How bad is it?
How bad is it?
Noah Garcia
Joseph Brooks
I honestly hope this is the thing that makes all the people who were into this kind of hipster s°y style of fashion realize how utterly shitty it is and the whole thing ultimately dies.
It's not a good representation of the 90's at all.
Stop ruining it, and stop ruining beards. It sucks because I look good with one, but I don't want to be seen as a s°yb°y.
Landon Long
Misunderstood masterpiece.
Lincoln Sanders
6 minigames per turn that does VERY little damage bad.
Jaxson Peterson
Self masturbatory shit.
Joshua Gray
You're supposed to level up by spending your attribute points, you CLOD.
Jack Fisher
We've had enough threads about this game for you to know by now it's absolute trash unless you never come to Yea Forums or unironically wanna shitpost about it. It's bad. It's always going to be bad. It's always going to be seen as bad. No one in the future is going to look at the game and go "Man, people back then just didn't get the genius behind it!" like the creator wants to believe will happen.
Connor Jones
youtube.com
It's bad.
Austin Foster
how does that change the fact that one of the attacks takes 20 seconds to go through
honestly the game is slow as fuck and super boring
Jose Sanders
Leo Turner
It's still very slow even when you upgrade.
And the upgrading process itself is TORTURE due that awful whistling.
Robert Moore
Basically the same as the Mario RPGs
Lucas Clark
>stop ruining beards. It sucks because I look good with one, but I don't want to be seen as a s°yb°y.
>probably balding and wears glasses
Sorry, user, but you are the soi.
Caleb Peterson
>sjw cartoon slur
Joseph Brown
I bet people whining about this unironically are just parroting shit
I dunno if it's shit but do know it's not an sjw character at all even if it looks like a hipster
Nathan Gray
lemonade
Gavin Clark
>Encounter monster in the beginning of the game
>"AAAAAHHHH WHAT IS THAT THING!! AAAHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!"
>30 hours later
>"AAAAAHHHH WHAT IS THAT THING!! AAAHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!"
It's like they read sparksnotes on Lovecraft and put a hipster flair on it.
The characters are just awful too. You can make characters have shit personality but still interesting as characters and have them develop throughout the game. The developer did not do this despite what he says.
Carter Ross
Not even close.
A whole mario RPG battle takes the same time as one turn of YIIK.
Eli Mitchell
again
mario rpg's minigames arent 20 seconds long
Logan Lewis
It's not very good. The problem with designing something to be "intentionally bad" is that it still ends up being bad. Rather than "deconstructing" everything all the time, post-modernists should try to construct something.
Adam Young
>What is tone
Aiden Hall
it's pure cringe, like, undertale levels of cringe, but at least in undertale the autistic characters would wink at the player,acknowledging you should not take anything on screen seriously, in [why 2 kay] you are meant to take everything 100% seriously,it's fucking painful
Brayden Flores
What has this game done to receive this much attention? I hear it'a a shit game, but there are plenty of bad games out there, what is it about this one that's so bad?
Bentley Gutierrez
I thought it wasn't that bad (just way too lenghty) until the end. Wow what a heap of shit
Carson Harris
undertale is way too on the nose with its e-humor, it's one peg above yiikes but man if it's not some of the most tedious writing ever.
Charles Morgan
explain
Jaxon Hernandez
lemonade
Andrew Lee
Lemonade. youtu.be
Austin Russell
Shut the FUCK up, you troglodyte!
Elijah Reed
Explain the fucking lemonade
Aaron Nguyen
because its a well made game that has no redeemable factors
when i say well made i mean as far as i know there are no real glitches or anything like
just bad writing/music/gameplay
Nicholas James
holy cow, nothing works for this game; not the music, not the gameplay, not even the entire look of the game.
Caleb Torres
Yea Forums you have a choice to make.
Do you either:
a.) play this game, or
b.) play Grimoire: Heralds of the Winged Exemplar
???
Thomas Jackson
I thought Phil Fish stopped making games?
Angel Thomas
this also.
Lemonade
Juan Wilson
It do have some glitches, such as locking up when you use the sleep move on one of the final bosses.
Asher Turner
neither, westerners suck at making games.
Oliver Carter
the game was supposed to make me feel like a pre-teen kid from the late 90s to early 00s oozed with nostalgia and feel good vibes, but instead I felt like a 2010 portland hipster that just bought the recently released iphone 6 and download whatever trending low poly shit mobile game i can find while waiting for my onions latte at starbucks
David Morris
poor attempt at copying earthbound and undertale
Asher Hall
mediocre.
Now stop making threads
Jack Turner
It makes me want to make a shitty RPGmaker game because I know it would be better than whatever the fuck this shit is.
Aaron Robinson
lol
Jayden Jackson
Its creator won't stop making fucking threads about it
Anthony Jones
Is the guy with the camera based? He seems like the only tolerable character based on design alone, looks like /ourguy/
Samuel Davis
Yeah also he made the music ear rape on purpose because it was "artistic" to make a game no one could last 4 seconds playing
Don't forget to drag out your turn based combat for fucking minutes either because the slower a JRPG is the better it plays right?
Jackson Thomas
what is with that fucking FPS holy shit
Levi Scott
It's honestly not bad. The brainlet posters here on Yea Forums can't appreciate a good game that requires even an ounce of thought. The writing and depth of the characters is something that they aren't used to, so they don't understand it and dismiss it as "bad."
John Bailey
Jayden Taylor
I watche da let's play and I will say this.
There is no boss battle, it's literally a forced to lose fight that makes no sense.
So are all the alternate endings.
Brody Rivera
plus he made the game's version of Yea Forums
mike is pretty based, shame he does nothing important the whole game
Jonathan Robinson
Pretty bad.
youtu.be
Brandon Adams
pirate and play it yourself, dont listen to anyone, dont rely on anyone elses word here. see for yourself
Liam Perez
Why does Vella's VN sprite look so different from the others?
Noah Kelly
The creator was featured in a ""alt right"" podcast where he said the game failed because he tried to do art and that video games aren't art, are toys.
Jose Thompson
Very bad.
Chase Sanders
name of podcast?
Hudson Perry
If I knew it, I would wrote it and I didn't care that much to search it.
Juan Wood
What gets me is that this isn't how people in the 90s dressed. This is how people who grew up in the 90s dressed in 2012.
Nolan Allen
user... most beta hipster fags ARE 90s kids. this may be a shitty representation of it yes, but think about the people who makes those damn 90s articles on Buzzfeed
Wyatt Price
>Self Masturbatory
As opposed to what other masturbation?
Ryder Richardson
>never having a girl force you to masturbate to her
Forced masturbation is best masturbation.
Juan Sullivan
The dick show
Ian Gutierrez
>Character is constantly hoolahooping
>That "minimalist" animation
>Takes way to long telling you information they could have told you with one dialogue box
>17 seconds for a basic attack!
>Said character immediately starts hacky sacking when the battle ends
I played maybe 2 hours of this when it came out and holy shit am I glad I didn't stick with it. What really gets me is did they explain why the fuck they just use random objects as weapons? I don't remember their being an explanation on why the fuck Alex uses a flimsy record as a weapon or why camera guys camera hurts people. It's literally just there to be "nerdy".
Easton Rogers
Don't play this game. Go watch a Let's Play instead.