Sonic The Hedgehog (2019) - Official Trailer
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oh god oh fuck
jesus
>Detective Pikachu
>Now this
I really don't like what the MCU has done to cinema
>Gangster's Paradise
How many yikes is this
immediately dropped
Sonic looks like something from Silent Hill.
This is going to be comedy of the fucking year
>Gangsta's Paradise
??????????????????????
Looks like it's fan made
I have to pause every 20 seconds because I literally can't handle this unhealthy dosage of cringe
to think, what could have been...
>BLUE
>ARMS
Sonic is powerful af
Jesus Christ
Yeah they lost on that one too
Why didn't they keep that Eggman at the end?
This looks like it's going to be unbelievably corny.
Sonic looks bad, but what did you expect?
Jim Carrey is hamming it up so much he might as well be Porky Pig
Fat tits
Kill me
Like what does it even mean? Why Gangsta's Paradise? What the fuck does it have to do with Sonic the Hedgehog?
Because it's the 90s, man
>gangsters paradise starts playing
oh sweet jesus
i fucking cant even watch the trailer
its like a fanfilm and a straight to video flick had a baby
what the hell was that
he just dr.stranged them through a ring
is this what old out of touch jews make?
This made me gag. I had to stop halfway through.
Looks like actual garbage
Who asked for this
Poor sonicfags.
But unlike this movie DP looks decent
>Gangsta's Paradise wasn't a fucking meme
Jesus christ
Based
>that long scene of Jim just riffing about who was in charge
Think about it
This is what they showed us to sell us on the movie
Imagine how bad the rest is
How much does this man hate himself, do you think?
It didn't suit the trailer at all, random af
It looks terrible but surprisingly unterrible for a video game movie about Sonic.
Better than the Mario movie at least
It's a song that everyone knows and they have the license for it, I guess.
Sonic fags just can't catch a break. Does Ruckersville have a theater? Is anyone going to warn them?
Who's the target audience of this? Kids don't even play Sonic anymore.
>first words are GOTTA GO FAST
pack it in boys, we've finally got the first vidya movie masterpiece
>it's actually worse than anyone attempting to describe what was going to happen from those images and posters
ok but
>gotta go fast
I GOT THAT REFERENCE
Furries and Marveltards
I'm glad they made it so bad that it will produce meme
I laughed at the 9 million steps joke.
How tasteful will the CWC reference be?
AAAAAAAAALRIGHTY THEN!
Oh my god, what's wrong with your face?!
Its fucking KINO lads. Theyve done it
Here comes the autistic sonic fanbase. Here's a fact, this movie wasn't made for you. They don't care about you. It's for casual "Sonic! Oh yeah I remember him." and kids.
and you want to know something? It will make money. So fuck off, nobody cares.
Kino as fuck. But they kinda spoiled he gets trapped in Sonic's world at the end. This literally looks like the ending scene.
Now make him fat
Why Jim Carrey? Eggman personality isnt very comical.
That'll happen halfway through the movie when the Chaos emeralds get involved. He'll go mad with power. It's the one thing that looked decent in the entire trailer.
that's probably the post-credits scene
they're dropping the post-credits scene in the trailer because they have nothing else to show
If there is one thing in all that clusterfuck I liked a lot was Sonic's voice.
Because this is before Eggman going insane. But since there wont be a 2nd movie, that end movie Eggman is probably after credits scene
Wait if that's Robotnik at the end who the fuck is Jim Carrey's character
Doesn't look half bad. You're just overreacting because you get attention for doing so.
>those comments already
this will be a gold mine of autism before it gets disabled won't it?
I wish I wasn't a Sonic fan
Jesus, thats some weapon grade cringe. I cant imagine going through this movie sober
Jim Carrey looks like the only good thing in this movie. Don't know why they didn't pick a fat guy for Eggman though.
that shot reminds me of something
Kino
>It will make money
This is just too bad it's good. His lips are the weirdest part about this.
That's definitely the ending, they decided to spoil it because fuck it. Whoever made the trailer was clearly phoning it in.
JUST
This is laughably, tragically bad. I can't wait to see it ironically.
JIM WAS RIGHT
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I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT!!
Thats Jim Carrey numbnuts
He becomes more Eggmany as the movie progresses.
Somehow the copypasta has more soul than this.
Just missing the glasses.
i couldn't even finish the trailer because of secondhand embarrassment
How many people would unironically watch this in cinema
>they did actually use Gangsta's Paradise for the trailer
>Jim Carrey looks like the only good thing in this movie.
He's literally doing his 90s Jim Carrey shtick again. It's old and tired now.
it's worse than i fucking imagined jesus christ
>Yea Forums doesnt know kino when it slaps them in the face
There were two things I actually liked: sonic's voice and . The rest seemed corny and awkward.
WATCH THE OVA INSTEAD
mega.nz
I unironically don't mind how sonic looks but the animation is fucking awful.
>got praises from pretty much everyone unlike Sonic
I'm sorry user
This is high fucking art.
What do you think he thinks of the movie?
Not even Jim can save this.
"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just." - Thomas Jefferson
>I also laughed
We should feel bad, user
Why the FUCK is Gangsta's Paradise playing? Goddamnit my favourite song is going to be ruined by zoomers.
...
>implying I won't watch this
This shit has way more soul than capeshit
Not even Jim can save this turd.
It's true. It's ALL true.
Now we know that leak was 100% true, now we know that in this universe Sonic is an alien.
And that clearly isn't our Earth.
this is the only thing I saw out of the trailer I liked. Will he steal the (shit)show?
why?
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I fucking hope this is the final nail in Sonic's coffin.
It's fucking perfect, embrace the memes, this is how you do it.
Gotta go fast, it's fucking perfect 10/10.
This is all sonicfags have now? Pathetic
>zoomers
Somebody posted a leak on Yea Forums that had Gangsta's Paradise months ago. Does anyone have a screen cap?
>muh United States Army that has to be shoehorned into every fucking live action movie
>muh Sonic is a supernatural entity that came out of nowhere to save your planet
>Sonic looks like a furry cosplay
Kill me now
>muh
no
please
please no
Will this be WORSE than the Super Mario movie? I'm not sure yet, that one has it beat for weirdness. This looks like a bunch of money saved on no sets.
Sonic is supposed to look cute and cool
Not this terrifying abomination
The last bit did make me laugh though, to give them credit.
same
Has cwc killed himself yet?
>Sonic flosses
GOTTA GO FAAAAST
Fuck
>it will make money
*The producers will make money through accounting loopholes.
The movie itself will be a flop.
BLUE
FUCKING
AAAAAAARRRRMMMMMMSSSSSS
>sonic got gangster's paradise before jojo
ok now i'm curious, what's the leak?
Onions
>Basednic
I can't believe how awful this looks
>Sonic looks weird
>JC is actually better as Robotnik as i expected
>Gangasta's Paradise doesn't fit at all
This looks like it will be a fun to watch trainwreck
>Sonic flosses
>Yea Forums
Fucking tryhard the trailer is fucking hilarious, it clearly was made somebody who knew it would never work so just went balls to the wall
Gonna see it day 1
Why he could do this but he couldn't dodge that tranq dart
Make the edit. You know what to do.
>Sonic will get another disaster of a movie meanwhile detective pikachu will become another good movie for the overbloated series already
It's not fair
He bounced backed during '06 when he saw where that was heading, he's definitely no longer associating if it won't put his name up instead of down.
Yuji Naka is SEETHING
How's life im 2022?
Post yfw this confirms Sonic movie 2
The absolute STATE of Sonic fans
>grows up on Earth
>clearly isn't our Earth
What?
>sonic flosses
kino alert
go away pan
now just add in a nintendo switch and it'll be perfect
I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS NUCLEAR SHITSHOW FUCKTASTROPHE
>Sonic is going to floss
What other movies, user
Robotnik gets trapped in the mushroom kingdom?
I honestly think it looks good. Unironically.
That one Disney movie of a girl with long hair
But it's swords instead of missiles
what if the guy who edited the trailer was aware of the memes
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Don't care what anyone says. Ratchet & Clank IS the best video game movie
>Gangsta's Paradise
In fucking SONIC? Literally who thought this was a good fit?
Can't wait for this movie to be a focus on HDTGM, desu senpai
At this point I think being a sonic fan is some kind of ironic hell or purgatory. What a fucking shitshow of a franchise.
Mods pls sticky
Oh right we have literal children on the board who don't know that a Mario movie already came out.
So this is how we got monkey pawed huh? We finally got a sonic game with passion put into it (Mania) and now we get the karmic balance with Forces abd THIS. This franchise really is cursed, isn't it? I wanna go back to the 2016-2017 threads already...
It’s been a meme song for like a decade.
This is the best worst thing ever
>its even fucking worse than everyone shitposted about
oh sega
Someone has to make a sõy edit of this. Make him wear sunglasses and be holding a Wii controller in his hand or something
Wrong, nothing can ever top "TRUST THE FUNGUS".
Mortal Kombat is bretty good.
Ok, I admit I laughed a bit at Carey's part, but I'm not expecting shit from this. Maybe it might turn out so bad it's decent, but my expectations are so low they could create a black hole.
The first spoken line in the trailer was “gotta go fast” this is just a late April fools joke right?
Sonic was never good.
based
OOOWH RIGHT IN MY FIREBALLS
>Sonic makes an electrically charged run when he focuses or gets extremely emotional)
Sonichu confirmed then?
Photoshop a switch on this
SOMEBODY CHECK ON SAMMY PLEASE GOD IS HE OK
So Robotnik is gonna get thrown into Sonic's universe?
licensing songs costs money so it's not like he could have done it on a whim.
I can't fucking wait to see sonic floss.
>The leaks were all true
>"I was breastfed" is also likely to be true
>mfw this whole shitshow
I'm gonna pirate this as soon as it's available because holy fuck this looks disgustingly awful in all the right ways.
Someone post the page about Sonic running over Eggman.
Man, this shit looks so damn amazingly stupid and cheesy, Im gonna fucking love it.
If Chris Chan pepper sprayed a gamestop employee over Sonics arm color in Boom what the fuck is he gonna do over this? He's gonna shoot up a theater isn't he?
do you know how many sequel bait endings happen that never go anywhere?
The Mario movie has more genuine entertainment value and creativity than this will.
>Vento Aureo doesn't get Gangsta's Paradise but Sonic does
but why
THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT LMAO
actually can this be the thread theme user youtube.com
>Steve Buscemi as Tails
Holy shit, what a kino this thing could be
At least Eggman doesn't look that bad at the end, but the rest is horrible
getting caught was part of his plan
Jesus.
Looking forward to the Yea Forums threads where people search frame by frame to find Chris-chan references.
>Sonic flossing is real
oh god
I would actually watch it if it was starring Chris Pratt as a guy whos obsessed with Sonic in the same way that there are those people obsessed with finding Nessie or Bigfoot and it literally just adapted Chris Chans story but with a bigger scope.
he cute
I'm expecting so-bad-it's-good kind of material from this, myself. I laughed quite a bit half due to the absurdity and half due to Carrey so I'll probably actually enjoy this
/sthg/ on suicide watch
Wtf Sonic is DIO?
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
If only you knew how bad things really are.
Is it time for all boards to report in?
It's like I'm watching Ace Ventura 3
>Ratchet & Clank IS the best video game movie
Says alot about the state of vidya adaptations if that's the best
Cringe
I hate that movie trailers are always stuck using rap music from the late 90s/early 2000s. It keeps happening, who the fuck is it appealing to? Young people don't give a fuck about it.
>gotta go fast
>every hero has a GENESIS
Oh god
This is honestly a masterpiece in the making.
/vp/ reporting in
dude looks like a fakemon
>tfw it was everything you expected and more
Thank God I'm not a big Sonic fan. The constant disappointment must eat at you
I haven't watched it yet, how cringe is it
Angry Birds says hi
i can't stop fucking laughing this is going to be such a marvellous fucking trainwreck
how could they manage to do this.
Hurt to watch
Couldn't have made it worse if you purposefully tried
>sonic flosses
i'm sorry what
Yea Forums here. Sneed.
post yfw
>every hero
>HAS A GENESIS
Sonic looks fucking horrendous.
From a relative standpoint, Eggman (save for his design) doesn't actually seem so bad.
Chris-chan is going to claim that he talked to Sonic in another dimension and that the movie isn't the TRUE and HONEST Sonic and that people shouldn't see the movie
/an/ here
Yea Forums reporting in. The West was a fucking mistake.
oh my god the greentext was right, this is going to be a great dumpster fire
>jim carey came out of retirement for this
>not "the mask 2"
feels bad
Same.
It has more SOUL than the Endgame capeshit movie.
I always feel shit about how far Halo has fallen but holy fuck am I glad I'm not a Sonic fan.
Will Jim say PINGAS
Yeah, but this is Sonic, Sonic's suffering will never end
>GOTTA GO FAST
like half of the cgi/live action side by side shots look like complete shit
Fuck man, I have to see it on opening day.
>the actual design of Eggman at the end
10/10
Kek
they massacred my boy
Nostalgia bait for the 30 year olds whom this movie appeals to, who will take their kids to see it
You already know it.
his limbs and face are nightmare fuel
That is quite a lot of yikes, we could be talking some kind of record.
Eggman looks like the only acceptable thing about this movie.
/tg/ reporting, what a shitshow
saved
i bet he played a ton of Sonic when hopped up on cocaine in his trailer while filming The Mask
>tfw you are a Sonic fan
yea basically
>not "the mask 2"
user...
Chris-Chan suicide stream when?
20 minutes in paint
Lmao
I mean, at least we got this...
/vr/ here.
Delet this
>posting blank images
/bant/ here erwtge65ryhrudiodsaef
God has forsaken all of us.
>HELLZONE GRENADE
this is the straw that'll break the camels back
who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>not Danny DeVito voicing Pikachu
It's trash.
Where are the glasses?
>that non-existent nose bridge
Eggman's goes full mad scientist at the end of the movie, see the last scenes
>wanting Jim Carey Mask 2 instead of a comic faithful adaptation
I mean I like the movie but I don't really want a sequel.
They must have cut him a pretty nice paycheck
Enjoy seeing that in the last 30 seconds of the movie and there being no other good surprises
What could it be?
Post the loli slut
now give him glasses and it will be perfect
/vg/ reporting in.
You know what this reminds me of?
Ken Penders' Sonic comics.
This would be too deep for amerifats.
He's a fast guy
Honestly, the halo novels are in a great place right now, and Halo 5's got a fucking amazing forge and pretty damn solid MP, even if it's not quite what I want out of Halo
I never thought that rumour would be real
Feels good. This feels like Adventures of Sonic levels of cheese. I don't know what people were expecting.
This is a Hulk movie. Delete sonic and splice in Hulk and everything is the same.
This subbed or dubbed?
Fucking KEK
>gangsters paradise
>fucking Jim Carrey as eggman
>the fucking animations of sonic speaking
I'm excited to watch this trainwreck
/jp/ here
Y I K E S
I
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Looks like something out of Mad Max
/vp/ here. I feel the exact same pain as you Sonicfags do. You have my sympathy.
BASED
/mlp/, our pony movie looks like an all-time masterpiece compared to this
perfect
He's going to show up to a theater with nerf guns and hand drawn signs or some shit, and get arrested for making terrorist threats, and get sent to a group home, then they'll find a mummified barb back at his house.
>Every story has a Sonic The Hedgehog (2019) ™ Genesis
Really Paramount?
I just want to see Chris Chan reaction to this. I hope he really kills himself after seeing this trailer.
SEGA doesn't really care about Sonic's brand integrity anymore since their market research shows that Sonic's fanbase is autists, ironic fans and like 5% actual children
good work
>not a sega genesis
bane?
Nice
For comparison
What the fuck are you talking about? If it was a Yuropoor movie it would say "every hero has a mega drive"
It depends on how quickly the dimensional merge occurs. ANY DAY NOW!
So is this scene confirmed yet or did it get cut?
/m/ here. Jesus Christ how horrifying.
/r9k/ here, it's fun to watch so many people despair.
why the fuck does he have HUMAN TEETH
Detective Pikachu looks good, and even if you disagree, its not even close to as bad as this.
/vg/ here, this is gonna be a shitshow that needs to be seen to be believed especially with that script leak.
>Every story has a Mega Drive
I don't get it
Eh, I got Mania. Normies can eat this for all I care. It's not like I had any expectations.
/int/ here
Kek
Drive, as in "a motive"
/g/ here
WHAT THE FUCK DIS
>Not nomad
fucking zoomer hipsters i swear
>First line of the trailer is "gotta go fast"
This has to be one of the worst trailers I've ever seen. I'll be lining up opening night. There is no way in hell I'm going to miss this fucking trainwreck.
Pedowood did it again
I’m sorry Sonicfriends.
Nobody deserves this humiliation.
But, I am going to get drunk and see it.
Fuck you
>every story has a BLAST PROCESSING
>Not the Game Gear or Sega Nomad
its uncanny
You can already tell the Jim Carrey 'Eggman Origins' section of the movie is going to steal the show, like everyone predicted. Everything else looks and sounds godawful.
sega are fucking retarded
they could have just spent a small amount of money on an animated film and gotten much better than this live action garbage
They could have at leat gotten a better live action movie and more control over the script
at least the got the ring sound right
Yea Forums reporting in.
We're as terrified as you all are.
>yfw you are not a sonic fan
Same, but you know it's probably gonna get caught in the crossfire of shitposting regardless.
>haha im going to see it IRONICALLY LOL
Yes please give me your "ironic" money goyim
they've got to anthropomorphise, but still, i'm not sure it worked..
Big fat bat tats
All I ask, is that it doesn’t bomb. I don’t care if it’s bad, I just hope it doesn’t bomb.
Jim Carrey is acting for his goddamn life. He has become Eggman incarnate
/sci/ here. I want to die.
thankyou for fucking me jews
>mushroom kingdom
Cinematic Smash Universe confirmed
>pubic hair
what tags do I search to find this and or similar
/jp/ here.
He's rolling in Westworld bucks, I'm sure he's fine.
Also I think he's a pretty cool dude.
Give him glasses and it will be perfect
why couldn't they just do a Roger Rabbit and DRAW Sonic rather than a 3D abomination
Yea Forums here, jesus christ.
Perhaps "go and kill" yourself, heterosexual
>it's not meme ergo it's bad
>ONLY ALLOWED TO BE VARIATIONS OF BLUE IN SMASH
>NEVER ALLOWED TO LOSE CLEANLY IN A 1V1
>THE ENTIRE FANDOM
>NOW THIS
JUST KILL HIM
/pol/ack here.
Can confirm this movie trailer is a war crime against humanity.
/l/ here
Please do a version with a PS4 with bugs flying out of it, that was always my favourite.
Getting there...
i'm unironically going to go see this
It's not like people bring up Pixels when discussing PacMan. It will be forgotten in a year or two.
/m/ here
Want to know how to save a load of money? 3D animation, literally reuse or touch up models they already have. I mean they have a million different versions of green hill textures to use.
The cost would be so minimal.
WAIT A SECOND does that mean that in his own universe Sonic is gonna look not-terrible?
Where is Rouge? I'll watch it if she's in it, one of the first characters I ever fapped to.
>Hey look at this, I took 6 million steps today
What did they mean by this?
Lewd
Not the same one but that's fine too
>From the producers of fast and furious
Lmao
This is all kinds of amazing, and I mean that.
i agree
the people giving money disgust me
they are probably lying when they talk about seeing it "ironically" and they actually like it
This was leaked long before this trailer, so this is all 100%.
>the sign the cop is behind is green hills
it's the small things
This is some Looney toons ass shit.
>Gotta go fast
>Every hero has a Genesis
>Gangster's Paradise
>That step that he does in the games
>Jim Carrey as Eggman
If you actually, and I'm actually, expected a serious adaptation of Sonic the fucking Hedgehog, the same Sonic who says dumb shit like "YOU'RE TOO SLOOOW" then the problem is on you for being mad.
/trash/ here.
Even we don't want it.
It's not like it's impossible to not make nightmarish 3D characters like holy fuck
I'd rather sonic die in this potentially bad funny movie then sonic forces
have you seen literally anything with eggman in it for the past decade
Holy fucking kino, why are people disliking this?
Only Eggman and Sanic
Greetings from /pol/
First line says 'Escapes his birth planet as a baby'
Although it also later says Robotnik is on the planet he was supposed to 'escape to' if Earth didnt work out? There's some weird wording but the trailer pretty much lays it out.
actual Robotnikino
Shame he'll spend 95% of the movie in standard Carrey mode and everything else in it looks dogshit
FUCK SEGA
FUCK JEWS
SEGA, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU, AND ATLUS GAMES TO PORT TO PC?
Yeah, another soulless hollywood trash movie. What a shocker.
/trash/ here. genuinely have no idea what emotion I'm feeling rn
At least it’s not TGT: The Movie
Why is his belly fur white but his face skin coloured? It looks awful.
AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
I TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALISE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
>Sonic flosses
>Robotnik is mario
>sonic is a prequel to Super Mario
The cat meme?
>and more control over the script
this wouldn't be an improvement
>Sonic flosses
Goddamn this is gonna be the worst thing ever
And it's gonna be great
Why the FUCK didn't they just make a full movie version like this?
>sonic flosses
SUTAH PARATINUM
wasnt sega actuallly founded by jews?
>Gangsta's Paradise
surely you must be used to it by now
Fun things are fun.
Even if it’s goofy.
It's people like you why we get shit.
/d/ here
even I don't want to masturbate to this
Sticky when?
Sonic still looks like an abortion
Eggman looks kinda cool
Would probably enjoy it if I was a kid, but zero interest watching it as an adult
you guys realize if this is successful, even ironically, we're going to have a Sonic sequel starring a full 3D furry abomination cast. Reviews don't matter, if this thing make 150% profits it's already greenlit.
>So this is how we got monkey pawed huh?
There's no monkey paw here, I said well and long ago when Sega did that big survey and quasi-apology for quality slipping that it was just bait on the hook, and as soon as they got back interested they'd resume their bad habits.
Just that happened.
After '06 they got people back with Unleashed, Colors and Generations, then dropped Sonic Boom on them, a spinoff series granted and one with a decent show spun from it but still allowing such a poor show in the game department lost faith in their quality control regarding the series, which they got back with Mania, then dropped Forces and on and on.
While not all equally bad, a pattern still shows. This movie was long time coming. The people behind the Sonic brand since post Dreamcast don't really want to do work to make it good, they want to coast off the dedicated fanbase, potential morbid curiosity of new customers, holiday inflated sales, trends and fads. They've not been subtle about this.
The only solution to this thinking is not to engage "give it a try" thinking in turn, wait until reviews before paying for anything Sonic related. Including this movie, going to see it ironically for an audience experience or whatever instead of pirating will just line Sega's pockets to keep being lazy shits. And no, that won't help fuel more cringe material, it'll eventually get dreary.
If this turns into a movie series eventually along will come its '06 that's just retarded and not even worth the energy.
crossboarders are absolute cancer bottom barrel scum
Not going to pay money to support Jim Carrey. That guy has become a batshit insane liberal cuck who does nothing but throw tantrums about Trump.
CUte and fuNNY
You have to have an iq well below 100 to use the "its not supposed to be serious" argument when discussing the quality of something
/k/ here
who cares, autist
Well, that was painful.
>/biz/ checking in
Soulful
segas writers might have come up with crap but nothing as stupid and unsonic as this
>and a good story is told as
dios mio
Im 33 years old and married
It's the annoying orange all over again.
Done
Not him but I appreciate his service, this is the kind of complete and utter garbage I can get behind.
>Sonic Flosses
BOOMERS BTFO. SONIC IS OURS NOW.
he surely doesnt need it.
He's got Kidding on Sky coming back for another series, and that's actually good
>game from 2008 has better looking cgi than 100% of hollywood movies 11 (ELEVEN) years later
>Gangsta's Paradise
THE PROPHECY IS TRUE
This would have to go through a billion different marketing eggheads so it wouldn't be that quick
>Sonic flosses
This
It's really showing how little soul they have when you look at movies now even more recently GoT after running out of book material.
We both know the movie is going to be trash anyways. Danny would've at least made it bad in a funny way.
based
Why is it always a fucking origin story?
Why would you do an origin story with a main character acted by someone who doesn't fucking do sequels?
Why? Fucking why?
Like a glove.
If sega desperately wanted a movie why not make it a yakuza movie? Or even a valkyria chronicles movie?
Is he called Robotnik or Eggman in this?
Off by one, faggot
He got HBO dollars, he doesn't care.
oh no
He'd look fine if it weren't for the teeth, The actual design would've been way too much of a contrast.
This thing has unholy fucking energies!
What is this flossing? Isnt it dental hygiene?
i can respect both this and the pikachu movie for just being shitty on purpose straight out the gate
kinda feels like the super mario bros movie, i bet this'll be fun
/vp/ here, and we thought detective pikachu was bad
>Hey look at that, I took 6 million steps today...
>*winks at the camera*
>Allegedly.
I have no idea
>the same board that rushes to make wojack edits is complaining about this movie looking bad
You niggers are dumb as fuck, honestly. What the fuck were you expecting? This looks fucking hilarious.
Why the fuck gangstas paradise?
Nobody knows those guys
The Mario movie already looks more faithful to the games than this movie
>ace ventura 2
>dumb and dumber 2
?????
I've played the game, the plot is serviceable. No, the actual hook for the film is the setting and its doing it in spades.
'tis gun b gud
This is worse than Super Mario Bros.
>why not make it a yakuza movie?
Aren't there several of those already?
Does sonics mouth creep anyone else out in this? I can't put my finger on it but it looks fucked up somehow when he's talking
valkyria chronicles is too niche
Why does Sonic (i assume) drive to San Francisco with the main guy when he could just run there in a fraction of the time
>Unironically believing Gangster's Paradise fits the theme of Part 5
Retard
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
>too cringe for even actual Sonic fans
>meanwhile zoomers won't remember Sonic
What's the target audience?
I oddly respect your innocence, lad.
See that's a good robotnik the problem is that this movie is basically an awkward robotnik origin story
I don't think a Sonic 2 could work either because then it would be one actor and a bunch of CG shit
>sonic flosses
An homage to Sonicfox’s FGL legacy.
The guy can't run doofus
I'm not sure traumatizing children with this abomination is going to help sonic sales.
okay picked it up again
>not a Shinobi movie
>not a Vectorman movie
>not even a COMIX ZONE movie
where did it all go wrong
Eggman. Sega won't let them use 'robotnik'.
Yea Forums here.
Sonic's getting raped harder than Nash.
>Sonic can get a sequel
>but Dredd can't
It's not fair, it's not fair, ITS NOT FAIR, ITS NOT FAIR!
Unf
Lel
Monster Hunter
Because the average moviegoer is a fucking moron and you have to explain everything to them
If you just drop sonic/tails/knuckles in there at once theyre not gonna understand shit and theyll feel like theyre not a part of something
>Soγnic
SNOOPINGASUSUAL I SEE
Nobody knew Iron-Man and here we are.
Almost as weird as the Michael Bay Turtles
say what you want, it unironically looks like a passion project with SOUL and I'll see it day ONE
because eat shit goiym
To get zoomers to go from all this shit slinging memes old people make about the trailer.
Fuck I'm retarded I didn't get that at first
Problem is look at that mustache. That would have taken months even up to a year to grow from what he looked like. Really confused why they did not start him off like this and with the red coat.
>hating on brooklyn Mario
Cant wait to watch it again with you fucks during E3
God why is Sonic so cursed
>Tfw want her in the sequel, but expect her to look worse than a shitty sfm model
OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DOOD
>we
If he says pingas I will clap
>it unironically looks like a passion project with SOUL
It looks like every half-assed piece of Hollywood schlock released in the last ten years.
Iron Man had an animated series though and video game appearances
I didnt watch it
Wait, that's why? What's with SEGA?
Im not that guy
Yeah people are stupid, and i understand that being a reason for an origin story
but i dont think something like this needs one
What is the worst video game movie? House of the dead?
Could this be even worse?
et voila, my work here is done
What the fuck were they thinking with that design?
I still feel like valkyria chronicles could make for a good movie that even western people would enjoy, especially since it's basically anime ww2.
>she loses her tits
So can someone explain why this couldn’t just be fully 3D animated with more faithful designs?
I can’t imagine it would be that hard to market
>for like a decade
it was a meme on arrival.
AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
Please tell me, what actual fans are there?
street fighter is really bad
LMAO
>you will get to hear Chris chan discuss Gangsta's Paradise
>Even we don't wan
I know its gonna be trash but I want to eat it anyway. Pour the shit directly into my mouth
Sonic has been bad for most of its existence, in that light this movie seems par for the course
>Ah Sonic, snooPING AS usual, I see?
Would be unironically kino
>tfw that movie killed Bob Hoskins career but thought his acting was great just the movie was shittly written and wish Hoskins got more acting roles
KEK
This.
Looks like the fucking antithesis of SOUL, user. Looks like a focus group written piece of garbage from people who don't even know what Sonic is beyond a 1991 video game. If Carrey is the only person in the whole production who gives a single shit I won't be surprised.
The leaks said that this was the ending scene months ago
Its weird that they felt it necessary to stick it in the trailer though. Seems like a hail mary because they realized there wasn't enough game stuff in it
The MacGuffin will be rings. They're more marketable.
is this the start of the Sega Cinematic Universe? Who could nusonic cross-over with
SONIC
IVE COME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE SMASH BROS INITIATIVE
They don't like referencing old stuff. The games barely acknowledge his ral name anymore as it is.
this is almost certainly going to be some post-credits crap
what if they made her trans
Why? Do you really want to give Hollywood an excuse to make more of this shit?
Nah it's just mushroom hill
>My inner child when watching this
It looks good.
Kek
Oh god
Everything has to be live action these days
>Watching the Detective Pikachu movie trailer
Oh this is quite nice. Looks a bit darker and grittier than I originally thought but it makes sense, its kind of going for a family friendly noir style because its a detective mystery. And its colorful still because its Pokemon. If the movie is good I might even pick up a Detective Pikachu plush because the merch looks pretty good. Its cute.
>Watching the Sonic movie trailer
Oh god. This is awful. Sonic looks terrible, Jim Carey looks dodgy, the song doesn't even match the trailer. There's nothing intruiging about this at all. That basically the whole plot of the film in the trailer already. How did this ever get greenlit? And oh. God. Imagine this movie getting merchandise. Everything about it is so so wrong.
merunyaa is probably my favorite "rise to grace" story on the internet.
please respond
/trash/ here what in the everliving fuck kind of cursed-ass timeline are we living in
like holy shit son the first LINES WERE GOTTA GO FAST
>all the replies asking for soiboy/switch edits
holy shit fuck off back to le reddit if you actually find this shit funny
>lol u mad
fuck
off
>She's not even a Mobian, Rouge the Bat is just some Drag Queen's stage name
A 90 minute movie about Eggman trying to capture/kill Sonic.
SONIC UN DER GROOOUND
SONIC UNDER GROUND!!
>DAS RITE MOFUCKA PO MO GUB BIX NOOD
Still "Could've been worse" tier.
I like Robotnik.
Just search for Kunaboto, he's the guy who do this kind of art.
What zone has only mushrooms in it?
>DP is quite nice
i can't vomit enough
who
Legitimately the worst movie I have ever seen. Was sick with the flu and nothing else was on tv and for some reason it was playing on Cartoon Network. This scene still haunts me youtube.com
Come on user, there's no way they've referenced mushroom hill. They probably don't even know there have been games after the first
i don't get it what's wrong with flossing, just brushing isn't enough
faggot
So was another bad Sonic game due but SEGA had nothing coming up so they asked Paramount to cover for them?
I swear to fucking god if that does happen I am going to have a fucking conniption
just admit you want to cuddle pikachu now you know how much worse it could be
Actors don't want to lose their spot with CGI advancing, so they'll CG people into live action movies and have the actor pull off any mask they're wearing just so they get the requisite screen time to get paid, but a full CG fair that isn't Disney or meant for kids is basically Turkey's asking for an early Thanksgiving.
artist who drew that pic, used to just draw diaper fetish shit apparently
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
Yea Forums here
>the unincorporated municipality of sega
JUST
The tag you want is attached along with the goddamn picture in the boorus. Its right there you DOUBLE RETARD.
/c/ here. Sonic is missing his eyebrows
>kino
Fuck off you Yea Forums retards and take your failed meme with you.
And you thought this was bad
hardcore scat shit too. it's all on 34.xxx
still vomitting, you did this you degenerate
Did Jim Carrey do a Bane.
NO CHILIDOGS
WHY
WHAT HAPPENED
IS HE A MUSLIM NOW
THATS NOT THE SONIC I GREW UP WITH
He seems just ok but has a lot of paypigs
People are retards with money
Pikachu looks way more expressive and that's without human esque eyes. Sonic looks like he's been paralysed
Kunaboto and metal_owl.
made me laugh
I wasn't expecting anything and I still ended up pretty disappointed
What's the over under on Marsden's character having a SEGA Genesis stashed in his closet or something
Middle aged women taking their five year old kids because they heard of a Sonic once
>sonic didnt floss in the trailer
Trash
*Sips*
Ahhh... now Sonic Adventure 2, those were the days.
Alright faggots be honest.
How many of you are going to watch the movie?
People who grew up with the original games I guess
>Budget $50 million
>Box office:$217.8 million
This is for the emoji movie. Think of all the money something like sonic can make off by having the selling point of being an absolute train wreck of a movie.
This is where we are now. The lazy and trite is rewarded. The hard working and competent scorned.
Yea Forums here
put a fucking sticker, retarded mods
>he
Thank you for advertising Monster™, 50 cents have been deposited into your account.
Nope
No, I'm Yea Forums.
I am going to watch a rip at least
I am. I have to as a former sonictard.
Me. I don’t even like movies but getting drunk and seeing it with friends for maniac laughter is better than being a cynical up-your-ass movie critic.
I’m going to have fun.
there's no way i'm paying for it, i'll pirate it eventually
>character see otherwordly creature
>character screams
>creature screams too
>one of the two hits or knocks the other inconscious
Stop this trope already
it's a she, but I'm happy artists can have plenty of paypiggies to fund them making lewd shit for me to consume for free
Crossboarder here
>soijak again
jezus fucking christ get some new material
holy shit I know it would happen but we just jumped to another timeline again, we are getting on the most bizarre timeline of all, what is going to happen next?
How else are they going to get Knuckles in for the sequel?
mods sticky please
Someone who gets it.
You're not getting a leg up by imagining Sisyphus is happy.
Pac-Man movie
This is the part that really displays the true quality of the film
My local theater has a good deal on Wednesdays. Good enough to see this memefest.
This would probably happen somewhere in the movie, it seems like it's a Sonic Underground with Sonic X.
People thought it was overdesigned, but few thought it was actually bad. Especially when compared to this.
meme movie
Maybe we'll enter the timeline where le timeline reddit maymay isn't posted anymore
/tg/ here
The knock off board game will be surprising mediocre.
Yes. I want more of this trash kino.
I need more Manos the Hedgehog.
Megaman movie but with the american box art Megaman.
That already happened and it was Kino.
Jesus
God i hope
oh user, you think that's from reddit? how sweet
>Switch
>not LITERALLY the So(n)y console
Dropped
I TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FRANCHISE AND REALISE THERE'S NOTHIN LEFT
/pol/ here. I'm surprised they went with white male & black female this time as opposed to the "normal" white female & black male. Guess they needed to switch things around.
How can you not like DP user? Everything I have seen so far looks like its going to be a decent movie at worst, something pretty great at best. There's so much effort being put into it.
Sonic is just being shat out there. I would not be surprised if Sega pretends it doesn't exist as soon as it comes out and doesn't greenlight a sequel. They got their paycheck to sell the movie rights and I'm sure they'll wash their hands of the whole thing and let the studio flop.
based
kill yourself nigger
>How can you not like DP user?
By being an actual human being with functioning eyes.
can't wait for the porn.
Wow that was actually an incredibly boring trailer
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ohhhhhh fuck!!!!
This move looks bad, maybe kino bad if Jim pulls it off. He will be meme worthy at least.
Me and by buddy were/are both sonic autistic fags. This move will finally kill sonic for me, thus my childhood. I can finally move forward as an adult.
Oh I'm sorry, le ebin twitter maymay
Who is this sort of movie even supposed to appeal to? Do clueless kids even give a shit about Sonic these days?