PRÖÖÖHHH :D

Dominions 5

Why are baby elephants so cute?

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theyre just dopey little idiots who dont understand how to use all the flappy bits yet, the disproportionately big ears are really cute too

cutest and most basedest baby animal ever proooooh lol what the fuck

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Bideo games :DDDD

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>made by the pokemon crew

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There's nothing more worthless than a elephant without tusks. Zero medicinal value.

Dwarf fortress

Postal 2

When you think about it, elephants really look like something you'd expect in an alien planet.

Uncharted: The Lost Legacy

I personally think horses are the most alien looking thing on this Earth.

youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c

>tfw elephants think we're cute

He asked for games, user

Cabela's African Adventures

I don't understand Elephants. I mean, is there a weirder mammal than those fucks ?
They're cute though.

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Battle for Middle Earth 2

See

Elephants are cute as fuck.

god spurdo has so much more soul than this forced apu apustaja fren shit

>shattered seat
The real reason Indians don't use toilets.

>made by Game Freak
>on anything but a Nintendo system
what did they mean by this

>not spiders

>tfw elephants are going to be extinct in your lifetime because of insectoid chinks

Echidnas have four dicks. the Platypus sweats its milk. Koalas get addicted to and poisoned by the only thing they eat. The Capybara consigns itself to death in the presence of predators.

:DDDD

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>The Capybara consigns itself to death in the presence of predators
A lot of herbivores have this instinct

shut up you will delet this post

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So Yea Forums, how do you pronounce "pröööh :DD"?

>is there a weirder mammal than those fucks?
the platypus

>beaver with duck beak
>swims underwater with eyes closed, finds food by detecting the electric signal that living beings use to move their muscles
>has no stomach that stores gastric acid
>males have poison claws ontheir hind legs
>female sweats milk to feed her babies

They're even more of a fantasy animal than unicorns and yet they exist.

Is there even anything that could upset a cabybara?

Prooo Dee Dee

haha

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spiders at least make some sense because they fit in with other bugs

I like elephants

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> Koalas get addicted to and poisoned by the only thing they eat.
Literally me.

Puberty

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>Elephants are intelligent creatur-

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how did u make an elephant better than real life whoa

>humans do this all the time
Humans confirmed unintelligent

just a friendly prostate exam, hes looking out for his mate

interpolation with vectors

>a really long neck
>you don't need an engineering degree to know long things are weaker: you break a ruler or a stick by pushing the ends down and the middle up
>spotty
>camouflage on something that sticks up instead of being low to the ground
>antennae?
>offspring takes a 5 foot fall upon delivery
giraffes are just horses but weirder.
how the fuck do these exist but unicorns don't?

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hippos are way bigger assholes and are three times as aggressive, but an elephant is just way bigger and has big as fuck tusks

poo in the proooooh

HE OBVIOUSLY ENJOYS IT

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SNIFF

>tfw am an elephant puppy

lies

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not sure about games but i know a show without elephants. GoT

To be fair that's the one I thought of as well

pRööööööH

its the fucking head things that seal the deal for me, what are they even for

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Man, Elephants would make great pets if they were a bit smaller.

ELEPHANTS THINK I'M CUTE

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Have you ever seen Giraffes fight? They swing their necks and bludgeon shit to death with those things on their head.

>horns covered in skin and fur
Just who the fuck came up with this design

Rimworld

>Have you ever seen Giraffes fight?
something as weird as a giraffe should absolutely not be fighting

I think you're cute too, Azu-nyan.

I ask myself that every day. Shit hurts, man.

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would hate to see the other guy

BASED

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Blessed post

That skin is from his own horns, user

Total war rome, Age of empires.

I know. If he's that fucked up, imagine the thing he murdered

If I just saw that looking at me I'd scream while attempting to shit myself with such force I would projectile vomit shit out my mouth

God likes elephants.

Can we just agree on mammals being the master race?

Dominions

soundcloud.com/boksi-1/elephants-trampling-blood-slaves-forever

I am surprised how fucking smart elephants are. The Asian Elephants are capable of painting youtu.be/uypIj_BYzAw
Like how fucking smart are these elephants? at the end she is able to spell spell her own name?!

youtube.com/watch?v=JLZdsoL-mLY

Rolo to the rescue

he probably just rubbed it against a tree
thats what they do to get it off when their antlers are fully grown

This is a good thread.

those silly giraffes

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Hey guys this the ungulate thread? I heard unicorns and came as fast as I could.

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I rode an elephant once in Thailand. Fun Fact: They smell kinda like horses.

Go back to narwaleddit you ugly meme fuck

Amateur

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Can blue whale friends post here too~

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>you don't need an engineering degree to know long things are weaker

Dude, a giraffe's neck is strong as fuck. They use it fight.

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Haha giraffes are so silly

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Those elephants are very carefully trained to replicate other pictures, they're not expressing creativity and drawing their own images. But, it's still very impressive.

So they grow under their skin and then rip the skin off permanently? What the fuck

Respect to moose. That's a real right of passage

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whacky wheels

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Why didn't it just grow like really long arms instead of using the most vital part of your body for this shit?

fucking mental to think of how big dinosaurs were
its hard to imagine any living thing being that size

Geese.
They're assholes

Hey, if you don't got a gun on you in a proper caliber for a moose, that might be your best chance. It's not a fantastic one, but still.

>playing RE6

Nowadays you could go with the blue whale

That one webm where a guy on a kayak narrowly avoids the mouth of a whale closing in terrifies me. These things are way too damn big.

When I was young I had a set of Babar and Celeste plushies. Every night I would lock Babar in the closet and hump the fuck out of Celeste. I don't know what happened to her...

blue whales are the biggest creatures that ever existed so not that hard actually

it happens yearly and afaik its pretty much just dead skin when they shed it, its not like their skinning themselves alive
looks cool though

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Cheetahs are silly too

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despite how big they are, they're practically harmless to humans. That was probably an accident on the whale's part

Do not fucking screen cap this post and make a meme of a whale posting on a computer

You're supposed to lock her in the closet afterwards, dum dum.

They probably moved away because you were raping his wife.

how is that process done? Because there has to be more to this, and from what I have seen elephants are the only creatures to show empathey. They often take fruit from trees and drop them for animals who cant reach.

Thats in water though.

>So they grow under their skin and then rip the skin off
Yes.
>permanently?
No. Their horns fall off and regrow every year.