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Alright, what I want from the audience is a genre of video games.
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Cinematic linear third-person shooter with light stealth elements and a skill tree
Hey that's great, okay, let's hear the Sony Exclusive Hoedown, take it away Yoko Shimomura on the piano.
3rd World Shooter.
I loved that show. Colin and Ryan were great
A Sony exclusive, that is what I'll make
The cutscenes will be epic, the screenshots will be fake
I don't need gameplay, that would be a hitch
The only value of this game is it's not on the Switch
Whoever made this image should be shot. This is literally a suicide guide. If you want to kill yourself do it quickly. I can't imagine taking HRT for 10 years, realizing I'm not a woman, then realizing I've destroyed my body and can't be a man either. This is quite likely the most cruel form of torture ever invented by the mind of mankind. Lord have mercy on your wicked soul.
Making games for Sony, you have to work real hard
So much raw power, the console's supercharged
But there's an problem, and gamers are to blame
If we're gonna push 4K memes it's capped at fifteen frames
I don't like Sony, it's really not for me
Pressing buttons just to keep watching a movie
But there's a problem, with my Xbox
It's got no games to play and only streams Fox
Just to add some atmosphere.
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Huston, we have liftoff. I repeat sides have reached the orbit
Movie games are something, that I have tried
But I still prefer my soft-core hentai
Anime titties, those are what's right
Except on Sony's shitbox they're covered up with light
Nice
COVERED UP WITH LIIIIIGHT
I'm playing DOA, I like the big tits,
Big fan of Honoka, I'd like to lick her pits,
I turned on my PC, gonna play some ports
Went onto my steam account, but they've took down all my porn!
They promised us third party games but something is amis
Quite a few things are missing from this supposed list
But I'll tell you something, this is no lie
Nintendo's like a cockroach, they just won't fucking die
10/10 thread would laugh again
guy gives a genre and none of these are even about the genre.
unironically good thread op
I fucking love you OP
So it's accurate to the show then.
Pretty fucking based thread
A for the effort in adding the lights, but kinda disappointing for a Ryan verse.
based and saved
I came to this board and thought we would talk games
But the catalog's state really is a shame
Don't get me wrong it's usually hit or miss
But there are two threads up right now about dog penis
can you please doctor to "an" to an "a"
the* "an"
fuck
all he ever did was mock Drew or laugh at Colin's jokes
Wouldn't you mock Drew at any chance? He made plenty of jokes, at his own expense too.
i miss old WLIIA guys
It still airs, man
Also every episode is on CW Seed
It could definitely be pretty funny, but it didn't take talent.
Robin Williams > Brad (if you know what I mean) > Colin (set up right) > Chip (musical) > Wayne (musical) = Brad (musical) > Ryan > Brad (native) = Colin (native) > Chip (native) > Wayne (native) > Greg > Cathy (mainly because I want to squeeze her boobs) > any of the other girls, girls are NOT funny
Oh also Drew is a wildcard, sometimes he could come out with something great, sometimes he kept a good joke going, other times he kinda fucked up or just played straight man. All I know is the show is infinitely weaker without him.
the best jokes a woman on that show was involved in has them used a mere prop for someone else's joke
We interviewed 100 gamers and you gotta guess what they said.
Question is, name something you can say about your console but not your wife.
I can turn it on any time.
Up to four people can enjoy it at once.
It's a better investment than the alternative.
If you think about it, there's no meaningful reasons to get one
Man when it gets worked up long enough, this thing starts cooking
AWW HELL WE GON BE TAKEN OFF A DA AIR OH MY LAWD YOU PEOPLE IS SICK I SAY JESUS FORGIVE US MY GAWD
Marvel Avengers Endgame!
i can put my disk in it
Fucking piece of shit didn't do what I wanted so I hit it with a hammer
Watchin' Endgame, my attention it does grab
Hold on a second, did the Hulk just dab?
Hang on 'til the ending, of this long-ass flick
Iron Man kills Thanos and himself with just one click
It exists
I didn't like it, I think it kind of sucks
It really felt like a waste of thirteen bucks
Marvel needs to stop being PC
But at the very least they're not DC.
>Robin Williams
>"I have a career, what am I doing here?"