>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?", says the employee
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh, god... not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile, spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while, spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph. We are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere, my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
Walk into Gamestop
>Walk into gamestop
>Look at switch games marked new in non sealed cases with stickers on them
>Employee mumbles at me asking if I need help
>Decline and leave
>Get home
>Read this
>Fap
Thanks OP
Post the one about user's mom walking in on him playing Totori.
i miss this era of Yea Forums and it's never coming back
where's the mspaint comic of this
We can have it in this thread.
When did GameStops start getting Gachapon machines? Went into one a week back and they were selling tokens at the front for a dollar. Ended up spending on the machine for pic related and got the one on the bottom on my first coin.
They also had ones for Sailor Moon, Breath of the Wild and Dragon Ball too.
>walk into Gamestop
>go up to the counter to get the game I pre-ordered
>there's no one there
>hear something squeaking
>HOLY SHIT THERE'S A FUCKING MOUSE BEHIND THE COUNTER
>Try to grab the nearest object so I can smash it
>It actually avoids my attacks and is now angrily squeaking at me
>I say fuck it and get out of there as fast as I can
>when I get outside I look back to the store so I can report it to corporate
>It actually wasn't a Gamestop, but a fucking Chu-kostop
FUCKING CHU-KOSTOP
>didn't end with "fucking Gamestop"
one job
>go into gamestop
>buy game I was looking to get
>pay for it, decline offers
>go home
>game works fine
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>go to Gamestop
>buy a new game
>they take the disc out of a disc envelope from behind the counter
>they put a clear stick on the case so it's "sealed"
>walk into Electronics Botique
>search through bargain bin
>find a game called Total Annihilation
>decide to buy it because the screenshots looked cool
>read the manual in the car-ride home
>play it
>"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE BEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED I'M GONNA CUM AHHHHHHHH"
>FUCKING ELECTRONICS BOTIQUE
>Go to gamestop
>20$ wired pro controller is locked the wall and you have to ask for it
>Ask them for it
>Ask why its locked to the wall
>They tell me anything above $20 is locked due to theft
>Pull the ~$70 Pro controller off the rack without it being locked
The wired one is their own brand. They make more of a profit off of it, so it's worth more to them.
Yup thats how it works. Last copies are usually guts.
I work at Gamestop
Ask me anything
why?
Where are the games?
>walk into Gamestop
>stop at the entrance and look around
>everyone either looking at children's toys or at the floor
>no one makes direct eye contact
>socially retarded undesirables instinctively know who the alpha is
>butterface cosplaying cashier starts blushing
>she's moist
>consciously flex on top of subconsciously steady flexin
>360 dab
>turn around
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Why the fuck was a new box opened? Why did they remove the shrink wrap?
>people still buy games from gamestop
>instead of buying Best Buy GCU before it went away and getting games there
>instead of using amazon
>instead of buying digital
but why do people do this
In the bqck under the pop figurines
>buying digital
Because I need money.
Behind all the collectibles.
Because we need display copies for most new games. A lot of the cover art we get is promotional and limited quantity. So to make up for it we have to gut games. You can almost always get a sealed copy if its a newly released game or not a niche game just ask for it.
even digital is better than gamestop
>walk into GameStop
>ask for copy of gone home
>cis shitlord clerk calls me sir when I clearly identify am a she
>ask to see manager
>shitlord calls me sir again
>demand cooperate’s phone number
>shitlord calls me sir again
>spill spaghetti and trash display and storm out
>fucking gamestop
I remember not liking the spaghetti meme because it came from a popular normalfag song instead of some obscure web comic or whatever (e.g. lasercheese).
Now that memes themselves are passed around by grandmas that seems like such a petty complaint in retrospect.
STOP FUCKING CALLIING ME MAN DUDE
You lucky bitch
I seriously don't know why anyone would buy from GameStop due to this. You can order a sealed copy online or even go to fucking Walmart.
>walk into gamestop
>browsing the empty shelves
>spider approaches me from the cobwebs
>makes unintelligible spider noises at me
>"n..no thanks, just browsing"
>go to empty counter to pay
>homeless squatter looks at me for a moment, then goes back to his heroine
>approach counter covered in trash
>"d..do you guys have battlefield 5?"
>gust of wind from broken window blows trash everywhere
>fucking gamestop
I just want the box and CD art user. It's the same with metal albums.
>go to Gamestop
>grab a “new” game
>employee pulls envelope out and inserts a disc into an opened box
>seals it closed with some shitty sticker
>decline and cancel purchase because the new game has been opened
>tries to convince me otherwise, as if he hadn’t just put an opened disc into an opened box
>watch him struggle taking the sticker off the box as I leave
>go to gamestop
>cute girl working
>asks me what I'm looking for
>kind of just wanted to browse but I didn't know how to putilize that into words so I came up with a plan on the fly
>looked at the closest game that stuck out to me, picked it up, and said "found it already!"
>tried to make it seem cool and natural but in retrospect my response was very manufactured
>it's god of war 3 remastered for ps4
>mfw I don't have a ps4
>spent 20 bucks on a game for a console I don't own because spaghetti
What is actually wrong with you people? You do realize that gamestop would sell it as pre-owned if it were actually pre-owned, right? They'd make more money that way. It's a piece of software, and usually just a license to download that software on the disk that has at most been touched by one employee, solely to put it in that sleeve. Are you just going to go home and leave it in that plastic wrap forever?
>walk into game store
>ask employer for Elite Dangerous
>he never heard of it and asks if i have a picture of the cover
>search for the cover then show it to him
>"let me see if it's in the storage"
>a minute later and he's back with my game
Why do you people struggle? Do not ask for the game, show them the cover of your game.
>putilize
Meant to say "put"
FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
I buy a new game because I don't want anyone to have touched my game.
I hate gamestop
they killed all the hobby shops near me that had vidya and vidya-related merch
the only hobby shops left are the ones focused on board games and trading cards
Good.
Old Yea Forums was cringe bluepilled teenagers clinging to jews. Everything nowadays is much better.
but why
Mostly because AIDS and hepatitus B
ohh you're retarded
What's the point in buying new, then? I don't know who the fuck touched it if it's open. You're the kind of guys who opens the boxes for things st stores, aren't you?
this is bait but /pol/ zoomers unironically believe this
I'm a manager at gamestop, and there are always the spergs who flip shit about a.opened boxes or b.generic box art on used games. We all make fun of you when you leave the store, by the way.
>2011 was 8 years ago
At my local gamestop we have this guy that literally looks like Comic Book Guy from the simpsons but always, ALWAYS puts on this act like the guy from Futurama, the world of tomorrow guy. I shit you now. Everytime someone comes in "HHEEEELLLLLOOOOOOoooooo, WELCOME TO THE GAMESTOOOOooop!! HOW MAY I SERVE YOU TODAAAAAAaayyyy"
I've just stopped going in at this point, it's the most annoying thing I've ever experienced.
k? You work at GameStop. There are websites dedicated to mocking your whole life.
>walk into gamestop
>ask if they have ps5 games
>they lock the door behind me and turn off the lights
>they're out of business
You could at least try to tell him to knock it off just when you visit, if you go there regularly
I'm not into confrontation. Just started going to the locally owned used game stop across town. They don't even talk to you, I love it.
game STORE, not game stop.
This is believable
You should walk in and say the line before he can and then whip your cock out and helicockter him with your beanpole screaming NIGGERS
because I get a slight discount and nobody else except online retailers carries the SE or 1st run copies anymore
I fucking hate online retailers with a passion and I hate the stupid ass mail service even more because they keep mixing my mail and the mail for an elderly black woman who moved away from here
last house I lived in they also stole my magazines from the boxes and I caught them doing it once
>writing a spaghetti gamestop thread in 2019
what a waste of your time
What the fuck is going on in this picture?
bump
It's shopped to make it look like something else is going on
can u get me a new game? u get free games right?
Yes but theyre mine!
>walk into gamestop
>grab game case from the wall
>walk up to counter
>would you like to preorder something
>no
>would you like a game guarantee for a buck?
>no
>would you like a game informer subscription?
>no
>would you like to sign up for our rewards program?
>no
>oh, okay
>pink haired whale grabs game from the drawer
>that'll be 15 dollars
>pay
>grab game
>walk out
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>go to GameStop to buy Ace Combat 7 on release day
>didn’t have it
>Walmart next door did
>buy it there
>go to GameStop to buy Ys 8 on release day
>didn’t have it
>Walmart next door did
>buy it there
>go to GameStop to buy Fate Extella Link on release day
>didn’t have it
>Walmart next door did
>buy it there
I skip GameStop and go straight to Walmart, and Walmart’s games are actually new in plastic wrap still.
I've always received new sealed copies from my Gamestop. Do you guys actually try and gauge if the person buying the game is a sperglord autistic shithead and deliberately give them the opened new games?
:(
>Go into gamestop
>buy game
>sell game back at another gamestop
>repeat five times
>free $50
Lol, Gamestop
Not really, but the more obscure a game is, the less we get of it, so there are going to be less available sealed copies, or, if we only get one, none at all. Chances are, the games that sperg losers get don't have any sealed copies. We are actually actively discouraged from giving anyone the display gut, because it means that we have to make a new display gut, creating more work for us. Also, we definitely do talk shit about the people who buy Senran Kagura or the Nep games.