Game of thrones just made massive references to hideo kojima and metal gear

My condolences user. Haha guess what that means arya is azor ahai teehee

>Okay, sure user, but what actually happens?
You know that scene in Far Cry 3 where Jason Brody stabs Vaas? It's basically that. Just without pole dancing.

I... What in the fuck? Isn't her whole deal that she's trained as a assassin and that she can steal someone's face? They couldn't even have her take some random ice zombies face to sneak up on him, instead she just runs and jumps at him screaming? Jesus christ this show went to absolute dogshit when they caught up to the books.

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I decided not to browse internet untill I watch the episode. Good decision. Everything is spoilers everywhere fml.

theon dies in 1 second to the NK and then 1 second later NK falls for the nothing personal kid move

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I dont remember a a scene like that in mgs

Who else died? Anyone important or just characters dragon cunts cuck orbiter who aren't particularly important? Is the battle actually long like how bastard bowl was most of the episode?

youtu.be/m_SrSS-Tyh0?t=144

Is this shit show still not done?

Jorah :(

Edd

Beric Dondarrion

Lyanna Mormont

Theon Greyjoy

Jorah Mormont

Night King

Melisandre

99% of Dothraki

so nobody important

>watching GoT after how dirty they did /ourguy/ Stannis
Remember how they made you think they were going to not portray him as a asshole by giving him a nice moment where he spends time with his daughter, only to burn her alive 10 minutes later in front of everyone to clear the snow? Remember how the showrunners said early on they loved Renly and wanted him to be king, a Liberal faggot who stannis kills?
It has 3 episodes left.

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>NK touches bran for a second
>bran gets burned
>grabs arya by the throat
>nothing happens

>he sees her drop the knife
>doesn't do anything about it

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He had a "kill me Pete" moment

exactly

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The show ended for me when Stannis fucking murdered his own daughter in one of the most out of character and absolute buttfuck retarded moves ever made by a fictional character in any medium I still can't believe it, I'm still fucking mad and Davos didn't even get his goddamn revenge.

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Yeah I stopped using Yea Forums after they spoiled everything in episode 1 of season 8.

where was op going with this? there's nothing coming to mind from metal gear

To be fair Arya has earned it where as Rey just had everything handed to her.

>Lyanna Mormont
Wasn't that the little girl reddit loved?

yes, and it was the best part of the episode watching her get knocked around until she killed the giant with one blow, but at least she died in the process

did that happen in the books? i didn't think it was totally out of character, to me stannis seemed like a cold bastard, brainwashed by red lady and lust for power

Books ended while he was on the way to siege Winterfell, he didn't bring the wife nor daughter along

has arya not done that move before?
i was sure it was her that done it

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The only thing that impressed me is that they didn't see this obvious shit happening

how do you think she got so close you mong?

Arya has barely trained with a sword, yet beat battle-hardened Brienne like it was an easy thing for her. She can even survive getting stabbed in the stomach like 5+ times. Unnaturally strong. She didn't earn anything, except for her sneakiness and face-stealing powers.
But Rey is still worse though.

They never showed this in the actual episode. You're filling in the blanks.
Also, how the fuck did she have the high ground in that scene? What did she use to plunge from, Dishonored style?

god damn it

user they've been shitting on Stannis since day one because they love Renly.

>What is jumping

Literally Skyrim, lol

Kinda liked her

Pretty funny how a girl her size can jump as high as 3 meters with momentum to boot

I looked on Yea Forums and saw a webm of the whole thing, she comes flying out of fucking nowhere.

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Not really, Arya isn't a stealth archer.

>Arya has barely trained with a sword

If you want to argue that her training was poorly conveyed then sure have that but Arya going to the House of Many Faces, a well known and respected institution for assassinations which we see her train at shows that she had earned it. Are you forgetting that Arya took out house Frey by herself. We've seen what she can do before sneaking up on the Night King and killing him.

The fact Arya was killing NK was so obvious. I entered this season expecting it to happen.

But she does have archery skills as has been shown throughout the series and most noticeably in the latest episode

And her stealth abilities are apparently the best in all of westeros

I'd say she qualifies

I am pretty sure normie dudes are getting fucking sick of muh girl power in every medium

>We know we've been building up Jon to be the hero who saves the day, seeing as how he's been fighting the white walkers the entire time and came back from the dead, but we decided to give the glory to the nothin personnel goblino instead
When did Rian Johnson start working on GoT?

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That fight was so retarded.

She left the House early on, she didn't even complete her training. Even so, she didn't even train with a sword, but a staff. Yet she could best Brienne with Needle alone.
I even agree that her taking out all of House Frey is in-character for her and makes total sense, because she makes use of skills she's clearly shown she has, such as stealth.
But that doesn't explain her fighting prowess at all.

Bronn vs. Vardis in the Eyrie was the high water mark for fights in the show. All downhill from there.

Was there any other good ones? The only fights I really remember were the Mountain and spear guy, and Jamie and Ned.

Jamie vs Brienne before his hand gets chopped

Arya not completing training at the house of many faces does not mean she's not capable. Besides we're going off track here which is the point that Arya is somehow comparable to Rey which is just bullshit. I and many others can point to hours of footage showing her journey from a lady of a noble house to an assassin from the respected house of assassin's in Braavos. Your issue lies with the series poorly conveying her abilities, her stealth kill of the Night King isn't out of the realm of her abilities.

>Muh sword.

Fuck the sword it's not important especially when she killed the Night King with a dagger, you know what we refer to as the assassin's favourite weapon.

What exactly happens in this 'solid snake scene'?

Fuck I liked Jorah the mastercuck.

>assassins
>stealth
(ARYA SCREAMS)

sure thing bud. fuck this goblin show

It reminded me of the giant killing king Cailan in DA:O. I wanted so much to see her bone shattered and ripped apart, but it was still satisfying enough

No worries, Jorah lived a cuck and dies a cuck.

Fuck I liked Beric. Was a cool death at least?

Stannis "When things look dire put your heir on the pyre" Baratheon did the right thing.

eh, he definitely died fighting but melisandre's appearance kinda deflated the whole thing

>Are you forgetting that Arya took out house Frey by herself

That was fucking stupid too. Also she never completed her training, she was literally a flunky.

>Arya not completing training at the house of many faces does not mean she's not capable

It means she shouldnt be able to even go toe to toe with Brienne, whose literally one of the best fights in the 7 Kingdoms. Take your shit mary sue waifu and fuck off.

Stannis "No need for water when you're burning your daughter" Baratheon

he gets shanked by some undeads lmao

I liked her until they showed her in battle armor and she started commanding people around in the field. It's just a cheap and a nonsense way to make her "even more badass". Completly unnecessary.

youtube.com/watch?v=epmbsdgWRrU

i miss him bros.

I don't get how that's a reference to mgs

A
FOOKEN
LEJIND

Jon vs White Walker. The last part is great because they cut it short, something that actually made it look good.

>It means she shouldnt be able to even go toe to toe with Brienne

Right some Yea Forums NEET is going to show me the right answer in all of this. Do you know what's more absurd in all of this is that so many fighters don't wear a helmet, you know the most important piece of armor you can wear in a battle but ya know fuck that becuz muh sword.

am i missing out? i stopped the watching when snow died and came back. heard it was around that time the books have ended so i stopped watching.

no, if you've already dropped it don't bother coming back into it. It's just shitty fanfiction by this point.

It's not, OP just wants to talk about the newest GoT episode on Yea Forums.

Did the 8 year long white walker plot-line get a decent payoff?

>le drop knife in another hand
It's hilarious that the main GoT villain dies like this. Won't even bother to watch this shit

No. The only good white walker content was the one flashback in season 6 that gives the backstory lore. The rest was all garbage, especially the season 7 and 8 stuff, which is the bulk of it.

Sure did. If you count them being second rate comic book villain decent payoff
>We BAD!!!!
>Okay, but why?
>BAAAAAAAD!!!!

no it's utter shit because they let goblin assassin one shot the personification of death that they hyped up for years with no further continuation of the whitewalkers other than the fact they are just a bunch of NPCs that exist to not make the final "battle" with Cersei not a completely trivial snorefest

What was the fucking point wasting 8 years on this, then? Are D&D hacks?

Well enough. I don't remember the fellowship fighting Sauron in LotR either and he died like a bitch too. It's not about "how long does the final fight last" - it's the whole journey to it.

>wasting
How is earning millions upon millions of dollars waste? Hype it up -> people buy it -> underdeliver -> people kind of disappointed but ready to swallow the next hype

Stannis "if it looks like snow, on the bonfire you go" Baratheon

good times when D&D at least wrote fun shit-filler

Fuck you're stupid kys. Brienne is literally one of the best fighters in the kingdom, and im supposed to believe this little 14 year old assassin drop out, can not just go toe to toe with Brienne, but essentially lead the entire fight? Jaime himself commended Brienne as one of the best, second to him course. Fuck you and your shit mary sue character.

wait more 20years for the book payoff

When they still had book content to adapt it was a decent show. After that it turned into some shitty fanfiction Warcraft ripoff. Blame grrm for not wanting to continue his series.

>killed by a mary sue this early
>Well enough

No, such an anticlimatic ending to what should have been the series ultimate villain, unno, the ICE part of a song of fire and ice? What garbage.

>implying fatass will live to finish the books
The books are done. Guaranteed the one he's "working" on is maybe 5% finished and he's just making excuses.

>Fuck you and your shit mary sue character.

You don't know what Mary Sue means if you think Arya is one. This speaks volumes about you.

>Are D&D hacks?
That's pretty much confirmed by season 5.

Will the media acknowledge the lackluster ending to an 8-year plot-line or will they be blinded by "Yasss Queen Slay!!! You go girl, Arya!! Girl Power!!!?"

>trains to be assassin
>sneaks stab/poison run is her modus-operandi
>learned early her twirly whirly shit ain't got nothing on armor and big fucking swords
>somehow can go toe to toe with a physically stronger trained fighter who have fought longer that she has had her period
yeah no. Just because she's your Mary Sue doesn't mean she isn't one.

the latter.

You are literally a fucking retard if you think she earned anything properly. Shes a mary sue in every way. Granted, she wasnt always, but sure as fuck is now. How does a 14 year old "assassin" flunky beat one of the most experienced, well trained, and skilled fighters in the kingdom? This speaks volumes about YOU faggot.

A Mary Sue is a young character that gets special treatment and undeserved success so that the writer can self insert as them and fulfill their fantasy of turning back time and doing everything right, which is exactly what Arya is

lol

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The excuse I'm hearing already is that it was meant to "subvert expectations?" When did subversion becomes a catch-all excuse for shit writing? Since The Last Jedi?

>the definition of insanity

Holy shit, Ubisoft was trying to warn us about this shit years before.

Arya doesn't get special treatment or undeserved success, there is literally hours upon hours of this journey of hardship Arya takes within the series. The big issue is you find it personally unsatisfying. Well go cry me a river.

This mindless zombie Giant swatted and smashed everybody in his path but randomly decided to pick up this one little girl and bring her to eye level. Literally only happened so she could have one last Yass Queen moment. Fucking disgraceful.

>tfw read the books and dropped the show when season 4 was coming out
Books 4 and 5 are meandering as fuck, sure, but when the show got off the rails, it became insufferable. I don't know how people continued to watch it up to season fucking EIGHT.
Oh, so The Last Jedi defense? That's nice. If you subvert the audience's expectations, it immediately makes the story good, right?

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Now that Arya is this super unstoppable assassin, why don't Jon just send her to King's Land and kill Cersei to avert an inevitable war between The North and King's Landing?

how can you subvert that which does not exist

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>Books 4 and 5 are meandering as fuck
Well I sure felt the show took a hike after S4 that's for sure

Based Avellone.

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He died T-posing on undead nibbas lmao

>journey of hardship
Oh that length of time where even though she wasn't the one deciding to move things along with her life, yet still everything still went okay without her personal input?
Every other character went through personal hardships and are still getting into tough situations after it. While Goblina became nothing but a YAAASSSS character.

>doesn't get special treatment or undeserved success

>gets sudoku-ed
>falls into shit water
>doesn't get infected wound and manages to swim to safety
>is A-ok 2 days later and beats the professionally trained assassin

Also, just how long does she train in Bravos? Little Sam was a baby when she landed in Bravos, Little Sam is still a baby.

You know damn well that's how its gonna end.

>Arya doesn't get special treatment or undeserved success
*teleports behind big baddie and kills him*
Fuck you nigger, she's literally a Naruto character

wtf i love new vegas now

> there is literally hours upon hours of this journey of hardship Arya takes

Where? In your fucking head? She literally flunked out at being an assassin. Explain how her beating Brienne or Night King? If she isnt a mary sue, theres a clear logical build up you can easily explain and point out, but you fucking cant, cause you have no idea what the terms you are using even means, you have a basic elementary level education on this shit, just stfu and enjoy your braindead show.

Time and Space is distorted in Westeros.
Armies can cross the continent in days.

that's just fiction senpai
cersei is meant to win, their fight was righteous and they saved the world just to get their shit fucked

Ah yes, I forgot about it. You're right, my bad

>trains for a few months, fails anyways
>this is enough to beat a physically bigger, stronger, and more experienced opponent than you
>this is earned, and totally deserved

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Imagine visiting Yea Forums for longer than the two minutes it takes to realize it's full of mouth breathing onions niggers.

Holy fuck lmao

I mean I get it, it's 2019 and all media is creatively bankrupt, recycling every idea into slightly different configurations, partly because it's easy and sells and partly because people aren't that creative after all.

But god damn if it doesn't make me sad that this is our peak.

Fucking based

All of you are just proving my point over and over again that you find the conveyance of her journey unsatisfying. Cry your fucking river and begone with ya.

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>nigga with a grade school level understanding of literary terms and writing thinks people pointing out how his clearly mary sue character is a mary sue is somehow proving the retards point that she isnt a mary sue despite not providing a single claim.

@460345847
Not even giving you a (You), such low effort.

S-She's FAST!

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>OH NO HE CHANGED HANDS OH FUCK
Unless you're 80yo with palsy it's impossible to not have the reaction time to defend against this shit
Also NK is able to have the reaction time to grab her out of fucking back turned and is not able to dodge that stupid trick???
This is so stupid

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>narrative is illogically retarded just and is just used to prop-up a Mary Sue character
Of course is unsatisfying you utter mongoloid.
The only thing you proved is you being a retard that doesn't even know the meaning of the terminology you are trying to demean.

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>If she isnt a mary sue, theres a clear logical build up you can easily explain and point out

Cmon faggot, answer my question.
Cut the "hurr you're proving my point while i deflect and ignore answering any questions that would shit up my argument"

This is literally highschool shit. If she isnt a mary sue, you should be easily able to identify the logical buildup of her character that lead to her beating one of the best fighters in the kingdom.

Gonna miss her ass.

Also bow to the true king you shits.

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Truely /ourguy/

Ya, people tend to find mary sues unsatisfying.

At least arya doesn't simply let go of the enemies weapon near her throat and he has the kindness of not cutting her head off immediately

That looks so fucking bad holy shit.

The new red priestess they had last season isn't bad either. Also, Esme Bianco.

Ok, I'll consider you a baiter and myself dumb for falling for it. I'm not giving anymore (You)s to you

the sword/knife hand switching is one of the oldest tropes in the book, arya also used the exact same tecnique to beat brianne youtu.be/uZU0g7edxuI?t=84

Yea Forums are a bunch of circle jerking faggots, they are even worse than Yea Forums in that regard. If the threads weren't enough watch one of their streams and you will see just how bad the herd behavior is, they will see the bad in anything just for the sake of seeking validation and they will get it.

Even with the nonsensical tactics i thought the episode was kino but that last part unironically ruined the whole show for me and ultimately proved those fags right. A whole fucking decade of setup for the main bad, "winter is coming, winter is coming, winter is coming" and then they have him go out in one episode and like this? Getting Vergiled by a character that stopped being likeable or interesting 3 seasons ago just for the ebin subversion meme? Not only that they do it in the most fucking pathetic stock """""cool"""" moment schlock way possible I honestly can't believe it, this is a Kojima tier hack job, i thought i was getting fucking trolled when everyone was saying this was gonna happen before the episode aired.

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rip Lyanna "Giant Slayer" Mormont

Remember how they memed that Captain Marvel was gonna beat Thanos and it thankfully turned out false? Funny how it worked out here

>implying you cant kill the undead just by cutting it with dragon glass anywhere
the knife to the eye thing was to make it more dramatic

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Yeah, this is fucking hilarious. First he does a Dark Souls 2 style 180 spin grab attack in the blink of an eye, then he just watches in disbelief as she stabs him

Why did he slowly bring her so close to his face? Why didn't he smash her or crushed in his hand? Why is this show so shitty?

So either they petered out on making the Army of the Dead being the big mystical evil or they're going to try and rush Euron being the actual big bad magic evil at the last second (I only think this is possible because of the prophecy of Lordos from last season which stated that the Drowned God would rise up and kill Aegon Targaryen).

>someone actually thought this was cool

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Why are you acting like 99.99% of fiction doesn't have people doing seemingly illogical things

was the episode kino?

>watches a show that's built on suspending disbelief
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD SOMETHING UNREALISTIC HAPPEN HERE
Game of Thrones fans are fucking retarded.

Because it doesn't? I don't know what garbage you watch/read/play, but usually stories don't make you go "huh? why would he do that? there's no reason for it".
I don't watch it, genius, I only read the books. And even if I did, are you seriously going with the Last Jedi level of defense, "it's a fairytale about wizards in space, it doesn't have to make sense!" Fuck you, retard.

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That was the first true shlock for shock moment of the show, i forgave it because he was never my guy and the show still had things going for it. This however i can't forgive.

>Blasts a fictional character for not doing something logical
>watches a fictional fantasy show and expects realism
Really makes you think

Faggot the entire reason people liked the show before was because it didnt do seemingly illogical shit just to look cool. Things were actually thought it, shit made sense for the more grounded setting. Now its typical fantasy trash.

Best part of the episode. Based giant

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>unrealistic=/=illogical
even in fiction, writers are mindful of that.
The better question is did they really need to kill off a child character.
Said character is the only living heir to a house, is a girl and not even of age.

>but usually stories don't make you go "huh? why would he do that? there's no reason for it".

lol

It'll end JRPG style, with Jon and his party fighting the lord of light in space.

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>I read the books, so it's different!
L O L

Brainlets, ladies and gents

>not dropping the show when it surpassed the book
i had enough with anime's original endings and did the right thing

>watches a fictional fantasy show and expects realism
Another retarded nigger. Okay, would you be opposed to GoT having spaceships flying in to save the day and green aliens taking over the Iron Throne? If not, why? It's a fantasy show!

>show used to be more grounded and realistic, even for a low fantasy setting
>now it does stupid shit for the sake of looking cool
>"hurr why are you guys mad at this, GOT fans are retarded hurr"

Kys

He reached to grab Isildur instead of just crushing him with his mace? Huhh???? What were they thinking!

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Why did they need to write a story in the first place? They didn't.

Yes? The books are literally different, they are much longer and expansive. The story might as well be completely new with how much shit the show changed.

>book isnt incredibly different from the show, especially later seasons

Only brainlet is you kek, what a retarded fuckign thing to say.

he was gonna rape him in front of his army.
Gotta show off dominance.

>show used to be more grounded and realistic, even for a low fantasy setting
The opening of the pilot features zombies and yet a commonly used trope of an enemy taking their time with a protagonist is too much.

>lord of light works in magical ways LOLOLOLOL
>minutes later a girl stabs a giant with magical glass
>WHAT THE FUCK???
Holy shit you kids are LITERALLY retarded LMAO

Books are totally different from the series, even at the character design department

Remember how George said that he didnt do shit like this because he didnt want to make another black and white Lord of the Rings? Guess the show writers didnt get the memo.

So they only did this because so many redditors loved the BADASS little girl right?

>some niggers on Yea Forums were actually saying this was going to be better than Helm's Deep
Lmao

but the story is written and the illogical part of the story is there.
You didn't need to born, your whore of a mother could have just swallowed the jizz that made you in the gangbang that is your inception.
Yet here we are.

And we dont see said zombies or anything really magic for that matter for fucking seasons, what is your point?

Having fantasy elements in your setting doesnt mean it cant be grounded, do you even know what that fucking word means?

>show used to be more grounded and realistic, even for a low fantasy setting because the world wasn't revealed to the reader/viewer yet
>WOW THEY'RE REVEALING THINGS I DON'T LIKE THEY ONLY DID IT BECAUSE IT WAS COOL
Yep, confirmed for retarded

But why did it grab her? It seemed to be just bashing everyone else.

it was spookino

>be a endangered giant upon death
>near middle-aged still hasn't mated with anyone
>still have fleshy bits working
>see a cunny charging towards me
>"oh, boy"

>the books totally didn't have living undead, blood magic, fire gods, a woman who can literally stand in fire, necromancy, an all-seeing seer, forest elves, stone people
Fucking HBO!

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That was epic, epic for the win!

>the books had magic, so it's okay for a giant who's mauled a bunch of people to slowly bring a girl close to his face for no reason at all
You're just baiting at this point, no reason to continue replying.

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>he doesnt know
Another person making comments about shit they don't know about.

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>le
Reddit time traveler? Also if you do Martial Arts they say something to the sound of "don't love your weapon" meaning don't hold on to it too tightly or the enemy will exploit this weakness, I think she did the right thing.

>But why did it grab her? It seemed to be just bashing everyone else.
To offer a character that the audience knows / likes the opportunity to kill him. The same as the vast majority of cases where this happens in media.

You can make other more valid complaints like why they are fighting almost like soldiers instead of mindless zombies like the Hodor scene but complaining about this is retarded.

yikes but also cringe

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>WOW THEY'RE REVEALING THINGS I DON'T LIKE THEY ONLY DID IT BECAUSE IT WAS COOL

Strawman, swing and a miss faggot. You think im bitching about more magical shit coming in? Not at all faggot, im mad at how they are handling the magical shit, throwing all of the settings rules out of the window.
"Revealing" what? Im talking about the clearly retarded "tactics", bullshit deus ex writing, and mary sue characters "nothing personal" one shotting the big bad. At the end of season 7, Dani flying her dragon across a continent that would have taken days to travel, making it in what seems like just a few hours in time to save Jon Snow and his merry band of not-important characters and they "fake" killed a dozen times each in the episode, and Jon Snow acting like a fucking mong, (totally out of character) fighting wights and holding up the entire crew when they were ready to leave, stalling to the point where Night King gets to take his time winding up a shot that kills one of her dragons. What garbage, only fucking retards find this crap appealing now.

You and giants have something in common, you're not very bright beings. I'd say it makes total sense.

Yes, it should have only been men doing the killing. Anytime in history a female in a fictional story has killed someone, it's been to appeal to reddit.

>purposely missing the point this hard

Why bother with you faggots

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Cool story kiddo

But dude, they have dragons and shit, just turn your brain off lol

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>gets BTFO
>y-you're just intentionally missing the point!

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>too stupid to read a few sentences

Typical Game of Thrones "its gud iff u tern ur bran off" faggot

arya left the party to solo grind xp, came back overpowered and one shot final boss

It's weird that so few people died. Are they going to keep everyone alive or somehow have cersei / golden company kill everyone instead?

>Winter is coming
>This one will be long
>Ice spiders
>The long night
>No army can stop them
>The great war
>Melted wall
>Undead dragon

>80 mins
>nothing personnel
>YASSSSS QUEEN SLAY!

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No you are literally intentionally missing the point, or you're an actual retard lol

"Subversive" has been one of favourite pseudointellectual academic's buzzwords for decades. You're just witnessing the slow spill of Fashionable Nonsense stuff into the real world, it took a while to get to the level of mainstream TV show discussion by actual retards.

Why are you stuttering, fag?

>throws a tantrum because nobody wants to read his retarded dime-a-dozen contrarian opinion on mainstream media
HAHAHAHAHA well done kiddo

>strawman someone
>HAHA BTFO

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Nice self portrait retard

>hes still replying

Craving attention much?

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>throws a tantrum

You live in a world of hyperbole huh, how is that?

10/10 projection would kek again

>no u

OH NO NONONONONNONO HAHAHAHA

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No. That's bull, she only killed low lvl mobs.
Even then she specced on stealth yet she can 1v1 characters that has several levels higher than her.
She didn't grind she used a trainer.
How else can she seduce Gendry with her having the Goblina perk?

>buzzword the sentence

Sorry i dont speak faggot, try again lol

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Reddit absolutely loved the little girl user.

>How else can she seduce Gendry with her having the Goblina perk?
There comes a time in life when a man would just about fuck anything

It definitely keeps things interesting watching people whose entire lives revolve around mindlessly consuming media to the point that they start getting irrational about fictional characters making illogical choices

what's their reaction.
foaming she died or "wow so badass RIP"?

If Arya killed the NK with the dagger, does that mean Littlefinger saved Westeros?

It's not like the girls of the show have been cooking and cleaning since season 1 and they decided to make them "badass" in response to Reddit. This "yas queen slay" shitposting is like half a decade too late.

Now THIS, is some next level projection. Nigga i wrote a paragraph that you were too stupid to read, dont take it this hard.

>This coming from some faggot on Yea Forums

The irony is palpable, you have a serious lack of self awareness buddy.

That might actually redeem the show a bit

Cant be any worse than what we have now, might as well double down and go full final fantasy.

>seduce
she raped him user, i didn't hear his verbal consent

>killing god with the power of incest
i'm in for it.

And the projection keeps on rolling in lmao

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Reminder that Daenerys could have saved literally hundreds of lives if she had decided to have her dragons get off their stupid fat asses and burn swathes of wights before they even reached the defensive lines.
Daenerys could be held almost directly responsible for every death in that battle, because she was too lazy and selfish to run the tiny risk of her scaly kids breaking a scale on the off chance any of the wights would be able to touch them.
And this is the woman that they want to put on the throne?

>arya left the party to solo grind xp, came back overpowered and one shot final boss

Best answer yet.

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>the leader of a noble house wearing armor for battle and commanding their men is cheap and nonsense

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>projection
>projection
>projection

yawn, change it up a bit man, you're not fun, atleast shitpost like you arent a brainlet

What's with the onions faces? Do people really battle with their mouth open irl?

>little girl
>inexperienced
even in real life that's nonsense. Nobility have retainers for that.

I only watch GOT when my roommates had it on, so it's kind of hazy, but didn't they establish at some point that obsidian insta-nukes the ice zombies? Bc I remember seeing that and saying it's dumb and my roommate got mad at me for talking over his D&D show

>projects in literally every post
>STOP POINTING OUT MY PROJECTIONS IM BORED

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Did you slap the fucker?

Reminder that Daenerys is a written fictional character and not a real person

Far cry did it first lmao

Why was she even in charge of her house? I thought in that case they had someone else in charge for them.

Someone please fact check this post pls

>I thought in that case they had someone else in charge for them
Shhh.
She's a strong female character.
Though that was the case when they first introduced her, her advisers were the ones telling her what to say.

>hes still going

Weeeaak, still seeking attention from strangers? Reminder YOU keep replying to me faggot, as much as you will try to spin this around kek, just take your L and sit down with the other brainlets

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Because she was the only one of her bloodline left after Jeor got in the night watch and Jorah went full retard

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Retard

Most times someone else would be placed as regent till she comes of age.
Guess bear island is just full of tards.

>hes still going

How long has it been since you've had a friend?

quality writing

Someone please fact check this post pls

>he has no friends
I can see why lmao

>projecting

user....

Its real.
>t. internet facts commission guy

To be fair Arya did this same move like 3 years ago during her training and again like 2 years ago against Brienne, so Star Wars stole it.

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I know, I never expected you to stop projecting.

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Far Cry 3 did it first? Are you sure? What about the Resident Evil 4 video above?

Dropped this after S6.
Wasn't the Night King the "Final boss" and didn't this began a two or so weeks ago? What will be the next five episodes be about if the main villain is out of the picture?

We both know the one projecting was the one who used the word 50 times in the thread, but if it helps you sleep at night kek

>no u

Ya ya fuck off already lol

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Which was stolen from Resident Evil 4

Is he really dead?

>projecting helps him sleep at night
Whoever this is, he is one sad individual lmao

The commission has talked about it and, nah doesn't count.
RE4 Krauser dowser didn't result in the death of another character.

dude had thick leather armor all over him. The only way to kill him was by stabbing him through the eye.

Cersie is the big bad now.

Ah, so it's all meaningless really since dragon glass != light saber != steel

correction.
Donut Steel.

The move was actually taken from the Cossackdyna from the movie, With Fire and Sword.

The Kazak would twist his blade and swing it at you, only to drop it at a moment before striking to let his other hand deliver the final blow.
Only Sir Jon was smart enough to see this move and guard it.

Stop paying attention to the (You) whoring faggot you stupid idiots.

How pathetic was it to have Sam just sum up the entire motivations and relationship between the Night King and the Three Eyed Raven in a single phrase blurp of lazy exposition that amounts to literally nothing? Sam is the smart one so trust him, it makes sense XD

How pathetic was it to have that whole Resident Evil: Tactical Espionage Action segment in the middle of the battle just as a retarded attempt at setting up the nothing personnel in the same fucking episode?

Watching these things as they happened i thought nothing of them or that they were just some attempt at keeping tension up and varying the pacing after the battle starts but looking back on them now it's embarrassing.

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>What will be the next five episodes be about if the main villain is out of the picture?
An epic series to see which YAAS QUEEN will rule them all

I liked the books and the adventures of Egg and Dunk the Lunk (thick as a castle wall)

Shame he will never finish writing another book because he doesn't need to anymore.

True, though I always assumed it was more of a "some other dude takes charge while the kid is still too young and learns how to rule till they're old enough" shit, and she seems pretty young.

Its just the 2 guys having a pissing contest.
Calm down sperggo.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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Theon had the worst life. Tortured nearly to death, ass raped, brainwashed and his dick cut off. There isn't a single character in this series that come close to this level of suffering.

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Nigga that move is literally a cliche. It's been done to death and I'm sure stole it form somewhere else.

Is this the movie that makes fun of incest all the time? Hahaha so funny. Two adults that love each other can't have sex!! Now excuse me while I cut off my penis and call myself a woman and be consider brave

yes queen

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They all should have died to the night king or have him and a large chunk of his army go straight for kings landing while the rest fuck up the north.

>calm down

Who are you talking to?

Feels like they had no fucking clue how to get rid of the whole undead legion subplot to focus on that, just how they got rid of Dorne, most of the Greyjoy stuff and Highgarden by shitcanning the whole thing in one episode

So he never caught a fucking break.

>Not watching one of the best TV shows ever made
Too bad it has gotten so woke in the past couple seasons. At least this is the last season, so no chance of completely ruin it with the wokeness.

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He deserved all of it too

that's true IRL in some cases in other cases they just sit the kids ass on the throne with no actual power and either there is someone or some people doing the actual job, or those people are plotting to grab as much power as they can.

I can only assume the retard is talking about this scene, with sad music playing cutting to everyone fighting.
youtube.com/watch?v=mdjLBYxAcUI

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>Dunk the Lunk (thick as a castle wall)

The Hedge Knight still has a special place in my heart for having the best Baratheon.

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these same people would frown upon and look disgusted at people reacting to video game trailers

He killed two kids and betrayed a faggot who constantly flip flopped from "You're my brother Theon" and "Fuck off Theon this isn't your family" every scene. He did literally nothing wrong.

No, wait for him to finish the books (if he ever does)

How pathetic was it for user to get this uppity about the biggest lamebrain pop culture television show since Seinfeld? What's your twitter handle? I want to see your critique about how painful it was to watch Endgame with grandma.

Yes you are.

Roberts Rebellion prequel when!?!?

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sperggo.

user, they're not people

not really

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Awww faggot mad someone doesnt like his shit show?

ALL MY FELLOW TRANNIES ON DISCORD ARE GOING NUTS!

>460353234
>460353180

Get a life

>can't browse Yea Forums
>now I can't browse Yea Forums
fuck off with your shit show already

Instead of
>kicking her
>stomping her
>punching her
>smashing her
>ignoring her
he grabbed her, for no reason and brought her closer to his eyes.
It'd be acceptable if he was an actual giant and had emotions or something. But that was a literally puppet

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I was under the assumption that he was going to bite her head/upper torso off considering those wights are known to do that.

How else are you gonna get a 100 pound 5ft little girl kill an undead giant? Plot armor baby!!!!

>frown upon and look disgusted at people reacting to video game trailers
"people reacting to" is top youtube metrics and cancer-pilled

Oh yes, I'm absolutely seething because some loser got bent out of shape by the most braindead show on television LMAO

It was a literal video game "giant boss lowers his weak point into striking range" moment.

>thick glasses and 5 day beard
How did it come to be

millennial genocide when

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>browsing Yea Forums before watching the episode
like, what did you think was going to happen, faggot? were you expecting everyone to respect your will not to be spoiled or something? especially AFTER the episode aired?

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S-stop! Video games are built on pure logic for connoisseurs of the most posh entertainment known to man such as myself!

When will millennials learn how to look like a real man?

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>HES
>STILL
>HERE

SEETHING

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>Can react to Arya fast enough to do a 180 degree turn and grab her by the throat in a matter of seconds
>Somehow can't react to her dropping a knife and catching it with her other hand in time to stop her stabbing him

Who are you quoting?

>ywn see Bobby B in his prime fucking Bessie with the fat tits and smashing Targshits into pieces
Feels bad man.

How would you have done it, user?

That's because she trained to make the knife have extra fast gravity so he couldn't react okk.

>the ice king just gets shanked by the goblina
pathetic series

who are you talking to?

Have sex incels.

Don't forget his A bromance with Teddy

I wouldn't have the nothin perssonel edgelord be the one who saves the world and the guy who spent most of the series dealing with them and trying to warn everyone.

Teddy? Also I want to see Jaime in his prime chilling on the throne as Ned walks in after he shanked the mad King.

Have characters pile on him.
Arya gets smacked aside, another comes it, then another and another.
Till Samwell "Whitewalker Killer, Cancer Curer, With my wifes son" Tarly nothing personels him.