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KINO
KINO OVERLOAD. I REPEAT KINO OVERLOAD
OH NO NO NO NO
like half the movie is in the trailer
is that just how advertising is now?
>remember reading a greentext ages ago about a cop seeing sonic go past, looks at his speed gun and has a shocked face
>literally happens in the first 10 seconds
jesus christ
also WHAT THE FUCK
I SHOUTED KINO AT THE SCREEN OMG
WOW THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS ANOMALY BETTER CALL THE US MILITARY HAHA AMERICA FUCK YEAH
If those are seriously the best jokes in the movie then this is fucked.
nigger where have you been? thats how moves have been advertised for the past five years or so now. Thats why I usually avoid them if I actually want to watch the movie.
Where's the formula spitting line?
The leaks were real user
Will the Mario movie be as cheesy as this?
Yes or no?
I fucking love this. Its that kind of shit that's so bad its good. Even Eggman feels 06'esque.
is this what old out of touch jews make?
Looks good. I know you guys are gonna hate it tho.
I fucking hope so. That Eggman scene was top tier comedy and it's not like I expected a serious drama.
why the fuck it have plot like Lilo and Stitch
They are going to hate it because they hate fun. Sonic stories weren't good for past couple of years, might as well reboot him again.
inb4 sonic the movie the game
Eggman does remind of 06 Eggman but good and that might be the only thing that makes this worth watching.
>blue arms
Is the movie like 4:3 or is the aspect ratio of the trailer just weird?
Like it always happens with movies, although mushroom hill zone cameo implies maybe they will go to mobius next. You know, like reverse Sonic X first episode.
>post yfw you're not a Sonic fan
It must be excruciating for you guys
What? I am all hyped up for this.
t. sonic fan
Jim Carey looks legit fun.
The rest is just standard Hollywood post-Transformers mulch
I hate everybody who said before movie was made that Jim Carey won't do the role because he got insane and creepy. This kind of mood only fits eggman.
that's perfect
Actually now that i rewatched the trailer, why they gave sonic electric powers?
He's like pikachu now.
You know why
I want to die after seeing that.
Jim Carey was good though.
>blue arms
>electric powers
Its like they deliberately wanted to trigger Chris Chan
So he can get a new gimmick that transfers to the real one.
This was actually the only good thing about the trailer.
I never could have imagined Jim Carrey in the role, but he looks fucking on point at the end of the trailer.
How will they fuck it up?
>WOW THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS ANOMALY BETTER CALL THE US MILITARY HAHA AMERICA FUCK YEAH
So SA2?
>NOOOO THAT'S DIFFERENT
>DON'T CALL ANYBODY
Because people think of The Flash when they think of speedsters and they figured they could capitalize on The Flash by making Flash the Hedgehog.
Is this gonna be an Alita situation where everyone initially hated how the character looked but grew to like it
What a beautiful disaster this will be.
wow im losing my mind Yea Forums
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Jim Carey would make a good Joker.
>the leaked design was real
oh no no no
>Something wipes out power across an entire coast
>THIS DEFINITELY ISN'T A PROBLEM AND SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE
I hate though that they haven't made mushrooms fly agaric. Makes no fucking sense they mistaken the mushroom type.
Oh the twitter comments are drowned in comments trashing the trailer.
I fucking called it. Carrey as Eggman is really the best thing to come out of this movie.
Twitter is fucking cancer. They just all follow same fad, like comments on trump's page.
>I'm going to die
Better than YT dicksucking it
>when you put the post credit sequel tease sequence in the trailer
By the way, i hope you remember this guy.
this is real
This either bombs or somehow makes $800M
>now
Look at an 80s or 90s movie trailer and it's the whole movie with narration.
>genius psychopath thought he couldn't go any crazier
>fast hedgehog proves him wrong
so he can zap to the extreme
>niggas think they are gonna get a sequel
Is there a bigger sign for a flop?
I'm a sonic fan and I like both the good and the terrible stuff.
I'm more of the 'Does well one the first week but completely forgotten the next' mindset. Maybe 100m total.
>have to watch the entire movie for maybe a brief 2 minute segment of eggman fighting sonic on his floating wheel chair with a giant chain and ball
MUDA DA
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
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Can't wait for the porn to make him actually look good.
for a brief period of time i thought this design WOULDN'T be the worst thing ever to look at
but no
those fucking teeth proved me wrong
I expect Nintendo will be way more hands-on than Sega.
he is literally just a blue Flash
even has the "going so fast that everything else is frozen" cliche
which fucker designed this
HD version
What does China think of Sonic?
haha I bet it would feel good rubbing my peepee hehe
>hero looks more terrifying than the villain
cursed image
THEY'RE PASSING INBETWEEN US
fuck me, i knew someone was gonna beat me to the punch on this
WAIT. Wait wait wait. This looks really familiar.
Holy shit, this looks so similar to the sonic totem CWC made its eerie. Was it intentional?
I’m just sick and tired of these movies coming out not even trying to be good. It’s all about just being so bad looking that people go and watch these movies to see just how garbage it truly is.
Art is fucking dead. All hail ironic film watching.
You all know you’re going to freak out when robotnik’s theme starts playing as he’a chasing sonic in Mushroom Hill zone at the end of the movie
...who else would America send to handle something like this that happened... in America? You obsessed retard.
>This is kino according to Yea Forums
This place is doomed
that's called sarcasm
>Sarcasm
Cringekino
I thought he was great as the riddler
>"Gotta go fast!"
>from the producers of The Fast and the Furious
Guess it's a parody.
So why is it ok to give him shoes but not gloves?
>every hero
>has a genesis
cheesy as in I want to gouge my eyes out in suffering or cheesy I can't believe I'm watching a kids movie alone when I'm an adult that's not supposed to be a man child?
Cream confirmed!
Is this movie just going to be a telling of Robotnik's backstory that nobody asked for?
>knocks out all power in the Pacific Northwest
>all federal and medical services halted
>localized social collapse
>race war finally happens
>Cascadia rises from the ashes
Based. Thank you, Sonic, for saving the white races.
It's been that way for awhile, it's why you don't watch trailers for movies you want to watch, it's why I avoided all the John Wick 3 trailers.
I love the direction they are taking Sonic.
Very progressive of them to add a Bleached couple.
>blue arms
>skin coloured bristles all over his face, on his lips and under his eyes
good god that's fucking vile, like some junji ito one-off.
somebody tell chris chan that this is proof sonic has blue arms.
Sonic fans are so mentally broken at this point that they probably think this movie looks bad.
well everyone complained it was always black man/white woman, here you go
Gangster's paradise? Really?
Without the Asian lady it looks like a setup for cuckold porn.
good god it's awful
save me Yea Forums
Looks pretty realistic. I mean, a scared cop did shoot someone of color that wasn't a threat.
he is the most expensive actor there so yes
Cringekino is still Kino.
This. Only kinosseurs who don't care anymore can recognize the absolut kinographie this movie is
It's an attack on WMAF, user. The background characters are looking away in scorn and disapproval.
I'M NOT WEAK
For some reason I get the vibe that Sonic was graphically designed by a woman who has never played any games.
he was just Jim Carrey as the Riddler. He did the Ace Ventura walk and everything else was either from The Mask or his old In Living Color days.
>for me, it's the Nintendo Switch
JUST
Holy shit, it's exactly like one of the green text I read when everyone was still speculating on the plot.
Wait until it's revealed the movie is a prequel to the universe of sonic. Sonic will have his gloves at the end for sure.
You only like it because you're being a contrarian.It's pretty bad. However, it's not the worst thing ever like people are overreacting. It's going to range from a 4-6/10. The 6/10 is going to be a guilty pleasure ranking though.