>Start new job hoping to meet some new gamer friends
>come in first day, make sure my car's bumper stickers are showing so they know how 1337 a gamer I am.
>begin introductions with some of the people I'll be working with
So... you guys play any videogames?
>Nah
>Nope
>*disapproving "omg so immature" glare*
>Who has the time?
>Nah, I have kids
>Never have
>Fuck Trump
Wash/Rinse/Repeat every job you'll ever have.
Start new job hoping to meet some new gamer friends
Alexander Moore
Carter King
If you want to meet gamers then go to a convention or some game tournaments . Dont look for them amongst normies because chances are high youll get some dude that plays FIFA or NBA
Logan Morgan
Talk about your obsession with cartoon frogs. That way you'll be bullied even more.
Eli Lee
>sports games
Absolutely disgusting
Adrian Clark
>Fuck Trump
There's always that one fucking guy that wants to talk politics at work when NO ONE ELSE FUCKING WANTS TO
Alexander Bennett
Plenty of people at work play video games.
Its just that they will play sports games and (popular shooter).
Sometimes they buy gems like Dragon Age Iqusition, Uncharted and Fallout 4.
Mason Rodriguez
>shares office with another avid gamer
>barely gets any work done because of nerdy conversations
>works in IT so our boss couldn't tell if we're productive or not, just dazzle him with some technobabble whenever he shows up
Alexander Martinez
>go to party
>talk with some thundercock chads i met a while ago, never had too much contact with them besides partying a couple times and brief conversations
>they actually start talking about normie videogames like the witcher 3
>then they start talking about obscure weeb jrpgs and vns
>they actually really like them
I was actually impressed
Isaac Russell
>learned boss plays ps4
>gift him bloodborne
>complains the following week that it was to hard
i was planning to gift him rain world
Wyatt Thomas
I wish my normie boomer coworkers would stfu about video games desu.
>I was playing WoW classic with my son over the weekend
>This new Clash of Clans update makes my worktime shits 4 times more satisfying
>I got Mafia 2 the other day to help me work through some stress from the missus
Yeah, i get it. Then when they ask me what I've been playing and i say Sekiro/NieR/Baba or whatever I've been into lately, they keep asking me about it.
>Oh hey yeah that sounds fun, maybe I'll check it out sometime!
Yeah i bet you fucking will, Dave. Jesus Christ
Jaxson Morris
You are so cool Yea Forums Elite User (TM), fuck these Normies!!!!! Reeeeee
Ian Ross
go back to resetera you faggot tranny
Benjamin Green
Dude you just gotta work in the right shit, I started a job as a design engineer and there's a bundle of coworkers that play fighting games on Fridays, and after going there a couple of times I started talking to more of them about other video games.
Jackson Miller
why did it have to turn out this way bros. i've accepted this is all my life will amount to. and i had small tastes of the delusion that we're all sold, just enough to make me ruin more years of my life for nothing.
Michael Stewart
Bentley Smith
>wanting to meet
fucking normie frog go suicide
Wyatt White
Work in it retard, no women, only manchildren
Gabriel Martin
rent free
Luke Cruz
>redditfrogposter telling anyone to leave
lol
David Cook
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Michael Butler
>be working shitty part time job
>guy knows i play pc games
>he says "so, ever play risk of rain?"
seemed to have cool taste, i helped him build his pc. he turned into a total faggot after he became a manager after he begged for ages.
and not a faggot as in, he made me do stuff, because that's a manager's job. he became a faggot as in, calling me in to work for a supposed 8 hour shift and him saying "oh btw ur working 12 hours not 8 and if you leave now you'll be fired".
i quit that job though so it's all good.
Parker Turner
>gamer
Bentley Phillips
you should write a sitcom about it.