What's your sign?

CAPRICORNS RISE UUUUUUUP!
WE GONNA TAKE THIS PLACE OVER ONE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY AT A TIME

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>"mario bros." top left
>whilst luigi is bottom right
>"king kong"
Who made this trainwreck.

>yoshi
fuck this

Why is Mario "Mario Bros", when Luigi is a separate entree?

Hah, faggot.

>Wario
YES

>king kong
HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH

>missed being a Daisy by a few days and slipped into Wario mode
At least I've still got my personality.

user, you're not alone...

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Peach
I'm a pretty princess

true

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>Toad
eh, not too bad.

Where my toadettes at?

wallelujah

>Birdo
Fuck.

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You're just jelly you ain't a DKchad

>Toad
fuck

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>Waluigi
Great, I am fucking pointless.

Bowser, fitting

Who Bowser here?

Fucking Toadette
Kill me please

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>king kong

>mfw i'm yoshi

have you played super paper mario, paper luigi is more based than the regular luigi

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haha

Fuck me, 2 days earlier and I'd be a wario chad

>May 28
WTF! I love penis now!

Same.

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But I am

>Yoshi
At least I'm rich after all that tax fraud.

Sup my fellow toadettes

Oh, I’m a Bowser?

Cool

>Wario
Fuck yes.

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Based Waluigi

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Luigi bros stand by

feels good to be a wario chad

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>wario
I am ok with this.

based

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>missed peach by one day
FUCKIN BIRDO
also why is mario "mario bros." when luigi is seperate?

>Donkey Kong
Why do I have to be the shitty nigger?

>Birdo
disappointed

Nice.

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>Wario
Nice

Toadbros..?

>Wario
I am very happy with this

>toad

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Peach

Because Mario is a bro, and Luigi isn't.

I got the Dino tranny

>green favorite color
>always pick Luigi in Mario Party / kart
>got Luigi
'tis destiny. Mario horoscope > astrology shit

>mother fucking Wario
I knew there was a reason I picked him in Mario Kart 64

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I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING BUTTFUCK FUCKHOLE FUCKWIT FUCKASS JACKFUCK FUCKCUNT AIDSFUCK FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK

>year of Wario

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Same.
Fitting since I wish I was a cute girl like her.

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Nice

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But I am?

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>I'm a fucking Toad
Fucking hell, end me

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>Luigi
oh yeh

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hitler is bowser
deepest lore

Fuck.
>not yoshi

>Waluigi
Better than Birdo

Luigichads rise up

>Wario
Yeah, I'm thinkin I'm based

embrace the wah

Birdo? No!

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King Kong here.

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WAH
Waluigi niggas where we at

The zodiac is fucked up for sign order, this is just taking that and changing the signs.

>King Kong

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Fucking Birdo, great.

>the months are purely fictitious
based and anti-gregorianpilled

King Kong >>>>> Birdo cucks

I feel prettier already :)

>Toad
Hell yes, I always played as him in every spinoff.

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>missed waluigi by a week and have to be a nigger instead
At least i get to use expand dong jokes

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>Daisy
Fine by me

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I hereby name myself Disgusting Cock Massacre

ENTJ-A.
Bloody horoscope threads smdh

>he doesn't know