Game has multiple love interests

>game makes fun of dumb weebs
>dumb weebs dont get it and love it

What if I'm just an ironic weeb?

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the creator is unironically a speed runner
it's a game made by an autist for autists

>that part where monika tries to call you by your real name
>"Do you go by Dell Desktop or something?"

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How's it making fun of weebs?

>Be farmer
>love myself
>put some gold lumber out in my farm
>salty fags keep crying about it every morning
lol.

>tfw found a real Yuri without the self harm though

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I know Monika directly makes fun of weebs who like yandere girls in the end sequence.

and that other vn is?

>game pretends to have multiple love interests
>asks for your input at times
>doesn't actually matter for anything, the romance is 100% predetermined

>Natsuki
I ain't denying any of that.

>"Do you go by ID-78THu1 or something?"

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>multiple love interests
>pick one and the rest suffer for it
>only way to prevent it is to suffer yourself

This is bullshit

Not gonna lie, Yuri's antics were a major turn on. Reminded me of my wife in many ways, right down to her tendency to self harm, and licking the blood off an injury I had. A few times she cut me on purpose just to get a taste.

>A few times she cut me on purpose just to get a taste.

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You would need to lose a heart and suffer many things to draw this depressing shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=oXcwYgoGR0E

I'm depressed and have unironically waifufagged hard, but I'm a Natsukichad. I want a girl like me but I'd prefer an aggressive fat tittied muscle girl a few inches taller than me over a tsun loli.

This is the one I’ve been thinking of for ages.

I love Monika!

cum inside Natsuki!

Well congrats faggot they're finally translating that one so your pretentiousness will be at an end

L-Lewd

>game lets you choose one love interest
>choices that lead you to them are vague as fuck
>eventually railroaded into them by just acting normal despite feeling nothing for them

there's no free will

I want to get raped by Yuri

>The canon 'best' ending is where Protag ends up with harem instead of being devoted to one character

Fuck this trash

Can't wait for it to be translated so people can realize it's just a longer DDLC with porn.

>Female characters are never allowed to interact with a male character that isn't the MC so the player doesn't feel threatened.

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/ddlc/ is garbage where any discussion is literally shunned aside

Is that Why i enjoy this

I'd be a Yurifriend if it wasn't for Monika.

I'm a depressed faggot but I want a small femlet girl that likes spiders as much as I do

monica needed to stop taking control of my pc
maybe i wouldn't have deleted her

>Game has a childhood friend who grew up with MC in same village
>Some random pretty girl visits and MC journeys out with her to save the world.

It was some SNES or PS1 JRPG.

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I'm pretty sure Natsuki doesn't actually care about spiders.

me on the right

me on the left cucking this user

why do you do this?

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>tfw Dragons Dogma selects Fournival as your love interest

>Game has two different love interests
>The one you pick in the beginning is kidnapped by the main villain
>You fail to find her and ultimately marry and start a family with the other one
>Later down the line you manage to save the girl you first picked
>Except she's been driven mad due to years of torture
>Beats the shit out of your daughter because she's resentful of the girl you married
>You however don't give a shit because you finally found her and when the girl ends up dying you completely ignore your actual family
>Actual wife ends up despising you for this while your daughter is confused and heartbroken over her parents hating each other for reasons she doesn't understand

>protagonist has a main official waifu he is devoted to but she wants you to achieve your full demon lord potential and insists on you having a side harem
And that is the objectively patrician choice

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i feel no remorse looking at this image because the dumb cunt kills herself either way.

>the game has an obvious "main girl" and she is as bland as it's humanly possible
>you can go after the vilainess instead and she is by far the best character in the game
>"main" girl becomes the new antagonist

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love and cherish your wife forever

It's literally a fucking movie. Why is this stupid girl getting an existential crisis over entertainment?

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>Natsuki:Childish due to abuse and rejects realities she doesn't want to deal with. Inoffensive but not optimal
>Yuri:Edgy and pretentious, acts like her "intellect" can make up for her social failings. Annoying but tolerable
>Monika:Literal psychopath who systematically killed her friends though psychological torture because she thought she was the only free thinker in a world of sheep, only to turn around after you rejected her and act like returning everyone to normal made up for everything.
>Sayori:Acts cute and bubbly as to not trouble her friends, scared to let people into her bubble of depression for fear of losing real interaction for a barrage of "you're strong" and "i'll support you". Should be cherished and genuinely loved as best you can

Natsuki is fucking spot-on.

SOURCE NIG

>tfw DDLC makes you realize you misspelled your own name when you set up your new computer

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>RPG with dating sim elements.
>If you play on Easy the girl you go after turns you down.

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This is sad

What a self-absorbed egoistical bitch

Koikishi Purely Kiss The Animation Episode 2

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>imagine not getting the good sayori ending

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.t Monika

>.t

is it bad to mod DDLC for better endings?
i didn't really care for monika that much until i did...

"DO you go by DOLPHINPORNHQ" or something"

Fuck I'm still crying from laughter.

>Modifying the authors story to add a brainless fanservice ending that demeans the point of the entire game

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it was better that way :^)

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>It hurts
>This really hurts

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There are not enough harem builder games. Why can't there be a game like fire emblem that appeals to my turn based tactics and JRPG autism that also allows me to build a harem of cute warrior girls?

>Read Frankenstein
>Dislike the ending
>Add a post it note to the back of the book that reads "But then the monster and Victor, who were both alive, suddenly realized they were both wrong, forgave each other, brought back Victors family from the dead, and all lived happily ever after.

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>Not ripping out the last few pages and bookbinding in your own.

I AM THE MASTER OF THIS REALITY

This artist gave me dejavu though.

if the post it note was actually as long as the second half of the book and replaced it completely with something better, then yeah pretty much

Grandia?

I hate games where characters fall in love with you just because you wanted to be friends with them.

>Characters loves you despite doing nothing,
I got a feeling they're not after my personality

>game forces you to have a love interest
>you don't even GET to pick one yourself

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Yes I think it was that.

>I can write better than Mary Shelley
>In my version, everything is resolved, all loose ends are wrapped up and everyone is happy and great
If you wanted to play some shitty waifu moege, there are literally thousands besides DDLC
Play those instead

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Truth

I want to love Monika back but I mesh better with Yuri. What do

Follow your mighty cock

clearly, the answer is a threesome

>CG not in first person
>shows the MC
I have never felt so cucked.

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brainlets who haven't played the mod think the monika route is NTR for some reason but its really not.

This cg caused an uproar among Monikafags in /ddlc/

Bruh I just like ponytails and class-prez type girls.

I don't think either are the sharing type.

It wouldn't be the same book and more akin to fanfiction for self-fallation, which it is. No wonder people see the ddlc fanbase insufferable.

just fuck the jealousy out of them, problem solved

the MC is just a shell you use to interact with their world. it is basically a non-character without the player

>played Monika After Story
Got bored and forgot about it.
Realizing, Monika is incels

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When is Libitina gonna wake up and lay waste to the dokis

Tempting but I'm a bit of a waifufag

Really interested in this.
How long is each route?

That childhood friend who has the super hots for you in majikoi.
Best girl potential had the worst, horrendous route.

they are autistic then, monika says that she can't tell the difference between the player and the MC anymore at some point in the mod. the player isn't getting cucked, and you take way more 'control' during that end sequence than you do any where else in the game.