Female speaks

It's just a question though?

What's this cut called? I've been wanting to try something new

20cm

I think it's called "shooter boy" or something like that.

ah babe, can I sniff your farts?

Tactical Bowl cut

Bowl cut

In English, doc!

cringe

عشرون سم

it was meant to be humourous because that's something 2b would do to a human male you retard

>*mic crackle*
>girl says hi
>within 5 minutes everyone on the server is banned, arguing, livestreaming their suicides, or paying alimony
>clan falls apart a week later

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What do you like, user?

13cm

Either women are psychological terrorists or men are weak willed.

>not wanting to know what her feet smell like

Usually a light mix of both

>not asking to post a picture of her feet

PepeLaugh :point_right: :palm_tree:

homeschool

>tfw you rolled this haircut colored orange from the free haircut in Maplestory

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Is this the zoomer language?
My cousin who is 14 said Pog in real life and I smacked the shit out of him in front of my uncle.

PogYou

I'll pog your ass, faggot.

glans cut

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incels

LUL

if youve ever had feet get off my board

reddit

have sex

you first

redditor

No one asked where you came from, you abomination.

>wants to eat ass
>is probably a blackedfag
Go back.

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>tfw I share Yea Forums with twitchtards
YIKES!
I should go back to kiwifarms and rpgcodex

I only watch forsen

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You know that smell in between your balls and your thigh? That's what I live for.

That's quite specific but thanks for the info.

Thats called the gooch user.

Mushroom kingdom type

Imagine being a cute girl and having the power to destroy communities in the blink of an eye.

that's between your balls and your anus
he's talking about where your leg meets your dick area

no

Imagine being over 18 and watching friend simulators

Coconut head

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yes

Imagine being over 18 and caring about what others do with their time

the "i won't know my parents give the bare minimum effort fuck about me until i'm older" cut

Imagine getting defensive about your insecurities

A girl once physically rubbed her tits in my face, days later she said she would totally fuck me, and then when I told her I loved her she completely ignored me with no response

So take that as you will

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>'ishruun seem
LMFAO

>girl joins server
>guy asks what kind of penis she likes
>she says medium sized but also says that having a big or small one doesn't make you a worse person

Is there anything more based than this?

>forsen
>friend simulator
More like swedish millionaire who plays games by himself and doesn't give a single fuck about any of his viewers simulator.
Watching his stream is like going to the zoo to watch a monkey play with sticks.

18.288 cm

>girl wants to fuck
>instead of fucking, confess undying love
what the fuck is wrong with you?

based and redpilled

VIRGIN TEST monkaS :point_right: pokiW I'M SAFE

She's the one who asked and insisted on knowing, I didn't even want to tell her that for the reason you stated.

lmao what a dumbass virgin

have sex

lmao what a neet who never had social interaction and is jealous of even the one chance that other people get on a consistent basis

>kiwifarms
you certainly should go back there and never leave

Pho

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>I love you...
>...r big tits

This would get you sex

I don't care about sex because you can get it from any person

What a pleb. Should just cut to the chase; tits or gtfo.

Whatever did you possibly do wrong in that situation? We might never know.

Based sperg

Imagine giving away your money to millionaires because you want to support them

What's sad is that NEET probably understands basic social interaction better than you. Women are not looking for a guy who falls at their feet. The correct response in such a situation would be to give her a mild compliment at best, tell her you think she looks cute or something.

Saying you "love" her when you haven't even gone on a date is pure beta shit. It was a basic test and you failed it, despite probably being reasonably attractive, your own sperginess spoilt the only chance you'll ever have to get an easy lay with an easy slut.

not you apparently

their my friends

fuck footfags

Your projection is amazing. She's the one who asked and asked, pressed the issue. I didn't.

>Wanting to smell another person
Creepy as fuck. Redditors, gays and leftists are not humans

Twitchfags are a new breed of mental illness, screencap this

team mate sounds like a total bro, would game with

nice projection

>hey let's fuck
>hey let's fuck
>hey let's fuck
And your inclination was to tell her you loved her? Yeah, you're definitely a dumbass virgin.

Nice saltiness. Get out of your chair and maybe you won't value sex as much.

I'll poz your ass

wow, is this a thread on Yea Forums, the board on Yea Forums for discussing video games? But that would be impossible. This thread's OP picture is not directly from a video game. I cannot believe this. This thread obviously does not belong on Yea Forums - Video Games. I'm sorry, Anonymous poster, I'm going to have to contact the admins for this board and have your thread removes. Think about that next time you decide to post an off topic picture on my board :^)

>I didn't.
I don't know why you're trying to act cool here. You already betrayed yourself when you told us that you told her you loved her.

It's pure beta shit. It doesn't matter if she was coming onto you, you made her pussy dry up faster than a sieve, and what's worse, you don't even understand what you did wrong.

>don't look, clementine, but there's the guy who said he loved me when i said we should fuck

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You're retarded or can't read. She wanted to know if I loved her. I told her.

You blew your love wad a bit early there. Repress that next time and say it later.

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just tell your barber to give you the "mass shooter special"

kek
Shut up, Virgy.

Go ahead and try.

No, she didn't. Not as you told the story anyway.

>That's one fetish I will never understand
Are you implying that you understand, guro, vore, inflation, and scat?
Why is it that all these fucked up things get a free pass, but partiality towards a body part inspires such hatred?
Maybe it's just that you don't know what a fetish is, and you think that "ass and boobs" are fetishes and you didn't know about the other things like scat and whatnot.

lionel beatle

Enjoy autism.

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Tim Pool would copyright strike him.

youtube.com/watch?v=m5qXMrAd_G4

I didn't include all of it in the first post. I probably should have, because this is Yea Forums, the place known for jumping the gun on anything.

>if you don't share my weirdo foot fetish then you must be from reddit
Wow, what flawless reasoning. Seriously though, you degenerates are insane.

kys you fat useless alt-cuck, at least then your parents don't have to cringe every time people ask about you

lmao, this
>guro, vore, inflations, scat
Fuck yeah!
>liking a body part
WHOA THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!

>A girl once physically rubbed her tits in my face, days later she said she would totally fuck me, and then when I told her I loved her she completely ignored me with no response
>You're retarded or can't read. She wanted to know if I loved her. I told her.
???

it's confirmed to be brain damage

>feetard delusions

Not as repulsive as buttholes, where literal shit comes out of

nothing about his comment implied feet were the ONLY fetish he didn't get. just that it was one of them. learn to read, retard.

nice backpedaling, dumb fuck.

Imagine having such a high disgust sensitivity you can't enjoy the vast majority of kinks and fetishes.
Must suck being a sterile virgin

This is bait. No one is this beta.

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>complains about twitch language
>uses YIKES

ironically YIKES

Non-footfags exhibit pathological behaviour. Notice their perpetual anger, their idiotic incredulity . No other fetish seems to inspire such devoted hatred, it is not only that “they don’t get it”, but that for some reason they believe that no one should “get it”, they must crusade against it. It is bizarre. All kinds off odd and abject bedroom rituals get a free pass, and yet partialism for a part of the human body, something on literally almost every single person, inspires obsessive, unbridled antipathy. Perhaps the rage is because other people’s healthy desires reminds the anti-footfag of how they are alienated from their own bodies. It is probably a very Western prejudice, an affliction of modernity (even a century ago I notice in proper bourgeois literature references to “pretty” or “handsome” feet, not something that would appear in today’s literature without the connotation of fetishism). Feet are kept out of sight and out of mind. And keeping them bundled up tight in shoes all day is what is responsible for most of their unpleasant characteristics—infection, odour, misshaping; meaning that when the shoes finally do come off most people, presented with their neglected feet, associate them with disgust... the feet themselves are unfairly blamed rather than the conditions forced upon them. Notice the completely disproportionate commodity fetishism built around shoes. I’ve had some “people” remark to me that they prefer the gaudy design of designer label sneakers over the limb you wear them on. Is there a more rotten, insectoid, consumerist and anti-human attitude than that? Preferring literally cheaply made industrial fibre, cynically marketed, a fad, over flesh and skin of an anatomical marvel which has served us for tens of millennia.

You might have legit autism (not the Yea Forums "haha dumb autist" type) if you think you can tell a story wrong and then scold people for reacting to it as told.

Not to worry, for I know that you told us what happened and actually expected people to take your side as if you were on /r9k/. But isn't that worse? I mean, if it were autism there'd be treatments but sadly incelism is incurable.

mad as fuck

He's right, you might be autistic.

stop backpedaling

>big titty girl from HS asked me if I wanted a blowie-jobbie
>fucking sure why not
>cum all over her massive tits on the regular and turn her into my personal cocksleeve
It's just that easy guys, just do what you want

hes right you should work on your reading skills

I am happy that I am not deprived of the capacity to appreciate any part of our physiology (to loathe it, chronically and universally, in fact!) that I love the human form entire, I love hands and I love feet, I truly enjoy it from head to toe, without exception.

samefag backpedaling

Is she fat? Why didn't you fuck her?

"No!"

what drives a man to such deviancy?
are tits and ass not enough for you?

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Nice cope, samefag. You literally just got caught saying you want a girl to shit on your face

>>I didn't include all of it in the first post. I probably should have, because this is Yea Forums, the place known for jumping the gun on anything.
You know that the more you add to the story, the deeper the hole gets for you, right? You aren't improving your lot here, every post you make is just another few inches of depth in your own grave.

The saddest part is that you still don't understand where you fucked up, both in posting and with this chick.

The entire female body is attractive, from head to toe. I am sorry you are so grossed out by human anatomy. By the way, feces and parasites come out of the ass. Enjoy.

Fuck you guys, you all have autism.

Read what I wrote again?

imagnie d smel

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>no u

>*eats shit from buttholes*
>WOW DUDE I DONT GET THAT WHOLE FEET THING WTF
nice cope

I wouldn't exactly call feet attractive. I love the curves of women but that's just something else.

prince henry v of england cut.

That's because you're stupid.

>All of these fucking moronic replies
How desperate for sex do you faggots have to be to think this way? God, I will never understand how people bexoke so pathetic that instead of trying to find a decent non-degenerate woman you instead juts try to bang as many whores as possible as if that is what a man is supposed to do.

Pro tip. It's not alpha to turn women into sluts.

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I enjoy this more than talking about videogames

Who said it was difficult to make a women a cock sleeve?

I am convinced that people who bitch about a foot fetish are just low-IQ butthole-lickers enjoying the taste of poop.

Not only a man of good taste, but alpha as fuck.

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Is that really what you got out of those replies? Not that he's a fucking beta loser for admitting his love to a clear slut despite never dating her or anything? Holy shit, you're fucking retarded. Unironically have sex.

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>FEET BAD, ASS GOOD MMM POOP

Well, from my perspective you just told a whore you loved her. Big mistake as they don't care about anything else beyond rising the cock carousel.

Such people don't care about love, you might as well be a line of cocaine for all she cares.

>cut
I thought it was a beanie

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that kid is so toxic.

Where the fuck do you guys find girls in videogames using microphones? Usually either they stay quiet all the time to avoid creeps or they don't play at all that certain game, which is maybe why i didn't find any yet.

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>Is that really what you got out of those replies
Yes, because clearly the alpha thing to do was to to just bang her and leave her like every other male in her life you absolute fucking degenerate.

>Unironically have sex
Yeah, just proving my point moron.

The French Canadian special

I find a lot in Rainbow Six but only a few in the higher ranks like plat.

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>Tharja

This nigga right here

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Why are all footfags closet coprophiliacs who immediately start talking about eating shit the second someone questions their fetishes?

Apples and oranges. You can't stand feet because yours are probably stinky or dirty, and even if presented with a clean woman's feet, you won't be able to get that out of your mind. Same thing with ass, you probably enjoy that but can't fathom that people think you're disgusting for eating da poopoo

>FEET BAD POOP GOOD
nice cope, shit eater

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>there's only two options, have sex with her or admit your love to her
You're still not getting it, please just get it.

found the shit eater

3cm

yo look at this dude he eats shit LMAO

Saving this pasta, thanks.

>itt seething redditors

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>Strawman
Not surprised. Please cite where I give two options to this scenario and not call the people who say to bang her degenerate. Please.

>t. shit eater

based

>Accuse someone of being a shit-eating coprophiliac
>Y-YOU MUST LIKE EATING POOP HERE LOOK AT ALL THESE IMAGES I SAVED OF PEOPLE EATING SHIT
The defensiveness of foot+scatfags is hilarious.

never @ me again, shit eater.

fuck off poop eating subhuman

There is only one reply that's suggesting he should have fucked her. All the other replies are just laughing at him for being a sperg.

you mad?

You really stirred the projecting scatfags' nest.

SEETHING

A little disappointed, but tomorrow I'll be fine and you'll still be a thin-skinned projecting coprophiliac.

Feet are fucking based. The only """people""" who disagree are low-IQ shitskins who eat poop.

I count about 4 because I know how to read
>Blowing your love wad a bit early , learn to represa
Yeah... take a wild guess what this guy does

If you are in a community they come up through the woodwork easily. OW has the most I've seen on PC just randomly (usually healers lmao) but they're mostly eastern european.

To be honest, as a feetnigger myself i'm grossed out by people who like dirty feet. Fucking kill yourself with all the diseases you can get if you like that shit.

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>HURR DURR LOOK AT ME I REPLIED TO EVERYONE, MAYBE NOW THEY'LL STOP MAKING FUN OF ME FOR EATING POOP
kys

dirty anything is gross

What are some games with feet?

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I can't believe he baited them so hard. I guess it really proves how intellectually deficient footfags are.

If he's a footfag then it's pathetic. If he does it to harass her until she goes away then he's a bro.

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Videogames

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eh neither ass or boobs are a fetish, dude. now if you're trying to make the argument that people shouldn't have fetishes to begin with, that's something different altogether. but your post essentially boils down to, "what's a fetish?"

>absolutely SEETHING poopeater resorts to replying to himself
Okay now this is just sad.

Here's a little redpill for the footfags crying scat:

People aren't defending scat when they're questioning your weird fetishes. In fact, they likely are even more disgusted by them - but the thing is, almost no one actually thinks about eating shit as a fetish, just a disgusting activity participated in by monkeys because next to no one fucking talks about it as a fetish (Other than very angry footfags, shockingly).

Meanwhile, footfags never shut the fuck up about their fetish - that's the reason why it sits in people's mind as a bad fetish, because you're obnoxious as fuck and can't get the word "feet" out of your head and the dick out of your hand any longer than it takes to go "y-you eat poopy" because you all think about eating shit more than anyone else as a go-to justification and defense mechanism. That's also why people make fun of you, because seeing you lash out with ridiculous doublethink ("MY fetish built around worshiping the most disgusting parts of the human body is better than YOUR fetish built around worshiping the most disgusting parts of the human body!") is fucking hilarious.

This goes especially the guy who keeps samefagging his mental breakdown at everyone who points out his fetish is disgusting and degenerate while inadvertently admitting he has a secondary fetish for eating shit - because why else would it be the first fucking fetish on his mind after feet unless he too was into it? Me thinks he doth protest too much.

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Not a footfag, but I appreciate him looking down on attention whores.

Fucking newfags don't know about IP count. You need to be 18+ to post here, retard.

tl;dr
Imagine being so insecure about your poop fetish that you write paragraphs lmao

The IP count went up when he posted, though. Do you not have Yea Forums X? It marks new IPs.

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IF you mean dirty as in, walked around barefoot for a long time, I'm with you. If dirty means, in sweaty socks/shoes for a long time, WRONG

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Imagine being so obsessed with eating shit that it's the first thing you bring up the second points out how awful your primary fetish for feet is.

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Dude, no one cares about your shit fetish. Fuck off already

You typed all that shit, and I'm not even reading it. I bet that makes you so mad

What are some video games with feet to piss off r*dditor poop eaters?

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Perform intercourse.

based

OH GOD THIS THREAD IS FULL OF FEET LOVING INCELS!

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feet are mainstream as fuck so probably 99% of porn games

Are anti-footfags scatfags now? How did this happen?
Can't we celebrate all perversions as long as they don't affect children or hurt anyone?
Yea Forums is so salty all the time.

>n-no YOU eat poop!
Look dude. No one cares about your shit fetish. Just calm down, I'm sure some people here like even more fucked up things than that so you're not alone.

People should convert their scat fetish into a fecal transplant fetish. Fecal transplants from healthy individuals can work wonders against depression and of course a whole spectrum of digestive issues!
Put your waifu's poop in your colon!

>All the pajeets with shit on the mind (and their streets) crying about people making fun of their obsession with feet
o i am laffin

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>being this new
It's a reference to a shitty forced meme. Someone would post a picture with an anime girl holding a sign that says "cute feet" and then someone would reply with an edited version saying "shit fetish" and then people would accuse the person who replied of having a fetish for shit

mmm, LICKY LICKY! *SLURP!*
Dude, who even cares if they're sweaty, just lick it all up!!! MMM :)

Based and stinkpilled

This thread is a fucking mess. So feetfags aren't bad enough, so now shitfags have to come in here and argue that their fetish is better?

>Tfw have licked the feet of almost every woman I have ever slept with

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Everyone should be able to appreciate well looked after feet

Girls with ugly feet make me sick, she could have a 9/10 body if her feet are gross then nope

You're right I do care if they're sweaty, it makes it even sexier.

I licked a girl's feet. For some reason I was expecting it to have flavor, like cheese or something. It just tasted like skin. Highly overrated, probably wouldn't do it again.
Oh, and she said she cleaned them, but I got a sore throat the next day.

what does girls hair smell like

Wait until you do it with a girl after a long hot summers day.

God it's wonderful.

The sore throat must have been a coincidence, I would have a perpetual sore throat if that was true.

shampoo. Or sometimes, natural scalp. Almost always shampoo though, women rape their hair with products constantly

Imagine not knowing xQc lmao

If it's been longer than eight hours since she shampooed it, her hair smells like noodles. Like you're cooking spaghetti noodles but haven't added the sauce yet.

>tell my sister i have a foot fetish
>her best friend keeps putting her feet on me
why bros

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This is oddly accurate

I know that feel bro

I've dropped nice girls if they have shit feet, I've tried but it doesn't work out in the end.

>tell my gf I have a foot fetish
>constantly teases my dick with her feet