bbc.co.uk
A man who has been playing a single continuous game of Minecraft for the past five years says he is devastated to have been finally "killed".
Phil Watson, 31, of Newcastle, had been playing in the most difficult Hardcore mode, which means his character cannot be brought back to life.
Having walked 6,316km, flown 7,798km and jumped 732,389 times, he had got "a bit full of myself" and been startled by a zombie baby and eaten by a spider.
He says the five-year game is a record.
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The only record is him going for 5 years without sex.
Jesus christ the absolute state of bongs.
stop projecting
>Mr Watson has more than 3,500 followers on YouTube and nearly 2,000 on game-streaming platform Twitch, where he is known as Philza and met his fiancee, Kristin Rosales.
looks like a dude I go to uni with
you DO know you can play video games while having an active social life right? he wasn't playing this game 24/7 for 5 years straight.
woah 3,5k subs on youtube
>that ham beast
Jesus christ the absolute state of bongs.
>3.5k subs
>impressive
ok retard
but you easily beat his record
Longest i've gone without sex in the last decade is 9 hours.
If you're a male in your 20's or 30's and not getting it on the regular, you need to sort your shit out or just kill yourself.
>Longest i've gone without sex in the last decade is 9 hours.
You have sex twice a day, sometimes thrice a day, every day?
>Almost 30
>Still a virgin
Get on my level.
that's nothing i played 6 years of it
>Still 30
>Almost a virgin
Get on my level.
Twice a day when we're both working, thrice when our time off overlaps.
There isn't a happy, healthy and sexually active couple in their 20's on the planet that doesn't have a quickie in the morning, something longer at night and whatever they can get in between depending on their schedules.
>Moving goalposts
Are you mad someone found something dumb to set a record for, while you've achieved nothing at all?
women are so predictable lmao.
F
>When I'm not getting laid every few hours I'm shitposting on Yea Forums
What are you doing, banging your infant sister?
Have sex.
Then you might realise it isn't a 24/7 occupation.
>Have sex.
Stop living in your head.
My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly never had sex.
What about that guy whos traveling to the far lands
hows he holding up?
having to constantly qualify that your relationship is the healthy standard to complete strangers makes it sound like you're not as sure about it as you want to be
I qualified it once and once only so that retarded anons like yourself wouldn't use socially awkward man children and slobbering ham beasts with low self esteem as a metric for a regular couple.
fuck
i was going to post this
>Have sex
>W-w-wait not that sex!
Where the fuck is the youtube channel? I need to see the disappointment in his eyes when he dies.
Disgusting mystery meat, fucking race traitor.
probably like this
>Bestiality
>Sex
Pick one.
literal front page news on the bbc website
>AHM FOCKIN STUPID
>whacks it 3 times a day
>"girlfriend" is some middle-aged, big-breastfed brunette called Lisa
>posts on Yea Forums to try hide the pain
I cringed at this, and I have a reddit account.
Imagine being an adult and reacting like this.
Managed to go a day without a terrorist attack or brexit, frees up space for the important stuff
Baby zombies are the second worst enemies in minecraft, first one being phantoms.
>I have a reddit account.
That explains the low quality of your post.
I hate sex. Mainly because I'm bad at it, have a smaller dong, ED, and now PE. I'd rather do anything besides sex.
Everyone's bad at sex for the first few years user, that's why practice is important.
bestiality is sex
>you need to sort your shit out or just kill yourself
no you don't
when you look like this you'll find it very unlikely to "sort your shit out"
t. no gf frogposter
wait he was playing for five years and didn't had a full diamond set with enchants and shit ? what the fuck, is this a ruse ?
this is the sad and unironic truth
>posts on Yea Forums for validation of his "sex-life"
That, explains the low quality of your existence.
I was doing it for a while after high school. Then I got worse after getting married and then divorced. I'm nearly 30 and I don't care about sex or women anymore.
I don't believe you have a gf, enjoy your hand.
Why doesn't he have a bucket of water with him?
wrong fad