"bro, use your mic!"

Gracie, doctore.

this is me except I have a deep nigger voice

>be me
>play Battlefield Hardline as a chopper pilot
>fly good and help gunners rain hell that I get a clan invitation
>join discord clan
>"hey user to you got a mic?"
>"sure give me a sec"
>turn on mic but never say anything

Why am I like this???

CUTE GIRLS!
CUTE GIRLS!

Gracias Doctor

>pretending to be girl in online game
>why do you never use your mic user(ette)?

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Mods mods

>say something in mic
>"haha dude no way your real voice is that deep, turn off your voice changer lmao"

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>Pretending to be a girl with a group of friends for 4 years already.
>Never did voice or give anything as evidence.
>Just really good at typing/acting like a girl.

I've never done it to catfish or get money or free stuff from people, its just another level of escapism.

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Stop projecting

Fuck you tranny niggers, go fucking hang

Faggot

My mic is broken so people think i sound like a girl

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Who /manlet with deep voice/ here?

>get more anxious from text chat than voice chat
>not even ESL
based alcohol does it again

Kiitos Mestari

danke doktor

They know. I have friends like this, and I know. I play along anyway because it's harmless.

"Stop using a voice changer you make your voice deeper bro, it sounds fake as fuck" "lmao this nigga set his voice filter so low he sounds like darth vader haha"

Having a deep voice isn't always a blessing. Get too deep and it becomes creepy and unappealing as fuck, as well as everyone thinking it'sa shitty filter online. I've actually consider using voice filters to raise the pitch of my voice to normal levels so it sounds more "real" online.

danke doctor

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salamat doctor

People are always surprised at my deep voice too, everyone must expect the obsessed anime fan to sound like an effeminate faggot.

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>be secret sissy faggot
>want to be a girl but too tall to ever pass
>secretly teach myself to do a convincing girl voice
>join guild in WoW
>female name, tell everyone I'm a girl
>girl voice is convincing enough that everyone thinks of me as the guild's heal slut
>constant whispers from guys who have "crushes" on me
>loving the attention like the asshole I am
>people start fighting over me, lashing out at each other when someone thinks someone else was "rude" to me
>start pretending to be upset for random reasons and letting the constant "u okay hon?" and "I'm here if you want to talk" DMs wash over me

Within three months of joining I'm an officer and the best geared member of the guild.

I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. This is actually better than drugs. I'm not even kidding. I'm going to buy some striped knee high socks.

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I've actually had a friend like this. Chatted with "her" for like two years but discovered the person who I talked to was a guy. I tried to get "her" on voice/video chat but "she" was extremely shy. We managed to do our first video chat and that's when I discovered it was a guy. Kept my cool though. He was dressed up in a maid outfit and covered the lower part of his face with his hands. He genuinely looked like he was happy and kept smiling and laughing. Now that I look back at it, I'm thinking it kinda looked cute. He looked really feminine. But at the time I was so disappointed because he wasn't a girl. Anyways we chatted through video chat, and yea I kept my cool throughout the whole thing. I still played games with him afterwards, and didnt mind if he still wanted to pretend like a girl. I'd just play along with "her." I kinda regret not going into a deeper relationship with him now. Back then I was disgusted, but now I wouldn't actually mind dating a cute "trap" who shared the same interests as me. I'm mostly straight but I'm flexible with who I date/sex, as long as they're feminine. Lost his contact and I just cant reach him anymore.

Sorry for the blog.

Yeah

I don't think they know, because a few have tried to hit on me but I just try to joke and try to not cross our boundaries. I won't lie that I've felt attracted to some but I know how it would end so I just try not to.
Ironically it all started because I was trying to make a point about how girls do play video games, didn't mean for it to turn this long.

You do have a deep voice, right Yea Forums?

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vocaroo

I've been told I do.

>recovering alcoholic and drug addict
>this is actually better than drugs
r/quityourbullshit

No

no and i get confused for a girl a lot

Oh man that really sucks. It's nice of you that you didn't attack them or got really mad, I'm sure it took a lot of courage out of them. Sucks that you lost contact with them, but at least you've learned and are more open about if another similar situation happens.

One of my biggest fears is my friends finding out, I feel so bad about lying about this for so long, but at this point you can't stop.

only when i talk at lower volumes

domo arigato mr doctor

>pretend to be a girl years ago on a minecraft server
>build up friendships for months and months
>make numerous fake accounts claiming to be my irl friends to "show" that I was a girl
>eventually get admin
>end up completely destroying the server after I got bored, forever ruining the community
honestly don't know why I did that

It's not so much that the momentary enjoyment is as good as drugs and alcohol.

It's more that this doesn't have any of the harsh physical side effects. My sissy fetish has me eating a good diet to feminize my body when before I was overweight. I'm exercising regularly to shape my ass and flatten my tummy. Everyone says that I look and act way better than I had been before.

And the feeling I get of having all of these boys wrapped around my finger as they validate my faggotry is intense and wonderful.

Stop drugs and drinking. Become a sissy. There's more boys who want a super feminine boyfriend than you can imagine.