it and see what happens.

Sorry, I'm just used to people not knowing what they're ever talking about and are just spouting shit on autopilot.

ok m-master janny

>All these people who have never seen any kind of photograph of a busy East Asian city.
>All these people with tranny-induced PTSD.
Fucking hell m8s, you're pathetic.

Crime and gangsters aren't cool! They're a bad influence and turn the children into immoral hyenas!

you guys are fucking obsessed

>Yeah yeah I know, now gimme your wallet, buddy. And I want your pants too.

But these are my only good pants and I'm on my way to an interview!

Bugmen wear masks because their cities look like this

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based janny

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Guys I never really got into Banjo/Mario etc as a kid but this game looks sorta cool and has really good user reviews. Is it worth grabbing for £10?

>pollution is so bad they have a billboard just to remind you what the sky looks like
That's some apocalypse shit.

Yes.

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Yes user thanks for explaining

that's china.

seething

Have you ever watched or played Mario Sunshine?

this game is better than banjo and all mario games s oyes youll probably like it
it also has mods and steam workshop support, you can mod new maps, characters and even game modes. there's even a warioware mod

I can't imagine somebody actually feeling enthusiastic about more Hat in Time.

Mario sunshine is probably my favourite mario entry, so if it's anything like that then I'm sold.

The physics and base gameplay are essentially Mario Sunshine minus the FLUDD and with dive cancelling.

Now this is art

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I thought the gallery was a neat idea if a tad narcissistic.

i want to fuck hat kid

>460485297
Good for you.

Turn out making an actual character rather than a walking vagina for virtue signaling is how you are supposed to do it.

I want to play A Hat in Time with Hat Kid from the game A Hat in Time

Is there anyone more smug than Hat Kid?

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Maybe King Moustache Girl right before you whoop her ass with the power of friendship.

Name a better mod then hat kid swears

I love the game, but let's talk about the bad side of it otherwise it's not love
>Hat Kid sticks to wall too much making precise maneuvers difficult
Also something mostly related to Death Wishes is the laziness of the mapmakers, the game have a great emphasis on detail placement and positioning to avoid depth confusion, things completely ignored while making the DW challenges.

will multiplayer be usable by pirates? i am mostly broke and i want to play this game. i'll buy it when i have more cash

no

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cool. at least i'll have the singleplayer to play while Yea Forums threads die like a fast flame, like they always do

The shit depth of field that makes everything more than 10 meters away blurry that's enabled by default and you have to go to the deep end of the graphical options menu to disable and even then they try to tell you it's "how the game was meant to look like". What the fuck were they thinking?

fuck off mecha

>fight italian mafia
>join japanese mafia
what did they mean with this?

Japanese Mafia didn't start all this and she doesn't have Moustache Girl as a bad influence.

Why does Kid Hat have a giant zipper?

so is there a server browser and maps you can coop with randoms? or how does the online work?

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In the hood?
More like in the hat!

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two modes:
>Friends: Play in groups of up to 50 players by entering a group name!
>Public: Play with 3 other strangers who can see you, but cannot affect you!
notes:
>Mess with eachother! You can hit, explode, shake and play catch with eachother, and more!
>(Note: Some game features are deliberately not synced in Online Party, to avoid griefing)

local clothes designers were out of belts

>3 other strangers who can see you, but cannot affect you!
gay
>Note: Some game features are deliberately not synced in Online Party, to avoid griefing
double gay
hype = gone

>>(Note: Some game features are deliberately not synced in Online Party, to avoid griefing)
?

so its literally nothing. You fuck around in some shitty lobby and cant even play levels together

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I thought the staff hates Kid Hat?

The trailer literally shows players together in the levels.

any new shadman yet?

A bat high on thyme

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>cant play with 50 randoms. have to be some circlejerk group of ppl

are the devs fucking retarded?

Are you saying you don't have friends?

I still want Hat Woman lewding Shadkid

Yes

who has 50 friends?

Oh. Sorry m8.
I mean, no one has 50 friends but you could fake it by joining a community who likes to do this kinda shit.

why handicap the online capability to steam groups like that? are the devs fucking retarde?

>Why utilize the platform the game is on?
I guess they are retarded.

I GUESS there is some limitation like game becomes unstable on 4+ people with weaker machines so they wanted to keep public lobbies manageable.

PECK

Enjoy your three day vacation you hecking swearer.

are you sure you want that?

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im sorry but I just have to inform you how much I hate people who go and ask from anonymous people if X is worth it. There are much better ways to inform yourself on a product than this and worth is always subjective as is taste.

Come and get me

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only now did I realize hat girl was actually a girl and not a boy pretending to be one

I pirated this game but would buy it if they just gave out more details on mutilplayer. Can you do custom maps, deathwish challenges, and boss rush with 50 people?

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They were clearly Russian.

This is your brain on Yea Forums.

You can't be serious.

>handicapping the way people can play together is now utilizing

you are bigger retard than the devs

So are you going to explain your standing or are you going to keep calling everything retarded?

why lock playing with more than 4 players behind some shitty steam group mechanic?
are you fucking braindead?

>To play Online Party, head to the Online Party terminal located in the main hub of Hat Kid’s Spaceship You need 7 Time Pieces for the terminal to show up, OR you can set your Online Party settings in the main menu. Be sure to check the box to enable Online Party, and enter the name of the lobby you’d like to join. If you leave the lobby name blank, you will only see occasional random guests, and they won’t be able to affect your game!

>If you’re creating your own lobby, and the lobby name is already in use, you’ll join that game. If that happens, simply change your lobby name to claim your own! Your friends simply enter the lobby name from their terminals and they’ll join you!

support.hatintime.com/hc/en-us/articles/360021908494-How-do-I-play-online-multiplayer-Online-Party-

Because that's all they have to work with having published the game on Steam?

>loose controls
if it weren't for hat girl being cute people wouldn't shill it

what a pathetic excuse. show me a steam game that restricts online to steam groups lmao

cat crime

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Can't wait. It also gives me motivation to play through the assload of Workshop levels.

>they took a perfectly functionl feature and locked it behind steam for no reason whatsoever
how do you even come up with that

how is the map dev toolkits? are there any good maps

I wanna fuck the cat boss

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There are loads of good maps and the toolkit is Unreal Engine itself, so you can make whatever you're capable of with enough time and effort.

>patriarch
hmm...

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Matriarch

Hat Kid is actually a boy. Just dresses that way since it's natural on his planet.

Post adult Hat Girl

>Because that's all they have to work with having published the game on Steam?
what did he mean by this

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thattechnique.tumblr.com/tagged/hat_adult

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Sauce?

paheal

I want a hat

I want you to have a hat

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Dancin

is what you do