Defend this

90s appeal for the kids who grew up with Sonic in his heyday

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why does he have rings that teleport people

JUST
U
S
T

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youtube.com/watch?v=RYgiLFRcW3A

Because rings are used to teleport in the original games dumbass zoomer

The creators know they're going to be rolling in those youtubebait bux a la emoji movie. Smart as fuck if you ask me.

no they don't

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they absolutey dont

damn black ops, now that was a game

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>what are special stages

not canon

>giant rings bigger than he is that he cant just pull out of his fur

it would have been salvageable if they just used an in game model and im being serious. like the computer generated version in wreck it ralph. there's no way to make sonic a realistic looking character. its just stupid. literally lift his assets from wreck it ralph and animate it near real people. idec about jim carry playing robotnic. better yet just make t fully animated if you absolutely have to make a sonic movie. I'm not mad who give a shit about a sonic movie but this almost seems like they are trying to kill the franchise

its sonic
it has to be as bad as possible

Looks unironically like a fun watch. Why is Yea Forums so up-in-arms about this when they hate Sonic anyway? True Sonic fans will appreciate it and the broad appeal will bring in new fans just as intended. If you want a dumb anime adaptation instead of realism, watch Sonic X instead of bitching and disliking the video.

>people shit on new sonic
>i never thought about throat fucking sonic before

I feel like no one is mentioning that “basic” line, but it is so fucking horrible, good lord

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BLUE ARMS?!?

oh yah, an area you never see or visit

Unironically, they literally couldn't have done a worse job with sonic. I literally cannot imagine what the design team were smoking when they came up with this.

Every appealing aspect of the original character - the oversized boots, the joined eyes, the arms, the non-furry appearance, even the fucking nose looks wrong. It looks like a child in a sonic fursuit.

I've seen SFM porn of sonic that's better than this. Fucking hell.

retard zoomer

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youtube.com/watch?v=mqHxGoFERZw
why couldn't the movie look like this, bros

Uhhhh.... nigger music?

defend this

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yah, remember when he takes that and puts it into his back pocket to use whenever he wants?

Moving the goalpost retard, you said it didnt teleport. It does

yah, and he takes it out of his pocket to throw at those people

if you've got all the emeralds a big ring = 50 regular ones, so it's not implausible to think it works the other way too

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...

At the end of each stage in Sonic 1? Hidden all over in Sonic 3&K?

Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here.

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WHAT VIDEO GAME IS THIS????

I don't care what Yea Forums, Metacritic or Boomerfans say. That game was pretty cool

Being retarded on purpose, I see. Fine, I can play that game too.

mE LikE EATInG pOoPOO

Soul
Soulless

Apart from Sonic's design looking just as dumb in motion as in stills and the weird choice of music, trailer looks fine. Might actually go and see it.

I can't...

I want to fuck him.

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(((Gee I have no idea)))

Ya cuz that's the only song that existed in the 90s......dumbass. Stop trying to cope. It was a shitty choice. Admit it

OH MY GOD IT'S STILL WORSE THAN I POSSIBLY COULD HAVE IMAGINED

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This is the scariest fucking thing I've seen in my entire life.

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You know what? Fuck you. You were probably born in 2000 or some shit and don't understand just how fucking great and iconic the 90s were. You'll never understand the joy of running through levels as the fastest hedgehog alive because all you ever did was play shitty mobile games and free2play garbage. I really pity you, but you still need to fuck off and let people enjoy these things instead of autistically shitting on everything your tiny zoomer mind cannot comprehend.

>two eyeballs
The fuck?
Did they even look at what Sonic looks like?

I'M A MAN OF THE LAND I'M INTO DISCIPLINE GOTTA BIBLE IN MY HAND AND A BEARD ON MY CHIN

How do we know this ain't a midget furry cosplaying

By normies for normies
They don't care about true fans or people witn video games knowledge

BUT IF I FINISH MY CHORES AND YOU FINISH THINE THEN TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1699

heh gotta go fast

I think he looks cool.

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I can't fucking believe the Carrot Slat is doing the voice for Sonic

do it to it

>Ya
>cuz
>long ellipses
You type like a faggot

This movie is a crime against humanity.

THE TEETH

Looks like the annoying orange

how does he mate though?

...

Anyone have the fake leaked script that has Jim Carey getting hit with a van or whatever?

>smaller nose
>pointy ears
>bigger eyes
>darker blue
The concept design unironically looks better, what the fuck were they thinking?

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>movie
what the fuck there's to defend
only a retard would defend movies based on games
they are all shit

I will unironically watch this movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=7I_q-91TMi4

TWO HEDGEHOGS LOST THEIR LIVES
LIVING IN ROBOTNIK'S PARADISE

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This fan film was boring as fuck.

Where are the fucking GLOVES? That would improve his design 10 fold.

Yeah, the zombie mode was the shit.

MY BITCH

Defend this

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Stop that

Aw this one's a cute pic though

Yah remember when Sonic canonically cannot die while he has one single ring

And that time when there's this visible timer that appears over his head causing him to go "wtf are these numbers" and a live orchestra plays a death march when he's going to drown

And that other time where he could die multiple times because he has ethereal "extra lives" thingies canonically

You fucking faggot

that man is gen x

at least that looks true to the source material.

lets go

this was still terrible

Pretty amazing that that pic actually looks good by comparison.

I CAN'T

They were trying to be weird/out there.

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I'll watch it but I'm not expecting much

I never do from Hollywood

>black hedgehog
>violent
>armed
>thief

oh..

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What is it about sonic that brings out this kind of autism? Does the trailer look like they give a shit about being true to the franchise?

Did anyone else get an "AVGN Movie" vibe from the trailer?

Why is there a literal NIGGER singing in my japanese video game movie?

Desperate nincel
They’re both shit

The movie seems a bit weird, but nothing horrifying outside of Sonic's wonky looking design.

Jim Carrey makes a cool Eggman.

Uh... meow?

That's one thing you should ask that user

Apparently, for him, giant rings can't be of the teleporting kind if Sonic can also somehow keep them in his "pocket"

>what are creative liberties
What? How are special stages not canon? Even if they aren't canon for some weird reason neither is this movie.

I WANT A COLDSTEEL THE EDGEHOG MOVIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW WARNER BROTHERS

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Oh god anyone know how CWC is feeling about this right now?

Honestly I didn't think it was THAT bad. Sonic's design is shitty, which is pretty bad since he's the main charcter, but Jim Carrey as Eggman seems pretty promising and I'll watch the movie happily for him.

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Anyone who still cares about that mentality hill tranny is probably mental too

Absolutely awful shot of Sonic. Looks like Ken Panders designed him.

I got one of these babies on my fridge, will zip it like there is no tomorrow on friday.

This is what happens when you make confrontation taboo.
I guarantee multiple people thought that looked like complete ass but no one said anything and here we are.

Check that picture again.

Christina's gonna shoot up a theater, calling it now.

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yah remember when sonic held on to 95 rings all at once

SAME

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oh, good call user. didn't bother to enlarge it. wish i hadn't now.

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Kill me, Pete. I've seen enough.

Glad I'm not the only one who saw this.

How does he know cats go meow

It's because that entire scene was garbage. Jim Carey as Robotnik could have been so good too. Write him like a normal villain and just have him ham it up and improv as much as possible.

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the mouth is still done like the toon style instead of the movie style

I'd still fuck it

That mouth looks too feminine. Reminds me of those small mouth cuties with little teeth and lack of jaw

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uncanny

looks like that one brit animator (rathergood?) who made those creepy as fuck animations in flash

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WHY GANSTER PARADISE? WHY?

Jim carrey as Doctor Eggman

Sonics design has always been shitty, the games sold entirely based off of speed and the story

Weird how his design looks ten times worse in motion than it did in the leak.

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Why do the animations in Western movies always look so damn shit?

It's going to be the most entertaining movie of 2019, without a doubt.

I find it weird that they left the eye sockets outlines of where his eyes should actually be.

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All the marvel films look great.

soul
soulless

>he doesn't have socks in this image but he does in the trailer
How come?

Literally the most iconic video game character design next to Mario.

Because their nike promotion fell through and they had to replace the shoes with pumas.

Nike are idiots, they let a goldmine slip through their fingers.

>Segafags suck this much dick
Im sorry for you

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>Segafags suck this much dick
He said Sega's product sucked, though.

Poo eyes

HEDGEHOG AMERICA CONFIRMED

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now everyone will know that sonic died after sega stopped making consoles

I'm convinced that this movie is one big money laundering scheme.

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So what was this part at the end about?
The previous frames show eggman in his truck then pushing a button before switching to pic related
The trailer overall was short so i think this could be a the final act where they go to sonic's world and hopefully sonic will look better here and more cartoonish

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I LOVE SONIC

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it's going to be the teaser for the sequel we'd rather have

Man i miss Youtube annotations

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hahahahahahaha shut up your black

>just noticed his gross, furless-on-palm monkey paws on top of everything else
>"if it doesn't look like this it'll look weird, trust us" they said
were they high

To appease the animeonly brainlet fans of JoJo part 5 because their tiny minds thinks that a mafia/gangster jojo set in in Italy must have gangster in the song title

based wtf

Eggman is going to follow sonic through one of those teleportation rings to Mobius at the end of the film to set up a sequel.

that's some furry on the 3d designer team's fetish in action

furry pawfags are the footfags of the fandom and have the same weird obsession with lots of wrinkles/detail of hands/feet except with paws

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EVEN THAT COCKSUCKER SONICFOX HATES IT.

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Haha. Another reason I haven't been to an American cinema in 20+ years

STOP IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE

was a shitpost, but the joke was already made, so taking a dump here

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well, she's still got it

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it's pretty chilli dug

Looks like a kid in a sonic suit. That one image that says "you cant abort what you cant catch". It doesnt look like Sonic proportionally, I wonder why they decided to do that, itd be like making Pikachu in that new movie look like a small child and not the proportions of Pikachu.

still looks weird but it's a huge improvement

>Eggman isn't fat
they had one job

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meow

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Looks like that Goofy cosplayer

he looks like phil fish

Supremely based
Sonic does it again lads

>one giant eye with 2 pupils
This will always bother me

This gay nigger couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

Kek

>that like to dislike ratio

i was expecting normies to like it tbqh senpai

Not really. Also the outfits in the Marvel movies look like shit. But that's not a Western issue, in GoT the outfits look good.

Sonicfox aside, because hardly anyone actually cares about that niggerfaggot, I have loads of friends of mine that are furries like myself and not a single one of them expressed any interest in watching this movie. It's only okay when we're the ones fucking up your childhood for you, not Paramount Pictures.

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After seeing the trailer I think Chris Chan will legitimately kill someone over this movie.

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Sonic has always seemed lame to me ever since Adventure, so I don't see the difference.

>Halloween shirt
Based

>Can run at supersonic speeds
>Can't dodge a dart gun
And they accidentally ripped off Pop Team Epic with that joke.

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>Sega getting blown the fuck out perpetually

Sonic is and has always been shit and it only makes money from autistic children.

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James Marsden must be a fucking masochist

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Let's not revisit that one, please.

It's popular to shit on Sonic and praise Pokemon regardless of how low that goes too. Not saying that Sonic doesn't deserve it in this case, just pointing it out.

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Am I the only one that liked the trailer? I mean, yeah, Sonic should look different but I kind of feel vibes from the Sonic Adventure games.

It's intentionally bad like the emoji movie.
People will talk endlessly about it as free advertising.
People will go see it to see how bad it is or to make epic posts about it online.
It becomes a no effort low cost/high profit project as a result.

>Sonic Movie won best gamer of the year before it's out
dam he fast

The trailer is fine, it's just Sonic's design overshadows everything else. Oh, and Gangsta Paradise.

Idk what you all were expecting, it's a hollywood sonic movie
why would you expect anything better than this? I thought he'd look far worse desu

>James Marsden must be a fucking masochist

LOL! Talk about being typecast! What movie is the top image from? Seriously I have no idea.

I'm sorry you were right

The only "broad appeal" this has is so bad it's good appeal. Every decisio made regarding this movie has been a mistake. It may be the most beautiful failure of it's time, so long as they don't try to salvage it.

Exactly.
Every thread on Yea Forums and Yea Forums today has been people admitting they're seeing it for the memes. You're all laughing now, but Paramount will have the last laugh.
youtube.com/watch?v=uiBjGt3Cepg

>There are furries like myself
yeah kys

>People will go see it
I don't know about that.

nothing inherently wrong with being a furry, lighten up

The bunny on top looks more appealing and has more realistic fur than sonic, what the hell

This looks really bad but I at least hope Jim Carrey hams it up and pulls a Movie Bison tier performance but so far it just feels like Jim Carrey is playing Jim Carrey.

rekt

no

Sonic was always bad. Now the outside reflects the inside.

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Hop.

Every Sonic thread on Yea Forums is mocking Sonic fans and saying the "Autists are getting what they deserve" because "sonic was never good"

He has a minor white patch to try and replicate the monoeye, but it is far too subdued to work for that.

APOLOGIZE

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>LOL! Talk about being typecast! What movie is the top image from? Seriously I have no idea.

It's from a 2011 movie called "Hop" .

youtube.com/watch?v=VBR3jDS-Ad4

And honestly, the CG does look better. But also keep in mind that this Sonic movie won't hit cinemas until November 2019. It's not uncommo9n for trailer CG to be worse than what is seen in the final movie. Not that I am defending this movie. But it is not uncommon to use unfinished or incomplete CG shots in movie trailers. Happens all the time.

Sega honest to god just have Nintendo buy their asses already since they can barely take care of their selves.

It's going to do poorly no matter what, they're not going to make jack shit back compared to what they spent. I'm sure we'll get loads of "It's doing great! Ignore the critics! No we won't release proper numbers!" but at the end of the day a flop is a flop.

What does this have to do with the movie? Fuckin kek

I'm amazed they made it look even worse than that Pikachu shit. I didn't think it was possible.

that would make sonic even worse.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

YOU GUYS RUINED SONIC FOR EVERYOOOOONE!

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE ME LOOSE MY MARBLEEEES!!!

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I honestly think movie Sonic looks better
Detective Pikachu looks closer to Pikachu's design but that makes the uncanniness far worse
With Sonic it they didn't try to make him look just like one of the game designs and I already expected the design to look bad anyways so I don't mind as much

>using mocap cgi over pure cgi for shit like this
yikes

NO!

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what a little qt

I wonder what Sammy thinks of it.

If i was director, i would acquire rights to play this for sonic trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

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Wrong

I wonder what happened to sonic after he passed out

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he's clearly a furry

>defend this
>good reaction images
>funposting ammo
>good bait thread starter
There you go

indefensible

what if the sonic movie is being released like this to make us like detective pikachu better?

what if the same jew owns both enterprises and is playing us against each other?

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>Hop.

>It's from a 2011 movie called "Hop" .

Thanks.

CHRIS GET ON THE NEW COMICS ASAP!

>CHRIS GET ON THE NEW COMICS ASAP!

Detective Sonichu buddy cop movie with Chris as the partner.

They both look equally terrible.

sammy was trying to warn us

Why is he so unsinkable bros? Has there ever been a franchise that can so immaculately shit the bed in so many ways and still keep a massive devoted fan-base who worship the ground he walks on? Usually it just takes one, maybe two bad games to completely tank a character's relevance but somehow Sonic has made a career off of it.

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Is this bad movie part of the sonic cycle?

What the actual fuck that movie has both detective pikachu and sonic movie plot points.

Why isn't it Space Jam instead

>sonic doesn't wear seat belt
Uh oh

twitter.com/messytails/status/894913914231812096

Sonic fans will eat anything.

I dont' see any Sonic in there

Hell NO! Sonic it looks like that Woody Woodpecker movie from 2017 that Universal made to ca$h on brazilians

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I can't tell the difference

Make me.

>human teeth

i'm going to have nightmares

Sonic really looks like a cosplayer and not an androgynous animal. Especially put it this way.

>Sonic was always bad
Fuck off IGN

>cash in
>brazilians

Pick one.

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>implying Chris makes comics anymore
he died the second he tried cutting open his taint

Its to pay homeage to sanic

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>Nigger music in the trailer

I'm officially a Nazi now.
Fuck cultural enrichment

vocaroo.com/i/s0L4jFMkgsrZ
I'm sorry

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that's kinda cute though
helps that she already has human-like hair

defend this

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Sonic fans get taken in really early. The reason there's so much fetishistic and semi, if not outright, religious deviantart-tier shit in the fanbase is because much of it comes from repressed autistic kids with fundamentalist parents that see Sonic as a harmless franchise for their children. This pure autism, cultivated from a young age and refined over time, is basically what high-grade nitro is to low-tier gas; just a pinch can keep the series afloat for god knows how long.

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KEEP SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES

>Autists are getting what they deserve
And how is a movie going to hurt the Sonic fanbase in anyway? They already went through shit like Sonic '06 and Boom, a movie is barely going to do anything to them at this point
>because "sonic was never good"
Is this some sort of new meme?

BLUE ARMS!!!

>nothing inherently wrong with being a furry, lighten up

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Woody Woodpecker is insanely popular in Brazil for some reason

it's the porn, you can always find at least one good sonic rule34 being made every week or so
the series has infinite porn so it's always in peoples minds and when a new game comes out they buy it because of the subliminal advertisement

it's like they found a perfect way to disgust absolutely everyone, the typical game movie formula, piss off the fans by torturing it into a freak monster meant to appeal to the lowest normies that will in turn only confuse and disgust them.

oh nononononono

>
Sonic looks so fucking awful in this trailer holy fucking shit

better than your pedophilic religion at least

hue here
the dubbing makes it way funnier and it's been on syndication for decades

EEEERECTING A DISPENSER!

SPY SAPPIN' MY SENTRY!

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The longer I stare at it the worse it gets

could be worse, at least the trailer had funny jokes and the movie as a whole looks alright. i can get past the design once i'm engrossed in the movie. i'll still go to see it.

>better than your pedophilic religion at least
???

whatever at least I don't want to fuck dogs

Yes, his classic cartoons are funny and fun to watch in that old fashioned politically incorrect that you just don't see in modern cartoons anymore, that's all.

>Movie literally has a child kidnapping joke
>funny

vindicated

>lighten up
oh I will

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>CWC hasn't commented on the trailer yet
I wonder if it killed him?

Drink ammonia with bleach

She looks like she's mentally committed herself to murdering whoever she's looking at.

riddle me this you son of a bitch, how did you get born if zoophilia is wrong?

I donno, that's just what I picked up from lurking the 2 Sonic threads on Yea Forums.

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this is why the alt-right needs to be banned, you people are inherently violent

I'm a superior lifeform to you, there is no reason for

>him
Have some respect, tripnigger

>Hating furries means you are pol

Fuck off newfag, that shit is even older than hating bronies

only republican voting pigs hate furries

well my parents had sex with each other instead of with the dog.
maybe they do things differently at your place.

zoophilia isn't a good hill to die on, or maybe it is for you lol

Him.

leaks seem to be confirmed: at the end Eggman will be teleported to Sonic's world

it will probably be a post credits scene

>a-at least the games were good though
"No!"

That's royalty you're defaming, faggot!

your mother is not human

Set up for a sequel that won't happen because this isn't a super hero movie and it looks like trash

the one on the left literally looks like someone wearing footie pajamas
wtf are these proportions holy fuck

Reminder that Sammy's videos were jokes

Like pottery

neither is your future gf

Oh good, a movie actually relevant to the source material is held hostage as a sequel.

>Gangsta Paradise

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SEGA
HIRE
THIS
MAN

on the contrary, she has a beautiful feminine penis

Ppffffff

>autistic sonic fandom are adults now
>they have jobs
>some of them sit in Hollywood

You bet I will. Robotnik Carrey is the single saving grace this movie will have.

They want to make it legendary bad in my humble opinion to immortalize it as a meme

>androgynous
Are you sure that's the word you intended to use?

>implying Sonic fans like this in any capacity

Fuck off, degenerate. I'm no zionist.

Based
Charizard is shit

When you're about to bust a nut but you hear your mom walking up the stairs-

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Thats a giant ring not a regular ring

Literally the only thing that could possibly be good about this movie

Sega has nothing to do with this abomination.
Fans aren't making this movie. It's corporate executives feeding talking animal/human team up cliches into a neural network. Look at the Hop trailer posted above. ()

then you should understand that close minded bigotry is not the future

You have a problem with my music?

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>Fans aren't making this movie. It's corporate executives feeding talking animal/human team up cliches into a neural network. Look at the Hop trailer posted above.

There were some rumors flying around that people at Sega were not happy with Sonic's movie design either. But I guess they are going with it.

look on the bright side - they only need to crash the franchise 2 or 3 or 4 more times before we get adventure 3.

The fuck are you?

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Everyone on earth is racist. There is no cure, unlike the furry disease, which is easily cured by bullets.

STAR PLATINUM'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!

That's not bad!

You mean pedos can be cured by bullets. Furries can be ignored, they keep to themselves largely.

>everyone is racist
found the Trump voter, regret voting for him yet?

Nice try faggot. Yiff in hell.

don't fall for their maufactured meme
they want your free advertisment

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I immediately thought of this

I will now watch your movie.

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that's the best your going to get for a live action eggman

>reddit vocabulary
>le epic echoes
Go back

there's literally nothing wrong with furries

Who else is hyped for the Lazy Town feature film?

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I will.

WHY IS SONIC RELATED SHIT SO FUCKING WEIRD, THE FANS ARE CREEPY AS FUCK, OK, BY WHY EVEN THE OFFICIAL MOVIE IS AS WELL?

>Makes it look worse
like a clock.

I cannot. Doug Walker was a part of it.

It means his eyes were originally that size but they changed them because it was likely even worse somehow

>preferring the one on the left even ironically
Leave.

I never doubted Detective Pikachu, looks great.

Someone should edit this with a shitty Adobe Effects gunshot instead.

he's not wrong

Might want to wait untill people have forgotten about Kero again before spouting your propoganda furshitter.

He's triple wrong.

Defended

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I love how everyone is like but Jim Carrey is rocking it as Robotnik! If you take a bald cap, obscure the eyes with goggles and the rest of the features with his massive mustache then anyone in hollywood could play him. Please let this be the timeline where chris-chan shoots up a theater. I don't even care about sonic but this is the only way to make up for this

The only thing that matters is money. If this abomination makes enough money, we're getting a sequel.

>THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

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For everyone asking why Gangsta Paradise.
youtube.com/watch?v=KVrVhoDeXFM

>make Lazy Town feature
>Jim Carrey as Sportacus
>??? as Robbie Rotten
even as a furry I can see that this shit is fucked up

>If you take a bald cap, obscure the eyes with goggles and the rest of the features with his massive mustache then anyone in hollywood could play him.
Best part is that's literally the post-credits sequel hook.

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>found the Trump voter, regret voting for him yet?

Trump is the biggest Zionist supporter out there, but for some reason people are still programmed to think that he is the next Hitler. It really makes no sense at all. Hillary is just as bad, being a supporter of Chinese Communism. People who fall for the left vs right paradigm are idiots.

This is as good as it could possibly get. If the rest of this disaster in the making was half as good as Carey eggman we'd have a good movie

that was a lone individual suffering from mental illness

Can you both shut the fuck up

Hi Shrek.

no fucking way

found the Trump voter

holy shit

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This confirms that the realistic proportions are the main issue. Small beady eyes, tiny hands, giant legs and torso.

Nah this is more like it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mqHxGoFERZw

A proper CGI movie

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Cool now add glasses and a patchy beard

That's already happened. It's already been done like ten times today.

Good fucking lord, every single frame is a war crime.

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I've come to make an annoucement
youtube.com/watch?v=wgtI_MTrdi8

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Honestly, I think the writers seemed to have nailed the "Eggman Origin Story" if this is true. Super arrogant genius becomes more and more obsessed over someone making a fool out of him over and over again.

How the fuck.
Eleven years later and we got a fuckin 3D model like its from 2004, i will stay until the end of this dog shit movie just to see the credits hopefully to find out later who worked on designs for this movie.

Shut the fuck up. I don't care if you're from /pol/ or resetera. Just shut the fuck up.

Normies cannot match the sheer dedication and insanity of the sonic fanbase

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Dont worry guys, i fixed it.

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You joke but I swear to god most people would be scared to see that abomination at all, let alone hear it speak.

So once again Eggman is the best character. What else is new?

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if you look at this movie as if it was made bad on purpose then it is unironically kino

The Sonic series is full of highly sexist stereotypes, and it needs to be pointed out.

Nostalgia as it came out around sonic's raise to fame? I don't know either, but I think running in the 90's would've been better if it didn't deserve a good song already.

FUCK OFF

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