this series tries so hard to be have mysterious and dignified atmosphere it becomes a self parody >every NPC acts like a retard >overuse of the ebin orchestral music even in a hub area, it's just a place where you fucking level up yet the devs try to paint it as a thought provoking spiritual experience >lore is a bunch of fucking random bullshit slapped together, no one explained what exactly created the Ashen One, what's the difference between Deep and Dark, it's all a fever dream of some zipperhead
how buying bread looks like in normal games >select bread >you get bread >come again soon :) how buying bread looks like in From Software dimension >sad music plays in the background, the baker wants you to feel guilty because you're alive >select bread, it takes of 50% of your HP because it was actually a mimic >you wanted bread right Chosen One? But you didn't get it hehehe >press action on the NPC again >HEHEHE
people have already parodied this way better than you have a long time ago
Henry Butler
okay, so your point being??? the west cant even make a game half good as this
Daniel Harris
Well, I don't see how it's that different from other fromSoft games. In fact I'd say Bloodborne was more like this. Every npc there was serious, dark, crazy or evil. In Dark Souls 3 you at least had some chill, fun characters.
Luis Taylor
DUDE CRYPTIC STORYTELLING LMAO
Nicholas Stewart
>crazy characters. >not the most fun. Implying that thing I repeatedly got brain juice for wasn't the best NPC.
Wyatt Walker
No one plays this for the lore you retard
Justin Taylor
This. Everything should be more like capes shit (with people popping quips left and right).
Charles Green
From is so bad at sidequests
Brayden Adams
Yeah, because there's so fuckin much of it in games.
Thomas Bailey
>>overuse of the ebin orchestral music even in a hub area, it's just a place where you fucking level >up yet the devs try to paint it as a thought provoking spiritual experience
The only actual bad thing in ds3.
Jonathan Wilson
>COme back later >Bread merchant is gone >Find "soiled panties of a bread merchant" >Hand them over to another merchant >Unlocks the bread greatsword
Leo King
>every NPC acts like a retard Examples? >overuse of the ebin orchestral music even in a hub area, it's just a place where you fucking level up yet the devs try to paint it as a thought provoking spiritual experience Are you so retarded that you don't see the somber theme being evocative of the fact that things have fallen so far that there needs to be multiple "chosen undeads" to link the First Flame? >no one explained what exactly created the Ashen One, The First Flame to fetch the lords absconded. >what's the difference between Deep and Dark Only part of your post that matters because this shit was stupid.
I've seen tumblr posts that have joked about this better than you OP, you are really unfunny and annoying worst of all is making this thread 3 times a day stop it
Kevin Taylor
You posted this yesterday. Fuck off
Andrew Bailey
I actually like the atmosphere and the almost theatrical tone Souls games and Bloodborne present their narrative. The english theater VAs are A-class, and piecing together the intentionally cryptic narrative and lore is pretty engaging. And even when it's pieced together, you have a really nice, original dark fantasy premise, that isn't overused tolkienshit with generic dwarves and elves. On top of that, the art direction is fantastic, and isn't a cringe MMO tier eyesore.
yout not wrong. Dark souls 3 feel retarded compared to bloodborne and sekrio. THose games have there flaws dont get me wrong but, dark souls 3 is legit retarded and not a good game.
Justin Sanders
miyazaki explained himself several times that he was in a contract to produce 2 sequels, and that this deal was made after dark souls 1 was written, which was supposed to be self contained
he literally shit out 2 sequels for a contract, and stated quite a few times that they mean nothing to him
lets keep having these pointless deep discussions about the sequels though because we're fucking losers
