Half-Life

>Deus Ex
>the game isn't actually from God

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>Killing Floor
>You dont kill floors

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>Portal
>there are multple portals

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>animal crossing
>no animals are hung on the cross

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Debatable.

>team fortress 2
>there's only 1 map with fort in its name
>it's the worst map in the game

well, it's China

Medal of Honor
>Never received one

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>System Shock
>you never get electrocuted

>super mario
>it's regular mario

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>final fantasy
>theres like 20 of them

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>Street Fighter
>you rarely fight in streets

The HEV suit accounts for the other 100.

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>Stalker
>There arent even girls to stalk

With armor it's 200% life
You start at 100%
Half
Life

>oxygen not included
>large quantities of oxygen are included with every new base

>Portal 2
>4 portals at the same time

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but there aren't any dogs in Watchdogs either and that one is set in America

>Metal slug
>Game has no slugs, let alone metallic ones

>Warcraft
>Only ever slay orcs or humans but never craft War

>Diablo
>There is just a fucking demon

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>Super Smash Bros.
>Game has girls

>the long dark
>day cycle and night cycle are equal

Not true.

a portal is automatically two portals retard

>DMC3 Dante's Awakening
>Dante doesnt sleep once

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>Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
>you can only play as one of them per playthrough
>there aren’t any slides or monkey bars

Actually no, regular Mario is in Mario Bros

if 50/100 is 100% then 100% is still half life.
its a percentage not a value

>Mother 3
Only one mom, doesn't even survive a full chapter.

>Remember Me
>it's forgotten

>super mario brothers
you can play as multiple brothers
>super mario brothers 3
you can play as multiple brothers
>super mario world
you can't play as multiple brothers
>super mario 64
you can't play as multiple brothers

>Papers, Please
>No character named "Please Papers" in the game

>Dragon's Dogma
>No dragon with a surrogate dog mother

>Endless Space 2
>it's extremely limited

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Where does Super Mario World or Super Mario 64 imply there are multiple brothers unlike the other two titles? In fact, what should have been said is:
>Super Mario 64
>There's only one mario instead of 64

>Dark Souls
>yet there's only one dark soul

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>F-Zero
>there are in fact no Fs whatsoever

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>Battlefield Bad Company
>You're never in bad company

>no man's sky
>you can find and name things, making them yours

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does the floor kill you?

>Crash Bandicoot
>Most of the enemies don't actually crash Bandicoot

>Skyrim
>there are no rims in the sky

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>Creeper World
>No planetary bodies are creepy towards you

The squad you're in is called the Bad Company

>Final Fantasy
>15 numbered installments, countless spin offs with no end in sight

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>Sonic the Hedgehog 2
>Second Sonic is actually a yellow fox

>bad company: a term describing unsavoury individuals who can be bad influences

Aye but they all seem like alright chaps

>Starbound
>None of the stars bind you

>doki doki literature club
>you never met doki doki

>Last of Us

>There are other people besides us

>Published by EA
>A bad company

he's done it

>Serious Sam
>Sam makes a lot of jokes and pop culture references

Boi he did it

>The Forest
>it's actually an island

>Dead Space
>space is inanimate and theforefore can't be dead

>Killzone
>games are larger than just one area

>Crash Team Racing
>there are no teams

>Hearts of Iron 4
Not only are there four metal organs, there are no metal organs of any kind in the game.

>Planescape: Torment
>There are no plan for escape

>Orcs must die
>Some orcs do not die

>alien vs predator

>Not a single illegal immigrant or pedophile in sight

first deus ex is a gift from god

is*

>Hollow Knight
>Knight is actually rather filled

>donkey kong
>he's an ape

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>Legend of Zelda

>Story is actually about Link

>Ace attorney

>He's kind of bad at his job

>Age Of Empires
>Most factions are actually kingdoms

>Don't Starve
>Character starves quite frequently

>Don't Starve together
>You starve together all the time

>Left 4 Dead
>the 4 characters this pun refers to canonically survive every story section of the game

>Minesweeper
>No widows crying about their lost loved ones that died in the coal mines of Victorian England

>mega man
>You control a modded domestic a robot

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>Super Mario Kart

>You can ride bikes and not just as Mario

first vergin fight user.

Wrong, play the Sacrifice

>Resident Evil

>The evil is never in a neighborhood

>Hitman
>hit many people

>Need for Speed: Underground
>You're never underground
>You're never doing amphetamine either

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>Saints Row
>No congregation of holy men or good Samaritans at all

theyre all asleep

>Mario party
>it's not a party it's some board game

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>Fallout
>It's actually decades after the fallout has settled

I have chuckled.

Two more days.

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>Life is Strange
>life is weird

>for honor
>people frequently perform dishonorable acts

fuck wrong fucking tab

>Trainspotting
>there is no Trainspotting
>inb4 its in the book

>said scene is the sequel

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>Sin and Punishment
>The protagonists did not committed any sins

A doorway is technically a portal, singular.

>dead or alive
>the game is just dead

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there is a floor and killing does indeed take place on it

>Anthem
>It brings grief and sadness

jej

Watchdog 2 has dogs and you can pet them

>Darkest Dungeon
>There are many dungeons which are all quite visible

>pac-man
>is he really a man

What about one way portals, retard?

>Infinite Space
>defined file size

Yes it does dipshit, just not the animal. Slugs as in shotgun slugs

>Duke Nukem
>Can't use Nukes

>left 4 dead 2 shit
>>/out/

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>Daggerfall
>No daggers fall

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>Warframes
>No war about which framerates are the best

you can play the sacrifice in l4d1

Well, comparatively speaking...

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Dishonorable Acts for a Discount Wage

>Dark Souls
>Almost all souls look white.

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>Fire Emblem
>It's not on Fire

>Unreal Tournament
>The tournament is real

It is emblematic of fire.

Some portals just teleport you elsewhere instead of you actually coming out another portal.

>World of Warcraft
>there are actually at least 4 different worlds

ayy lmao

>Final Fantasy
>there’s 15 of them

>Final Fantasy
>On the 14th game and still going

>Evil Within 2
>There is Evil within, too

Each one describes the final fantasy of its respective setting.

>Dragon Quest
>never actively quest for dragons

>devil may cry
>did someone actually cried?

>Post a gif
>The gif doesn't work

oh yeah, what about X?

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What If you drop a dagger on a platform and then use the floor destruction spell.

explain Final Fantasy 10-2 and 13-2 then, smart guy

>F.E.A.R.
>not scary

It's crossed out to signify it's not actually the final fantasy.

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13 is an unlucky number. It was an accident so they made another game.

BRAVO

They may have.

>Legend of Zelda
>Zelda does nothing legendary

The furry purge will come brother

>Serious Sam
>is actually quite humorous

>Pocket Monsters
>Monsters are never in your pocket

200 must be full life for Freeman

It's called Legend of Zelda because the games being any good is a fucking myth.

Where do you think they keep the balls you fuckwit

She seals the main bad guy.

>devil may cry
>Dante says devils never cry
seriously, as much as people make fun of when Lady says Devil May Cry it was infinitely better than 2 and 1 and made way more sense

>pocket monsters
>keeps them in balls
ya simp

>

>Megaman
>Isn't a man

>In japan he is called Rockman
>Isn't a rock

Oof

>Sonic
>it's a hedgehog

>build a door
>it's actually 2 doors

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But from most places in tamriel, it's "the sky's rim" hence skyrim

>half life
>isn't actually about radioactive isotopes

>Only two of the characters are even brothers.

uit has been stoled

>Shadows Die Twice
>You can actually die up to four times in a boss fight

>Mother
>You play as a boy

>Skyrim
>the continent isn't located on the sky's rim

wrong post you turd

holy shit

I'm sorry dad

The sky's bottom rim is at ground level.

thats a diabolo you retard

>Fallout
>You actually walk out

You meet 4 of them

>Mortal Kombat franchise
>95% of the cast are robot, the literal undead, or deities

>Runescape
>Nothing chases you

>Runescape
>you can't escape because the game is so addictive

>Banjo-Kazooie
>It's a platformer

>Doom
>you actually survive

>Dick Kickem 3D
>Dedicated Dick Kick button

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>Dark Souls
>it's actually one of the hardest games ever made

>Postal
>Never once deliver mail or work for the US postal service

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>DOOM is the name of the final boss
>he meets his namesake

>Quake 2/3/4/etc
>Quake is dead

>Implying Doomguy doesn't die at the end of Knee Deep in the Dead

>Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
>Characters sing about the war multiple times

Wrong

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>Heretic
>you're the heretic

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> "of sound mind and competent "
> you

>Endless Ocean
>Has borders

>Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
>Sekiro dies more than twice

you are supposed to restart the game if you die a third time

>Doom
>You're the only living thing that survives

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>Black Ops
>Main characters are white

>ace attorney
>no fighter jets

>Grim Dawn
>The game has no day/night cycle

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but that's a piece of the dark soul
the dark soul was shared among hominids to be vessels for these fragments, which is what makes humans human

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>Half-Life to the power of 2 is a quarter

>Scribblenauts Unlimited
>you can't draw 'nigger'

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>my summer car
>game can be played in all four seasons, not just summer

>Pokemon Red/Pokemon Blue
>Both games are in black and white

>Pokemon Black/Pokemon White
>Both games are in color

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>The Wolf Among Us
>Does not actually summon a wolf

>The Last of Us
>there are many people left alive

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>Black Mesa
>The mesa's really more of an orangey-brown

>Cuphead
>You can play as Mugman

>Tibia
>it's not a leg bone

It's referring to Humanities

>Fire Emblem Awakening
>The game starts with you waking up

>vergin

>Spec Ops: The Line
>you never cross the line if you stop playing

That's what is really in the "pork" buns.

>Dusk
>Takes place mostly at night

>Counter-Strike
>no one plays hostage rescue, whose maps are prefixed with cs_

Hostage rescue are too CT favored compared to de_ maps.

>The Witcher
>No one gets turned into a witch

>Black Mesa
>most characters are cis white males

Maybe his real HP is 200%?

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>Thief
>...

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>Crawl
>You mostly walk or run

>Metroid
>you play as a Halo

Your forgetting the parrallel universes

>Pokémon Yellow
>Poking monsters does not turn them yellow

>he doesn't main cs_office 24/7

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>arx fatalis
There is no deadly focal

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Holy fuck you just opened my mind. I never knew why they called it F-Zero but then I thought of F1 (Formula 1) racing and it just clicked.
Who would have thought that I would learn something in these kinds of threads.

>Pokemon Sun
>you aren't on the sun

>Pokemon Moon
>you never get access to the moon

>Paperboy
>You aren't made of paper

>canonically survive every story section of the game
Bill's been gone for years user
you have to let go

>Fate/stay Night
>Not a hotel management game

>Left 4 Dead 2
>There's 4 left but way more than 2 dead.

No, but it's the cute girl's Fate to Stay the Night among the bugs.

In half life your cap is 50% hp just you can't see the second half of the hp bar because it's useless
Idiot

>Two more days.
The leak was for may 15th

Incorrect.

That's italian, you dumb piece of shit.

>Guitar Hero
>You're just a guitar player in a cover band

>Persona
>game doesn't take place in Mexico

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>starcraft
>no stars are being crafted

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Pretty sure thhere's a scene in the beggining with some old people looking at trains.

The sequel was okay, too bad the "choose life" scene was a bit forced

>Borderlands
>You're never on the border of landing

>implying

>WWF Warzone
>entire game is in a squared circle, no warzone in site

>final fantasy
>has 15 sequels and countless spinoff games

in ass.

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I’m sure one of those arenas was in Detroit.

>Moon legendary
>Weak to Darkness

t.ea employee

Best one

>Alien Isolation
>the alien is not isolated

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>Fortnite
>Most people play it in the day

>mortal kombat
>barely anyone dies

>serious sam
>he isnt serious at all

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>Overwatch
>it's not a top-down shooter

>Killing Floor 2
>You still don't kill floors

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>for honor
>ubisoft

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shoulδve been τ

But you can play as multiple brothers in all versions of World.

>rimworld
>colonists dont rim eachother's asses

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but you become a god

>.gif image
>it's not animated

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theres a mod for that

Who dis qt?