Every hero has a Genesis™

>Every hero has a Genesis™
Really Sega?

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I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord

Nintendo were the villains this whole time.

>Every hero has a Sega Master System
okay that was just too much.

>And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
>Oh LORD

>Every hero has a Sega Genesis ™ mini, on sale now
New yearbook quote

>Every hero has a Sega Genesis™ 32X add-on™ featuring Chaotix™

I didn't really get this line.

Ahhhhhhh... now Green Hill Zone, that was a level.

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with each passing day we move away from the light of God
do you think he looks down from heaven and fears what he created?

I thought it was pretty clever.

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>Every hero has a Mega Drive™

>When the going gets tough, play the new Team Sonic Racing™, out now for Nintendo Switch©!

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>you know what they say in Brooklyn, Luigi: “Every hero has a Nintendo Entertainment System”

But will it have a hatsune miku cameo?

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Miku dead

I'm looking forward to this.

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>Every hero has what nintendon't

I can't believe they got away with it.

BLAST PROCESSING BABY

kino

is this what old out of touch jews make?

well yes

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>Every hero buys a Dreamcast, PLEASE BUY A DREAMCAST
What?

I will, because I need something to make me forget the movie is a thing

The dream never died....

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>Sega
Are you so deluded as to think Sega have anything to do with this? As soon as they gave the thumbs up they lost all control. This is pure Hollywood and I guarentee Sega are kicking themselves for letting it get to the point where they can no longer stop it.

They could have been for the doom route and not even acknowledge it at all but they seem proud

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Should be Mega Drive.

kek

the age of playing Sega Saturn is over, Now you must play the SEGA GENESIS

>sega giving a shit about the quality of sonic products

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The official sonic twitter has said the film looks bad. I think even Sega is angry at this movie's existence.