Install Epic Games Store. It's the only way you can play the hottest AAA games

Install Epic Games Store. It's the only way you can play the hottest AAA games.

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>AAA
lol don't care

I wonder if this sad sack of shit knows he's lost 20 years of goodwill from the Unreal Engine just because he wanted more money even though he's already worth billions.

>It's the only way
what about piracy?

>It's the only way you can play the hottest AAA games
Say that to pirates LMFAO!

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>hottest AAA games

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i can pirate them

Thanks for giving me easily pirated games, Swine.

>epic drm easier to crack than steam
its a good time to be a pirate anons

I can just buy them on Steam when the deal ends.
Probably at a sale, too.

I now can pirate it and never think of buying it because the devs already got the money
Thanks Tim!

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Why the fuck would I want to play AAA games?

They know all about piracy. How many of you received an email saying your Epic account has been hacked? I didn't trust China with my information so I intentionally made my account with made up garbage, yet it was hacked in record time. Scary.

because that's what normal people do

Why would I want to be a normal person?

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Based Tim paying devs/pubs for copies I get from YARR HARR Store for free.

because not being normal is degenerate

Real talk, what's up with his mug?

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his glasses lenses are super thick and make his eyes look tiny

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Thanks for paying the game for me swine, much apreciated.

Because your $3000 meme machine isnt getting any good use running Dwarf Fortress, Yiik, and Snes emulators.

>hottest AAA games.

I can always wait. Or sail S.S. Torrent to the Magnet Link

Thanks for paying the devs beforehand so I can pirate my shit guilt free.

And what would these AAA games be chang?

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