ME Thread

He was already a fag in me1, bioware just removed it at last minute.

>"I'm about to show you human ass is the best, Shepard."
What did Biiware mean by this?

Bromance naturally turns into romance, bruh.

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2>=1>3>>>>>>>>> dog shit >>>>> MEA
You know in your heart it's true.

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writing
1>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Andromeda

gameplay
Andromeda>2=3>1

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I dont understand how people can like 2's gameplay, all they did was remove half the features of the original and replace it with nothing, not to mention those global cooldowns that made class abilities unfun to use. At least in ME3 they actually learned how to make a decent level and had more than 2 guns per class with each one actually being a sidegrade rather than straight upgrade

When the shooting stops, turn off subtitles, mute the audio and just pick right up/down for everything.
it makes things less painful.

>2>1
>thermal clips
>universal cooldown on skills
>class restricted weapons
>removed inventory
>removed planet exploration and Mako
>most squadmate missions suck ass
>Jacob
>final boss is awful
I'm sure I forgot something

>gameplay
2 had the absolute worst of both worlds.
The fuck is wrong with you?

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>condom
>dry
uhhh

It's not necessarily lubricated. Especially not that brand.

>tfw no Joker romance
Fuck you, Bioware. First Varric then this.

Liara is a slut. I end Mass Effect 3 with the worst destroy ending so I could fucking kill her along with Vega.

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it was functional, one had good ideas but the execution was downright terrible, it just didn't work

two's combat wasn't exeptional but at least it worked like it should

>but at least it worked like it should
when i told my squad mates to park their asses somewhere in 1 they would hold to the death, in 2 they dont go where I tell them too more often than they do and they refuse to stick around very long on the off chance they actually head the commands

You're right bro

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I never realized how much better he design was in 2 than 1 till I replayed it recently, even if the original fit the space hobo aesthetic better

You did buy one, right?

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Bros, I recently found a ME Trilogy for like $5 so I bought it. Noticed it has a lot of DLC, is this additional content required to enjoy the trilogy?

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Some is I think, Zaeed in 2 is great. Just pirate the whole trilogy with all DLC.

The DLC for 2 gets referenced a bunch in 3 and you will have no idea whats happening if you skip them. the ME1 DLC is skippable

ThisIt has a lot that explains 3 more.

Can I somehow add the pirated DLC to the Origin game?

I know that ME2 has that program that lets you play all the DLC for free but im not sure if its as easy for ME3

Just download, install them and use this github.com/Erik-JS/masseffect-binkw32. Validity is only checked by signing into Cerberus Network or whatever it's called and this lets you skip that.

Neat, I'll look for that shit.

Thanks man

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1. Miranda = Ashley
2.Liara
3. Dying alone
4. Tali = Jack

shouldn't the dlc be included in the puchase?

>is this additional content required to enjoy the trilogy?
I would say yes, some expand on the games greatly
ME1= hostage rescue is fun but short, Pinnacle Station is just boring combat training
ME2=everything is worth it exept firewalker, arrival dlc also counts as an epilog to ME2 kind of
ME3= everything exept omega, that shit was just boring

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>shouldn't the dlc be included in the purchase?
none of the digital deluxe editions include any of the major DLCs

I didn't mind Andromeda, but it was so much wasted potential.

>3 above dog shit

Yeah no. When the only good things in your game are DLC it's a complete failure.

Wasn't he already a fag in ME1? Because he refused a threesome with Liara and Femshep.

crew members actually leaving their rooms between missions and having their own little side stories on the citadel was pretty good though

My shit means just as much as anybody else's, dumbass. Fuck, I bet the cheerleader takes frequent dumps on your chest and you think hers smell better, don't you? Perv.

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Don't forget to check out the texture overhauls. ME1 especially looks like complete shit without it. But I won't lie, the mods aren't magic and the game will still look pretty bad.

Ok. Thanks man.

>Shepard
No thanks.

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Most crew interaction were really good, especially in the Citadel DLC. It was mostly just stupid fan service but it felt so right considering all the time we'd spent with the.

Too bad that the story is such fucking mess, though.

But he has no ass.

I just beat ME3 today, great series with some flaws, I'm going to miss it. I feel like the ending was complete ass and the side missions weren't as good as the other games though, there was a lot of fetch quest shit on the citadel.

Was Shepard indoctrinated towards the end? That starchild shit didn't make sense considering I made peace between geth and quarians, invalidating their arguement completely

How's Dragon age origins lads? Probably gonna play that next

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>How's Dragon age origins lads?
It's better I think

A lot of things don't make no sense

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The best part of Mass Effect's universe is envisaging all the rape taking place in it. all other details are there to flesh out an expansive well-developed universe for an especially immersive porno in which these rapes can be set.

It was a mistake to move the setting to Andromeda. What kind of rape is there to be had in a completely unsettled galaxy? Now, hardly any rape stories are produced compared to the heyday of Mass Effect in 2010-12

>How's Dragon age origins lads?
I haven't played it for a long time, but I used to think that it was really good. You have a lot of choices during the start with your race and origin story and there are also some key points where you can make choices between different factions that will affect the last battle and ending. The gameplay is good if you like RTwP, which honestly isn't a very good sub-genre, but still.

The only negatives I can think of is the bland, but decently realized, fantasy setting and some lame areas like in most Bioware games, but those are mostly a chore on repeat playthroughs.

The Awakening expansion is great if you want more after the base game and most of the DLC are pretty okay or good. But one retarded DLC gives you gifts that increase your companions affection to max almost instantly which is a very strange way of cheating yourself out of companion interaction for essentially no benefit.

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what's going on there?

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Calibrations.

Rite of assage

>Was Shepard indoctrinated towards the end? That starchild shit didn't make sense considering I made peace between geth and quarians, invalidating their arguement completely

thats because they rewrote the end on the last opportunity for some reason, original was that the excessive element zero use fucked with the stability of the stars or whatever so syntetics had to kill off organics before they could destroy the whole universe with technomagic or something in that line
yeah, not much better but it would still make more sense

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Do you think it's possible for a human to survive sex with a Krogan

>But one retarded DLC gives you gifts that increase your companions affection to max almost instantly which is a very strange way of cheating yourself out of companion interaction for essentially no benefit.

you will bribe them with gifts in the end anyway, whats the difference

so uh, gurren lagann?

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What's wrong? Oh, wait, that's not an expression, that's just how your face is. I'll ask Chakwas how good her rhinoplasty is for you, if you want. Full discretion.

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Just make out already

Well, shit, why the fuck not. I'd eat gravy out of her asshole, given half the chance.

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Well, Shepherd did.

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Everything went better than expected

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Oh, you fucking bet, boyscout. Shit, I wasn't even supposed to care.

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