In philosophy

Pure pazaak

Pure Pazaak

...and do not tongue-punch the Miraluka's chocolate starfish

general........

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Yea Forums
>"Haha POO POO PEE PEE"
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

made me chuckle

>In cooking
>Chef asks me about cake
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Portal
>"The cake.. is a lie."
>Chef looks stunned, the entire kitchen gives me a round of applause.

>literature seminar at the university
>professor asks how would we sum up insanity
>vaasmontenegromonologue.mp3
>at the end of the semester she gives me an A for outstanding activity on her lessons

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>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

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Topkek

>at home, masturbation lessons
>Yea Forums demands i make a thread
>put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain OP from user
>'in philosophy, >Professor asks me about the concept of evil... (etc.)'
>Mom looks stunned, i give myself a round of applause.

That's you

all this time and i still dont know what the fuck toucan sam vision is

always funny

I really wish someone would do this irl and report back. Because I guarantee you that a philosophy teacher would 100% come back with a follow up question or challenge what you just said about evil and not a single person here would have a follow up. So instead of the story ending in applause it would go
>teacher looks stunned, asks me to clarify how definitions of evil are blurred and how they relate to arbitrary degrees
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>everyone laughs at me
>I pee my pants

Witcher Sense fucked with FoV.

Love the game but this is excellent pasta

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yes i know that but what the fuck does the cereal have to do with it

At least OP gave some people a chuckle, unlike you.

t. butthurt philosophy major

And still better than 90% of games

it's been a while since the last time I read this pasta.

>Implying any sane person would study philosophy in college and post here

No butthurt, only did one unit of love, sex and death. I'm just saying, guy.

Toucan's have eyes on the sides of their heads, thus the FoV. Man you're dumb.

>not this
youtu.be/FgLvhyUmrsw?t=73

>In economics
>Professor asks me about capitalism
>Number one: In 1945 corporations paid 50 percent of federal taxes. Now the pay about 5 percent.
>Number two: In 1900 90 percent of Americans were self-employed; now it's about two percent.
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

I like to think it was a nice spin on that meme. Whereas OP aka (you) made zero effort. If it were funny it would've gotten more yous.

no you idiot
fruit loops boxes came with a pair of glasses that had a certain tint on them which enabled you to solve a puzzle on the back of the boxes since it would highlight certain parts of a map/drawing or something, i dont remember exactly
thats why its called toucan sam vision

more like
>mom looks horny, gives me a blowjob and calls me a bad boy

Pasta aside that quote is absolutely fucking retarded and makes no sense whatsoever.

Well it was objectively shit spin and that shitty post still only has one (You) which is me calling it out for being shit. Fuck off, loser.

That's way too specific. Just call it ISpy vision or something at that rate.

toucan sam vision sounds way funnier

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of nihilism
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from kotor 2
>"Apathy is death. Worse than death, because at least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects.”
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

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It makes sense if you turn your brain off

From an long running American breakfast cereal commercial. Toucan Sam is the mascot of Froot Loops, who can always find the cereal by seeing an invisible trail of its scent in the air.

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Fuck off rikafag

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of god
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Morrowind
>"What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."
>Professor and class look stunned as they realize they got the false copy of Sunder

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>In geography
>Professor starts talking about the European Union
>I raise my hand
>"It's more than Europe (((they))) plan to unify"
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

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>In biology
>professor asks me to describe a fellow student
>put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>"hmm...big lips, wide nasal....what's this? watermelon? a nigger - gotta be
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause and lynches the nigger

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>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
ftfy

Abysmal delivery
2/10

lel

delete this right now

sry

>In optics
>Professor asks me about double rainbow phenomenon
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from League of Legends
>Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

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>In history
>Professor asks me about wars
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from GTA
>"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

im so angry sneaky ruined dark lux with that degenerate cosplay

>after class professor asks me to go to bowling with him

Pottery

>In government
>Professor asks me about the purpose of borders
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Ace Combat Zero
>"too bad buddy, this twisted game needs to be reset. We'll start over from zero with this V2 and entrust the future to the next generation"
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

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How so?

Stale pasta 2bh.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from SMT IV
> I say pic related
> Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

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>In philosophy
>Professor asks me my name
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Sekiro Shadows Die Twice
>"MY NAME-"

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me my name
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Hitman Blood Money
>"Names are for friends, so I don't need one"
>Professor looks strangled, the class gives me a SA rating

>In geography
>Professor asks me about the niagara falls
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from max payne
>"niagara.. as in you cry a lot?"
>Professor looks stunned and smacks me with a baseball bat

>In history
>Professor asks me about the Cold War
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Team Fortress 2
>"Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle. Look it up!"
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause as I get auto-balanced to another classroom

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It would make more sense if the villagers only payed half of those 10 crowns considering they were not real drowners. There's a mission in W3 where that happends when a gryphon is mistaken for a dragon.

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