NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

You'll make a fine rug, cat!

Never should of come here!

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>*OF

Mods fix it
Mods like Defeat

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It's should've not should of, ESLtards

shut up tranny

I'LL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL

I'LL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL!

YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG, CAT

Mountmind

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you beat me to it. nice.

I'LL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL! mind

I come as i please, milk drinker.

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Mountmindmind

Why were so many of Skyrim's outfits sleeveless? It's a cold province.

Native speakers are the ones most likely to make that mistake though.

Nords are super resistant to cold

Past games talked about them running around naked

Nords come from atmora, so Skyrim is like a trip to the tropics for them

Jesus, that's too perfect.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS!
FUCK OFF KNIFE EAR!

Thought he was playing violin

is TESO Elsweyr based or cringe? I want to play as a kitty but I've heard that it sucks

Have you heard of the high elves?

not hairy enough to be ross 2bh

tie up

this is what maiq sees after he finds a good place to masturbate

>HAVE

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It's weird seeing them again after years without a physics based giant schlong between their legs.

and ASS man

ASS

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OH NOE

So are Dunmer like always cold then

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PICKPOCKET! PICKPOCKET! GUAARD YOUR PURSEES!

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>submit to them
>they take my gold and begin raping my character
>all according to keikaku
>I'm a succubus
>possess the bandits through coitus
>use bandit thralls to pillage a village and rape everything in sight
>Men, women, children and animals; no one is spared.
>execute those who dont interest me and convert the rest to my thralls
>purge my possessed army when it becomes too large
>this is done by commanding the group to turn on and cannibalize the ones I want to prune from the group
I dont think I could ever play an unmodded oblivion game. If fallout 4 wasnt so simplified, I would bet its mod scene would be amazing. I would still be modding oblivion due to the depth of the current mods, but skyrim is just much more visually appealing and easier to mod.

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>Past games talked about them running around naked
>Past games SHOWED about them running around naked
Fixed that for you, Morrowind had multiple Nords run around naked after being tormented by WITCHES.

ass too big

I'm on a quest to let every male NPC in Skyrim fuck my housecarl Lydia for gold. already did the South and west regions of skyrim.

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>Not including the animals

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Only when it's your milk.

makes me wanna re-install the game desu

It's hard work.

based

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Don't stare at me slut.

>HAVE

mod list plis

I say it as a joke because it pisses grammar fags off so much, but I probably shouldn't because it will probably just make it stick and it will actually get adapted into the English language

*Rapes your waifu*