She's looking at your dick

>She's looking at your dick.
What would you do?

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she looks like an infant you fucking pedo.

Tell her that Big Boss is Venom Snake.

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What? She's like a full grown woman. Who's probably over 1000 years old.

For being the big baddie of the game, she sure likes to show off her slutty feet.

can someone tell me why people started spamming pedo? is it the whole resetera shit?

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>Tfw no time god gf to reverse time make you cum over and over

bicycle kick her face

slam her head into a fucking table

caption this

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I'll go an play an actually good fighting game like Skullgirls.

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Jesus

...

I would look at her dick.

Johnny has the best fatalities.

respectful and mature

politely ask her if she could increase its size a bit

yeah you and the 3 other people still playing that shit lol

*flex nuts*

>calls one of the best fighting games ever created shit
B8 or simply an MK11 shill? Which one is it?

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Trannies have been avatarfagging with loli shit for the past weeks

Please don't make Skullgirls fans seem like fags also Valentine is best girl.

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wtf, you can do a fatality on Kronika?

You spelled Fortune wrong

You spelled Peacock wrong

The only faggots are the people still making MK threads.
>Valentine is best girl
What a faggot.

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is the story worth watching on YT?

You spelled Beowulf wrong

It's kind of fun to watch.

The cause of trannies mental illness and gays in general is sexual abuse as a child and while the gays and tranny faggots want to be accepted as they are there is a cognitive dissonance in shutting down the cause of their sexual deviance, aka pedos.

Peacock is the funniest probably.

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BASED

Kill her

Was the leak that she's actually Frost from the future who travelled to the past not actually true?
They do look a lot alike.

Boomer Cage should have his own fucking game

>posting black women

this isn't an ape board, dude

Imagine.
She gives you the best God damn blow job in your pathetic existing life. And you cum with the force of a thousand horses.
And then...it's rewind time!
Until she's fucking bored of you, you do nothing but bust your load in her mouth again and again and again and again and again and again.
Imagine the feel.

>Shiiiiiieet and I thought it would be Mileena who would bite my dick off

god what is the FUCKING disgusting freckle mesh or whatever the fuck they call it, that they put on all skin models now? It looks so shit and disgusting, Skin does not look that repulsive.

God, I fucking hate this artistic trend we are in right now with this shit

After how the patches have been handled for her piece of shit game? Ask for a refund.

PC exclusive feature.

faggots btfo again

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t. a homosexual

>her fatality, except instead of killing you over and over in different ways she changes sexual positions and makes you cum until the end of time

Nothing, because I didn't buy this trash-ass game

t. tranny that is upset black girls are more woman than he'll ever be

You mean the pockmarks? Your skin may not be so flawless by the time you hit 50, man. Especially if your hygiene and diet is the kind that makes you constantly have acne.

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Blacks are an all male race, there's no such thing as a "Black woman".

Consult with the Elder Gods, of course.

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They're pores I think.

Most likely actual pedophiles trying to rob the word of its meaning by calling everything it. I suspect that most people that try to compare lolicon to actual child abuse are up to the same thing. They want people to roll their eyes when they hear such accusations, and think "Oh, they're probably just talking about that shit; Nothing serious."

you know people can like both right retard

dumbass its a bad screenshot

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keep away

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You spelled Painwheel, AKA BEST and CUTEST girl, wrong.

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>Kronika is best girl
y/n

No, that's Frost

No its pores, like the one user said. So many devs try to put that on everything. Some games to it right, but other games just make a fucking disgusting skin mesh like we see here. Some of it is freckles as well. Artists go overboard on the skin mesh and it looks like utter dogshit.

It gives skin a very bumpy and callous look to it. Almost glittery in some lights. It does not allow proper light scattering on it and just looks horrible.

>using image of young Johnny even though the question at hand is about old Johnny

Dumbass.

ok now what retard

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Why is there no porn of her yet

y

Skarlet is

because she's ugly as fuck

She has porn already
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SFM when

suck it back in to my fat pouch

>console graphics

Wynona Rider was the facial model?!

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Not a single thing of that "leak" was true except scorpion dying but he died to Dvorah and got replaced by scorpion but it doesn't even matter because time got reset 10 min later

she looks like a dude

You are correct, sir.

Because she's fucking ugly.

Very good taste

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Spelled Fukua wrong. Dark skin waifu or perish

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Hard pass. If their goal was to make burka kombat women unattractive, then they've succeeded.

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>higher than an elder god
>freckles, moles, skin blemishes

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>hard pass
I dont think you used that correctly

Is this some Elder Scrolls character?

yeah what the fuck thats kinda dumb. Its stupid that they gave her any flesh at all, she should have been a celestial robo waifu

Call the exorcist.

The story was awesome outside of Rhonda

you dont look jewish, but thanks for the impromptu circumcision

>freckles, moles
YEAS BROTHER WITNESS THE TRUTH, ACCEPT THE SUPREME FEATURE IN A WOMAN

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>Hornbuckle and Blaze still fighting on the Pit bridge in the Krypt

Neat

Wtf do you even mean by that?

freckles and moles are cute, but why would a 'god of time' have them

you know, there are creams that make this dissapear now, there is just no excuse to keep looking like shit.

hard pass is something you say when its something you don't really want to skip out on but you have to. should have used easy pass, or some other saying.

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correct but also wrong
you mispelled double wrong

Can't every girl be the best girl?

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*Russian techno music starts playing*

Let her suck it because she can help me out with rewriting time, also she's prob got millions because she's Tilda Swinton or whatever.

>literally existed since the beginning of time
>probably 1000 years old
You’re dumb huh

the fuck is that uncanny mess

cU4PshP

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VIOLENCE GOOD
SEX BAD

That’s not Hornbuckle, retard. It’s Rain. Hornbuckle is a green palette swapped Liu Kang. How can you even confuse the two unless you’re a fucking dip shit that doesn’t know what you’re talking about?

That’s not what that fucking means at all, you god damn idiot.

Have sex.

unironically applies for once

retarded if it isnt that. It does not make sense if its the way you suggest it. No doubt teens bastardized it and dont understand what the actuality of the meaning is. How would saying "hard pass" to anything you eagerly not want to do make sense unless being ironic? nothing hard about it.

there is no way i misinterpreted this my whole life but have also been using it correctly at the same time. If what you are saying is true, is just another stupid phrase that literally means nothing without knowing its slang, like bet.

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>artistic trend
sorry user, normies just want more and more realistic looking games, bad skin, normal-to-ugly potato faced people, say goodbye to aesthetic character design choices forever

the bottomless autism of this website will never cease to amaze me

arguing about the meaning of stuff without looking it up on urban dictionary first is what's retarded

i see that you're a man of taste as well

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MOM SAID ITS MY TURN TO PLAY XBOX

so its stupid retarded slang
I have been using it incorrectly for years and still got by using it any time I used it. Its shitty slang, crossing that off my phrasing list, never using it again.

It sounds like nothing of what it means, thats so fucking retarded, holy shit. English is so fucking retarded im gona SCREAM AGHHH

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"No marty, (something something something) alternate Timeline!!"
that's the best I've got.

Why wouldn't she ?

Skullgirls is a ripoff of the ACTUAL best FG ever, MvC2. Skullgirls is shit compared to MvC2, and its creator actively reminds everyone that his game didn't get into evo because of money. Every. Year.

Its sounds exactly like what it means sperg, your autism just makes any minor linguistic ambiguity exceedingly difficult for you to comprehend

no it doesnt retard. Saying something is a hard pass makes it seem like you are saying it because you really wanna do what subject is being brought up, but you cant. Like "do you wanna get some five guys today? its on us!" "Sorry thats gona be a hard pass, gotta go on a diet"

This is literally the only way I have heard this slang used. I have never heard of it the way you, the other guy, or urban dictionary talk about it.

All she wanted was to be respected.

Your example is exactly how you use it, you just misinterpreted the meaning retard. It’s hard as in strong, you’re strongly passing on it. Dumb ESL poster

its too easy to misinterpret then. No wonder why English majors hate slang

Im the original user that said hard pass, and I meant it in the way that this user said it . I meant it as a strong/stern pass that cant be changed, cant be moved, cant be negotiated. What you said can make sense, but desu, idgaf. It doesnt even matter, thats why I didnt reply before, but I see a spergout happening.

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WHAT THE FUCK SPOILER NIGGER

>1019 years off
Oh fuck off faggot

My whole life has been a lie and I have nothing else to show for it.

I am speechless and my day is ruined.
How many people have I been unintentional assholes to...oh god, oh fuck

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my man

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>Skullgirls
>anything other than fap bait budget MvC
el oh el

isnt mike z an incredible asshole in real life, or am i thinking of someone else

Yeah, he is.

WE

turn 180* and do the moonwalk

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>no furries
no buying

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