Game has classes

Those just look cool as fuck, why can't illustrations ever encompass that uneasyness ou feel when seeing photos of certain insects?

That's what I thought until the other night when I found one hanging out by my kitchen. Watch out, user. They're everywhere.

I have a couple of centipedes in my basement and generally they try to stay out of sight, I rarely see one crawl across the wall if I ever see them at all. I hear that eat all of the other bugs so I have no problem with them.

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>Tfw give the spiders who stay in my room for long periods of time names
I'm not the only one that does this, right?

Probably because spiders are everywhere and much more dangerous to humans, so much that it's ingrained into their psyche as an instinctual fear
Meanwhile centipedes are cool guys who don't really pester humans that much, besides most of us aren't even that big, it's mostly girls who look at centipedes and freak out because "eww gross" but they do that shit for mice too so who cares what they think

>but they do that shit for mice
Seriously what is up with that? Mice are cute as fuck.

>have to search the room for them before I can calm down
I know that feel. When I was little my grandmother told me that pic related crawls into your ear while you sleep and pinches your brain.

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What if mosquito gives everyone aids?

>us
scolopendra pls go and stay go

Fucking Melvin needs a serious nerf.

Thats a house centipede and they arent shit compared to OP.

I hate chiggers

I named the latest one Fridolin.

I was told the same so it's gotta be true, fuck those cunts

>if centipedes were the size of a large dog it would break its legs trying to move

>he doesn't know about the giant insects of the carboniferous period

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I fucking hate earwigs entirely because of SCP-439

Why do I have an overwhelmingly feeling you’re a woman and should fuck back off to Reddit, where you can make unwarranted blogs about your irrational fear of bugs for upvotes?

>literally useless without rats
>Hard countered by sanitation
Nah just get good

I have the urge to scream and I don't even hate insects.

that thing's probably prekilled for a pet centipede

>carboniferous period
>Deadly poisonous centipedes some six feet (two meters) in length crawled in the company of mammoth cockroaches and scorpions as much as three feet (one meter) long.
AAAAAAAAH

The painfulness of a centipede's bite is usually proportional to its size.

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>Why do I have an overwhelmingly feeling
cuz you’re a fag

That insect was an herbivore, my friend.

Maybe since centipedes aren't insects :^)

>Amphibians were also growing in size and diversity. There were predatory species that resembled modern-day crocodiles. Armed with vicious teeth, they reached lengths of almost 20 feet (6 meters).
So you had house sized killer frogs.

I think millipedes are pretty based.

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As someone who gets desert centipedes.

No, those giant assholes are vicious and their bite hurts like nothing else.

Weren’t those things relatively passive herbivores though?
Nah forbid hardcore giant insects you gotta look at the Meganeura, if I spelled it right, fuckhuge dragonfly with the strength to back up a bigger diet

nationalgeographic.com/science/prehistoric-world/carboniferous/

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Insects should disappear alltogether fuck

they are fucking cunts that's what they are

What a sexy dad bod.

I never use this term but it's because you're an actual true bred unironic 100% incel
In reality I am just a cowardly man with an aversion to pain

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That snake looks pretty uncomfortable with the situation it's in.

nah, that's centipedes, important difference

Elder Centipede is gonna be fully CGI in the anime, isn't he?

Centipedes like in the OP do look diabolical. But it's the house type centipedes which truly disgust me. Their long legs make them appear bulkier than they are when seen in peripheral vision, and it fucks with me. Their coloration of mottled brown and beige make them look filthy. What a blight they are to the eyes. I'd rather have spiders.

>snake
user that is clearly a bird

Since when were centipedes thought to be weak? I've always thought they were pretty dangerous.
It's millipedes that are the dumb ones.

BEETLE BROS

WHERE WE AT

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I don't want to be left with spiders and centipedes though

>no one shot johnny
Whats the point? the OSJ meta was the shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=-wQLKMUWANg
Pretty good youtube channel

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Fuck using a time machine to travel to those times. We'd be dinner for virtually everything.

Agreed. Normal centipedes look kind of cool, house centipedes are the cockroaches of centipedes

Ants and beetles are based.

fucking hell dude

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OP is a centipede, and you're correct that they're the "dangerous" ones, but most have pretty weak venom. They are on the other hand disgusting and they do bite. Millipedes are cute and nice though, and don't bite.

>Looks goofy as fuck
>Everything else you've fought has been easy
>One shots you
DO NOT PURSUE LU BU!

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>OY VEY IMPORT MORE AFRICANIZED BEES, WHATS THE MATTER YOU APIPHOBE?

Isn't mother nature beautiful?

okay, now that is brütal

Imagine making a suit of armor out of this thing.
Was the carboniferous period just Monster Hunter?

Satanas has entered the chat

That's what it wants you to believe.

A gecko has taken up residence in my bathroom. Thankyou.

>they sucked his brains out!

>can nearly or outright kill you with a single bite
Pssh.
Nothing personnel.
Kid.

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Beetles are the heroes of the insect world.

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this is now a fish thread

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>be outdoors in the South a lot
>hear about how dangerous ticks are my whole life
>never once actually seen one or know anyone who’s been bitten by one

How 2 cure centipede phobia?

IMAGINE

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tuna is the beef of the sea

>that one tick that can make you mortally allergic to red meat

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What do tuna eat? Are they carnivores?

Oxygen levels were much higher, right now insects can't be bigger than they're

OPM's manga is unironically the Berserk of this decade in terms of the art quality

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giant centipedes are hellspawn

Chryssalids

Onions

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>Alpha-gal allergy (Wikipedia)
>Bites from certain ticks, such as the lone star tick in the US, and the paralysis tick in Australia, which can transfer this carbohydrate to a victim, have been implicated in the development of this delayed allergic response to consumption of mammalian meat products
when are vegans gonna weaponize this thing?

>first time you do the mission: most tense shit in the game, almost guaranteed to lose someone
>all other times: leisurely stroll through a shooting gallery
Xcom is a weird game that gets progressively less fun as you get better at it.

Centipede actually is the best bug fighter by far. It always wins on these Japanese bug fights. These things are huge compared to most other bugs, can strangle, bite hard, have venom and are quite durable, fast and aggressive to boot.
I'd put my money on centipede any day of the week, they can even kill small snakes

spiderbros are mostly nice, especially in northen countries

t. spider

>Duriel_flashback_PTSD.png

"MMA is an emerging diagnosis up and down the East coast of Australia, the prime habitat of ticks in Australia. The paralysis tick (Ixodes holocyclus) is the tick species that is responsible for hypersensitivity reactions, such as tick allergy, in Australia, so doctors suspect that paralysis ticks are also responsible for MMA. Paralysis ticks are the most common type of tick on the East coast.

To develop MMA, a person must have first been bitten by a tick. Not everyone who is bitten by a tick will go on to develop MMA, but those who suffer large (greater than 50 mm) itchy skin reactions that may last several days, sometimes with swelling, seem most likely to develop MMA."

The tick puts a little bit of kangaroo carbs into your body, which your body reacts to and develops a permanent allergic reaction to any kind of mammal meat.
There's an American tick that does the same thing.

youtu.be/nWZMfPP34g8
No.

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>tags: brainfuck, guro, forced, ahegao

>lone star tick in the US, and the paralysis tick in Australia

Thank God. I'm save.

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I'm pretty sure it loses to scorpion

>bitten by a giant centipede

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japs are sick

That looks like such a cool pet. Wonder if you could ride it around.

>when are vegans gonna weaponize this thing?
The real question is how many people this thing have bitten and turned them into obnoxious vegan?

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bueno

I knew a girl who had been bitten by one.
She was vegan, but only because she'd die if she wasn't. She had the more severe anaphylaxis reaction to red meat.

HOT
I like the industrial orange.
metal as fuck

Bees are sweet buzzers

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>mammalian meat products
So, fish and chicken are still fair game, right? Shit sucks, but at least it's not a total vegan curse.

Melvin for me

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not falling for your tricks buddha

I wonder if semen causes a reaction.

Not really whats scorpion gonna do? It cant pinch pede in half it can't sting it either when its wrapped up. Pedes wrestle other bugs and chomp on their heads, they are waaay more crafty than other bugs and they have a size advantage over most too

There’s something fishy about this image...

Be brave, stay wild user. :)

Yeah, scorpions beat everything one on one.

Based:
>Beetles
>Ants
>Bees
>Snails & Slugs
>Butterflies & Moths
>Small Spiders
If you're not on this list, you are officially relegated to "never talk to me or my bugs ever again" tier.

vagbond and vinland saga deserve that title more

Technically it's not a bite. Those aren't fangs, they are the foremost legs. Think of them more like venomous claws.

>weaponized tick-induced allergies
When will video games get advanced enough to allow me to do this? I guess there's always Dwarf Fortress

Grasshoppers are cool too

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Yeah I would. What's that little screaming human face in the middle of his forehead? Can you imagine trying to fuck shit up with that thing there all of the time?

>FOOLISH MORTALS!
>THE TIME OF JUDGMENT IS UPON-
>AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>UPON YOU!
>YOU WILL KNOW-
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME AS YOUR-
>WWWWWWWWWAAAAAA OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>MY NAME! YOU WILL KNOW IT!
>IT WILL BE THE-
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>STOP LAUGHING AT ME! HE'S A SEPARATE ENTITY! HE DOESN'T REFLECT WHAT I'M ABOUT AT ALL! YOU WOULDN'T LAUGH AT SOMEONE IN A WHEELCHAIR, WOULD YOU?
>WAAAAAAAAAHHHH WHERE DO SPRINKLES COME FROM??

You got me there. Locusts can fuck off though

>snails & slugs
>butterflies
>spiders
You are not my bro.

>Snails & Slugs
>Moths
>based

Yeah so fucking based destroying your garden and clothes!

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In ever fight the stinger gets in one of the many joints and then it is GG for the centipede. The more venomous the scorpion the faster the fight is over.

Yaa
Gomen gomen

>not naming them after ss officers
I pity you himmler is the best spider in the world

this
rest assured my friends shit like giant centipedes can't survive in our modern world

>moths
they eat your clothes and curtains though

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that's it's actual head the centipede face is a second mouth used for destroying shit basically

>game has classes
>no rogue or assassin

Locusts are grasshoppers, mate.

>tfw no honeypot ant gf

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>Talking shit about house centipedes
You shut you filthy mouth, they keep your house clean from cockroaches and other insectoid vermin, they are pretty much hoise equivalent of cats in uses

Grasshoppers are the insects with the greatest sense of justice.

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Ants are cool social-wise but they're fucking cunts
Slugs and snails aren't even in the same phyllum as spiders and insects

>OP is a centipede

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T H I C C

Every insect / arachnid has a downside except maybe ants. It's just a matter of whether or not their usefulness / cuteness makes up for it.
I was talking about the common / garden variety.

Because mice carry a shitton of fatal diseases. Small, fast, deadly species have resulted in an instinctual fear to avoid and kill. Snakes, spiders, bats, and mice all cause the same effect. The only reason fleas and mosquitoes don't is because their size, multitude, and how they were able to avoid detection for the most part. Though fleas, lice, and ticks still cause at least a revulsion and cleaning compulsion when discovered.

Centipedes still aren't insects.

>except maybe ants
ants are fucking commies though

Waking up.

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anyone else likes to watch live feeding vids on YT? Fuck mice and rats

Yeah except scorpions aren't very accurate or quick with their stinging, it will be wrapped around in no time gg no re

Alright so the revised list of based insects are

>Beetles
>Ants
>Bees
>Snails and Slugs
>Butterflies and Moths
>Small Spiders
>Grasshoppers
>Mantises

>Centipedes are truly evil creatures
>whenever I see a pic of a centipede I get chills
It's evil because you get the chills? Are you fucking imbecillic?

>EVO with bugs
The fuck user why do I want this now.

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!

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Scorpionchads where we at?

why live?

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The giant spiders weren't.

I wanna fuck a grasshopper

>Mantis
Oh shit I can't believe I forgot those.
It's not a problem as long as they're not
bringing to communism to us.
Most of the things people are discussing here aren't even insects or arthropods. It's mostly house invertebrates.

how did the bugs launch an asteroid from all the way across the galaxy?

loved my Mesmer in GW1
required high skill and reflexes but it made the difference

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THANK GOD

They've won basically every bugfight ever, there's a video somewhere

You realize how fucked the world would be if that happened, right?

I wanna go back bros

Except that is not what happens. The scorpions always win.

Literally why?

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t. Centipede

Dick sucking lips

AHEM

Lies. They used their long ass fangs to get at the tree sap deep within the trunk.

AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY? FEEDER MICE ARE MUCH CHEAPER AND MADE FOR THIS AGHHH

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Flea doesn't NEED rats they are just useful to bypass the sanitation part. If people were as dirty as rodents it wouldn't matter

Try being chilean then we can talk

>putting an arachnid into a bug fight
Sounds like cheating.

this is a comfy /van thread, keep it up
fuck scorpions and wasps[/spoilers]

yes, because it has that dumbass looking human face on its forehead

Could be bigger.

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Ladybirds/ladybugs are the clerics/paladins of the insect world.
They have divine-related names in nearly every language (hyperbole but it checks out as as I've checked).
In English the "lady" in ladybird/bug refers to "our fair lady" i.e. virgin Mary the godmother.
In Russian they're called бoжьи кopoвки - God's little cows and the name came before the spread of Christianity.
In Japanese they're called 天道虫, the bugs of the heavenly path.
Frenchies call them Bête à bon dieu, God's beasts.

Funfact: Centipedes/Milipedes aren't insects at all. By definition you have to have six limbs plus two wings even if they're modified like a mantis forelegs.

Birds can fuck off too. It's worth ruining the entire ecosystem and dooming the earth just to get rid of bugs and birds honestly.

Giant desert centipedes hunt scorpions on the daily as a food source, what are you smoking user

Mice have the risk of fucking up anyone trying to eat them with their incisors

If I was unfortunate enough to have roaches, I might tolerate centipedes, but there are other ways to kill bugs than fostering bigger, uglier bugs.
See? Look at this piece of shit. Fucking abomination.

You do realize centipedes are also prey for scorpions right?

They can’t handle us

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So why isn't it like that anymore? Meteorite reset?

Leave it to the Japanese to take an eerie looking bug and ruin it by turning it into a yu gi oh monster

Sure babydick pedes, not big boy desert pede

He doesn't know...

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Nigger, you hating on forehead faces?

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>Walking home
>Brushing my hand through some bushes to feel the textures as I do
>Feel terrible pinches
>Have 5 earwigs literally stuck in my hand by the pincers

I have never touched a leaf since

Will we ever be able to enlarge insects? I just wanna cuddle with a bee

>Oxygen levels were higher, bugs were bigger, horses were tiny
>Now oxygen levels are lower, bugs are tiny, horses are huge
What does it all mean?

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You can already do that, user.

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yeah looks dumb and is bad design.

>Live in a mosquitoes hell hole as a teenager
>Dumbass sister would leave the door open and let a lot of them in
>Was going to bed one night and noticed a spider in the corner of my wall building a fresh web
>Thought about removing him that night, but held of til morning since I was really tired
>Woke up that morning and he had a small web with several mosquitoes in it
>Realized that the spider might keep them away
>Ended up just letting him live there
>He minded his own business and just handled the mosquitoes problem
>Spider bro lived there for months until I came home from school one day and my mom said she cleaned my filthy room
>I panicked and rushed to my room immediately
>His web was gone entirely
>Looked frantically for the duster she used
>Checked it and there was no spider in it
>Went back to my room and noticed he went back to his corner probably after fleeing
>Got to live with my spider bro until his natural death of old age

>us
fuck off scutigera

They'd just suffocate unless we also gave them proper lungs

I'm not clicking on it. What is it?

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t. centipede

are jumpers much more intelligent than webfarts?

Based, only good bug is a dead bug.

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I mean I wanna cuddle with a big bee

Arthropods have very shitty respiratory systems so when the oxygen levels went down they shrunk down in order to adapt.

>the perfect size to turn into a cape and helmet

>needs to fight smaller scorpions just to compete
Cuckipedefag please

>infest your body forcing you to immortality were you slowly rot away until you're just an empty husk for the centipede to control
>not evil
I know who posted this.

Did he write backwards?

peacock mantis shrimp

They are much cuter, at least.

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Spiders eat insects. Think this through, do we want a world overrun with insects with no spiders to check them or both of them wiped out?

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They're coming for you Barbara.

Biggest pede is bigger than biggest scorp retard

What made them so universally regarded as holy though? I mean they are just funky coloured smelly bugs.

In Hungarian it's simply "(Hétpettyes) Katica-bogár" which roughly means "(Seven dotted) Kate-bug" or something similar

They use plasma to shoot asteroids out of an asteroid belt and hurl them at Earth or some shit, I think? Thought it was mentioned in one of the news bulletins in the movie.

by nerub

I wouldn't try to pursue this chain of logic, user. Ask yourself: who aren't we allowed to criticize in the society? And when was the last time someone criticized a horse?

There are some questions the horse community won't suffer. Be a good little jockey and stop asking those questions.

I heared they can observe their enviroment and plan ahead

I'm Portuguese they're called "joaninhas" literally little Joana (a woman name) which to my knowledge has no connection to religion.

Moths are cool fuck you.

Let's not pretend grunbeld isn't completely ruined by his dumbass forehead face

It's Kefka from Final Fantasy if he lived in the sea.

they have problem solving abilities better than most of the faggots on this board

>none of them can even survive with their heads off
lame

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>enemy is just a bigger recolored version of the previous

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Everytimes

>no bug themed fantasy rpg where you adventure in a neighborhood and unite to kill the great exterminator

>work in garden center
>become used to just shoving hand in foliage and grabbing plants by trunk
>piss off an especially large praying mantis
>owie_wowie.jpeg

Mantis Shrimp
Its claws are very dangerous
Some have evolved claws for smashing and some for lancing
They attack so quickly, the change in pressure in the water creates a cavitation bubble, which then explodes, dealing extra damage

>Uglier retarded butterflies that weebs love because they jack off to pictures of women wearing moth themed lingerie
No, I hate having these useless fucking insects barge in my room during summer, fly around a bit and then drop dead in the floor

I wanna FUCK bees.

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In Swedish they're called "nyckelpiga" which translates to key maid. It's connected to the Virgin Mary who was thought to hold the keys to heaven, and it was said that the ladybirds carried them for her.

In Christianity the number seven is a holy number, and ladybirds tend to have seven, or sometimes two, dots on their back.

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guys how do I beat him?

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>dies in one hit
Lmao elder centipede is a scrub

Delete this

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Can one of you post a fucking video already?

>youve been infected

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Insect are ugly as shit

STR>>>> all.

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Not everyone is a...Oh wait, yes, everyone is psychopath like you.

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>guys, let me just pose for a photo real quick

>

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Angry about moth

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Trigger warning for all scorpions

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>7 cm difference even including negligible shit like antennae and tail for the centipede comprising several centimetres
Come on now

Honey, I'm Home!!

Well that's what you get for not putting a cup over it and putting it outside.

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>comparing a giant hornet with a bumblebee
You do realize they kill innocent bees for fun, right?

STOP

>plague wipes out 1/3 of Europe
>malaria is estimated to have killed literally 50% of people that have ever died
If it wasn't for the DDT nerfbat malaria would still be far and away the most OP thing ever.

Delete this.

He said bugs not amorphous blobs that look nothing like bugs with the occasional tick enemy

Does that really count as an rpg though? The character customization is there, sure, but it's fairly limited.

This is oddly erotic...

The weak should fear the strong

Japanese hornets are literal hellspawn.

Joana is / was a Pope

what makes cockroaches so disgusting? Why do we feel disgusted by them naturally?

wtf killing a mother in front of her kids is cruel.

Basically a shrimp that can rocket punch you while looking fabulous as fuck.

I think the usual joke is that the US staged it to instigate and validate a invasive war on bug world.

this was a war -economy earth where everyone is high on propaganda.

what reason WOULD the bugs have to just randomly attack us and piss us off anyway knowing we would come to wreck their shit and why only attack ONE city?

my fucking sides

>A fucking leaf

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Yeah but are they better than webfarts?

These fellas are ugly but BOY are they useful, we where having trouble with tiny cockroaches in my house after a friend moved in using a bunch of crusty ass suit cases with eggs on them. We struggled with them until for some reason centipedes started to show up, we heard they hunt other insects so we would just let them go do their business as if we weren't there and after a couple of weeks the tiny cockroaches were fucking annihilated or something because they just disappeared.
After a couple weeks the centipedes disappeared too.

Cool dudes

Joana names comes from Yohanan whcih means god's gracious.
youtu.be/5O2Yjn3OXRk

fucking oof

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>t. House Centipede

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>Not SMT: Bug Edition where you recruit and grow insects and decide to either genocide them or join their cause

>you didn't get all of them
>they remember

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The game would practically make itself.

This is art

>see large fly buzzing around in my room
>gets stuck in a cobweb in the corner
>little spider rushes towards it

>us

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ekhm
fuck scorpions and centipedes

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I had honestly never heard of her. And doubt most portuguese people had, to name a bug the name of a supposed woman pope in the middle ages.
From what I know it was just a random popular and cute name that they added -inha to (common to denote something small, cute...)

>that ant that suicide bombs themselves
>mfw its in my country

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>legs all wrong
>jump around like braindead retards
>stupid as a rock, barely sentient
>greedy
>noisy
>jumping around uncontrollably

fuck grasshoppers, locusts and anything that looks like them remotely

Not an RPG

They literally live in trash.

No those retards keep getting into my room somehow and fly into everything like a drunken asshole

miau
fuck rodents and fuck small birds

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I Hungary we call these "Fülbemászó", literally meaning "Crawling into your ear". LeL

>>Feel terrible pinches
>>Have 5 earwigs
You're full of shit, earwigs aren't strong enough to really pinch people.
Unless you have bitch ass paper skin or something.

What IS terrifying about them however, is that they can fly

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For me it's their flying

DELET THIS RIGHT THE FUK NAO

Not having a friendly Huntsman chad keeping the local cockroaches under control.

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>Not Star Wars: Battlefront but with bugs, where the main armies are the typical colonial insects like ants, termites, bees, and hornets, but you unlock shit like mantises, tarantulas, scorpions, etc as elite units

youtube.com/watch?v=_WHYIBSyEe8

>Camping
>Playing FFTA on my new backlit GBASP
>Giant Moth flies in the tent
>Half the size of my head
>Repeatedly smashes into the screen and my eyes
>Gets in my mouth and flutters uncontrollably

This was the start of all my anxiety issues

Based and purrpilled

>jumps at you randomly

fuck you and fuck locusts too

I swear to god, the fucking araña de rincón is the ugliest motherfucking insect in the world, fuck this country

Is that a Khajiit Orsimer half-breed?

*ahem*
Fuck cats.

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to be honest i saw cats running away from big ratos

based guild wars poster

This, I feel, is why cats and dogs should not become too amiable with one another.

TREMBLE IN FEAR!

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arthropleura were herbivores tho

based
youtube.com/watch?v=1K9mO5QzOIQ

I think there's a game where you FIGHT bugs (as toy armies) but dunno bout making them

>what makes cockroaches so disgusting?

They literally eat their own and each others shit.

Murata is a fucking god

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in german they're called Marienkäfer. Literally Marybug. As in virgin mary.

you're on to something

*boom*
fuck aussies

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So do Dogs

>rom the vacuous spider

anyone who thinks ladybugs are holy hasnt been bitten by one
theyre little SHITS

>every other language named them something like buglady, bug of God, holy bug or revered to its red coloration
>portuguese peasants were so erudite they named them after an ancient denomination of god
Yeah sure that correlation may be there but anything more is pure speculation

I want to pet an Emu

>people pretending Melvin is the best
>when M-laria is irl Godzilla

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Bork

Fuck cats and fuck small children that get too handsy

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rekt

Hey guys, want some snacks?

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What up with these termite's head?

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What the fuck is this meme and why do people keep saying this
I've literally never seen a dog eat shit
How do you get bitten by a ladybug lmao

>Lives unerground
>Blind as a mole
>Can fucking fly though
Why?

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Satan's actually the good guy.

They eat aphids and aphids are cunts.
The meaning of Joan was "god is gracious", wasn't it? Could still be a connection through that.
Okay yeah no fucking clue here.

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Now I feel bad for killing the one house centipede I found in my room.

Nah. MonHun was the Triassic.

Lies. I have been bitten by this as a kid. Here I am.

What the fuck do you have to do to get bitten by one, what the fuck

>millions of different specs
truly the best balanced of all the classes

>t. huntsman

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>getting bitten by a ladybug
lol what a gay

i just remembered there is another scp that turns you into a bug or something
gonna go find it

>t. zombie

>In reality I am just a cowardly man with an aversion to pain
So basically, you’re also an incel?

the orange ones just land on you and fucking bite for no reason

>us

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Red ones are always total bros, but the yellow and orange guys are dicks of the highest order.

You're probably possessed by a demon or something bruh.

WHY AM I IN THIS THREAD
WHY AM I LOOKING AT THESE IMAGES
I DONT LIKE ANY OF THIS

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You aint fooling me, fig wasp!

Praise.

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probably because your a fag

Sorry guys, planarians are the future

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>argentinians
>white

As the other user said, they eat aphids and other plant damaging bugs. Gardens with enough ladybugs tend to flourish because they are not being destroyed by parasites. They help maintain beauty.

was that its dick at the end

Did he died?

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What's its battle theme?

>anyone who thinks ladybugs are holy hasnt been bitten by one
why is this so funny? I've been giggling at the thought of this for the past 10 mins.

>requires high oxygen atmosphere
flamethrowers would just work better on it

Hello my fellow Bees

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>It ain't me plays in the background.

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You role play as the knight and it's a game

herbivore

what in the world....

they go out to the surface at the night especially the males when they want that sweet bugpussy

mantids are cute

I love mantises.

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Oh fuck, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who accidentally thought that deeply about such a shitty movie. It almost seemed like brilliant political and socioeconomic commentary ready to enlighten the masses, and then they busted out the coed showers and called a fucking nerf football and a violin "entertainment". I've been too embarrassed to tell literally anybody about the insightful view that movie may possess.

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That's just a little manchineel apple. Go on, try one brother.

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Well the tick probably would drown. At least with how much of a nut I can bust.

>Snake swallows centipede
>Centipede burts out of the snake
>both die from the encounter

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Hornet genocide when?

Cute.

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It was worth it to see Dizzy's titties tho. Certified best girl over that other skank.

I fucking hate insects so much. I live in the upper Midwest, but when I went to the south the roaches were so fucking huge they might as well pay fucking rent. And then they started flying. I'd gladly take the snow 10/12 months over having those bugniggers.

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wtf, how do you get bitten by a ladybug?

Luckily for malaria DDT has been pretty much banned world wide and is almost impossible to obtain.

>Yea Forums pretends to be /an/ again

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it was its mouth (anus)

I don't know user, why do we find dirty things that increase the spread of disease disgusting? It truly is a mystery.

>user is being a faggot again

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>NOW HANDLE IT

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... Is that a freakin' mantis?

do people really not have asian ladybugs in their countries?
fucking lucky

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feels good not being a straya cunt

>French kiss you
>feed you nectar while doing so
Best girl

Sounds like an insect version of Secret of Nimh.

>user is sucking dick again

/van/ threads are great

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She identifies as bee and you will refer to her as such.

I've been seeing less of them since the Stinkbug has made its nasty appearance.

>woman pope in the middle ages.
You are too stupid for this board, user. You need to go to a board with lower IQs.

I love this tank build.

Better than Yea Forums pretending to be a video game board.

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>no Mantis
fuck off faggot

Selective breeding and mammalian rule for a very long time.

That's the weird thing that drops a fuckton of exp plus cool loot

It actually looks pretty cool

>Chinese Canadians

Embarrasing.

If anything looks pretty with many colors and gaudy as fuck, stay away from it. It's nature's way of saying "I am going to fuck your shit up if you so much touch me".

The chad honey buzzard vs the virgin hornet colony.

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>mmo drawn to the shittiest class like a moth to a flamethrower

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>what in the world....

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Chances are he was eighteen when that pic was taken though

what if it looks cute

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>snails and slugs
>based
I legit wish I could find you and end your goddamn life. Anyone that can find those living pile of devil’s snot acceptable is no good man in my eyes. Like seriously those fuckers look disgusting as hell and provides no benefit to you and even fucks with your plants. I thank god for making salt exist just so that I have a way to kill those little shits.

As someone who did gardening, they are a sign that shits going good. They vanish during bad weather and eat aphids that eat your plants.

aww heck yeah my time to shine.

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lungs+hemoglobin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spiracles+tracheae

I used to breed Giant African Landsnails and use /an/ threads to send them around europe, They make excellent pets and can be played with.

There's a reason they're called pussy cats.

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This is one of those time you would be glad you have a flame canister

Jesus, just standing under the tree when it rains will cause blisters?

Unadvisable.

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FUCK ASIAN LADY BEETLES. I HATE THEM MORE THAN BOXELDER BUGS! HATE HATE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

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What the fuck is this shit?

rainworld.jpg

Fuck ants. The little fucks invade my room every summer and I have to stage an all out war to kill them, only for the tards to come back next summer.

It's a weavel you retard

Same time same game and 1 digit apart. Actually spooked.

Jeanne d’Arc

>one of the most kino vidya villains is a centipede
youtube.com/watch?v=ag50ct3EBxQ

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Yeah, the allergy is incredibly rare. It makes sense, if it were so prevalent there would have been an evolutionary resistance developed.

In italian they’re called Coccinelle, it comes from the latin Coccinus, scarlet.

In many places though, the local dialects refer to them in different ways.
I heard that in florence they call her like a Female Saint, so your story still holds up.

They are nice bugs who are very useful for agriculture and are also really pretty, I’m glad that the world in general seems to like them.
Ladybugs and bees are so nice and cute.

Eat in your kitchen and don't spill soda everywhere.

They're fine but imagining them crawling on me creeps me out the most. I wouldn't squash one if I just saw it though.

My favorite animal. I love the Mantis Shrimp.

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Spiders are your friend.

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I cried, great story user
Spider bros just wanna help

Paladins propably, they have those massive shield over their wings, Bee's would be clerics or monks/nuns

*lick*

This is it. The apex predator.

I lived in the deep south for a few years. And I mean the DEEP south. It's 100000% impossible to get rid of roaches. It never gets cold enough to kill them off, so they can just live outside all year round. We had to bug bomb like 6 times a year. When I walked through the grass, I could always see them darting away from me by the rustling of the grass. Little known fact about roaches: they bite you in your sleep. Ask how I know. Those fuckers will literally try to eat you alive. Fuck roaches.

For some reason ladybeetles like to infest dogs.

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Reminder that in Japanese mythology centipedes are the most evil shit and kill dragons.

Horses breathe with lungs, insects breathe with lil holes on their bodies. Less oxygen getting into their system, inhibits support of larger frames.

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Come closer user, I'm just a delicate flower I won't bite. Don't you want to harvest my pollen?

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>white people.

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I

AKU

SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF EVIL

Has he been infested?

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>dragons
>good
Centipedes are literally satan but c'mon

Huh, like a more primitive axolotl.

asian centipedes are fucking massive

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Yes, those ladybeetles were inside the dog.

if you find centipedes in your house regularly it means theres usually prey insects infesting your house somewhere, I had boxes of shit from an old persons house and it caused silverfish to attack all the cardboard in my basement and multiply like crazy before I noticed it but the house centipedes basically arrived, ate them all and then fucked off or starved

Blessed crusader spider bringing death to nonbelievers.

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Motherfucker can one shot most things.

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I love these fuckers.

What the fuck is their problem?

i cant believe nature ripped off monhun

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youtube.com/watch?v=F6ogBK4NmtE

just stopping by to remind Yea Forums that they'll never be allowed to join the aggressive mantis squad

Guys I'm so fucking hard right now and I don't know why it's not stopping.

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cute!

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These guys have the coolest faces

Who /spiderbro/ here

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wow that's a cute fl

i knew what was coming and i still flinched.
I hate this webm

fug

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They're angry. ANGRY ABOUT BEES

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There's nothing cool about the face of death.

>he actually opens it after watching it the first time
Why?

Hollow knight.jpg

Wow, new episode of Vento Aureo looks great

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It's shit like this that makes me want to invest in a flamethrower.

are those dicks?

>Though fleas, lice, and ticks still cause at least a revulsion and cleaning compulsion when discovered.

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No, they bite, fuck them

That is the male's genitalia

yes

jesus christ it's like a bunch of retarded cowboys having a shoot out.

They don't care where the guns are pointin', but someone's dying tonight.

I can see this as some endgame boss type.

>P-put the stinger away, bro
>Br- OHFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jesus christ why for every cute insect there's 3 that look like this?

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wonder if a frog would feast on that.

DESPITE

Dude just wants to play video games.

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youtube.com/watch?v=MmgJAGpHOek
This single queen will birth thousands of warriors who will kill mercilessly.

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I swear theres been an organized effort to post /an/ threads on Yea Forums for some reason, seems a bit too uplifting. I should be more productive, I'm here too long.

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You are a mammal. Neoteny is part of what makes us like each other and even other mammals. It's the reason why if you raise a damn cougar if won't attack you.

Insects do not have this.

when we colonize mars anyone who tries to bring in an invertebrate is executed

Two nukes weren't enough.

why would moth need 4 dicks

how and why?

so it can fuck 4 moth girls at once

lost

Dogs keep their mouth open 24/7. This lets ladybugs breathe. Soft tender tissue like the one in the mouth is good as food for them.

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not sure why but moths seems to have the largest dicks in the bug world
youtube.com/watch?v=QQlhGT2VMOQ

I know, right? They've been real common lately.

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tarantula_on_human_penis.jpg
haha :)

I think its to coral the next generation of kids into Yea Forums, this place is a corpse that they're trying to reanimate.

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Extremely based and redpilled

Extremely cringe and bluepilled

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POST CUTE ANIMALS TO RECOVER FROM THIS THREAD

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Every time I see this I always think of the french accent.

theyre the only good threads on this board

Why do leftists and nu-males hate based bugs so much?

CUTE

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lmao got me

Yes, look at the genus Portia, truly amazing.

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Shamefur dispray white piggu, omae wa mou shindeiru!

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Not videogames, but they're allowed to go until bump limit?
You dont think thats odd?
Mods ban more videogame-related things but something as non-topic as this gets a pass, you should question more. Has no bearing on the quality of the threads, but its odd.

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> when your mom is talking to her friend but you want to go home

Oh shit wrong image, have a pic of best bug to make up for it

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>roaches bite you in your sleep
>bullshit let’s googl-
>it’s true
Fuck you, I really didn’t wanna know that.

Who would win

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that isn't a bug

Slaters are rad

I am a little woozy

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NANI ? !

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delete please

Asian hornets are mainly STR based, tarantula hawks are INT so the asian hornet would probably win.

Aedes albopictus are fucking cunts I tell ya what. Aggressive little fuckers

a literal tank

Yeah I know. I also know they literally breathe from their ass

Fucking cazadors

youtube.com/watch?v=IntAoTE8Kzc

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
Shut the fuck up, you stupid nigger. Not to mention that the user you replied to wasn't even the first fucker to mention a female pope, so even your initial attempt at guzzling ass was misguided, congratulations.

Earwigs crawling into ears is an urban legend and the pincers are just for reproduction.

youtube.com/watch?v=-HyHZsa79LU
The love shared between man and wasp.

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The most unnerving thing in that webm is the branch or whatever with all those holes in it.

Big iron

AAAaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaH OH GOD IT HURTS

>stung by every wasp/hornet on the planet
Coyote is the ultimate being now.

I put spoiler tags. You're the one who opened the box.

as far I know it's an ocean critter that vomits its innards as a self defense mechanism to scare off predators
that white shit is literally its guts
there's a pokemon based off it

Amateurs.

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youtube.com/watch?v=F6ogBK4NmtE

in asian mythology dragons are pretty much biggest good around

Outta my way wasp fucking shits.
youtu.be/J8sabn7pUsI

youtube.com/watch?v=kJZeTcylYTw
>game has demon infighting

They’re not even good shit eaters like dung beetles either.

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Asians get a ton of shit wrong, serpents shouldn't be worshiped. Wu worshipers are as shallow as Rick flair

not that unique, the demons are attacking each other just like DOOM!