How come Yea Forums says melee players are fat ugly and stinky but they have some of the most handsome and well groomed...

how come Yea Forums says melee players are fat ugly and stinky but they have some of the most handsome and well groomed players of any esport?

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>exception is the rule.
Sorry stinky, that's now how it works.

how many before its no longer an exception? i could reach image limit posting attractive melee players. couldnt do that for any other game

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You need to post about 700 attractive players. Get started.

>trying to ruse me
Yea Forums will only allow 150

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I'm not trying to ruse you at all. You asked how much before it's no longer an exception, and I answered with the correct nunber. This figure was not pulled out put nowhere: 1435 and 1351 in the 2017 and 2018 Evo tournaments. This means 700 would be a satisfactory figure even though I should be asking for 718 for a majority.
You will have to make a number of threads to satisfy this number. If you cannot, I recommend you work on a document and host it with pictures and player data.
Anything else?

Absolutely based.

Well OP, you got your work cut out for you.

i'll keep posting because i legitimately have hundreds of pics, but this is based on a "rule" which you havent proven by your own metrics. if im gonna post 700 hotties u need to post 700 uglies

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Quit moving the goalposts. Hurry up and post the 700 hundred Smash players you have saved for some reason.

The onus is on you to prove your claim, not on me to disprove it. My claim is the accepted one.

You have insufficient evidence to claim most players are ugly. You can't realistically claim ~1400 players are mostly ugly without seeing them. On the other hand, you can make a very good argument for the top 100 Melee players being mostly attractive.

The burden of truth is on you.

success breeds jealousy

the goalposts were never set in the first place, hence why i asked the OP question
>appeal to popularity
the original claim which i started the thread to dispute is that melee players are gross. you need to prove that first. you're 7 points behind me right now

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I didn't make any claim. OP made this thread with the claim that they were 'X'. I am asking him to substantiate this claim with evidence. Part of his claim was that they were "the most handsome", but I'm seeind evidence of very regular looking manlets and people that aren't handsome at all (like ).

>I didn't make any claim.
>"Sorry stinky"
Yes, you did.

>how come Yea Forums says melee players are fat ugly and stinky
that is the original claim, which you agree is common sentiment, mine is the counter

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You haven't posted anyone that would considered handsome though. You need some muscle tone to be handsome. My tally is 0-0. Some are actually unattractive, like this post, this post , this post , and half of this post (Lanklet with the Jew fro).
By my count, we are 0-3-4, where 3 is "normal looking, and the 4 is "objectively not handsome."

you're absolutely mad lmao

That claim was not related to the actual argument.
Since yours is the counter, you must prove it. Status Quo stands unless disproven.
Also, this guy looks like a tranny. I think that brings it up to 0-3-5 in my favor.

someone post the facebook screencap of ugly bastards saying how the chink dude from the Olympics has a tiny dick.

>That claim was not related to the actual argument.
You're retarded. The claim of stinky, ugly, and fat vs the claim of handsome and well groomed.

Are you trying to prove a point with your homoerotic observations, just shitposting, or just really want to talk about Smash Shitters for the 700000000th time? Which is it, faggot?

I called you stinky, are you retarded? You're trying to disprove the claim, not me. I'm giving you terms, that's it.

Your standards are genuinely unreasonable, and you know it. I don't even know why you're still here.

Absolutely btfo stinky smash ugly niggers. please boys, I'm begging ya: take a shower.

absolute samefag fuming

Why would anyone have saved pics of melee players?

Because you made a very, very stupid claim and I knew exactly how to nip it in the bud.
>Stinky accuses everyone of samefag.
Based retard.

>started playing fighting games in 2016 with SFV
>decide to go to my first local event
>the SF / Tekken area is all a bunch of chill black dudes in their 40's
>ask what's going on upstairs
>it's the Smash room
>go up
>smell immediately hits me
>almost no banter
>near total silence
>95% pasty white dudes with an occasional fat black dude
>ask if I can play some with a dude (I play Smash at my house with my family but don't view it to be a fighting game)
>I end up beating him, but right as he's flying off the map, he quits out and walks away angry
>feel the disdain
>go back downstairs with my people
That's just my personal experience.

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beauty is in the eye of the beholder i guess

delusional. everyone itt is good looking. u dont need muscle to be handsome, handsome = face not body
the claim has to be proven first

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SEETHING

whats the point of making these stories up

Wrong. Handsome is face and body. I don't accept your low standards.
Also, I don't have to prove shit. That's not how claims work when you're making them against the accepted belief. This thread opened making a claim against the accepted belief and thus must prove it.

Yea Forums says smash players are stinky.
Not just melee, smash players. Melee has some dignity due to all the old crew being fucking old and therefore not dumbass teenagers who can get away with no personal hygine because they don't have a real job.
Take a look at the sm4sh or sm5sh crew. They're neckbeards to a man and smell like death if you ever made the mistake of going to a local smash event.

Cope, stinky

I'm not making it up. I also went to a little tourney at my college and it was the exact same story.
I think Smash attracts more immature people due to the Nintendo characters being more friendly to broader audiences. I'm not shitting on the game - just its fanbase. I personally like Smash, but the few times I've encountered Smash players in the wild have all been pretty cringe.

When will Jigglypuff get banned?
Ruins every match she's in.

not true, the stinky day shit was started by a sm4sh tourney, but the meme is clearly being directed towards melee specifically.

>c-c-c-c-cope

ASSBLASTED

>appeal to popularity again
you have to post 10 uglies to continue now

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you are literally making shit up.

It can't be not true when I shit on sm4sh players for being stank incarnate whenever the opportunity arises. Course that doesn't happen much anymore because the game is dead, but the point remains the same.
Just because meleefags are the only group that actually reacts to this shitposting doesn't mean it isn't still targetting everyone else.

Cope.
Where are the Handsome 700, stinky?
At the end of the day, the stink will still stand and the foul odious reputation of you ugly stink niggers will stand. You will need to live with the stigma.

some of them just carry crabs around with them

I'm serious, and I'm sure most people who have gone to Smash events would agree that Smash players are generally socially awkward and have poor hygiene. It's nothing against the game - I like Smash - but its fanbase is just weird. Go to a local tournament and see for yourself - the only reason you'd disagree is if you were a Smash player yourself.

150% gay

>tekken/sf local in same venue as melee local
>beating a melee player without ever playing the game outside of parties
>not making it up

doubt it, i'm gay but i'm not attracted to literally any of the people in this thread
leffen's kinda cute i guess but he'd have to bottom

It was an annual FGC event at a local restaurant. There was an admittance fee. Some ArcSys games were also there.

Confiding in a belief that's understood and known to be true isn't an appeal, because I'm not appealing. You need to understand what an appeal is first. And you keep posting uglies. 0-3-7.

Gayest thread on Yea Forums ATM.

>ever playing the game outside of parties
I played thousands of hours of Smash throughout my lifetime. I've been playing since I was a kid, but never competitively.
Most Smash players get so lost in the "tech" that they forget to use shit that actually works, like smash attacks. They're so preoccupied with short hopping and doing the same aerial move over and over that they just eat normal Smash play to the face.

leffen is 6'2 unless ur a gigachad hes not gonna be ur bottom

Cope. Different guy here. I had a similar experience but at a convention. Try looking at yourself and thinking for a bit.

There you have it. A literal faggot has just substantiated my claim that these men aren't attractive. Anyone that disagrees is outing themselves as a faggot hungry for skinnyfat cock.

>letting height dictate who's top/bottom

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1/10 made me reply

>the earth is the center of the solar system because its understood and known to be true

Darkrain the Captain Falcon player is probably the best example of an absolute chad.

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Plays a hype character too.

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CSGO has the objectively best looking pros. Leffen looks like a high schooler with acne

And that was disproven hut that doesn't mean we take a poor claim as fact. You got 699 to go to make a similar turnover. This guy is pretty good looking, so that's 1.

Alternatively, I'd ask any of the tr4shbabies to post 10 attractive tr4sh/smush players. Most are either absolute units or look like autism incarnate

Stinky day was for brawl, but all "pro" fighting game tournies smell awful or like you're in an axe factory.

>CSGO
There's like 5 good looking players I can think of. Freakazoid, Seangares, Dev1ce, Draken, and idk maybe some others I'm forgetting. No Pascha isnt good looking, he has a good body but hes ugly. The average CSGO player is gross as fuck

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>tfw the girl in the office down the hall from me is a thin, big tiddied greninja main
>tfw ass man

these guys are 7.5 to 9 out of 10
who's this guy in thread saying they're unattractive lol? go be straight somewhere else lmfao

Why are these dudes' heads so fucking big?

holy shit it's hall n oates

High IQ