American character in japanese game

>american character in japanese game
>name is a random english word from the dictionary

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You speak as if that isn't the case in real life?

my name is geese aswell

stand up

I don't know what you're talking about.

>Americans don't understand their own culture

Geese are fucking evil, idk what you're talking about.

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Every day with that fucking honking.... Dear god I wish it was legal to kill them

>walk up to car next to goose
>bastard hisses at me because I’m on his grass
>smack it with car door
>starts whipping its head against the car
And who said the dinosaurs were dead

PREDICTABU

Fuck, these guys are such assholes. Why aren't they considered vermin yet?

Geese is derivative of the German name Giese.

wordunscrambler.me/random-word-generator
You are in a Japanese video game and this is your new name
Who are you and what do you do?

>Voided
Oh no

You are either a skinny Twink getting railed in the bath house or an incomprehensible being of darkness

It’s embarrassing that some people don’t know

Don't forget to generate a surname
t. Drowse Handspike

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DOUBLE REPPUKEN

>Externally
how is that a name??

B-but I’m a boy!

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I'll slay my hounds...with your bra.

Conservationist faggots said they were endangered and lobbied for laws to make it illegal to hunt or kill them. Their numbers have bounced back but the laws are still in place so now every spring they shit everywhere and honk at everyone

>Scorned Schlockiest
heh

>Marinara

Ok. Guess I get to give the protagonist a whole pot of trouble. Least I'll get to turn up the heat when needed but otherwise I'll let my hate simmer.

>The If

I've seen a goose attack a car because it saw its own reflection on the bumper

This, in all honesty.

>Spin Chunter

Sounds like a DJ name on some backwood radio station

>trigonally >bogeyman

What's that supposed to mean?

>portrays an american weeabo as strong muscular and evil

What did Japan mean by this?

THE GEESE IS LEESE

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YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM DESU!

>sheetless
I sleep without covers

>Parapsychology Hosel

what

You’re a monster who hides in children’s closets and triangulates them when they sleep

Meitnerium Glair
Guess I’m a villian

>This, in all honesty.
You guys have really weird names

You think yourself saucy, however you need to let those puns stew overnight if you want to ketchup

Bonus round: Generate words until you get an adjective and a noun, that's your special move

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Migratory bird act protects them.

>guys
Did you just assume my gender?

Be a shame if some poison-laced bread fell out of your pocket.

>American character
>is white and blonde
Oof

>Griff Countershadings

I'm a vampire who wears cool sunglasses.

welp

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PREDICTABLE!

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Hey guys

n-nani?

>containable tenderloins
great

>pro korean username
>random english noun or adjective

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>centrist undercutting
O NONONONONONONONONO

>Charles Scott

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>charabanc gladiator
actually based

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>Pawnbrokers

>Curing Insurgences

I'm in charge of confirming the kill.

>Indrafts Determines
What's my archtype?

>piglet
>uzi
>faker
>gorilla

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> Never going outside and meeting people

Explains why you're on Yea Forums

This thread

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>protistic
I AM THE PRO AUTIST

Dibs on Todd Bonzalez

dibs on Todd Bonzalez

Am I a science?

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Fug!

>soothsays stylists
I guess I'm some kind of sage, shaman, or mystical old man character.

Mike Truk here.

Study of tumors, I believe.

>Bobson Dugnutt
MINE

>Sernandez
Why is this so funny, dammit

>Diazenes Swordman
This isn't even a cool name, what the fuck?

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>Hot Coldman

>It’s another weird names thread

Cool

Which one do you want?

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Flukes Swayback

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>Aborter Chumping
My name sounds like a Gundam character.

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CAN’T
HIDE
FROM THE
GRIDE
HE’S GONNA
TAKE YOU
ON A
RIDE

>american character in a japanese game
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>always says shit like "BINGO" and "JACKPOT"

What the fuck

>i have good aids
give me that good one

best friends

>aborter

BASED

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You have a disgusting name. How did you manage to forgive your parents?

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Why is heihachi literally geese

>Dunches Hotspurs
Guess I'm a football hooligan NPC?

>i

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Under thrust Pithy
Special move: divorcer intubator

dwigt rortugal heh

>japanese characters go to another country in europe or the americas
>somehow people there speak japanese

>Trombonig
>Cheap Charlie
>One Cunt Wolf Pack
topwat

Headings I sound like some killer-escue character.

THIS.

Basically, Geese's first name got engrished the same way Rugal Bernstein's was. (It was supposed to be "Luger".)

>japanese pick a sexual name

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Rugal sounds cooler.

>mfw a foreigner enters a conversation uninvited

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Eh, I think it goes either way myself.

Is your hate of them severe enough to push you to get a hunting license?

Fuck You

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Nice one, shitfucker.

fuck that

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>american character in japanese game
>shouts broken english
>is also the best boy

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Hello, my fellow goy-I mean Americans.

Back to resetera

>Buckaryo
It is an outdated form of buckaroo

>non-conductive
Guess I'm rubberman to my friends

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probably a big guy, unless i'm literally a freighter.

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fug :(

>Slayer
I'm the edgy top soldier of the villain's army that shows up for periodic rival fights with the MC

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>Lichens Copperstones
Sounds very Etrian Oddyssey

Venire
>"judicial writ ordering jurors to be summoned,"
Neat

I think that's an unsubstantiated rumor, since the King of Fighters invite clearly shows an "R". Although it's not the only case in KOF. Heidern was supposed to be "Jeidern", which is actually a real name.

I dont understand

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JOIN US

i am launchpad and i pilot airplanes

Join me and together we can create a force of gay like no other

ok but no ball fondling

I am Groundnuts Sparoid.

Hmm

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>exporting
who wants a Skyline R34?

Sorry, but I don't trust you chinks

Here's your (You)

>Gatelike Subpena
Sounds like an ultra move in an anime fighter.

obligatory

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What's the point here? Did the guy who wrote that die from stubbornness? Otherwise it's kinda reaching to make a point and not even a very good one.

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IIRC that's part of an ad campaign for awareness pertaining to shit like Prostate Cancer, which is completely harmless if you see a doctor but can metastasize and fuck you up if you ignore it, which stubborn people will end up doing.

>Passional Lasagnas
I am a gay italian chef

>Digestor

Come on man

>Taskbar Expressionistic
Apparently I work in computer art.

>Boppers