How do you respond without sounding mad?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Yes

sage and move on

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>responding

ya dun goofed

by entering THE ZONE and kicking their ass
followed by a ?

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type ":3"
it unironically gets anyone boiling in anger

have sex

god bless you all ;)

Ahh, the incel reply.

By not being a Virgin loser and beinga winning Chad instead

>tfw I say gg ez even when I lose

sad and funny at the same time

Just type a sincere sounding "gg" in return and plant the seed of guilt in his mind. It may never sprout, but just think about the guy feeling like shit for a good moment 5 or 10 years later because he remembers how much of a shithead he used to be to regular people online.

and if they respond I hit them with a "lmao u mad bro?"

"reported", but without actually reporting. Then be silent and read them cry/bitch/whatever. Maybe Type :3 to make them write even more. If they friend request you, block immediately.

It's fun how often this works. If it does not, shrug.

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this makes you sound anal devastated as you use ggez to trying to hide it with sarcasm

At least I masturbate to little anime girls

lmao u mad bro?

>playing games in the 90s and early 00s people said GG and thought nothing of it
>2019 people get butthurt and you risk getting banned.

Ironman snaps Thanos

No u

fuck

compliment them on their skill and ask for advice on how to get better

GG WP

gg hard

>gg
Rematch
Crush them
>gg

Write something in a foreign language, forcing them to translate it.

I forgot that this was even meant to make you angry, now I just use it as banter
if you worry about "sounding mad" while desperately trying to come up with a reply you're doing a lot of things wrong

Advice: git gud faggot

and about the people that spam it like they're hot shit. they spam anything as long as they think it makes you mad, ignore them

>took all of you to beat me. wew

Yeah i played like shit that round, gg.

gg wp no re