Sum up a video game with a Spongebob quote.
Sum up a video game with a Spongebob quote
How can they commit 50% of violent crime if they're only 13% of the population, Squidward?
"Wow spongebob this is fucking shit. It's literally shit. This is garbage with no content that provides no intellectual stimuli. This is made for a subhuman cattle-like race of slaves"
Hey pal. You just blow in from Stupid Town?
>nu/v/
PUUUUUUUUUSH
IIIMMMAAGGGINNNATTIONNNN
>I'm a goofy goober!
It took us 3 days to make that potato salad! 3 DAYS!
>"And we can fly!"
>"Yeah! AUUUUUUUGH!!!"
Sandy's a girl?
Rising storm/Red orchestra
Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate, sweet sweet chocolate..... I'VE ALWAYS HATED IT
Good shit
>People talk loud when they want to act smart, correct?
>CORRECT!
WHERE'S OLD MAN JENKINS?
PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
>Patrick, are you ready for this?
>Yes.
>Okay, let's go. Patrick, are you coming?
>Yes.
>Patrick, it's this way.
>Where?
>Here.
>Oh, coming!
Super weenie hut jr
But what about the possibility of an aerial attack?
“The money is always right!”
Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?
Now you must acquire a taste for, free-form jazz
No offense, Mr. Krabs, but I've been thinking about giving up my cold industrial life in favor of a more natural and free life among the jellyfish.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I definitely don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
.....
I NEED IT!!!
Food...
Water...
Atmosphere...
>Can you take hats in a dignified, yet sophisticated manner?
>You mean like a weenie? Ok. MAY I TAKE UR HAT SIR, MAY I TAKE UR HAT SIR
...
Goddamn
>Oh, that's right, honey. We don't have a son.
>WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS ____ ____ ____
P.U. What is that horrible smell?
>We used to have these threads all the time
>In recent years they've disappeared from Yea Forums completely
I've missed these
Playing with a reefer blower?
That’s the most childish thing I’ve ever heard.
>Not “Can I go home now? One day off in ten years and I have to spend it testifying?”
HE'S GOING TO KICK MY BUTT
Probably has to do with the mods and jannies deleting everything
Thats a good one.
>So, you were an alien all along, and you didn't even tell me!?
>I didn't even know!
Gotta make room for the tranny and offtopic threads
Forgot pic.
*dolphin noise*
Amazing how poorly this image aged
Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble!
EA's Battlefront
“Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died… the end."
Team Fortress 2
>It was his hat Mr. Krabs! He was number one!
Once there was an ugly barnacle
He was so ugly that everyone died
The end
BETHESDALAND!
HM2 manny pardo
LOOK AT IT!!
I can't think of a good one.
Phlanax, more like Phallus, who the fuck designed this boxart.
THE KILLER CRAB
“Hello, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises."
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
>Could I get a couple of good exclusives on this?
Sure!
You got it set to M, for Mini
When it should be set to W for Wumbo!
Here you go!
Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
"F is for friends who do stuff together U is for U and Me! N is for...." basically the fun song.
MY EYES
*Giggles*
13 years. It's been 13 fucking years and you still post the "ps3 has no games" meme. Grow up and have sex
if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright
based
That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!
giggles
MEATBALL MEATBALL SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI
Yeah, uh
I'm with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises....
Fucking hell
ME HOY MINOY
I'm so c-cold that
I-I'm shivering!
Dude...
AHHHHH.... GOTY
ALASKAN
BULL
WORM
>THAT'S PERFECT EVERYBODY, BUBBLE BOWL HERE WE COME!
BAHHAHAHAHAHAA
Why, this is a hole, good sir.
Keep crying basedboy
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GAME
No, I'm tired of running. If we run now we'll never stop--
*gets kicked in the face*
RUN SPONGEBOB
THEY'RE SINKIN' CITIES WITH AN ALASKAN BULL WORM
+1
What is N for?
We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!
Any of the three games
>The mods are censoring onions with based.
What other filters do they have?
I....I-
I remember playing block dude on the calculators at school and it was a lot like this
Donate to the children's fund? Why? What have children ever done for me?
Holy fucking newfag
"Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb."
I lost something once. I lost something I couldn't live without... my identity.
EVERYONE DIED
The end :)
Patrick, I...
..."mediocre?"
It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you've never felt before.
Doom3.jpg
This isn't your average every day darkness, this is.... ADVANCED darkness
Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!
YOU WHAT
You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!
SPONGEBOB! We are NOT cavemen! We have Technology! (titan punching sounds)
Ohhhhhh..... Try Again
WEED
Fun is when you... fun is... it's like... it's kinda... sorta like a...
What is fun?
u said to put a couple of exclusives BUT I ONLY PUT IN ONE BAHAHAHAHAHAH
>phoneposter
I'm not surprised
Bait?
He asked for a couple of exclusives...
And he only gave him ONE!
"I DEFY YOU HEART MAN"
F is for Fire, burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium...bombs
N is for No survivors, when you-
That was an oval! It has to be a circle!
based and also redpilled
You used me... for land development!
Plankton.. That's not what far cry is all about!
OH PLEASE, I HAVE NO SOUL.
"Squidward smells like a nigger"
how did they get away with it back then?
>"It could be worse, Squidward."
>"Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!"
WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
OR THIS
HANG IN THERE BUDDY, THE CHOPPER IS ON THE WAY
Son of a bitch, I can't think of a good one
Pfffffff
kek
>"He's a ghost in denial. He needs us now more than ever."
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIIIIIS
Don't know why but that image made me tear up a little.
The phone will ring...and there will be nobody there!
Name a game for this one.
"Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!"
Darkest Dungeon
Five nights at freddy’s
Wait a minute, Patrick, I'm the maniac!
...
Daniel
Kingdom Hearts III.
>"I thought you said robots couldn't cry"
>"I also said they couldn't love!"
>more like
Today is Lief Erikson day! a-hinger dinger dargen
>WE'VE BEEN DUPED
>DUPED!
>WE'VE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED!
>THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WE YA!
"Well, no wonder. It's all old and dried out...like that man right there."
Mega Man
there's a persona edit that exists of this scene
Pokemon, Fallout, Elder Scrolls
“GOOD GRIEF HE’S NAKED”
Goodbye, everybody, I'll remember you all in therapy!
>It was his hat Mr. Krabs
>He was number one!
Wait a minute Patrick, I'M the maniac!
"The Quickster! With the uncanny ability to run really.... Quick!"
>"Win this one because I told you to!"
my sides
>HEHEHEHEHEH! By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, REALLY HOT!
Why are the first three seasons so fucking timeless
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
Danganronpa 2
>Oh, that's real nice
Niggers.
right? all the episodes are fucking amazing and packed with comedy. It's a shame what it became.
>I need... a tailor
>"Where's Mr. Krabs?"
>"I'M Mr. Krabs!"
kek
anyone have the BRAP edit?
Unironically because of Stephen Hillenburg. He left after the movie and the show's quality nosedived as a result
It's not about winning. It's about fun!
You're Squidward, he's Squidward, I'm Squidward! Are there any other" Squidwards" I should know about?
>what did he say?
>I dunno, something about his nose?
>SQUIDWARD, YOU AND YOUR NOSE WILL DEFINITELY NOT FIT IN
> Creation Engine
kek
"But it's becoming increasingly obvious, I can deny it no longer! I am small..."
>Squidward: You don't even know talent!
>Crowd: NO TALENT, NO TALENT
Imagine being this mad over a decade old joke
This'll make a great fishing story, eh, Mr. Krabs?
>phoneposter is a complete and utter faggot
Im shocked
Fucking kek
"So how long have you two ladies known each other?"
"WHAT? WHAT'D HE SAY?"
Metal Gear Solid IV
Castlevania.
Oh user
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.
"Ahh...he has such a way with words"
>You took my only food, now I’m gonna starve...
Yakuza 0
I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.
>YOU CANNOT HIDE WHAT'S INSIDE!
"If I can't have you as a friend, then I'm gonna have you as a trophy!"
SOILED IT
Good one.
>FUTUUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEE!
>FUTUUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEE!
>FUTUUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEE!
SOMEBODY HELP ME! CAN'T YOU SEE HE WANTS TO KICK MY BUTT?!
EVERYTHING is chrome in the future!
Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities. One, you put the dime in me pants. Two, you put the dime in me pants. Or three, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!
"He's lying... He's lying! ...He's right!"
10/10
It hasn't aged poorly. It's still a good joke.
They only air the censored version now
"Sandy I thought you said we were going to the park?"
"Yes Spongebob, the industrial park!"
I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT IT!
This is not your average darknest
SOAP
SOAP
WHAT IS
SOAP
FUCK
>"What do I win?"
>"Nothing! Now get out!
>"Uh-wuh-
>"GET OUT!!!"
why is she sipping that with her eyes
>"Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!"
'Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song...'
>well, it looks like what everybody said about us was true, patrick.
>you mean that we're attractive?
>no, that we're just kids.
13 years. It's been 13 fucking years and you still mad. Grow up and have sex
>I'd say I'm already halfway there!~halfway there!~halfway there!
That's her mouth, you baka.
>F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
>U is for uranium.. bombs!
>N is for no survivors when you're-!
kek
Name ONE exclusive PS3 game.
>What do we do now?
>Nothing
>ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH
The Uncharted and inFamous games
I'm not sure if you read my post correctly, but I asked for GAMES, not movies.
It's fine, though. You must be on the wrong board.
What's your qualification for movies, then? How the hell are the games from either franchise movies?
>inFamous
>movie game
IKR, What a surprise, someone who criticises a Sony game for being a movie who hasn't actually played it.
>asking for help in a filename thread
Goddamn it I laughed
Sonic the Hedgehog. The entire series.
Pretty sure that Patrick says "nonsense" in that last panel, therefore this meme must be temporarily revoked and then resubmitted for approval.
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
...
Kek
It feels like somebody...WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
bump
>Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
>Um… more time for thinking.
>Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?>Not until 4
It just keeps getting better and better....
youtube.com
"You’re nothing but pure evil! Just like the newspaper comics!”
Classic Patrick
"And why did you decide to build a second krusty krab right next to the original?"
"Money!"
Man some of these are great. Where did these threads go?
>Every Megaman game ever.
They died out years ago, nu-Yea Forums became too much about serious business
Season 4 was decent
>If I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that'd just be okay
Fuck
>"Too bad that didn't kill me."
Another day another nickel
Looool
delete this
I don't care about the kids, I just care about their money
it's a shame the juice "timer" in pikmin 3 was so generous, getting fruit would have felt much more rewarding if it extended a timer that was much more strict.
F ;_;7
>ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG NIGHT OUT TONIGHT?
>YEAH IT'S GONNA ROCK
>ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?
>I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!
To close to home
krabbyland would be a better description.
Ha, gay!
hah
>How tough am i? HOW TOUGH AM I?!
tekken 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7
Silent Hill
>Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
>Not until 4.
>Hey Patrick, what am i now?
>uhhhh, STUPID?
Squid's got genes!
Squid's got genes!
Squid's got genes!
Someone screencap this.
>You just gotta belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve
>I belive
>That's the spirit
>I belive that everyone i know is a goner
Also applicable to damn near every bosss in Bloodborne, especially Amelia Bedelia.
Underrated
Come up with a good one Yea Forums
>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are
underrated
>Everybody loves pai
Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.
New thread
Shit thats a good one
more like newfag
K
Excellent.
>But wait. If you're Patrick, then who's in the gorilla suit?
Neat.
>Samus nearly drowning herself out of arrogance
Well there’s something I didn’t know I needed
I'm glad I'm not the only person who appreciates season 4.
Krusty Towers is a legit good episode.
I remember from the moment season 4 premiered, I was taken aback at how most of the episodes were so corny, lame, stale, and Nick Jr-esque, compared to 1-3. Krusty towers being one of the ONLY good ones.
It feels weird how you Zoomers who had s4 in your childhood are now lumping it into the "good seasons".
AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
Fuck off, season 4 was good.
They movie ruined it.
The movie was the last good thing about it.
There was a notable lack of quality, but I wouldn't call it terrible. There were a couple of decent episodes. The first 3 seasons up to the movie were in a league of their own.
Zoomer
Why are EE&E fans so obnoxious?
>Flats is going to kick my butt!
Clever.
Faggot
13 years later and it never stopped being true
>WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB?! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY?! STOP WASTING TIME!
What was the last good era of Nick here?
It casualized the entire franchise.
>Did you reunite our heroes?
>No, but I'm married.
>What if we take the whole team...
>And move to the last point!
Ace Attorney Investigations
>Not Oxygen Not Included
>THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!
>I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box
>And then... HE GETS YA
>You used me... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT
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Good posts.
>Wait, this isn't water. This is... oil
Underrated.
This would fit VLR better.
>I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.
>TWO ICE CREAMS!
I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!
>THE MAP THE MAP I GOTTA SEE AND LOOK AT IT AND SEE IT AND GLOM ONTO IT
nice/10
>"CRAMP!"
He was number one!
>We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters!
>Uh, not you guys. You guys are awesome!
>This isn't your average everyday darkness....this is...ADVANCED DARKNESS
We still have the Orb of Confusion!
“Fuck hbox”
-mr.krabs
>Open up, it's time for the pill!
Fuck you.
because black students are more likely to be charged with crimes for behavior in schools
Chocolate was best and everyone knows it.
Speaking of
>Breath of the Wild
>or really any Zelda game with Gerudo
Actually, it's pretty big. I'm not sure if I can finish the whole thing.
>We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON! And they're gonna lock us up forever!
>April fools, jerk
>M-M-M-MUH-M-M-MUH-M-MUH
>When you realize that there aren't really all that many games that are directly about chocolate, and the last one you've played came out over a decade ago.
>"This one here is a loop knot, otherwise known as the, "poop noop"
is this some weird fetish shit?
>i don't get it Patrick, if they wanna change gender so much why do they suicide a month after?
>("Living in the Sunlight" playing in the background)
Hillenburg spent at least 15 years with the idea and perfected the ever loving fuck out of it
that and coupled with his learnings of how to write for TV with Rocko's Modern Life, an already fantastic show, you get something like Spongebob
EVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE
What are you talking about?
There's like 4 different things that "This" could be, all with different explainations.
>"Holographic meatloaf.....MY FAVORITE!"
based
clever
>MFW realizing the meatloaf is holographic because planktons eat light.
xcom 2 wotc
>tried to make one of these the day Hillenburg died
>deleted
Suck my dick mods
Predictable but still funny 8/10
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
GARY, YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR FOOD, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT
based
IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAAAAAAY
>Pee yew what smells like big buisness
>HEY MISTER, THAT HAT TAKE TEN GALLON
>*kneeslap*
LMAO this version is even more phallic
>"I would rather tear out my brain stem, carry it to the nearest 4-way intersection, and skip rope with it, then go on living where I do now."
fucking perfect
>MY LEG!
>bloodborne
>"You asked for a couple of exclusives, but I only put in one!"
I feel retarded for finally getting that joke a year ago
underated post
Explain
Underrated and based.
10/10
>not NANACA†CRASH!!
ONE JOB!!! ONE FUCKING JOB!!!
>tfw millennial
>tfw mentally theres a huge gap between Gen X and Gen Y for me due to not being born in the early 80s and only reading about it
>tfw its closer to me than the late gen Y shit that i do know about
the hat Dennis wears is called a ten gallon hat
based boktai poster
So I was right and was just too smart to find it funny. I thought there was more to the joke and refused to accept that.
Two giant paint bubbles!
Kek my sides
sorry to disappoint you
underrated
>
Disgaea
AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
Why'd you respond to bait? Also you could've said something like little big planet or twisted metal or something thats an actual fucking game m8
Why do americans like spongebob so much?
it's like latin americans and their obsesion with the simpsons
HAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE
is this the mass effect 3 ending?
fucking based
fucking kek
MY LEG
Bold and Brash? More like belongs in the trash!
Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.
...
realm of the mad god
Based retard
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance: "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
Everybody's an idiot except for me.
fool
▲
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Spic here they are timless atleast the first seasons
How does one achieve such perfection?
what happend here
nep
...
Lords of magic?
>I'm the Miami mutilator...
13 years and still funny
good post
Oh dear.
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