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What is a Mordhau?
A Mordhau grip is when you grip the blade of a sword and strike with the hilt end of the weapon for bludgeoning purposes
Archers are gonna ruin this like how they ruin every other game of this type, arent they
Nah, they have videos specifically outlined how they've changed amd balanced archers
This is one of those games that will be dead in a week.
hard to say yet, but I think they took a pretty good approach trying to balance them
ranged weapons take a lot of loadout points, you get disarmed when being hit carrying one and people get a movement speed boost running towards ranged faggots
also the mandatory archer perks make it just so they're better against other archers, not melee people
Hope so, the sooner it dies the sooner I'll get to try out the F2P version.
A retarded technique for retards that want their retarded sword stolen. But it's in some shitty old timey combat manuals so wannabe historyfags must obsess over it.
it will redefine swordplay in gaming
have sex, incel
Looks good but a shame it has only 64 players, I would buy it if it had 200 player servers like mount and blade.
>people get a movement speed boost running towards ranged faggots
how does this work, it sounds clunky or exploitable but I don't know anything about this game
Its swordplay is literally a slightly improved chivalry. It doesn't redefine shit.
Still a game I'm looking forward to, the ample customization and coop mode are something chivalry always lacked.
I'd settle for 128 players desu depending on map design and density
t. autist
>Wow this dude is wearing full fucking plate and i have no bludgeoning sidearm, better destroy my fucking blade on his armor
Lawl. Also
>Want their sword stolen
So if i swing a bat at you you'd just fucking grab it right, easy as that? Retard.
I'm not the one looking forward to yet another game about swinging my mouse around. Named after a shitty fantasy technique.
I haven't had the change to get my hands on it myself, but they sad that running towards an enemy having a bow or crossbow out will increase your movement speed slightly
Chivalry has literally had a co-op Horde mode since forever though
Yes? If I were armored in the first place what do you think I'd do? Who is going to win, the guy holding the sword by the handle or the much thinner, harder to grip blade?
Did it? I'll admit it has been some years since the last time I've played it, but when I did the only coop mode was a custom servers mod that sucked ass.
Also I hope the game won't turn into a helicoptering ballerinas mess like chivalry was. I swear I'll refund the moment I see some idiot rotating his feint at 1000kmh while limboing at 90 degrees
It did, but it was custom server stuff. Was pretty cool, there was even a secret route thingy where skeletons would start swarming
You overestimate how hard it is to swing a sword backwards dude
Based.
>Was pretty cool
meh, as I said I didn't like it, being kinda half assed. The mordhau coop looks way more solid. If the game is going to be mod-friendly, I'm sure there will be nice lotr/got etc themed mods for the coop mode.
5 HOURS UNTIL DOA
WOOOOO
Samefag
Again, have sex.
Boi this game is gonna flop
>trailer made by a clopper
>chivalry 2.0
>no advertising
>chivalry 2.0
and that's a good thing
Chivalry didn't flop at all
>no advertising
arguably quite a shame yea, but what can you do if you don't have the resources for it
Why is it a good thing? It's been literal years, no one gives a shit about Chivalry these days
Why would you try to cash in on a dead game?
because Chiv was fun as fuck and this is the 2.0 version of it, mind you
so I'm expecting some fresh wind for a tried and proven concept, so I'm looking forward to it
why can't i pre-purchase this game on steam? are they skipping straight to f2p?
Why the fuck would I want to play a shitty imitation of a game thats already inferior to M&B?
think they said something about steam not letting them do that since it's their first game ever
Based Gaben saving us from scammers
>supporter pack for a 30 bucks game
LMAO good way to spot greedy devs
How does this game fix the Chivalry problem where everyone just starts to autistically rotate around with maximum sensitivity?
Good. Now they can't scam too many people.
It doesn't.
>autistically rotate around with maximum sensitivity?
that wasn't really a problem with chivalry though, attack animation had locked sensitivity after all
but can't say how they fixed the 360° spin arounds or overheads
there goes nothing
>attack animation had locked sensitivity after all
but any semi-competent player is still incentivised to drag out their attacks as much as possible and bend their bodies to absurd degrees to the point where the game has become completely unplayable
>he doesn't like chivalry: medieval apache vs hind d
get good, scrub
I didn't really find it unplayable because of that, it just added another layer of combat that I guess was kinda immersion breaking if anything
>since forever
no
it came about 3 years after launch
They're all just gimmicky Jedi Knight II saber fighting.
Didn't it die because of it?
yeah and rightly so. i was just shitposting. a game having its high level gameplay be a goofy looking shitfest is never good. doesnt matter if its hard to do or promotes good competition. if it looks stupid it kills the videogame
If they're sad about it then why did they put it in the game?
I hope we have female knights in Mordhau.
Already confirmed
they're still only thinking about it and even if there will be female models it would be client toggle
Based and will it confirmed on PS4 or maybe Switch too?
Can I be her in Mordhau?
They fixed that by adding in this thing called a glancing blow. Basically, if you hit somebody with an attack that you dragged too much it just sorta dinks them and does wayy less damage and leaves you vulnerable to an attack.
>Can't trigger seething incels by playing a female knight
dropped
>Toggle
So would you say it's... a trigger?
Yes.
I was utter shit in chiv and made it up to rank 28 before I quit, experienced people just trashed me with dragging and overheads.
Is it possible for me to git gud at this game?
PS4 version when?
The meta in chiv was retarded. You'll have an easier time in this game by the sounds of it. Devs seem like their putting a lot of thought into balancing.
yes
it's a fresh start for all of us
(excluding alpha faggots of course)
If you just wait to hear the attack groans you'll do fine.
I have never paid attention to this title before this point, have absolutely zero experience with this kind of gameplay, but just now remembered that once upon a time I kind of wanted to play Chivalry, but didn't.
How hard am I going to get my face kicked in if I decided to play it on impulse?
I think it depends more on the question if you are able to learn and adapt than previous experience with similar titles
of course veterans from the alpha will curbstomp you endlessly, but considering the biggest influx of players will either be totally new guys or people that only played Chivalry before, I think you should do just fine
YOU are going to use the best weapon right Yea Forums?
Why are people hyped for a chivalry clone
About 10 I'd say. Or zero if you're not a complete video-game scrub and play the tutorial. The game has a soft-matchmaking system which'll place you with others around your skill level. Just be ready to learn from your mistakes and not get too angry at the game or any bants.
What's with the constant shilling I've seen for this game these past few days on Yea Forums?
very hard.
Chiv veterans will be about 50%~60% of the day 1 buyers and they'll just dance around you and you do not comprehend whats going on
the lack of hype around this worries me because I might end up just playing with people who have 1000 hours in alpha
at least it'll be cheap
2k hr ex pro chiv classic + dw vet here
im going to make you all cry in 4 hours
because we liked Chivalry
Yeah of course
>problem
gonna run me over wit ur mobility scooter fatboi?
sure
I see, thank you user. I'll keep an eye on it, meanwhile I hope you guys have fun.
>Only one objective-based mode on launch
>Its control points
W-we're gonna get asymmetric Attack/Defend and Payload modes/maps, right?
That's part of what made Chiv so fun.
Early days Chivalry made me feel the same as TF2 in its prime. I could mess around when I wanted to, I could ruse teammates and kick them in the ass when I felt like it and I could tryhard whenever I was up for it. I hope the game recaptures this feeling of knowing that whatever I'm launching the game for, I'm 80% sure I'm gonna be having a good time.
You can't hurt me because I'll be playing with bots!
>Multiplayer
Dropped
gameplay
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youtube.com
you are buying it, right Yea Forumsros?
based and cowardpilled
How about you PAY your dad to blow a LOAD in your ass? That is SO FUN.
>Swabian Mercenary Chadismund Pounder has invaded
It's like a mix between those two games. From what I've seen every map has control points and a push the cart esque thing. As well as freeing slaves or other things I haven't seen yet.
But it's both teams going at it at once, there's always two objectives to be worrying about.
based
5 HOURS LEFT IM GONNA CUM
FAQ
> pic related
> no women
> no ballerinas, the devs have been outpsoken about chivalry and have removed backswings and the sort
> 10% off during first week
>30 USD
>DOA
> no women
They confirmed they will be added
game will be fun for a few weeks then the tryhard autists will find glitches that gives you an advantage by spinning like a mongoloid and it will become a shitfest like chivalry
i'll pass
Fuck its gonna cost me like $200 in Australia
big mace or big axe?
$30US will be at most $40AU
>can't see the price on steam
>can't pre purchase
>can't preload
Yes I know it's going to be 30USD I'm commenting on how badly they've handled this launch as well as the fact that I won't be able to play it until tomorrow due to my shit internet
If you think that you must be the person found in your pic.
A significant portion of those that played like that in chiv have already been playing the game for like a year, and the game hasn't devolved into that for them, so what makes you think it'll like that when actual scrubs come in en masse?
>no women
no buy
so it is basically chivalry with a better engine, mounted combat, and no bullshit max fov 360 spinning retards? sign me up
>no women
Pass
You know I'm right, why are you wasting my time + shilling so hard?
stfu im neet so $40 feels like $200
Yea Forums server when?
Come home, Yea Forums.
When will incels stop getting triggered by women in video games? I mean seriously, have sex.
>not coasting on NEETbux
lmao what the fuck are you doing
"no"
I gave For Honor a chance, it does look nice, but it just isn't fun for me. Don't want lock-on combat.
I like how her face is uglier in 99% of the fanart when compared to her cute in-game unmasked model.
>cute
literal pan faced potato gook lol. all the no mask helmets are shit but nobu's is the worst
No!
Fuck no, this game is garbage.
Gay desu
>literal pan faced potato gook
Hey uhhh tone down the racism yeah?
tell that to ubisoft. shes like a caricature without her mask.
the default mask itself implies she has a slender face with a well defined bone structure. the actual face is rounded and fat
good riddance
WHAT IS THE PRICE GONNA BE??!!?!?
30 yuros with a 10% sale when it releases to 27 yuros.
>shes like a caricature
She isn't. She's actually cute while also looking Asian. It's the only cute looking Asian character the westacucks have ever made.
>the default mask itself implies she has a slender face with a well defined bone structure
No it doesn't it's just a mask.
>the actual face is rounded and fat
Asian faces are more rounded and have retained babyfat in cheeks, yes. That's what's cute about them. Fuck your jutting bony gaunt westacuck faces lmao.
$30 with 10% off at the start
another question though: anyone knows how big the game is gonna be? don't have the fastest download speed desu
>game is coming out within hours so there are constant threads about it
gee i dunno why that would happen
>Cant google it for shit
That's a very fishy looking dog. I don't trust him.
>>It's the only cute looking Asian character the westacucks have ever made.
>a ubiturd face
>cute
>not only that but the cutest a western dev has ever made
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>posts pedo art to accompany his pedo weeb post
cringe and incelpilled
IT'S UP
>460342936
no its not nigger
got em lol
thanks
I'm so happy
Best post on the board right now
>3 hours
>inb4 delayed
have sex
>all the retard redditors saying keybinds are better than the 240 system
it's just like for honor all over again with everyone SWEARING by their 200 dollar elite gamer xboxe controller with paddles
>Tfw no game with Vermintide melee combat but PvP
apparently the warhammer isn't very good according to an alpha user
if it's so barebones as vermintide but pvp then back and forth would go literally forever, a bit more intricacy id required, just like in mordhau
why would you post that shitty gameplay
good user
Does the game have a shitty unlock system or do all players have all tools avalible at once?
This is so fucking POGCHAMP. I've been waiting months for this game, dude. Can't wait any longer, MUST. HAVE. GAME. NAOOOOW.
GIB. ME. GAAAAME.
*Still got 3 hours on the clock*
FUUUUUUCK.
how much did they pay you?
>eye candy graphics.
>shit gameplay
>shit animations.
>probably microtransactions
having an aneurysm?
based retard
On how many layers of irony is this post ? Please don't say none.
Here's your (you)
Looks like they fixed it if it's the issue mentioned here. youtube.com
So is this game actually being shilled that hard on Yea Forums or is it just ironic false-flag shilling?
they say it's ironic so it must be real
Both. Plus a few people that are actually looking forward to the game because they want another Chivalry back when the game was new and nobody had any idea what they were doing.
that is literally this except vermintide is inferior because its solely pve
salty af your eye candy shit game will flop.
They said they won't have microtransactions
both. this place is full of shills now.
from a billion pokemon threads to a billion smash threads, etc etc.
wtf bros i cant believe some people are excited for a game
this isnt one of my twitter screencap or eceleb threads...
>waaah I don't want to play the game I want everything unlocked for me from the get go!
Do you even video games?
How is this different from Chivalry?
>salty af
nigger or zoomer?
>Thinking Nintendo would lower themselves to market their products on this shithole
Not a chance. We're all just big Nintendo fans.
>shill can't differentiate between gameplay and grind
Appealing to the collection instinct of people by locking certain game aspects away doesn't compensate for bad gameplay when you go past 80 IQ.
>every game has to have progression and XP bars going up
Hello zoom zoom.
In competetive MP games all tools have to be unlocked for everybody or I won't touch it.
no spinny shit or gay reverse overheads
>unlock systems are just grind now
Holy shit zoomers
Imagine larping a Quakecuck on a Mongolian throat singing forum.
then why are you here?
Game looks horrible. Well done shilling your mediocre product Triternion, at least you got me to take a look.
made by the people who hated what chiv turned into
i.e. ballerinas and abusers shitfest
so yeah better than chiv in every way
all mechanics are there for you from the start, only cosmetics are locked behind gold you can only earn through play and
all weapons are cheap so you could unlock then basically within a day
It stimulates you to actually learn the weapon's characteristics to better you swordplay
Stop posting, ADHD zoomer.
I have played Age of Chivalry, the source mod which predates medival warfare by the same devs. It had no progression whatsoever and it was a good thing because everybody could experiment with all weapons from the very first minute of play.
Kill yourself for even trying to defend this shit without even having arguments.
Is there any idea how many players the game will probably have, how many players did the closed beta have, did anyone here play it and notice?
who /sallet/ here?
But you're the ADHD zoomer
Hello zoom zoom pretending to be a boomer. Actually 30+ year old gamer here who was competed online, at lans and weeklies for years at various genres.
Unlocking things through playing a game, assuming the rate of unlocking is fair, free and consistent, actually promotes better play from all players. Forcing players to learn more than one thing rather than just checking online for the most OP thing and abusing that without developing a natural understanding of the games mechanics promotes a poor understanding of the game and actually promotes the "patching" culture we're seeing so much in competitive gaming these days.
that looks extremely boring
It's literally chiv, no thanks I've already played the fuck out of this game five years ago.
A game that blows other games out of water.
why would I need an argument?
This game DOES have progression and no amount of crying will change that
so
if that bothers you so much
why are you still here?
are there any niggers in it? if there are niggers I'm not buying it
no niggers as of now
who knows what might come though
>Mommy where's the lock on how am i supposed to aim??
Unlocking shit in MP games started around 2006 due to infux of low attention span kids getting into video games due to certain consoles.
I don't remember having to unlock shit in battlefield 1942, unreal tournement and hl deathmatch.
The natrual learning progression is
>get killed by some unknown weapon
>pick it yourself next round and learn its attacks
>this helps you get better defending against it
But instead you have to mindlessly grind for days to get it, what a great solution.
You know nothing, you are the larping boomer.
Online melee pvp sounds awful, its just a clusterfuck from everything I've seen, no matter the game.
>Unlocking shit started in 2006
Confirmed never played a fighting game in his life. Back to plebbit please. You aren't yet ready for an anonymous board. It might protect your ego but it doesn't mean you can juts say stupid shit with no experience or basis in reality. You're still dragging the quality of the board down. Zoomer.
It's a budget weapon, that profits greatly for landing headshots.
It's only $30 right?
i just want a viable hammer to use as a primary
apparently the maul is a gimmick and the only good one is the eveningstar
27 on release day, 30 after yes
this
its literally chivalry, I can't believe some retards will pay $30 for a game they already have
>Confirmed never played a fighting game in his life
I've played the fuck out of OMF 2097 you low IQ faggot.
Stop posting any time.
>no money but want to play this game
>it's multiplayer only so pirating won't help
I wish I wasn't a poor retard
>literally
Looks just like chivalry
gee i dunno, maybe because chivalry is 7 years old, dead and boring
Only thing it does is add cavalry which won't even have many spawns on map. At first I thought it would be somewhat different but it literally is just a slightly updated chivalry.
>dead and boring
just like mordhau
qft
just like your used up whore of a mother
except its not the only thing
go beg on reddit
How much will it cost?
less than $10 bucks for us slavs
heehee
Are they doing a special thing? I always have to pay 60 euros for every other game
regional prices mate, only good thing from being a third-worlder
considering its not even out yet and i dont have 650 hours played no not quite
But I am a slav and don't get any special regional pricing
>Competitive
Dogshit
Mordhau chads ASSEMBLE!
who m16 here?
Let's get this out on a tray.
ready forthy feast m'lord
>two hours left
Well two and a half but yeah
Always add an extra hour ontop of what the steam store says
2 HOURS
I'm still here. When I say gimmick I don't mean it's not viable, I mean it has one very specific use that can be very effective but if you meet some no-lifer that has made it his or her goal to always counter it you'll have to play slightly less easily. The maul is definitely "good", especially since there's a perk that let's you sprint at full speed after a kill, allowing you to really ve slippery.
based triggering the autismos
Personally I have competitive autism so I'll be on the duel servers more than the 32v32 frontline servers
>you can actually play the lute
can't wait to make a shit eating grin fat dude playing a lute before he fucking breaks your face with it
seems like dumb reactive mouse flailing
as opposed to a turn based fighting game?
well if you're disabled, there's plenty of other games for you out there
>Game is probably 20Gb or so
>Even 5Gb takes me hours to download
>Won't be able to play by tomorrow
fuck me
If it's 30 bux I'll give it a try.
Like the customization, and I've missed Chivalry.
I'll give it a week before some exploit becomes the norm though.
guessing games, flowchart offense and defense
hitting where they're not blocking or when they're not looking will get old fast
People have been playing the game for almost half a year and no exploits have become king there yet
not to mention the devs entire design philosophy goes against chiv retardation and anything that is found will be patched
they already dealt with reverse overheads and 360s
iktfb
iktf
>People have been playing the game for almost half a year
More like 2 years I think.
too bad they listen to fuckwits for balance
>adding women
>discord (((mods))) ban you for saying they shouldn't add Africans
>barely any traditional medieval european symbols available ingame (only to €400 backers)
>playerbase consists of 90% "Deus vult XD!"
Big fucking yikes
>>adding women
they back peddled on this a few days ago on the steam forums
>shouldn't add africans
a muslim expansion with their armors/weapons would rad as fuck though
One more hour bois
1 H O U R
H
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How much will this game cost ?
First steam release buddy?
fuck you I want to play as nigger knight
>playerbase consists 90% "Deus vult XD!"
No seriously what did he mean by this?
Inceloid
...
why would adding women be bad? its a fucking arcade medieval video game not a realistic strategy or war simulator
19 niggerbytes
Feints, yay or nay
There were seriously looked upon in Chiv but then again you did have those mousedragging Zwei niggers
5k concurrent players max
>64 player battle royale mode
>players randomly spawn in a huge map and loot chests for weapons/armor
>last man standing wins
will twitch normalfags jump on this?
Fuck I always forget the steam release clock retardation. Pack it up boys, happening cancelled.
He's probably annoyed by it because the joke has gone mainstream.
Also knightfaggotry brings out unironic larpers like you
>$30
no thanks
Fuck you faglord. I'd always go for setups that trigger as many people as possible. I hope i can make an androgenous fat fuck with bitch tits and pink hair.
It has a BR mode? Really?
Shroud already played in the alpha and was really interested in it, no doubt he'll give it another go
feints and morphs are just how you open up opponents since the game is a bit slower and more readable than chiv
Dragging also got nerfed recently
That was the main reason it was created. I don't think I'll play it though.
Do people honestly care that much about women nowadays unless they're going for some hyper realistic shit aren't we over that phase?
youtu.be
timestamped
What are you, poor?
Unironically looking forward to it
Haven't played Chivalry in some time but I did play Chivalry for upwards to 1200 hours, so I wonder how naturally it'll come to me.
It's going to be fun actually fighting people rather than running and waiting to get cheated on 2km away
Why are w*men allowed to post on this website?
But I'm a dog.
I'm a fish you fucking moron
too bad mate I'm a seagull
These feel like post a roasty would make
not really can't justify buying indie trash for $30
All women are
Such potential waste on multiplayer game. Bannerlord fucking when.
Dropped
Retard
you shilled too much so i'm not buying it out of principle. pic is me and my wife
I get that your wife lifts, but why couldn't she get a shirt that fits?
If you put as much energy into bettering your situation as you do in raging on the internet, you would have had fucked a female by now. But given your impotent aggression you have to vent here on a daily basis is just pathetic mr 'i got my plebbit account banned because of fag language'.
Kinda want fantasy/TES mods for Mordhau now.
what will change if i put my dick into a wet hole? do I reach enlightenment? is that why every normie glorifies it and makes it the end all be all?
almost fell asleep listening to this guy
lol u mad
exactly the kind of response I'd expect from a hole or a hole worshiper
It will at least cure your bitterness.
I'm joking around on an anonymous image board, what makes you think I'm bitter? did the word roastie upset you that much?
congrats my dude
marriage can be a beautiful thing
not cute = no buy
Inane and pointless attacks against a random group comes across as bitter and reflects an unbalanced situation in the poster's life. If it was fun, it was terribly unfun to begin with. If you want it to be fun, then put more thought into it and attack in a humourous way, not in a bitter incel way. This bitterness can only explain that you are coming from plebbit or other fag places and truly don't belong here. As you are copying nu_fag speak from others who don't belong here.
go dilate, tranny.
You people need to kill yourselfs. People can genuinely be excited for a game without being on bankroll. Play more then AAA trash.
>Nu_fag speak
Is anything more pathetic than carebear SPfags?
>>Inane and pointless attacks against a random group
>he says while calling everyone he doesn't like an incel or virgin
lol
the fact that I've wound you up so much is the fun and reward
roastie roastie warm and toasty
PC games are so fucking janky. Stupid KB/M controls=trash physics.
>it's a "phoneposter calls someone a newfag" episode
feel free to kill yourself and join the rest of the 45%
I don't care at all. You are just sinking the quality of this thread, nu_fag.
Chivalry came out in 2013 and didn't hit its peak until 2017.
>SPFags who throw a fit at every MP game demanding the devs add bots so they can stay in their safe space and whack dumb AIs.
>I was totally going to buy it but then it was sexist/censored/shilled
no you weren't
I exclusively played vanguard with zweihander in chivalry.
i did that for 2k hours of my life
on just one map too
fall to your death
No. For Honor is fucking shit.
remove all the chinks and I'll consider it
Game is gonna be dead as fuck, if not i'll eat my socks full of cum and put a video here.
This game is never gonna hit mroe than 10k player peak dumbfucks
wtf this looks awesome
With Mordhau's release imminent, I'd like to enact good relations with the For Honor fags so that we may all enjoy our medieval fightan games in peace
Quick get them player prediction numbers in
1200
Doesn't matter. This is a niche game and it will live for a long time. Look at Rising Storm 2 charts. I never broke 10k peak either. Doesn't matter though.
THEY LIED TO US
ITS NOT OUT ITS NOT OUT ITS NOT OUT
>have to wait another hour
dropped. if only i found out about this thread in an hour
So is it shit?
I command you to cum
another fucking hour ffs
9341 screenshot this
>less than an hour left
babbies first steam release itt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Refresh your steam downloading now
Reminder mordhaubros, once your game flops we'll always have a place for you here
Come home Knight man
Whats about the combat (and control) in mordhau that is unique from other game? especially chivalry since it is based on it
Who gives a fuck? 10k simultaneous players doesn't benefit me in anyway.
stop trying to cause a rivalry you autist
Who team morning star here?
The games aren't even comparable beyond theme. I doubt there is any real overlap.
kek
Moutainblade from 2010 is still better than this shit.
He's probably the same dude that keeps shilling Mordhau in /fhg/
Team basic longsword best team
>Not hacking lowly serfs exclusively with halberds.
This is you
>30 dollars for UE4 chivalry clone
I'm a chad spearman and halberedlord
i wouldn't doubt it
>Not wanting to play as a Black Black knight
4500+ players at launch.
That's my guess.
ha-ha, finally a Chivalry without kick votes every two seconds I hope
Looked at gameplay and I'm not impressed
>skyrim tier animations where you're trying to get rid of cobwebs rather than kill an enemy
>no impact or oomph when you hit an enemy
>heads randomly falling off
lame
>No ballet spinning
I might buy it afterall
>types like a tourist
What a faggot
for me it's less than $10 lol
>can't refute what i said
>attacks the individual instead
Where are the ruskie vpn keys fucker. Go print them or something.
Tell me why
I just want to play it before the only people left playing it are the ones who exploit the meta of flailing around like a retard, didn't get into Chivalry before it was too late.
why does it not balance to your currency
Halberd is the only correct answer
How much do you have to play until you unlock everything? Is there a math on the progression systhem?
i know there are alphafags here. are shields still broken?
Why do I got the feeling that flailing around will still be viable and thus the meta?
how can you refute such retarded claims?
>wrong
>yes there is
>wrong
there
This. Being able to play with people that actually swing back instead of doing sheev spins will be fun again.
This game should exclusively release on the switch. Don't know why indie devs bother with pc anymore.
Can I shank folks with a fagger and wear no armor and piss off my team because I'm probably useless?
Pollaxe is the coolest weapon and you can't refute this.
Looks like shit, nice shill thread
kotaku.com
>The Switch though has seen a number of ports sell better than anticipated. Despite already being out for over three years, the Switch version of Shovel Knight sold better than any of the other versions at launch according to its developer, Yacht Club Games. Wonder Boy: The Dragon’s Trap, Forma.8, and other games have seen similar success. SMG Studios noted in September that Death Squared sold more on the Switch in the first three days than all other platforms it released on combined, while the same thing happened to the Zelda-like exploration game Oceanhorn. And then there was SteamWorld Dig 2, Immage & Form’s action platformer that sold 10 times more on Switch than on Steam.
go where you crawled out from, ninceldite, your kind not welcomed here
just play as a woman
Get back to class
>bit the bait
Wasn't this shit supposed to be released 20 minutes ago?
well, Yea Forums?
6000-10000 at launch
24000 when hyped by twitch streamers
Only cosmetics are unlocked throught progression
based
Chivalry didn't fail because of progression.
It will fail because of exploiters
Just like these kind of games always do
didn't chivalry fail because of k-stylers?
not everything is a fucking debate you miserable election tourist
go back to your homeboard
When is this piece of shit coming out? How many minutes left? I have waited for many years now.
I think 1 pm EST
Five minutes.
based retard
33 minutes
34 mins
33
Switch woudnt even be able to run it. Didnt you see how much downgraded Zelda had to be?Kek
Why are you calling me retard? There is no information on this.
absolutely BASED retard keeps being shamelessly retarded flailing his arms about
If doom can run on switch than any game can
Yeah
Tryhards spinners killed Chiv
that is when things use to happen on Steam
Don't call me that.
there's every bit of information ON THE FUCKING SITE WITH THE GODDAMN GAME NAME RETARD
Vermintide's melee combat is fucking great, but only because it was made to complement the horde fighting you'll be doing in the game. Its not made for fighting other people in single combat at all.
yeah everyone else that answered you just has telepathy
There is no exact release time information on www.mordhau.com, just the release date.
DOOM's ezpz to run.
Don't forget you have to download it for 5-10 minutes too
try 20 on my amerilard internet
You mean the thing that isn't needed because most knights carry blunt weapons as will as swords.
Steam page you fucking mudak
how steep is the learning curve, will i get dumpstered seeing as i've not played chivalry?
Yes
yes but dont lose hope its fun and rewarding
>5-10 minutes
A GB TAKES ME AN HOUR TO DOWNLOAD FUCK YOU
It doesn't say the time on the steam page, it just says "Less than an hour". Please stop it.
reddit.com
>it would take about 500 hours of playtime to unlock every armor and weapon
Well you're asking stupid questions so your iq can't be above 80
Probably get dumpsterd
>5-10 minutes
Honestly that is fine so long as the weapons aren't the thing that takes the longest and the cosmetics do. Anything more than 2 or 3 hours for the all possible weapons is stupid though not counting cosmetics.
it does not take that much if youre good at the game and farm the fuck outta people
Is there a single reason not to wear full plate armor except for slower movement speed?
>even more sjw garbage
kill yourself
why cant everything be unlocked from the start
If they're cute it's fine
Then what would the reason be to play?
Depending on differences that might not be that bad, say at 1 hour you unlock a sword and at 2 hours you unlock a sword that is functionally identical but looks different, if at the 500 mark you unlock something that actually affects gameplay then yeah, that's retarded.
you have a set amount of loadout points so you can't be decked out in the best gear + best weapons + back up weapon + perks
so you have to pick and choose
tier 3 armor like plate obviously costs the most points
based dopamine addict
90% of that being meme tier garbage like yellow pants i expect
functionally you can unlock everything in like 10-15 hours
everything else is just frilly expensive cosmetics to show you've spent a lot of in game currency on that weapon/armor
>trailer made by a clopper
is that what that wizard hat is
>Interactive cutscenes: The Game
I would rather play a game that I can actually PLAY. Thanks for the offer though, sweetie.
every living person on this planet is a dopamine addict in one form or another, don't delude yourself
The funny thing is, that Torn Banner tried to address many of the issues with chiv by collaborating with SpikeTV to develop Deadliest Warrior which I feel is the more superior game. You can't get away with all that funky shit that you can get away with in original chiv which is why I suppose it failed unfortunately because they were marketing towards a very niche hardcore audience that exploited those maneuvers in original chiv.
I'll admit though, Spartans in deadliest warrior were annoying as shit as well as ninjas holy fuck if they facehugged you it was an absolute nightmare to deal with.
going to be slow and ez after sekiro
>pve game
haha
Deadliest Warrior sucked
um a gothic weapon
that's bait
Thats kind of problematic then considering they aren't
Why couldn't they make this game with samurais instead of boring knights?
why didn't your father pull out?
Is the PvE horde mode coop?
Nobushi is super cute
>sekiro
>any soulsborne
>From
DONT REMIND ME
god I hope so
Will there be a single player campaign?
Yes.
I know right. What a missed opportunity.
yes
no fuck off
Can i play without friends? no need for friends?
go play your shitkiro, weeb
the game shuts your computer down if you don't queue up for friends
seriously what the fuck are these retarded questions
nope, ubishit faces are incompatible with cute
Yes you need friends but you can play this with randoms.
Do you need friends for any multiplayer game these days? Only one i can think of outside party shit is Sea of Thieves.
thousand times better than you have in most other games. Vermintide 2, for example, has such a hostile RNG that you might never get half of the cosmetics or "best in slot" weapon variant. I've played for 500 hours and never received some basic weapon skin, maximally retarded.
I have no friends and you should respected losers and lonely people. inepts );
A samurai equivalent would genuinely be fucking kino but so is this. Weapon variety would suck though.
pirate master race
You have to pass the minimum friends checklist, penis inspection and singles policy in order to play this game.
Seriously? Would not .gif related be more interesting than boring knights?
100% pure distilled autism
buy it 5 me
>penis inspection
not again
>pirating a multiplayer game
have fun
Except for Nobushi.
Have sex, or rather don't your gene needs to die out.
100% mad
Does it have a single player campaign like Mount & Blade or is it just a multiplayer deathmatch game?
waifuf*g
play for honor and tell me it's fun
No, it doesn't have a fucking singleplayer gay ass campaign.
for honor sucks mega horse cock
I don't particularly expect this game to be good, but I'm expecting it'll be dead in a month, so I'm buying it purely so I can experience it while I can.
it's fun
no
>Exoticism good, own history bad
No you fucking carebear SPlet, go back to your shitty games if you can't handle a real man's challenge.
I'm Asian.
You think that's an insult?
Because they wanted to make knights. A samurai one would be fun, but no obligation to make it.
then go play a game with asian characters
Why the fuck can't I buy it or preload it or even just see the price?
Kill yourself, mongoloid.
>less than an hour
holy fuck steam so fucking incompetent no wonder epic is winning
then make your own, ching chong
No, you're forced to interact with multiplayer memelords and discord transvestites. Just look at the post quality of this thread and you'll get the gist of Mordhau.
Great counter arguments for normalfags and bullies!
Don't worry mang, i'm covering you!
t. ironic weeb shitter
Bitch i am Chinese. Soon we will own all of the world. Then who is the Mongoloid?
They may add eastern weapons in a later update
it's on sale on their website
based insectoid world conqueror
You can own the world all you want, but you will never be white.
Because that's the setting they choose.
I'd like a japanese version of this but if they want a medieval european setting then you can't stop them
>ironic weeb
And you think you are some next level weeb?
more like giga dweeb
>Being white
Somebody bust out the Tienanmen pasta
What kind of asian?
Chinese origin but born in the US.
>Weapon variety would suck though
Japanese have a lot of equivalent swords and spears to Europeans throughout the ages. Also more varied bows. And you could even pull out muskets since they were later prominent with the samurai. I mean, Mordhau has weapons and armors from different time periods so it would be fine too.
asian? asians aren't jap you know
Then you should be asking for a wuxia game, not a samurai game.
I am half asian please accept me into your fold, master
You got your Chink pandering For Honor expansion. Go play that.
Game has a character creator. Thoughts, Yea Forums?
He's american, not chinese. He has no heritage.
So how is it?
Yikes
No cute waifu = trash
Any second now
>publicly displaying your autism like that
Based insect repellent
ITS UP
1 hour™ from now user.
IT'S OUT
comparing a chiv-like melee pvp game to a pve like sekiro or dark souls
oh no no no
sekiro is slow
>9.7 gig download