Jelly
Jelly
Nicholas Mitchell
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David Rogers
No. I think I shared something more meaningful.
Cameron Thomas
I guess STD's are meaningful
Brody Peterson
i never romanced Jack before. next time i play im going to
James Scott
This was just supper award to watch desu.
Xavier Martin
ME2 is almost 10 years old.
Austin Cooper
Jealous I can't release an inferior product for millions?
(and these paycucks come back years later and get ripped off *again*)
Jaxson Morgan
Luke Sanchez
There are no STD in the future. Unless you ride varren.
You should. Jack is difficult to get along with, but you will find something significant in doing so.
Luis Hughes
Joseph Wilson
Dominic Rivera
Nathan Davis
Nolan Bailey
If you could cut down on the cringe, I would be very grateful.
Jason Brooks
>I know! Let’s activate sing a long mode!
John Perry
I love her feet
Matthew Sanchez
Fuck.
Adam Cook
I too enjoy my sing-along mode.
Tyler Rivera
Love me some Tali, yes I do
Jose Watson
I liked Jack well enough, but going through her romance, I felt that the absolute last thing she needed was a relationship. I wound up just staying friends with her instead.
Chase Hall
Citadel DLC was trash and I'll never forgive them for what it did to Tali.
"Hey remember that super romantic line she said to Shepherd in ME2? The heartfelt entreaty? Oooops! Turns out that's a quote from her favourite soap opera! She was just quoting TV lines at you!"
Fucking dumbass Bioware.
Lincoln Allen
Nice stock photo you have there
Liam Thomas
Bruh, no.
Joshua Gutierrez
Austin Foster
A relationship was absolutely the thing she needed. Someone to instill in her the notion that she is worth it, all the people that died so that she would live, so that she would survive, it was all worth it, because, regardless of how much she has tried to deface herself, she is a good person and a vital part of the survival of the organic beings in the galaxy. Thanks to Jack's survival, millions were saved and many soldiers would have a chance to either mourn or go home to their families. Of course, that goes for all the surviving crew members, but it is more important for Jack to realize that.
Isaiah Adams
One, maybe it's better if she learns she can be a normal, productive person who fits into society rather than having a single person prop her up, again
Two, nothing in ME2 really mattered so her accomplishments include saving a school of biotic kids but only if Shepard showed up in time to save her being raped, again
Jaxson Rodriguez
Is Andromeda really as bad as memers make it out to be?
Brayden Diaz
based
Sebastian Walker
It's cute. CUTE.
Nathan Perry
Am I the only one who wanted to mating press Dr. Karin Chakwas into oblivion?
Juan Cox
From actual gameplay standpoint, no. The writing, characters and everything else, the memes only scratched the surface.
Austin Martin
>old chocolates
yikes
Nathan Perez
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
Sebastian Clark
im good
Isaiah Gutierrez
It’s worse.
Ryan Jackson
>One, maybe it's better if she learns she can be a normal, productive person who fits into society rather than having a single person prop her up, again
You're not propping her up. Jack has the worst opinion about herself. There is probably too much to get into to explain in a single post, but I'll try. She is very angry about the life she lost and the one she was given, by Cerberus, a childhood of traumatic abuse, being forced to kill other children to survive, or so she thought, being conditioned to get off while killing people, being betrayed time and again, to the point of paranoia, survivor's guilt and possibly getting off on seeing a loved one getting killed by her, consciously or not, the abuse at the hands of the people she found herself in the mercy of etc. There is only so much going wrong for anyone, before they actually believe that is all they deserve. And Jack made the only logical, at that point, yet unhealthy choice, to be the Psychotic Biotic. If you can't beat them, join them, basically. Jack wouldn't be able to get herself out of that rut, all by her lonesome. In the real world you got things like AA meeting and psychologists to go to, but Jack doesn't believe she can be helped and doesn't believe that anyone will, because everyone out there is a piece of shit. First, you need to prove her wrong and secondly you need to tear the Psychotic Biotic down. From there, Jack can build herself up again. Which she does. Or the Alliance has some very good rehab/support groups that do it for you, between ME2 and ME3.
>Two, nothing in ME2 really mattered so her accomplishments include saving a school of biotic kids but only if Shepard showed up in time to save her being raped, again
Well, she was trapped in a station with no means of getting out, getting constantly boarded by infinite Cerberus troops, that had disguised their vessels with Alliance ship signatures. That's a Kobayashi Maru type of situation. There's no getting out of it
Brody Smith
It's uninteresting. The nu-Mako, the Nomad, I think it's called, handles better and is more interesting to drive. The power wheel is a huge step down in combat, compared to the class system. Teammates on the field are pointless, the AI is some of the worst I've seen in recent memory. While the jetpack offers some maneuverability, which is refreshing, it is not utilized in any meaningful way. Like that verticality is not taken advantage off in any level design or enemy type. It's just something that is there. Enemy balance is way off and increasing difficulty only helps in making battles more tedious, rather than exciting. The writing takes a significant hit, more so than Dragonmemes. I did not find anyone particularly likeable in Andromeda. Drack was OK, Jaal was indifferent. Everyone else was shades of shit. The conversations are delivered stiff and sound as sterilized as well. I remember an user describing it as something along the lines of "an AI approximation of human interaction". And it does feel like it. Like the entire game was written by NPCs. The story was incomplete, to say the least, a lot of things aren't explained, rather set up as DLC or sequel bait, of which there will never be any. So if you want closure, you'll find it in the supplementary books and that's it. It's mediocre, but inoffensive. As an unrelated to ME game it's OK. I'd rank it somewhere between Mars: War Logs and The Technomancer, in terms of entertainment value. If it has any high notes, be prepared to waddle through a slog of shit to find them, missing them, because the game bugged out and having to reload a save to see them.
Daniel Sanders
it's pretty surprising how well these games have aged graphically, hell mass effect 1 looks fantastic for a 2007 game
Daniel Thomas
This. I'd rather have some personal CQC sessions with birdboy.
Nicholas Wilson
Do Turians have an actual neckbowl as part of their anatomy, or is it just the armor/ fashion sense of their species?
Jackson Williams
This is about the only official source for defining their bodies.
Colton Clark
That is very anti aesthetic. Not to mention awkward.
Benjamin Wood
can you get me the original video of this meme please? I can't find it again
Oliver Cook
>visible slit
lewd
Matthew Hernandez
It's a seam on the pants, retard.
Matthew Lopez
>she wasn't a cutie lizard under the suit
aaaaand shit...
Nicholas Morales