FIX IT

>playing the Teek last night
>just minding my own business doing pretty well as Medic
>suddenly banned
>reason: muting not allowed
>I didn't even mute anyone

Neck yourself, chinese-cartoon loving pedo faggot admin

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party van tonight?

Where was the text in the bottom panel from?

Sniper mains cried about caber jumpers.

A reddit post from some tradefag after that update that let you pick up weapons iirc

go pyro and airblast them back you trog

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It does too much self damage, not enough damage to enemies and is useless after one hit, was better when it was a suicide weapon

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Wait to respawn and spam short circuit. The problem I have with sticky camp is that you cant react to it until after you die.
Someone suggested half a second of uber as you leave spawn, I prefer that you could see enemy stickies as you respawn like you see outlines of players.

it doesn't annihilate medics on contact anymore so it sucks, because class that can easily fly around the map at mach speed should have it

tl;dr ez modo market gardener

*shoots more stickies at the door and kills you*

Now what

how do u get the eye glow

If you're not a sniper, you're not getting MY uber

>laying 24-man game on rare map
>good game, ends, votes for it again, loads new game
>fucking 6 people left
What the fuck?

It stopped being a suicide bomber weapon

Bring back Caber, Ambassador, Tide Turner, slightly buff the Dragon's Fury, make the Gas Passer not total hopeless shit, revert swap speed on Market Gardener, nerf Wrangler, allow Heavy to equip shotgun in Primary if he wants to play fat banana scout, revert change on Eviction Notice, let Sticky Jumpers pick up intel again, tweak syringe guns to be in-line with Crossbow, slightly decrease spies decloak noise or something to make him not dicks, I dunno, and, lastly, remove sniper from the game and chemically castrate anyone that ever played him at a gold or platinum level, just to ensure their faggotry doesn't pass onto the next generation

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>he can't watch out for a flying black scott
lmao, you deserved it, you fucking blind medic/sniper

sniperniggers bitched about a fun weapon and got it nerfed

Snipers objectively ruin everything fun about this game. I can accept every other bullshit scenario in this game, but the instant some cuntlicking nigger decides to play the most lost risk high reward fag class to ever grace a class-based shooter, I openly seethe, go spy and do my best to make his life hell. And sometimes it works. Sometimes you can make them bitch and moan about the worst class in the game.

you forgot
>sniper makes spy completely irrelevant

NERF IT

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>still got blasted even though he had a vaccinator pocket him

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SCORCH
SHOT

so whens the fucking update man
can we at least get new maps so I dont get queued for dustbowl for the fourth time in a row

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>soldier tried to juggle me once (not with the DH though)
>whip out my trusty shotgun and murder him

How'd the soldiers health get melted so quickly?

I honestly believe that headshots should only do double damage instead of triple

>direct miss
no nerf needed

5

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welfare well spent

nigger

pimp cane

black panther dies

I believe turnabout is fair play. If the smug dickgobbling shitters complained about spy not being sniper and thus giving a range limit to amby, Sniper rifle should have inverse falloff, where the closer you are the less damage you do. Try to quickscope now, faggatron.

i wish it was a pan

Dummy Critt

Zooming in cuts damage by 50%, to 25 on bodyshots and 75 critical damage until it charges. It will then charge to 100%, our quickscope damage right now, and up to 300% for those 450 damage headshots.
The issue now is that quickscopes are too fucking good.

It is neither a good weapon nor is it a fun gimmick weapon because it was nerfed to hell despite being objectively terrible at any actual usage

UH OH, STINKY

She's a gunshot bride

Christchurch Critter

Gendry fucks Arya

i wish i was white

At least it's not sticky spam

remove random crits

dick kickem

Sniper is for faggots

nice trips duder

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stout shako for 2 ref

I'm not even really Scottish

quote me on this

rolling for this

I

Fuck.

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kamekaze machine

fuck you
5 again

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wasted

captain marvel>endgame

Quick, my match is gonna start. RED or BLU?

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brenton tarrant is my spirit animal

fuck anime btw

I REALLY

god im gay and love dicc

"I can't believe it's not butter."

Yea Forums fucked me over on the name.

add and pm for erp

I'M FIRED UP!

astolfo is my wife

I

roll for this

imagine being this gay

BRAP

imagine the smell

Rick and Morty Fan Club President

blu has a better class comp

rolln

Find me on my FurAffininty page!

I'm a cheater

pee pee poo poo pfft :3

bingo winrar

ding ding ding

nice

winrar

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Good shit user

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winrar

good thread start

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>be a sniper or medic
>get killed by a fucking meme player literally just suicide bombing
>complain here expecting sympathy
kill yourself

pills here

Why would you play tf2 with mentally ill people and expect anything less than this, you giant idiot.

those are some nice stickies you got there
would be a shame if something were to happen to em

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bait him by pretending to walk out the spawn door or just build a single vaccinator charge, then uber yourself with explosive resistance then walk out

>tfw playing on teek with voice completely disabled

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Did they go extinct?

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rip your dignity I guess

>this guy joins the enemy team
what do

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>hung-dong heater earning actual sidegrade status never

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Nah

only worth using if you have a skilled pyro on your team
so never

spam scorch shot the whole game

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unrelated to the guy with the aussie, just keeping up the theme, 6

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I

Goodnight sweet prince

REVERT AMBASSADOR

allah snackbar also nigger

FIX IT VALVEKEKS

sniperniggers

Pm for Erp

I fucking HATE Allah

based winrar

wow that was fast

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>tide turner
>caber
it's time to let go

never

>max kills: 42 kills
>longest life: 17 minutes
rest easy, knowing that his hours were wasted

>addcond 56
>addcond 57
>addcond 72
Prepare to shit fury over everyone

>collector's caber
god bless

>The problem I have with sticky camp is that you cant react to it until after you die.
don't let the demo flank you lol

What are your max kills?
Everyone post. 33let here.

>Play 16 tours of two cities
>No Australium drop, but plenty of Prof drops
>mfw

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i know people that have several thousand and still havent gotten a drop
and the ones that do get an SMG or something shitty

Or you just get tons of crates

>got an australium flamethrower on my 4th two cities tour
>stop playing mvm
They still haven't updated MvM since two cities right?

YOUR GRASS IS GRASS

AND IM THE ASSMAN

nope
I hope that after the Heavy Update we get a MvM update if we get the heavy update

You're correct. They haven't updated MvM with any new content since then. tfw only 4 tickets left now.

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I think it's funny when people complain about being auto-balanced.

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carrying both teams is always fun.

auto balanced at the beginning of a round isnt the same as being autoed in the last 30 seconds

it's shit regardless if you're a top player

When I'm top-scoring and get auto-balanced to the losing team during the last two seconds I like to laugh and joke about it. Like "damn! the enemy team is just too damn good!" and "Sorry I failed our team!"

>actually enjoying being a cuck

You have to ALL the eggs

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's if you had fun.

tf2's biggest flaw in pubs is that medic is the most important class to have while being an absolute chore to play. if there's a singular thing ow does better (and i recognize they're not super comparable) it's having healers with varied playstyles that don't feel like they're neutering the player.

Reminder that the heavy update isn't being worked on and TF2 is only getting minor bug fixes from now on.

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OwO Here comes the Knot

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That is the case, yes, but you can mitigate it a lot of the time just by playing well and suiciding for the enemy medic. I will not hesitate to rocketjump directly into a medic to break up a cancerous pocketing duo.

I've been trying to learn a bit of rocket jumping techniques and it's bothering me that the official maps plainly aren't built for this speed and momentum.

I've been playing a lot of titanfall lately and that game's maps usually feel fine like they're designed with this in mind even with advanced movement techniques for the most part, rocket jumping tech on say, dustbowl just feels bizarre.

>pees on the buttons
every time

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the maps you should be playing are 5cp or A&D

It's not even so much that these maps are bad for learning as it is a reminder that this wasn't how the game was meant to be played, and it really feels that way. It legit feels like I'm playing an entirely different game when I pull off some really strong movement.

I dunno, forget I said anything.

Alternatively, stickybomb jumping is way easier.

what the hell are you talking about, you can jump from the start to the end of like badwater and upward in 10 seconds.

play anything but dustbowl

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That's a good idea. Spies get ousted by highlights so it only makes sense to do it for stickies.

I didn't say it didn't work, I said it doesn't feel like it's intended in a really hard to ignore way. It's nuts. Like I said, I understand that this won't really bother everyone or even most people, forget about it.

if it weren't intended, Soldier wouldn't get a conditional reduction in self damage specifically for the purpose of rocket jumping

Fucking dumb bugmen

reflected rocket

How do you not understand low ceilings or skyboxes and how they force players into chokes as map design. did you just skip over quake entirely.

who /potato/ here?

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>be 19 tours
>seen 3 people with less than 6 tours get an aussie, two of them were FaNs
>be sad
>get a professional kit on the 19th tour worth as much as an aussie fan + a professional kit on it
>mfw

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I got mine. I've been mocking people in-game for not having it

>its another game where theres a demo/soldier with a kritz medic up his ass
>dom them both anyway as scout
>get called a hacker

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I never understood that guys post

I share my gold pan with my entire team

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he's a jew
duh

Why can't other classes have the same variety as demo?
>decide to go double main weapon
>decide to go sticky only with 200 health
>decide to go pipe only with 50% fire damage reduction and 30% explosive damage reduction and a charge
>have the option to include a melee with any of those loadouts that can give me potentially 235 HP and move almost as fast as a scout
>if none of the above can be a demoknight who moves around faster than scout and 1 shots every class but heavy

sniper doesn't belong in this game. If played correctly, literally nothing can contest his faggotry except another sniper.

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soldier mains are subhuman

It could be worse. A heavy with a vacc AND kritz medic

>over 100 tours, no professional drops or aussie drops
>spent over $1000 on keys, never gotten an unusual
I haven't spent money on this game in half a decade and it still hurts.

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demo is a pretty middle-of-the-road class so he's easy to give multiple roles to

also doesnt help that a lot of other variety picks for other classes got nerfed to hell

This is why most people only use their unusualifiers during halloween/unbox during it.

Even then when i unboxed i got either the lowest tier effect or the worst hat with a decent effect.

Meanwhile some random guy whos already rich unboxes multiple dark doorway all-class hats in a row because he bleeds cash.

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Play 5CP and PL. Process is soldier heaven. Badwater and Upward have some really nutty jumps too.

postal 3 takes place in china?

Almost all of my money spent on keys was back in 2010-2012
And the tours were done when it came out because I wanted to get ONE australium that I could say was "mine"
Oh well, I don't care anymore, I have my favorite hats and thats all that matters

Stay mad

>tfw pyrofag tears when I outheal their damage with the blutsager

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I feel stupid selling my aussie rifle i got cause its one of the best non-pan drops you can get

>play scout
>ugh we have a scunt main here...
>play soldier
>soldier mains baka
>play demo
>wow those pipes obvious demo main

>absolute chore to play
Not really.
t. has no main but will switch to Medic when needed

>beat an enemy Heavy 1v1 with Blutsauger
>he expresses confusion in the chat like that isn't ever supposed to happen

Granted, I'm sure the Heavy had under 150hp health, but Blutsauger shouldn't ever be underestimated.

>sees u for 0.0001 seconds
>dead instantly

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Huntsman may be bullshit but its the most balanced weapon sniper has.

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>not only does quickscoping exist, but they give him one of the best support items in the game in the form of Jarate, or a secondary that makes his bitchboy faggot cunt class even less risky in the form of Razorback
>if you use jarate you can instantly delete half the cast with bushwaka. A melee weapon.
>On the sniping class.
>even if you don't use it you can just quickscope for 150 instant even when they're close enough to huff your farts
>on the sniping class
Balance.

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>implying scout has a bat that long

Quickscoping is bullshit. That's his biggest issue. You don't even need to charge to get half the classes in the game.
This is what should be done.

I want Valve to give a small buff to the Shortstop. Allow the player to do the right-click Shove attack while reloading (interrupting the reload). As it stands, you can only really make the absolute most out of the Shortstop if you disable auto-reload since the reload will hamper your ability to use it between shots.

Funny how both TF2 and OW have a major issue with snipers carrying matches. Except Widow doesnt even have the toolset of Sniper.

Based.

Just remove the shove and give it faster fucking reload.
Hell, give the shove to the fish. Now it's not practically a reskin.

Bless you

>snipers carrying TF2

that is never the case, outside of aimbotters

>fish and chips
>right click throws chips at enemy, causes slow movement and their playermodel increases to the size of heavy

You clearly haven't seen competitive. Things like Viaduct and Upward are fucking miserable against a good sniper behind a competent team.

You should see Paladins... one of the snipers teleports, and the other turns invisible.

Coincidentally Upward is one of my least favorite fucking maps and feels one sided as fuck

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also
>175hp demoknight that can cannon jump

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kill streaker i guess

>electronics + pee = broken elevator
I thought the Chinese were good at math?

postal 3 was already released, people already for got its exsistance

i hope you all have at least one piece of waifu love in your inventory
it will actually help you grow stronger

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>swear I'll stop once I get my first aussie
>get one on 10th tour
>fucking blutsauger
I don't want to keep going, absolutely everyone playing 2cities with 10+ tour is the worst kind of faggot cancer in this community, but the gun is so shit.

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>side effect: all chat becomes norfspeak

Sell it for keys

No, this one is mine, it may be the lowest australium weapon but I had to suffer through 500+ tour furry erp'ing snipers to get it.

Hey guys, what do you think of my cool cosmetic?

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Already got an aussie myself but might be heading down the same path for an unusual, I just want one I'll be able to call my own, have a friend that unboxed one on his first 5 crates and he has it stashed away in his alt because "it's ugly"

Scratch that just checked his alt's inventory and the hat is no longer there, bastard might have traded it.

My retarded ass wants all aussies and festives. I like festives because the lights and they're limited, but I don't want to look like a rich snob who is decent. Should I care or is it my autism cucking me again?

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it does fucking 124 damage, damages yourself and the explosion is totally random because of hit reg