All games should have at least one eye-candy character

Any other girl, this would be great, but Rosalina is the purest and should be more elegant when drawn. And taller.

giv rosalina gf
id fug her pusy

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>tfw you meet Rosalina
>You push her down roughly on the bed, pushing her panties aside as you have sex with her
>The Lumas can only watch helplessly as you fuck their mother, her screams becoming increasingly slutty after each orgasm

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True.

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I'd rather Rosalina push me down. Lumas can still watch in horror as I scream tho

They don't know any characters that are canonically hot, so they settle for video game Barbie's.
Imagine jacking off to Simpsons porn because it's all you know.

gotchu fampai

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Why stop at one?

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>Letting canon get in the way of porn
Fucking normalfags

___ _____ ____ ___ ____ _____ ____

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She is at least a foot and a half taller than you and has lived long enough to see the births and deaths of multiple universes. You wouldn't push shit.

Yeah? She's still a woman

might as well fap to OC Donuts if you're gonna draw a radically different body type and slap the character's head on top of it. I guess there are some exceptions like bimbofication and inflation/weight gain cause that's the entire point not that I care about any of those mind you.

>one

You're right, being in the sun like that should make her look like this.

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HIGHER HEELS

H I G H E R

>no fun allowed
Fuck off

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Hi Asanagi

I do, with my hand, multiple times a day.

Your vagina has no power over me.

>Chris will never phone you daily trying to get you to fuck his sister

Why even get out of bed in the morning

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Now we know why he was so persistent.

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cute feet

I bet you're the kind of person who only watches vanilla, and refuses to jack off to anything other than OC porn. Half of most hentai is fan art. Go read a book

I like her and all but I'd prefer to just give her a hug. I just get confused when I get turned on by her.

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Rosalina thread?

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I like exaggerated Midnas desu but I can somewhat see where you're coming from

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>Outta_sync Rosalina lips

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>y'all

Filtered MD5

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keep making em

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My kind of thread.

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Every game with Rosalina in it is improved by a significant margin over a game that does not hace here in it.

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I feeling that dark, cold hand of wafuism creeping up on me. I need to stop coming to these threads

>one
If they're not all good looking, you're doing something wrong.

Just give in

Why dies she have nigger lips and a nigger nose here? Why is she black?

Use your lonely feelings, boy. Let Rosalina's love flow through you.

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>nigger lips
Those are called DSLs, all Mario girls have them.

Outta Sync used to make some phenomenal Rosalina pictures. It's a shame he hasn't done anything with her recently, though.

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Rosalina's BUTT is FAT.

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to please my cock with her dick sucking lips,
please my bros keep posting, preferably pictures with visible feet

Mods=gods

Not only do legs and skin not work like that, but shitty Western art does not equate to canonical looks. For fuck's sake, Rosalina in Mario spin-offs in the last decade as is looks hotter.

Sure, why not?

Uhhhh, be quiet sweaty

Hair is the only thing that matters with Mario girls. This applies to Japanese art too.

That's not fat. That's muscular.

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Cool, don't care. I have realistic porn, crazy proportions porn, doesn't matter.

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Now that's a body worthy of the heavyweight class.

Artist?

Hard Degenerate

Be warned, though. He does a LOT of futa.

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It's both.

>based mod deleted BBC memepost
maybe things are finally looking up

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if you waifu someone as personality-less as rosalina you're hopeless
daily reminder waifu does not mean jerkoff material

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>daily reminder waifu does not mean jerkoff material
Yes it does, only mentally deranged autists think otherwise

Jesus fuck. Muh dick.

>He does a LOT of futa.

Fucker has teased futa Rosa x Daisy but still has yet to draw them actually fucking.

>you will never taste Rosalina's sweet nectar and feel it run down your chin while you eat her pusi

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>calm and level-headed demeanor
>emotionally hurt from her past, but learned to move on
>can still have fun with sports and go-kart racing
>wise goddess who looks over the cosmos
If anything, she has some of the most character and personality out the princesses.

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>muh realism!

you don't belong here you deranged 14 year old

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Leave Street Fighter to me

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>ywn see her reach out to you like this irl

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based and truthpilled

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I agree, but why just one ?

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Cute

Made it transparent.

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This

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my fucking nigga

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Games should have varying body types for my dick but mostly pear shaped girls.

>Gray Impact
based

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Goddamn I love Legoman

>Legoman

All games should have all of their female protagonists be pure waifu/cute while all male protagonists should be pure husbando/cute, with at least one of them being mascot material. Change my mind.

Unironically the only thing Blizzard has done right with Overwatch. Everyone in that game is fuckable to so degree... Minus the animals.

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>Legoman
Did you even see the signature on the picture?

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I've fapped so much to Overwatch and I've never once been tempted to play it. Like, I've fapped to it a LOT.

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Cute is shit.

I love Mei

Bloodborne didn’t and Sekiro didn’t and they were great. Unless you’re a romantic dope that just loves pretty faces like Emma.

>BB didn't

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Squid fucker

No u

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No, that's Legoman's sketch most definitely.

>Be warned
uh sure "warned"

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Why though

So pinkdrawz is a fagit?

Her feet are way too short. I wish every single porn artist had a foot fetish so they at least could nail the proportions right

Does legoman sell his sketches or something? I see them all over the place but fleshed out by other artist.

He's not wrong,So they're probably the same person or friends.

Rosa doesn't have feet art, why do you care?

I completely agree

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Doll is top cute but not eye candy in the sense that op means.

Big women have big feet. That's just how it is. You just don't slap the feet of a 4'8 woman in the body of a 6'4 amazon and think that looks good

I wonder if that fan fiction user is lurking. Post your shit

There's a lot of people on Yea Forums that are in to futa, but there's a lot of vanillafags here as well. I just wanted to give them the common courtesy of a heads up so they know what they're getting in to.

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>posting 3rd best girl

Fat is good though

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Yen's a bitch and Ciri is completely lacking sex appeal

Fair point, good looking out.

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ahem

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but small petite feet are hot

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>no motorcycle bodysuit peach gf

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>the body of a 6'4 amazon
7'7". you mean

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Not a feet guy but aren't small feet like a thing that is feet folk go for? Like small tits or something?

I normally don't find Peach hot at all, but I swear to god fanart Peach makes me so hard

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even 6' is quite tall for a girl

Yes, but Rosalina is a big girl. In the words of Mannie Fresh: Everything real big.

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>tfw you love peach smut but hate anything involving her and bowser

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Bowser is beta bucks and Mario alpha fucks.

Dude, are you me? That's exactly how I feel.

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The implications of this size chart gets me rock hard

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This but Daisy futa shit

Gay.

I've considered writing a fapfic about Peach, but what would even happen?
For some reason I can't stop thinking that user tricks Peach into fucking, mabe by pretending to help her with "exercises and stretches" or something. The "really airheaded" thing is kind of a cliche, but I think that's what makes Peach potentially hot.

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>hating futa

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you're retarded i just like girls and dicks

We don't need to get into another futa philosophy discussion.

I have a theory on the popularity of futanari. Everyone here is a virgint, these virgins haven't had intimate contact with women except only through fantasies reinforced by porn. Because of the avid use of porn, the usual vanilla stuff doesn't do it for them anymore, its unremarkable. After being severally isolated from women for years, the thought of a vagina doesn't arouse them, its completely alien to them. A cock on the other, that's what they're most familiar with. They know how it feels, how to pleasure it, how it moves and reacts to stimuli. Just the thought of a woman getting fucked by a man (typically a chad) disgusts the futafag. A woman with massive, gurthy cock is far more desirable to watch fuck another woman.

>user tricks Peach into fucking, mabe by pretending to help her with "exercises and stretches"
That was an episode of Law & Order SVU

Look man, I just like vagina most of the time.

No, footfags like having more foot so interact with.

>Just the thought of a woman getting fucked by a man (typically a chad) disgusts the futafag
For me, it's Futa on male.

>like both dick and vagina

theory discarded

>not a feet guy
Ok
>apologetic over shitty proportions
Well you should be a feet guy if that's what it takes to not be a retarded fuck then

>literal cumdump for an entire garrison

Great taste, user.

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>user
ehhhh, not my thing but could always have peach tricked into sucking a dick by disguising it as a mushroom or something

Well, good thread everyone. Here come the futa subhumans. It was nice while it lasted.

I'm gonna make a game... eventually... it's about demons and stuff, so if I'm gonna have a eye candy character, I figured it should be a succubus

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Same but lesbo sex is boring as all hell

That story idea is much better to my mind then, say, Mario x Peach. I personally would rather self-insert to some degree.
Normally I don't name them user, just a generic human name though

I'm the biggest SJW on Yea Forums and I agree with you 100%

That's the obvious thing bud. Should have another demon be eye candy and have the the succubus sexuality be down played or overshadowed.

Its undeniable that there is an entire subculture of this shit. Theres forums where the ideal cock is discussed. From that categories of cocks are made. Cocks aren't the only thing that are talked about, lengthy threads about balls exist too. This isn't just some one-off fetish.

you could make incubus and succubus eye candy character.

oh, I suppose so
I mostly wanted to be faithful to the demons themselves though, and out of all 72 demons of Solomon, only 2 are female, and one is a fucking trap lmao

MUCH better. Why change perfection?

Make a siren

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it literally is though, you're extrapolating or maybe projecting for no reason

>this thread

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Don't take this personally but the succubus is unoriginal trope at this point. I haven't seen much of nymphs though.

why did she drop a bottle of shampoo?

sauce?

she was playing on her PS Vita

too busy playing video games

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more importantly, why is she showering with her clothes on and while playing video games? silly girl didn't even turn the water on

Guess I'm pathetic then.
Better than being gay

She didn't want her Vita ruined by water

unironically it's very straight fetish and gays dont even like futa.

it isn't. finding good quality rp with a very specific scenario and characters you've concocted in your head is, but you're better off writing fanfiction if that's the case. otherwise, just go to f-list and stop being a bitch.

Finding good quality rp is difficult.

I've heard of f-list. I only ever use it with Meet And Fuck Club. Can you use just f-list?

I personally like futa because it's relatable. I have no idea what female sexual pleasure is like, so the addition of a dick allows me to get a read on the type and intensity of pleasure a character is feeling. I get to have that "wow, I bet that feels good" feeling while also not looking at a gross hairy man. Futa is for the thinking man.

Only one?

but she's so pretty!

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I'd rather vouch for games either going all-out with fanservice or rely as little as possible on it. One or the other.
Anyone who's ever bought a game for one cute character knows that it's shitty and end up wishing there was more.

I bought Dead or Alive 5 because Sarah Bryant makes me hard, then I liked her even more because she's a high kicking goddess

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I bought Shantae and the Pirate's Curse for Shantae but loved Rottytops more.

Sure there are exceptions, especially with games where you play as the eye candy. Nier Automata was one of those as well.

So not only are the brother short the Princesses are tall. Nice

Too tall

6' is not tall

Straw blonde or platinum blonde?

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>y'all
>twitter screencap
>shit opinion
yeah, I'm thinkin' you need to go back

UNGA BUNGA BIG BOOBY GOOD

how could I possible choose?

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Platinum

which one has better personality?

y'all need to relax. Go on user, tell Flonnzilla your problems

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what's with you low test faggots shitting up every thread like this? did the basedalent r*ddit shut down or something?

Platinum. My grandma was Strawberry before she went grey.

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Art where she's bigger than Bowser can be great though.

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>y'all
go back

But it is

Art with them together is fine and can even be down right cute. My only issue is the fucking. I like my Peach and Bowser smut separated

>inverted nipples
BUENO

Based thread and picture

It is for me
t. 5'8"

>he doesn't want to see Peach's cunt get literally demolished by big spiky turtle dragon cock
Gay

Dear Gamefreak,

Please put Jessie in the next game and make her ass fat.

Thank you

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both

youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4

If wanting Mario and Peach to have loving passionate sex makes me a homosexual then brother, sign me up for the parade.

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Didn't they do that with the Let us Go games?

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P.S.

Please also make her able to crush a walnut with her thighs

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>wanting a girl to lower her standards for a gross Italian midget
You are unironically either a self inserting incel or a massive poof.

Delet this

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>Ugly Guy/Pretty Girl isn't one of his fetishes
You better stop posting or I'll slap that cock out of your mouth

i choose small feet with painted toenails

>Ugly Guy/Pretty Girl
just like in my life

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Rude. It's cute

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Bowser is uglier, checkmate atheist.

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DARN TOOTIN SEXUALITY BAYUD

>"We have big guns, big robots and big bugs."
>"What are we missing Inafune?"

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the face of determination

>gross Italian midget

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top kek

No, considering the artist it's definitely fat. I don't really like his art but the Peach+Samus pics and the Palutena pic with godly pubes are top.

>pubes

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Yeah no I was married before and I still love futa. Your virgin theory is dumb.

>Flat gun
>No trigger discipline
Shit tier waifu

good taste brothers

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Well... I see that the President equipped his daughter... with ballistics, too.

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Talk about eye candy!

[sad trombone]

Best posts in the thread

no way fag

>all these pictures with patreon watermarks
Lmao, nintendofags are such cucks

holy mother of originality, batman

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Hey man, i just judge porn artists by how well they draw
>semen
>pubes(important)
>anus(important)
>nipples
>blushing
>if pic is still 10/10 even covered by censor bars or funny chibi faces...like, look up the "satyr" from elf-san wa yaserarenai on gelbooru or whatever and you'll know what i mean
>pupils

There have been times where there was a picture with multiple versions and i save the "worse" one because it respected one or more of these.

metaphorically saved

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Attractive women are racist against true wahmynz.

Its because 72% of PS4 owners identify as LGBT (these are from sonys own statistics) and thus Sony doesnt make attractive women in their games worth making art of

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>Implying anyone here pays money for porn
It's all freely available on gelbooru

Triss is pure fapbait.
Personality of a whore but the body and beauty of an absolutely succubus

That's gay

>nigger lips
>long, thin, lifeless eyes
>too much eyeshadow
This shit is unironically almost as bad as the tumblr art style

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Was Leon gay?

hell yeah sister. how DARE they make a female character which represents unrealistic looks and panders to sexist and misogynistic male players?

is this relevant to the thread?

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>Being gay, but having an opinon on what the perfect woman is (and being wrong)

Die

cute! you have that clever one where it shows the galaxy under her dress?

no because its not good art

Where is this from?

Cute

I don't have the picture but I do have the stage saved.

Oh, my bad.

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He comes out as gay in RE2 Remake.

Pic related.

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Everyday life if you're a manlet

CHRIS "LEON FUCK MY SISTER REAL GOOD AND KNOCK HER UP" REDFIELD

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>Albert Wiskers
lol

What is she gonna do?

Can't believe you have to make me pull out the Yank card, you gay ass fucking yank.

Daisy Bomber.

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All this thick Rosa of late pleases me.

Make a "Succubus mother"

A demon that breeds demons, she gathers power and fertility by absorbing human semen

She is incredibly voluptuous and has huge breasts

Would be a welcome change from a "omg sexy succubus"

>Albert Wiskers
kek

Redfield's got a touch of the lavender himself if he won't take Jill and do the deed himself.

she is a big girl

What the hell is this from

that was a big nut i just had

>Futa is for the thinking man.
This, but I can appreciate yuri too, especially if I self-insert

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>impregnating your partner and have her incapacitated for a few years when B.O.W.s are still out there and your services are required
No, user, he's just thinking about the good of the world.

I don't get the fandom around Mario girls. It seems borderline autistic to me. All the Smash fapbait art feels like bottom of the barrel of the nerd hierarchy. Even Pokemon trainers are more deliberately attractive.

How do you self insert with yuri?

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Sukhoi-57 looks better desu

Shove Rosalina up her vagina.

For me

Futa is inherently gay.

> You’re missing a very obvious answer I’d rather not spell out

i need to see dem tanlines

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>have autogynephilia fetish

that's how, I can enjoy everything, can enjoy yuri from a third party perspective of first person self-insert perspective
>god I wish that was me

not a tranny though in case you got that impression

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You're a grill?

fuck you

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Go die in a fire, get the fuck out of this thread you attention whoring slag, fuck off right now

>of first person self-insert perspective
or*

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She looks like Bloodrayne there

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Poor Rosalina can never catch a break.

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based

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I am going so hard for Triss, Yen is a fucking bitch, shut her down in every speech option where I can.
Triss is good girl.

>He does a LOT of futa
Thanks for the warning, will make sure to "avoid"

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>Hey Ye-
>HURR FUCK YOU GERALT GO DIE SO WHAT IF YOU HAD AMNESIA KILL YOURSELF

>Hey Triss
>Hey Geralt, I don't hate you for leaving me, oh you need help? Sure thing. Also please fuck me...
>Huh what was that last bit?
>OH NOTHING

Stop posting ugly western crap

BEHOLD

The most perfect ass ever conceived in visual form

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You mean just no posting ugly art in general?

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I mean originality isn't really the point of what I'm trying to do, I just wanna do justice by demonology, first and foremost, and tropes can be fine if done well
hell, subverting tropes is becoming a trope itself at this point
I think that's just your fetish, reddit spacer

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I wish my face were under that

Nice cringe there reddit

>im not gay

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>fap to idea of being a girl
>this means you must also fap to idea of being a girl having sex with a guy

Retarded argument

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Unless he only watches solo/lesbian porn that's a little gay.

What exactly is wrong with it if your fantasy involves being the girl? It's not like you'd go out and fuck a guy as is.

I watch all types of porn, doesn't mean I self-insert as the girl in every type, for example in /ss/ I only self insert as the boy, likewise with normal porn

Because I'm not attracted to guys, this is why I fap to futa instead
Even my fantasies have limits, just because its not a "real" guy doesn't mean the idea itself isn't still disgusting desu

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>I'm not attracted to guys, this is why I fap to futa

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So pic related is totally a guy right? Simpleton.

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Delet this. Taki has only vagene.

at least i'm not gay

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>cum literally spurting out of the ninja gear

Wow! I didn't know you wanted me that bad!

She can have whatever you want her to have, its all fiction anyways

lol no argument left so you resort to that, sad

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>fat mons literally stretching over the leotard

Wow! I didn't know you wanted me so bad!

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let me explain to you how straight men works
straight men do not like dicks. period.
has a dick = male. there is no other way about it, if you have any kind of attraction to a cock - you are gay.

That's better, thanks.

So, you're straight if you replace a guy's dick with a vagina and fuck him?

not him but i'd sooner fuck a reverse futa than a futa
>has vagina
>doesn't nag you about doing the dishes or visiting your mother in law
no downside

>reverse futa
You mean cuntboys?

So if a guy cuts his dick off that's totally not gay?

Dick = male
Masculine features = male

Reminder that normal straight men have the same mental reaction of disgust to seeing faggotry as they do to seeing rotting corpses or maggots.

A cut off dick is not a vagina. Grey Worm does not have a vagina.

Its as gay as a woman attaching a penis.

Not all games.

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Normalfag, simplistic levels of thinking here.

PUFFY VULVA

Now that makes you gay, since you are attracted enough to the male features of the "reverse futa". Futa isn't gay because the only male feature is the dick, the rest of the body is female (speaking in terms of fantasy) but you would fuck a cuntboy which is a male with a cunt, that's fucking gay

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>not wanting to stick your dick into Kirby
Pleb

>wanting to fuck Poyo

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Imagine the suction, man.

And a fictional dick on a fictional woman is not a real dick

So a strap-on is gay even though its a woman doing the fucking? There is no other male present but you, how can it be gay?

>UNGA BUNGA DICK = GAY
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26498424
>RESULTS: GAMP men had arousal patterns similar to those of heterosexual men and different from those of homosexual men. However, compared to heterosexual men, GAMP men were relatively more aroused by GAM erotic stimuli than by female erotic stimuli. GAMP men also scored higher than both heterosexual and homosexual men on a measure of autogynephilia.

>CONCLUSIONS: Results provide clear evidence that GAMP men are not homosexual. They also indicate that GAMP men are especially likely to eroticize the idea of being a woman.

Futa is literally scientifically proven to not be gay.

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Didn't say he replaced it with a wound, he just cuts off his penis and only has an asshole which women have too.

you know why secondary gender characteristics called secondary, right?
female is female
male is male
chances of me fucking ugly female are way way higher than fucking a dick "girl"

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>>based mod deleted BBC memepost
Are you trying to tell me you still don't know about how to delete other people's posts?

That's completely moving the goalposts, user. The fictional dick on the fictional woman is still gay because it's not a real fictional woman

if its all fictional, how can it be gay or straight then?

>Didn't say he replaced it with a wound
You never said he replaced it with a vagina or anything about an asshole. You just asked "So if a guy cuts his dick off that's totally not gay?"
In case you forgot

Gotcha, guess you prefer male body instead of female body.

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>i-im not gay! just lookit these here science papers
lmao

>tfw the best eye-candy is in plain view the whole game

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yeah, it's worse, it's tranny porn.

Because it's a penis, user. And if it doesn't matter (to you) if it's gay or straight then it shouldn't matter I think it's gay as fuck

B desu ne

>reverse futa
>has vagina
Futanari have vaginas, you faggots. The inverse would be a man with no genitals at all.

the very concept of a dick on something that is not a man is gay

I know they have vaginas but the other user obviously meant cuntboys.

You only see Telma's Telmas for like 5 minutes though. Butterface, sure, but put that bag on and tell me she doesn't kill it then.

>more aroused by whatever new made up term for gay "GAM" is than by females
>wants to be female
By what logic is that not extremely gay? The researchers just invented a new word for "gay but in a slightly different way"

She was nice too. I'd fuck the hell out of her also.

Not an argument.

It's not gay though.

>By what logic is that not extremely gay?
By not being attracted to other men. GAM means shemale.

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Guys who like futa are desperate to prove that they're not gay on the outside

I would prefer a woman, thanks.
you degenerate fucks who according to basically on same level as trannies search for something to somehow appear mentally healthy

This article isn't even talking about regular people, this is literally about GAMP men. What does this prove? Shemales aren't homos for liking dicks and they wanna be girls?

why do they always have so big diks

Because I'm attracted to girls with strap ons, not guys with tits. I'm fucking sick of seeing traps and "futa on male" and "futa (actually shemale)" when I just want to see girls getting it on with other girls.

Futa isn't a girl with a strapon, it's a girl with an actual functioning penis. You're gay, or at least bi.

where are the video games

>Shemales aren't homos
The article's not about shemales.

Neither because one looks like a dude and the other has a dick which I am fucking disgusted by

They can fuck each other, I don't care what they do in their spare time just do it away from me

What's the difference between a girl strap on and futanari with an actual functioning penis when it comes to pornography?

Eyecandy is boring. Cute things are better. If you absolutely must, sweater puppies.

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Oh, so now the goalposts are around "maybe bi" aswell now that people are making arguments that can't be argued with?

>Gynandromorphophilia (GAMP) is sexual interest in gynandromorphs (GAMs; colloquially, shemales). GAMs possess a combination of male and female physical characteristics.
Fucking liar

>mfw Methonium

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>Who are gynandromorphophilic men? Characterizing men with sexual interest in transgender women.

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Cute > sexy

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you see, if in sexual fantasy you are not disgusted by a cock doing things to you/near you
you have a problem if you want o still think you are straight. sexual fantasies are very closely connected to one sexuality.

based and truthpilled

>you are not disgusted by a cock doing things to you/near you
I said other girls, in porn. I hate male subs.

genitals trading places = mental illness

>sexual fantasies are very closely connected to one sexuality.

AHAHAHHAHA

This is on par with those SJW's who can't separate fiction from reality, you think all fantasy must adhere strictly and be connected to reality, what a simplistic mindset

Yes, cute makes my boner happier than sexy.

We're talking about 2D here not 3DPD

In 2D you can draw a woman with a dick and call it a futa, futa doesn't exist IRL, there is no third gender despite what trannies would want to force you believe

>penis replacing vagina = not gay
Fuck you and all you other fags for misconstruing this. Futanari is a penis IN ADDITION to the vagina. They're BOTH there, on a woman. Actual fags have hidden their shemale porn behind that label so they can stay in the closet. No, penis replacing vagina is also gay. That's a feminine male, and those are gay (traps, too).

Traps are gay

>Futanari is a penis IN ADDITION to the vagina
If you're a fucking shit tier futa enthusiast sure.

Go big or go home, I bet you don't even like futa balls.

cute makes my heartboner happy

futa is the lowest test fetish you can possibly have without being outright fucking gay. Imagine not liking pussy and not wanting to imagine yourself fucking one.

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futa without vagina is popular too in futa porn, its all just preference

dick is a dick. you can do mental gymnastic all you want, it doesn't change the fact straight men do not get boners looking at dicks.
>inb4 but porn
nobody looks at male partner. if you really like cum shots = you are gay.

Futa literally means that they have both.
That's the whole goddamn point.

How is futa gay? No, explain the math to me. If anything futa on woman is less gay than male on female. I went to college.
Male genitalia + male body = male
Female genitalia + female body = female

Male genitalia + female body = futa

Female + male genitalias + female body = herm

For the purpose of this exercise let YG be male dongs and YB be male bodies. XG will be female vags and XB will be female bodies (including breasts)

So, a generic 1 on 1 "straight" porno will go as such;

YB+YG = 1 male
plus
XB+XG = 1 female
thus we have a 1:1 male/female ratio. We can use this as the base line for what is "straight" or not.

(XB+XG)2 = 2 women (lesbians). We can surmise that this is "straighter" than the base line of 1 male on 1 female. However this is where things can get interesting.

(XB+XG) + (YG+XB) = 1 female on 1 futa

We have lost one male defining physical trait (the male body) in exchange for one more female defining physical trait (the female body)

Using this simple formula we can thus derive that (XB+XG) + (XB+YG) > (XB+XG) + (YB+YG) in terms of "straightness"

We can also utilize this formula to place futa on futa roughly on equal footing as male on female in terms of "straightness"

You see, son, sexuality isn't black and white. Everyone's a little gay and everyone's a little straight. Trying to say otherwise is just a nonsensical pissing contest, and really you're just holding yourself back for no other reason than personal pride.

What's worse? Shutting yourself off from terabytes of nice high quality porn?

Or having to come to terms with your own sexuality?

>I sure enjoy playing with my own penis

>but I'm not no fag I don't like looking at OTHER penises or anything, especially when they're connected to pretty women
I went to college for this.

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>not like futas with all 3

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Traps are gay and your mental gymnastics to convince yourself you aren't gay prove so

imagine wanting to look at dudes

First two are true and that's as far as it goes. Anything beyond that is delusion.

Imagine sexualizing something with a penis so it's something you want to fap to.

People are talking about futa and how gay or not gay it is. and I'm just sitting here wanting my women to have vaginas and nothing else. Is this what feeling old feels like?

Futa without vagina isn't futa

>beautifully proportioned woman
>look down
>giant dick that looks like dr frankenstein looks like he stapled onto a woman himself instead of a nice puffy vulva
I hope all futafags die. So tired of seeing something perfectly fappable and then getting baited with this gay shit tacked on. Forgive the food analogy but it's really like a nice dish that after closer inspection, has someone's spit in it.

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the fishnets makes it extra sophisticated

That's just dickgirl though

women should be fucked by dudes and, as a dude myself, I like to imagine myself fucking my 2D waifus. Kys fuccboi

>tfw can't enjoy futanari anymore because the word no longer describes what I came to enjoy as futanari
Where am I supposed to find female hermaphrodites without balls now? Hyperclit is barely related.

It's not fair. You guys had terms like shemale, dickgirl, tranny, trap, etc. to describe all the different flavors of feminine male you wanted to see. I don't even have a term for my shit anymore.

>im not gay because i want to look at men in my porn

Feelsbadman

Hyperclit was always the furthest I was willing to go because at least then it's still female genitalia, but I'm in this same boat with you

Now everything is just lumped together under futa and it's all so tiresome

>if you want to have sex with someone of the opposite sex, you're gay, or at least bi
stop with the freestyle sematics, call it submissive or whatever, but that's not gay/homo

As Johnny Bravo said
I want to look LIKE this, not at this.

And by that I mean I want to fuck my waifu and I'm not a tranny faggot. Sorry if that's too much for your estrogen infused self to comprehend

imagine fapping to men in your porn and desperately calling other people gay

It's too bad i don't fap to straight porn coping faggot

sexist faggot

I, for one, am glad Western artists learned how to make digital art over the past decade

imagine enjoying dicks more than pussy so much that you start looking for porn replacing the natural female genitalia with them, still thinking you're fapping to women, and still thinking you're straight

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Wrong. Games with all male casts like STALKER or LISA would be infinitely worse if they had random cute girl characters ruining the consistency and atmosphere. Go have sex with a real girl and stop looking for sexual validation from video games.

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imagine thinking vaginas are attractive in the first place
shit's straight out of HR Geiger, my dude

you literally can't stop talking about how important men are for you in your porn

I look for porn replacing the natural male body, excluding the genitalia, for female body, I just leave the dick because it's more fun generally than 2 vaginas rubbing together (though I fap to that, too)

your tiny pea brain can't being to comprehend not being vanilla, it's sad to look at your posts

>replacing the natural female genitalia with them
What about porn with both?

they're not that important, sole female is good
futa is degenerate though

So basically you're gay

>STALKER or LISA
Absolute garbage taste

No, I'm a man, and I like to masturbate to females. That makes me straight. You like men, you're gay.

Why does any of this matter?

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>tfw you can get off to bowser, a dog, mario or peach futa fucking rosalina
enjoy being inferior, losers

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>stalker
>garbage taste
reddit is that way

Fucking this. People may shit on CSR, Diives, and Legoman for doing samefaces and anatomical errors, but they're all leagues better than the shit you'd find on dA back in 2009.

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>anything with a dick
>female
lmaoing at your gay life

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>self-inserting into your porn

don't do this

It totally doesn't.
Just fap to whatever the fuck you want, it's not like anyone needs to find out.
Plus, for me, it's not likely to influence any relationships, I gave up on 3D years ago.

>being a cuck that imagines himself spectating his waifus getting fucked
don't do this

>bloodborne didnt

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well, it's a hermaphrodite, she has a big clit 's all, no testicles, and she has ovaries and a uterus

Both of those are awful.

>draw rosalina off model and out of character
>”wow I really love rosalina, guys”

>faps to men
>LMAOING @ UR GAY
what the fuck am I reading

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I mean your fantasy is your fantasy, but I just find that shit so ridiculous that it's a turn off. Shit aint natural.

Lucky bastard

>PC losers so starved for exclusive games they cling to eastern european shit from 10 years ago

>natural = good
that's a phallacy
also, hermaphrodites happen naturally, you don't need to engineer them, can you please stop being dumb for 5 minutes?

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>my waifus

I don't know the characters in doujins, as they do not exist. And I definitely wouldn't want to see some jacked brown fat man fucking a girl in a doujin, so the next best option is clearly futa.

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>console pleb trying to argue
oh no no no look at this dude

>waifus

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I fap to women and imagine myself as the man fucking her, buddy. Most non degenerate porn has a transparent or blank looking man or some shit.
No the next best option would be a transparent male, just a floating dick, or perspectives that focus on the actual woman. The problem with futa is that the fetish itself focuses on the "woman" with the dick and you're often left with a butchered perspective of the actual woman in the scene. Which just makes me think that people that like the fetish are closet homosexuals or self-inserting trannies. Or just low test.

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neither because in real life you don't have to choose between these two faggots dumbass

How does this work? You need someone to self-insert in porn and can't just enjoy the view without that? Think carefully about what you're about to say because you're gonna contradict yourself hard, most likely.

It's pretty funny seeing the only thing that can make it to 500 posts anymore on any board are porn threads

It happens to some creatures but not humans user
Juat admit you're gay

sole female's fine, futashit's gay, hermshit's gay, male on female's fine
The only time I see porn that focuses on dudes all the time, like futafags try to argue against non futashit, is in femdom where a woman is just the agent that shoves things into a dudes ass or something. Which is also gay as fuck. Ironically futaporn focuses way more on dicks than vanilla does, and I'm not even purely a vanillafag as I have a pregnancy/impregnation fetish. I guess you could say that pretty vanilla too though since it's actually natural instead of futashit

>there are no human hermaphrodites
are you trying to play dumb? because this I don't see any humor if this is a joke
I believe you're just retarded though

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Fallacy
The word is Fallacy
You might be thinking of "phallus", it's pretty similar, go google it

it's extremely rare and there definitely aren't really human hermaphrodites like you see in the 2D porn you probably like.

>imagine myself as the man fucking her
>self inserting
Have sex.

>REEE I NEED MORE ANIME GIRLS REEE MOMMY PLEASE
actual autism, have sex

how can you like female and hate female on futa? please explain the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""reasoning""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" that goes on your pea brain

it was a pun, you should be able to notice it by observing the subject in question
just kidding, of course you're not able to notice it

Enjoy your trash console ports moron

>
>futafag so obsessed with dicks he makes dick-related typos
l m a o
futas aren't females and they just look stupid and unnatural. Much like trannies and traps. Which I imagine futafags are also fans of.

>how can you not like dicks?? everyone is a raging faggot like me!

futa on female = capable of being fine art
futa on self-insert male = merely a choose your own adventure book, can't be art

This. Everybody has one set. Balls or ovaries, dick or clit. Hermaprodites are usually just women with very large clits, true hermaprodites are women with internal balls where their ovaries should be

I can't believe you people are trying to defend having males in your porn instead of futas, while trying to push the gay label onto other people. This is the biggest mental gymnastics I've ever seen.

>i cant believe you like men fucking women and not trannies fucking women
>y-youre the faggot
actual autism

I mean I just got out of a thread where people argued that you should lose your house if you aren't a democrat.

>Much like trannies and traps. Which I imagine futafags are also fans of.
Trannies are gross and traps are mostly a dumb meme fetish.

>I like to watch other men fuck women in my place
insane in the membrane

futa is a dumb meme fetish too though, it just happens to be popular

>sees the joke explained
>still proceeds to try to correct a pun
you can't be serious

>it's extremely rare
and there go the goalposts, good bye

>mfw in the USA RED=conservatives and BLUE=commies

imagine being this much of a cuck that you want to see other men fucking women

It's okay user you'll come to terms with you're homosexuality one day

>I like to watch trannies fuck women in my place
uh oh

Joke ->
Head

I wish we could all get along

show me a hermaphrodite irl. right now, with everything working. otherwise you literally got btfo

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>I'm fapping to 2 women and 1 dick in my porn
>the guy who faps to men said that one day I'll admit I'm homo
what the fuck am I reading

The literal only time futa isn't gay, is when its futa on female.
That's it.

imagine being this much of a cuck that you want to see other crossdressing men fucking women

if that was a joke your delivery with it was extremely shit. No accentuation on the pun or even a matching reaction image so it looked like a genuine error. Also while herms are incredibly rare and real they don't exist in the same way that they do in H, so it's not even fair to use the same terminology. The type of futa and hermshit closet gays like yourselves like doesn't exist in real life outside of trannies, which aren't real women.

>in my place
there's where you're wrong, fucko. I don't self-insert because I can appreciate women fucking eachother without wanting to be a woman.

Do you also self-insert in video games and books? TV shows? Just how ape-brained are you?

I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

>with everything working.
why? all it needs is a dick that can cum, and a vagina
or you think I'm into herm porn for the procreation maybe? nah, you can't be this dumb... or can you

same
i would never go through being a tranny like those freaks though
fuck them

>134 posters
>468 replies

*snap*

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>I'm fapping to 1 woman and 1 male/female monstrosity in my porn
>the guy who faps to lesbians said that one day I'll admit I'm homo
Fixed it for ya user

Frylock?

>Last porn image was 200 posts ago
Get back on topic or I will turn this thread the fuck around and we'll stay at home all summer

Don't test me

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>do you also self-insert in video games and books ? TV shows?
I can relate to characters sometimes because I'm not a degenerate faggot that likes futa, and thankfully, media doesn't have any characters like that for you to self-insert as. Yet.

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>herm
>crossdressing men
it doesn't work that way

if I explained the joke, it wouldn't be a joke
I'd say I'm sorry that you're retarded and couldn't get the joke, but I'd be lying, as I'm not sorry

here, I'll explain this last joke: I made a set up (saying that I'm sorry, and that you're retarded), and then bait and switch (saying that I'd be lying, you'd think it was about you being retarded, but actually I would be lying about being sorry instead)
did you get this joke? I explained it in detail, is it funny now? fucking dimwit

>thread devolved into "hurrr, futa is/isn't gay"
YOU BETTER POST YOUR FAVOURITE EYE CANDY VIDYA GIRL RIGHT NOW

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Do it

dicks are masculine no matter what. denying this means you support trannies. id rather watch two actual girls have lesbian sex than see dicks at all

Actually futa on futa

I get the pun but you have to deliver a joke like a joke or else people will just think you're autistic. sorry.

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>dicks arent always male
ok tranny

Nier Replicant has a futa, I think, so you're wrong (again)

>I have to fap to everything on the screen
holy shit
I mean I don't like mating press in porn because most of it is man ass but selective view is not that fucking hard
If the dick deliverer is male, you don't care about it unless it's objectionable (300lb+, different skin color, etc)
But you make the man a futa, meaning you are trying to make the dick-deliverer desirable
You missed the point of straight porn for straight men; to not care about penises

The fuck? Fantasizing about making games and shilling hand drawn porn drawings is MY thing! Get off my lawn, you whackjob!

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my mom took this one away from me
good game + many faps

>goes from a Rosalina thread to a vidya girls thread to a bunch of fags arguing whether or not futa is gay

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lol

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>Can't find doujins of futa simultaneously fucking each other in the pussy
I know it out there somewhere

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No, that's gay.

Nier's shit but at least the futa game was overshadowed by the ass and thighs game.

This just goes to prove Yea Forums is filled with armored closet gays that really really want you to believe they arent.

Dicks are always guys, fag

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pedophiles be like:

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