Wake up

pray for the first time in my life to not get head

>Help them up and carry their disoriented bodies to my place
>Let them sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with their freak outs when they wake up
>Ask them if they're ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand them bowls of eggs
>Ask if they need a ride home
>Tell them to take care

Jade>Mileena>Kitana>>Skarlet

Restore balance to the realms of course, I have no interest in carnal pleasure when the fate of our worlds are in peril.
Step aside ladies, I have no quarrels with you.

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Ask the ladies where Frost is

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Why do they all have the same size tits?

>no Sheeva

Roll over and go back to sleep.

based autist

Because that's the perfect amount of titflesh.

Mortal Kombat is dead. I miss these designs

>die every try
>corrupted when successful

gj faggot

Ask them where's the tent with Takeda, Kenshi, Johnny and Erron de su.

go play the game then retard

Test my might.

Seeing as she is just a head on top of a robot body now, the better question is what they did with her body.

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Burn down the building

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Fuck Mileena's tits and kum on her teeth.

Play teddy bear with Jade

Dress them in a mature and respectful way...then kill them in an inhuman fashion.

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O-Oy veyyy. I'd rub those filthy shekels all ovah mah bawdy. Naughty little coins hehe

you retards are this assblasted

>for years want Frost back into a game
>they do it in the worst way possible most likely to shit on Frostfags
I hate NRS

Only other non-faggot on Yea Forums.

She keeps it to plug into for a ladies night out

Can you explain what's wrong?

She is a walking agendered fridge.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why didn't Kitana just kill Shao Kahn before?

censor it

She's extremely obviously female and she, nor no one else, disputes this.

Feed them all baked beans

>ruin her hair
>costume ripped straight from Overwatch or Avengers and way overdesigned
>turned her into a robot because LOL
>betrays Kuai Liang again
>gameplay is uninspired trash
It's literally NRS giving the middle finger to anyone who requested her.

I want a minigame where you force disoriented MK girls to eat eggs from a bowl.

Frost is cute as a robot, user

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Serves you right for being a Frostfag in the first place. Her only notable traits since inception are:
>Having Sub-Zero powers
>Being a screeching entitled cunt
In an almost poetic fashion, entitled Frostfags screeched for her return and it ended poorly for them like so many of the character's own machinations

Did you assume xer gender?

who cares she sucks and her ending is shit

>agendered

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kek

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She has her klassic hair still, numbnuts.

Is that Klassic Khameleon in the back?

>ruin her hair
she had her classic hair retard

MORTAL KOOOOMBAT!!!

Post more best boy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

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what's her problem with sub zero anyway?, she always tries to shit on him at every chance she gets

The Patrician response.

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That intro got a grin outta me, based Noob.

You're assblasted enough to reply literally every time

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She's always felt like she's gifted or some shit. Sub Zero puts the thot in her place and this makes her upset.

Attached to terrible outfits dumbasses.

MK has taken terrible or worse characters and made them great. I like Frost because of the potential she has and I have a thing for characters with ice powers and with MK9 onward being in a different timeline the posibilities were endless, but much like everything in MK11 she was just handled poorly.

This kinda shit looks so cool, but I tell ya man reality sets in pretty hard that you can't fuck more than 2 at a time, you can like fingerblast em and fuck a third, and then one pussy is just blatantly better than the others, and then you gotta worry about where you're aiming your money shot, it's all so tiresome, quite literally one chick at a time is ideal

She identifies herself as the gender she was born with before becoming a cyborg, what do you mean she's agendered?

>wat do
ask why theres a bunch of trannies hanging out in my room

are you that upset that costumes didnt make it to the next game happens in fighting games all the time you retard

hand out some burkas to cover them

>Attached to terrible outfits
nice opinion

You are a summing xer gender, that's not very progressive from you shitlord.

>but much like everything in MK11 she was just handled poorly.
It's a good thing I lost interest in the series after MK9. I'll always have a soft spot for Mortal Kombat's crazy characters and direction but it's hard to go back to after playing more technical fighters. Hate seeing what a clusterfuck 11 seems to be

close my eyes and pray god for womyn less problematic

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...

Wonder where the fuck is Sheeva.

you sound like a retard

A correct opinion to boot

>Hate seeing what a clusterfuck 11 seems to be
I hear that. I was hyped for it at one point but they've really trashed it.

classy

Guarding the door so nobody disturbs you.

you sound like a shill

She needs to be guarding muh penis with her mouth!

>not sticking hardboiled eggs on each of mileena's teeth

I need to consult with the Elder Gods.

Dilate and then come to Yea Forums to tell people to have sex

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In her swamp according to MK11

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It is or worse one very autistic poster that's in every single MK thread. Always either posts retard or you mad in response to anyone who isn't sucking off MK11. Has a collection of cherry picked Kitana pics as well in case anyone starts talking about her flat ass.

Imagine gettimg triggered by insluts on fucking Yea Forums of all places especially the have sex meme.

Unzip my pants and FATALITY my dick through them

>implying they won't FRIENDSHIP you

Acquire Mileena
Disregard the rest

This man speaks the truth. Unless you're Conan the barbarian or something you're only going to manage to give 2 or 3 of them the goods before the dick just can't do it anymore, and I imagine the rest might get pissed off if I keep just going ham on Mileena and passing out.

>TFW you'll never get regularly held down and gangraped by an angry mob of kombat kuties because you bit off more then you could chew building you harem.

Didn't 11 retcon the blunder god meme by attributing Raiden suddenly becoming an idiot as Kronica's meddling?

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Raiden infinitely going full Blunder God is precisely why Kronika tries to start everything over.

Good she was a shit pick to begn with. Best part about her is seeing her get BTFO by other characters, like going on about how Bi-Han should still be grandmaster until he tells her he wouldn't have allowed women join to begin with.

Now post the story costume with her cleavage out and tits pushed up

More like Based-Han

get scared shitless knowing they are a bunch of transdimensional ninjas and transimensional ninja monsters.

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>die
>or die fucking
Nothing to lose.

Arrogant cunt. Not sure why anyone ever liked her, she fucking sucks.
Don't have any images or links but I've seen some great ones where his opponent gets BTFO
>Do not expect Mercy.
>I expect incompetence.
>You will burn Bi-Han!

>Your dead ancestors whisper.
>With quiet pride, I'm sure.
>They mock you Kung Lao.

>Serve me and conquer realms!
>Name one realm you control.
>Sharp tongue, for a dead man.

Be happy that I woke up in a timeline where MK isn't censored modest bullshit

>>Serve me and conquer realms!
>>Name one realm you control.

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Unironically have sex.

Ask them if they know that loli that gets thrown around by the big dude.

Did KOS-MOS from Xenosaga 2 get a haircut?

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yea bro lets post muslim again epic right

have flirty, lovey-dovey, tender, loving impregnation sex with Mileena and only Mileena in front of the rest of them and propose marriage as we cuddle

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Remember mortal kombat is now burka kombat and wake up.

>one of frosts intros is complaining about how even Johnny doesn't take her seriously
Kek

cuddle with Jade while Kitana tickles my balls and anus

get contained

>Cassie calls her Elsa
>Frost gets mad and wants to know why everyone keeps calling her that

How are those micro transactions, faggot? How many burka colors can you unlock?

I'd turn off the fucking game and go jerk off or have sex for fuck sake.
The sheer amount of pathetic virgin children on this website who throw a total shitfit over their anime boobs getting censored is obscene.
If you actually purchase games with the sole purpose of sexual pleasure in mind you are both an idiot and three inch faggot.
Not only is the amount of free porno greater than it has ever been in the history of the universe, but maybe if you just jerked off and didn't focus your entire lives orbiting around ass maybe you fucks wouldn't be a bunch of autistic neets.

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imagine the smell

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Everything about the Cyber Lin Kuei is fucking terrible and should've been buried.

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all the shades of pink I could want double faggot
( A ) ( E )

Not everyone is a massive faggot, some people like to see beautiful women without the intention of jacking off to them, you fucking sped.

>imagine acting like an sjw queer and propping up straw men and thinking your opinion means shit
LOL

frost has nothing to do with those tho.

Oh god oh fudge
(To think we went from this to the design of MK11 thanks to some political bs lmao)

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>based and truthpilled
>thinks he's based

Merely pretending?

I like Frost, I think she is cute.

Man of culture, but she has a personality of a whiny angsty teen

Okay, tumblr, heres your (you)

I'm sure you come here with the high intellectual pursuit of dissecting and understanding what makes the female form beautiful, you fucking ass.
I'm sure that's what all those japanese wife threads are about, totally.
The amount of lonely thirst on this website is fucking pathetic.
Kill yourself.

ask were is my Sheeva waifu.

LET'S GO

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sadly she's also an unbearable cunt.

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Youre making a bunch of assumptions about people you disagree with and now you're tantruming because I called you a faggot. Kill yourself, senpai.

Dont you have easter worshippers to bomb?

I accept Mileena's teddy so she doesn't bite my dick off or something crazy like that

>All that skin showing
Uh I think you need to get woke user. Thankfully Jax can help you with that.

Tell everyone but Jade and Skarlet to fuck off.

>The amount of lonely thirst on this website is fucking pathetic.
and yet here you are

DELET THIS OR YOU WILL BE MODERATED FOR DRIVEBY MISOGYNY

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god damn, new skarlett is so hot

lol you gay user

Why do all the characters have between an A or a B cup? They literally want female characters that look like men. Lmao people buy and defend this shitty game?

HOLY SHIT! TIME TRAVEL IS REAL! TIME TO INVEST IN BITCOIN

>people buy and defend this shitty game?
Apparently not. It's already 10 bucks off on amazon and at Walmart, and Target gives a $10 gift card when you buy it

Shutter in horror then promptly cover them in burkas

>can time travel
>could invest heavily into Apple, Google, and so on
>could literally be the inventor of shit like the Television or dragon dildos
>instead your first thought is fucking buttcoins
Not too smart are you?

This

>days gone already beat mk11 in sales
ECKS DEE

Get back to me when you've actually touched a female body you loser virgin

I must confer with the Elder Gods

>multiplat shilled to hell and back title couldn't beat a single plat game that most people even forgot existed
JEJ

>not going back in time and forming Motley Crue

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>its a "Raiden has to consult with the Elder Gods" episode

>tfw bought mk11

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A $10 discount doesn't mean shit when there is $50 worth of DLC from day one. What the hell was Nether thinking?

they were thinking how can we try and squeeze an extra $50 out of our customers

Do you like girls with derp faces? Eww

>Mileena will never come back

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you know there's like a bagorillion more mileenas out there, right? she'll obviously come back

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kappa JEJ

>Seeing as she is just a head on top of a robot body now

My question is, if this were the case why does she still have her guts?

Impregnate them all with my negro babies.

i dont want my dick to get eaten off ;_;

Dont talk shit about Derpy faggot

Skarlet is the only fuckable one

>Mileena
She'd bite my dick off
>Kitana
Her boyfriend would murder me
>Jade
Poo in the loo

Pretty sure Skarlet would be more likely to cut your dick off while you have an erection to get the sweet, sweet blood flow. Mileena just wants to be loved and cuddle followed by rough feral rutting.

>Mileena just wants to be loved and cuddle
Nice headcanon

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Not headcanon, she shacks up with any dude that pays her a compliment, read the comics.

All that confirms is that she's a STD-ridden slut on top of being a raging psycho.
Worst girl by far.

literally chloe moretz

>Do you like girls with derp faces?
why yes

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That's slutty ahegao, not derp.

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She's taking a fat dump.

You know that sound you get when you poop in the woods, and your shit has a little weight to it, so it falls on the leaves and brambles with a nice little "fwish," that's the stuff. That's the good scat porn.

I wonder if this guy got picked to review 6, and if he just died from the Livechat minigame

I love her finishers are all Iron Man with a Ice motif. Shoving the "not" arc reactor into someone and blowing them into a abstract art sculpture is my favorite Fatalitie.

Injustice: Marvel edition when?

Convince them all to start dirty bulking so a nice layer of fat deposits on their ass, thighs, and belly

fugg

YES

>want to play with based Noob
>he's stuck in a shit show

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Do they have to eat all of them?

2011 is a little late for the Apple and Google bandwagons. Sure you're not the brainlet here?

Oh shit, I watched this 4 times before noticing the little faggot in the corner. What the fuck is he doing?

Sit up and go 'Wew, I thought I was going to die in that weather, I owe you my life.' then take a closer look and say 'I hope this doesn't sound ungrateful or anything but why did you put your gold all over your communal bed?'

Brown girls are gross but damn I'd be comfy as fuck if I woke up in a fantasy version of Arabia in medieval times.

give me mileena

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I dunno.
Iwould probably get my brush, put a little make-up on - you know, just to hide the scars - that kind of stuff.