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Can't be worse than Son of The Mask

So it looks cool to the target audience of the entire Sonic franchise? That's not so bad then.

SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE

How are there rockets coming out of the roof?

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Z-ZZA WARUDO

Honestly, what the fuck were you expecting for a Sonic movie? Something serious?

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lads, it's time. they've done. start up the edits.

somebody please edit the paris part to being some kind of holocaust like image. just fucking death, fire, and decay

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I just dont understand why the first thing I'm reminded when I look at a poster for a Sonic movie is Dr Strange. What a bizarre point of inspiration.

why does sonic sound like Ryan Reynolds? i thought he was Ben Schwartz?

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Why did they give him a fucking ass

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This is goatse material

Sonic is nightmare fuel

ass is important to run fast.

I think it looks great. It's a fucking kiddie movie, what did you expect.
Also Jim Carrey playing asshole Robotnik is a match made in heaven.

fuck man this would be so decent if they hadn't fucked sonic's whole design

is that a fucking mustache on his fur?

All wh*Toids sound the same desu.

NOOOO THE CHILDRENS MOVIE SNEEDS TO CATER TO MANCHILDREN INSTEAD OF CHILDREN

How the fuck is there supposed to be any tension, when Sonic apparently has Unlimited Za Warudo on tap?

Also, Eggman is fucking awful in this one. I like Jim Carrey, and even think he could play a decent Eggman in general, but he's just kinda "generic movie evil scientist" and so far really doesn't have the charm that Game Eggman had.

cause he's kintober, he's gonna become robtonik either at the end or midway through

>it's for kids so it should be stupid and have sonic say memes

>this movie succeeds with children
>new sonic game comes out
>WHY DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE HE DID IN THAT FUNNY MOVIE WAAAAH
>sonic permanently redesigned to look this way in all future media
imagine

>the target audience of the entire Sonic franchise

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Yes, because kids like stupid things.

The human teeth are the worst part, it's a shitty design as it is but that just ups the creep factor by 500%

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I'm going to watch this because it looks horrible.

>SNEEDS

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suggested by CWC

If they watched the movie in the first place, then they're probably Sonic fans and has already seen his game design.

Here's a template

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eyes too small

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Nah you are just a cynical cunt

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>la pelicula

AMISH PARADISE

Dhanks Toc

WITNESSED

waiting for that 9/11 edit

based

thanks doc

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>Looks at wrist
>Doesn't have a watch

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I'd smash that furry girl

this but unironically

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>"You're next".

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Gamestop tomorrow

Eggman not being fat is virtue signaling to body positivity fat retards
We can't have evil fat guys now.

i just miss coolsville posting.

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also this one

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alone on a friday night? god you're pathetic

They made his arms blue, alienating most of that fanbase.

I like Robotnik's design, to be honest.

>blue arms
Uh oh

>what is fortnite

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saved.

What area does this Chris Chan live in?
He's probably gonna shoot up the theater so advice everyone within a 3 mile radius to evacuate

>We have to say yes to socialism
KEK

THE WORLD

Somewhere near Harrisonburg/Staunton VA.
I'll stop him if the need arises.

His eyes don't dilate from the light.

I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD

Yes, maybe for a 9 years old. I'm sorry this movie is not for manchildren like you.

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Kek saved

>no chrischan edit

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Imagine taking Sonic seriously in 2019 and being upset by this movie.

Looks like a shadow from the flashlight

I wanna catch that hog

Хвaлa дoктope!

They got the villains right.

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