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Sonic racing will be better than Crash
No one gives a shit about crash, hes a literal who.
Mario Kart is 10000x better and it features the most recognizable characters not only in the gaming world but in the whole world.
Fucking cringe stop shilling this shit game
>30fps
CBT
t. salty nintentoddler
If mario didn't have that MASSIVE headstart, he'd be nowhere now. It's not quality that powers him, but nostalgia and traction.
CRT wasn't even better than MK64, and that was easily the worst MK
Watch the team gimmick ruin STR, you will be coming back to these threads
cringe
CTR has better mechanics and controls much better than MK. MK also straight up ripped off CNK.
>fps mattering in a kart racer
not him but what would there even be to be salty over? it's a multiplat
>depth perception
only sad thing is that Beenox uses (((unjew))) from epic fail instead the extremely powerful, albeit new, Lumberyard.
he's a sonic fan, using anything more complex than an ad hominem falls on deaf ears.
he's a nintenbaby, don't get inside his crib or he'll squeel. They also love to omit the part that the 30fps version is due the switch's hardware that my old PS3 can even beat.
>They also love to omit the part that the 30fps version is due the switch's hardware that my old PS3 can even beat.
[citation needed]
wait, Oxide is a hightech ayy lmao, why does he use a soviet era headset?
4k and switch. I hope i don't have to explain this to you in detail. you'll need to go 1k and 30FPS or the thing will crap itself.
>kusoge 64
>2D sprite cheese
its impossible to play today aged like milk
still not seeing any evidence for your claim that the only reason it's 30fps is due to the switch
Definately not the ''only'' one, I blame the base form of the xbone too. I'm waiting for the PC port so I got no stake in defending the 30fps, I just love shitting on subpar hardware and companies.
Mario characters are so uninspired. I never got the appeal of a fattass in red overalls that just yells racial stereotypes. He's not cute, he's not funny. He'll he has no personality at all. What do people like about him other than nostalgia?
it's the fault of developer incompetence, pure and simple. There is no reason for it to be 30fps on xbone and ps4 at all. Even the switch version arguably could be achieved at 60 given that mk8 runs at 1080p60 even in co-op.
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I have attached my tiering, I don't got the link to the list. sorry!
Look at the gameplay of Nitro though, it's full with 4k detail. Sure, I agree that the best step is to tone it down for the Switch, but that doesn't sell - flashiness does. Switch users are casual players that don't even know what ''FPS'' means. Remember Beenox has to answer to Activision and they want to market and sell. PC and ''pro console'' people care about this stuff. It's all speculation, I'm not a psion.
Thank you! I fixed the colors though, red should mean bad.
>Switch users are casual players that don't even know what ''FPS'' means
pretty sure they do bruh, that's why bing bing wahoo is always 60fps
>It's all speculation, I'm not a psion.
and yet earlier you made the bold claim that the reason it's 30 is solely because of the switch version?
>Buying Crash Team Racing
BASED Crashfag
Yikes
>literally created as a Mario Kart ripoff
I got told it's for the lowest end consoles on the market and that makes perfect technological sense. What about 30fps flashiness selling better than 60fps ''meh''? I mean, activision clearly doesn't want to compromise on fidelity here, else it would be 60fps meh for the low end.
>posting laughing stock unironically
>Infinite took his edge throne
>fails at irony too
what kind of shitposting is this?
>I got told
by fucking who? what's your source on this?
cite your source nigger.
don't mean bad here
Is anyone else here a MKfag waiting to convert?
>Fantastic music by Crush 40, Tee Lopes, and Hyper Potions
>Amazing Roster with everyone's favorite characters playable
>Awesome fanservice
>Fun and unique innovative team based gameplay
>60fps
How can CTR cucks even compete?
>when the only good thing about your game is marketing
SEGA is a meme
post yfw it sells
ironic considering this thread literally opened with a reference to the famous marketing campaign CTR had
>Amazing Roster
who the fuck asked for big and zavok
well, that came from old cars having colored lines at the speedometer. red meant bad as ''engine danger/too fast'' this is just a renmant of that.
>Sonic
>SONIC
>means mach 1 atleast
>USES A CAR
ow... wooow.
c-cute
Somebody swap crash with Nitro and change the abbreviation to NTR
BEENOX PLEASE
The trilogy remake alone sold 10 million copies I doubt the remake for the beloved kart racer is gonna make less than 200,000
what is the ''team'' aluding to anyway? game is as egomania and competitive as could be.
Have a concept Nitros Oxide
Sonic fans asked for Big because of memes
>you lived long enough to see the raped corpse of crash reborn anew
Hopefully they follow up with a brand new game after CTR:NF
I assume it was Team Earth/Wumpa Islands vs Team Oxide but now that you can play as several aliens I dont know anymore
>starting off with bait
it's almost like you want this thread to go to shit.
Oh no we have to wait 6 more weeks until mk9 is announced
>tick-tock at 30fps
but if it comes to PC I'll be down
Reminder Oxide was meant to be played and she would hand trophies to him, and that this trophy girl, known as ''number two'' (no. don't. too easy) who only hands trophies to EVIL characters. That, her color scheme and that makes me believe she is a pro-gasmoxian with the hots for Oxide.
hope did mk rip off ctr in your mind?
Isn’t this game 30fps?
poor sony kids had to pretend ctr was good because they couldn't play mario kart 64.
Sonic racing is terrible.
Kart Racer is not a large enough genre for me to pick a franchise, if you don't play them all you're a pleb
Answer the question. Noone seems to be able to. Every time I ask I get some seething fanboy
I was an idort, rich dad and all. I can say with confidence the N64 was a piece of junk that I hold zero nostalgia for.
Tick-tock
You see, this is what I mean. You start a thread with bait and you're gonna have the thread flooded with fans of the other thing shitposting back. Yesterday's thread was just talking about the game and there was little to none of this at all.
>TSR: 15 characters
>CTRNF: At least 17 characters
I think we all know who the real winner is.
>Sewer Speedway is the most popular track
Expected
>Dragon Mines is the least popular CTR track
Didn't expect that though. I figured people disliked Coco Park a lot more.
combined good characters: 3
Nintendo gonna release a Mario Kart on Switch in 2020 or 2021 and both CTR and STR will get BTFO.
Did you know dragon mines was meant for Koala Kong? Why they retooled it for Joe beats me. As why it's bad? it has all the difficulties of cortex castle with none the reward, feels very claustrophobic and is ugly as sin. or that's why I hate it.
Mario Kart hasn't been good in over a decade.
what stats should Spyro have? I'm saying Speedster, yes, really. when he speeds (charge) he turns like a boat but goes fwoom. it'll fit his style perfectly.
TSR has quality. CTR is a quantity of shitty characters nobody likes.
nobody cares about Big outside of memes
he's an otherwise undesirable character and got old around 2017
what is CR? it looks horrendous with it's whole 4 characters. what is CBNK3D and CBNK2?
This.
>TSR has quality.
>we pretend MK8/MK8D aren't good
here's a (you)
>tfw anything ever on this board always has to be faggot console-warring
Listen up pal, I love Mario Kart, DKCR, I’m sure I’ll really enjoy Crash Team Racing and there’s nothing you can do about it
unironically based. why can't more people be like you
>pretend
Come on now
add N.Tropy. Fake Crash to NF. they were spotted in footage, fake crash even has a TRAILER.
I don't mind sonic, heck, you fags can come over to Sony if you want. Heroes is loved to death afterall! Mario? eh, let's just say he has outstayed his welcome.
every Mario Kart is good
CBK3D and CBNK2 stands for Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart 3D and 3D 2 which were iOS games, I'm not sure what CR really is though.
Why is Crash and Sonic fighting when one game is team based and the other is not, meaning they shouldn't be competing that much.
>what is CR?
Crash Racing, a mobile game from 2005 that's basically a crappy port of Tag Team Racing.
>what is CBNK3D and CBNK2?
Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart 3D and 2, also mobile games that were somewhat more original.
It grabbed the hangtime turbo system from Crash Team Racing and then ripped anti-gravity sections from Crash Nitro Kart.
Tick tock in what way? CTR is definitely the better game mechanically, with a higher skill ceiling, but that's never mattered before.
It won't come anywhere close to the sales of Mario kart, despite being on 3 platforms because it just doesn't have the brand recognition. It likely won't sell anywhere close to what the n sane trilogy did because people already got their ps1 nostalgia cravings sated and it isn't as good a value.
It won't replace mario kart as the go-to party game because the superior mechanics work to its detriment. The main appeal of mario kart is that it's a shallow game for babies that anyone can win if they get lucky enough. No one wants to get stomped by the one autist speedrunner in their friend group 30 times in a row while they're just trying to relax and drink. That's if people are even willing to give it a try over mario kart, which most people won't.
I think the main appeal of this game to me is the online multiplayer. Actually being able to play this game against other players who are good at it will be an absolute blast, unlike mario kart which is a snooze fest online. Replaying the adventure mode will also be pretty fun since it's probably the best singleplayer in any kart racer(not that that's saying much).
That's the terror of knowing what this world is about, watching some good friends screaming LET ME OUT
Delete this
He's MY main
>30 fps
fuck, this might be a deal breaker
>hangtime turbo system
Do you mean how more air time gives you more boost? That's not in Mario Kart at all.
>shoots himself in the foot with locked 30 fps
>still the best kart racer of the decade
how he do it bros?
Would Sonic's friends get along with Crash?
I already have Fake Crash, Penta's the one that's missing.
Didn't know about Tropy, though. I'll be sure to fix that.
>Poorfags fighting over which game is going to be the best and not getting both.
MK8 has landing boosts
you had me at ''mobile ''games'' ''
I doubt I want nightmares today, but thanks.
Crash CLOCK BLOCKED you!
Don't see why not, they're all animals at the end of the day.
>teams
You don't initiate those with a drift, and your air time doesn't' make a difference. It's 2 completely different mechanics.
Carlos you little cunt, I'm NOT going to shoot you with this.
In fact, I'm going to manipulate you. You are going to hang yourself for me.
Is this what you used that battery for? You know they're POWER Crystals. Don't send poor Crash out
they get along with Big the fucking Cat so you tell me
Infinite makes Cortex and Oxide looks like saints, the edge is unreal.
Where were you when USF and air drifting were confirmed to be in Nitro Fueled?
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It's fucking over. This will be the best kart racer ever made
When sonic is used for shitposting it just feels so sad.
Is it sad that I almost thought Coco looked like Shantae for a second? It was a combination of the alt skin and camera recording. Also, is it just me or are reserves not quite there yet? I swear they run out too quickly even with better players compared to PS1 where I can keep them damn near permanent even if I'm not perfect.
>run out quicker
that's good, it closes the skill gap a little and makes noobs a bit more threatening to people like us. I want PVP difficulty but people should be able to recover from mistakes. Game journo tier peopel can fuck right off however.
It seems like boosts die faster if you don't get full sacred fire. Each demo seems to be a different build though.
I noticed they were an older build too, cause the more recent PAX build also had other improvements like wumpa counting up faster like the original. Just wonder why they didn't use the PAX build for the gamestop demos? youtu.be
do us Yurops have an option to play? I could rally my mom to Phone record stuff you want? Maybe give Oxide a whirl for you?
I don't know unfortunately.
is getting my mom to record (I have a powerful cam on my Phone, that isn't it) embarassing AF though? or is that normal for Yea Forums? I'm 25.
Not sure if people would care as long as you're getting good footage of the game.
>when you're so good at boosting you can almost keep up with a fucking missile
Leave this place. Fuck your footage. Shouldn't you be suckling a teet right now?
yeah I'm going to pretend to be a journalist then. how do game journos dress? would me playing properly blow my cover?
And surpassed it in every way
>Shouldn't you be suckling a teet right now?
Shouldn't we all
I plan on buying TSR next month, and CTR the month after that and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm going to play MK8D until then as well. Try liking multiple things and not warring over what's the better game.
yeah old reserves allowed you to overtake bombs. Which are a tiny bit faster than a missile. also why the fuck does that missile spin?! MISSILES DO NOT DO THAT. THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE FINS.
You could also not buy TSR, sell MK8, and buy 3 copies of CTR. Just sayin
>boosts can pretty much be maintained an entire race
>online will be dominated by hardcore CTR fans who will demolish new players and rule the leaderboards
>new fans won't be interested in playing a game they will probably never come close to winning
>people initially interested in the game go to more balanced titles like Mario.
Teat*
that guy is just jelly he grew up in a toxic Household, and that mommy user triggered him.
>more balanced titles like Mario
>more balanced
They can at least block weapons in CTR.
>people in first place coasting on infinite boosts are now harder to take down
That's the thing, reserves and sacred fire aren't even that hard to grasp, it basically amounts to just wait till the turbo meter is at the top to use it for each powerslide to build reserves and drift over turbo pads to trigger sacred fire. And USF got buffed so that other forms of boost don't cancel it out anymore so that will be easier to master too. And this is coming from someone who hadn't played CTR till a number of years ago cause I had just never gotten the chance to.
>be in 1st place in Mario Kart for most of the race because you know the course and optimal paths and shortcuts
>get fucked by blue and red shells and all you get from item rng in 1st is bananas
Balanced.
WARP ORBS! CLOCKS! (clocks are ultra rare, still!) a clock is so sudden it can't be stopped unless you got a blue shield up, and nobody casually drives with these on. Yeah, mask works too, but they're only up very briefly. probabilities.
Pretty much.
I want to brush Nina's teeth
Except that punishes skill.
Thats surprisingly cute
Based and redpilled.
>Amazing Roster
>Big
>Zavok
>4 Chao in a cart
>Sticking Vector on a team without Espio and Charmy
All the Sonic characters worth playing were in SASRT, and instead of the literally who bottom of the barrels you got some cool characters from other franchises like Vyse and NiGHTS
Why are Cortex and Tiny really fast? They always seem to ride on my ass or get in front of me when I'm racing against them.
You're right they aren't exactly the same, but Crash still did it better
>Mario Kart Wii and onward
>Drive off ramps and bumps and press another button to do a trick for a speed boost. There's no incentive to do anything other than go off of pre-determined ramps and bumps, just press your button with literally any timing that you want before you hit the ground
>CTR on its first attempt
>Manually hop off of any bump or ramp you want and get a boost proportional to how long you stayed in the air. Actively rewards you for timing your jumps for maximum hangtime.
with Polar it's even a meme. AI paths are predermined and statless. as for Tiny? he slammed his kart into submission to go faster.
Just your usual AI rubberbanding.
Crash doesn't seem like the type to smoke.
The character you pick changes where each character is placed on the starting line.
Based on where they are on the starting line, they can get a really good 'path' where they drive fast as shit.
I mean, I'm looking forward to using Big again. He got cut from Transformed despite being in the first All Stars Racing, which I feel had a better roster overall, even when it comes to SEGA characters.
>Billy Hatcher has a stage but got cut from the second game
I'll never understand this
>Amazing Roster with everyone's favorite characters playable
>Awesome fanservice
>Fun and unique innovative team based gameplay
Why does this feel so damn sarcastic
I actually wish they did in CTR. They really can't keep up.
It probably is, but there is a lot of good ass fanservice so far, like renixes of Sand Hill and Sandopolis and some neat in stage cameos. And being honest, the team gameplay does sound like fun if you bring the game to a party.
made it better for you, my dude.
*remixes
Fuck.
What would happen if he did escape the jacket?
thanks. The gif makers I use suck
Have an easier time clawing people
I forget, can the Power Shield protect you from the Warp Orb/Clock? I know that you could dodge the Warp Orb by hopping into a short-cut when it passes by in the original.
We don't talk about that
Arms probably wouldn't be able to wake up for days on account how long they've been kept under there.
It's in his name.
Yep. The shield can block anything.
>drive a kangaroo insane
>put it in a straightjacket
>don't do anything about its feet and tail
honestly ripper roo would be a complete motherfucker if he actually attacked regardless of straightjacket
Warp Orbs use shortcuts if they detect you're on one.
>with literally any timing that you want before you hit the ground
There are actually specific timings for low tricks and delayed tricks which are faster than just spamming the button in the wii one.
I think both mechanics are good in their own way.
Negative, wait on sewer speedway or tiger temple, in the shortcut, the orb will literally WAIT FOR YOU. It's a hilarious thing to behold.
>mario kart lets you play as marvel characters
I like that, keeps it simple and further rewards skillful play instead of punishing it. Keep your Wumpa Fruit max, constantly boost and roll for a Blue Shield, and you are set, if you are far ahead, then great. But if not, it forces the guy in second to be more aggressive with his items instead of like in Mario Kart where the guy in second usually just sort of bides his time until the first place racer is inevitably fucked over by RNG.
Modding
All he does is jump on people and uses explosives.
Talking about Nitro Fueled, specifically.
I want to walk up to him and make retard noises like ''DUHHHHH DUUUUUUHHH DUURRRRR'' to see his reaction. what would happen?
Did you forget Mario Kart also has a game this year?
You know come to think of it she probably couldn't do it herself. Those claws look like they could hardly hold a toothbrush.
warp orbs are bugged as all hell currently.
Exclusive on switch, while NF will be on... all of them. that's a massive disadvantage the nintenbabies are facing.
they didn't have time to add him in
he'll probably laugh or something
No Daniel Fortesque no buy.
It's on mobile actually
>30fps
nah I’m good
You ever see those YouTube videos of kangaroos jacking off? Ripper Roo is blue because he has blue balls (literally, from not being able to rub one off. It wasn't the evolvo-ray or the Cortex vortex that drove him mad, but the inability to get himself off.
I imagine most animals that go through the evolvo-ray still keep a semblance of their animal instincts and animal behaviours despite gaining sentience and gaining human like qualities. The moment Ripper Roo evolved he still had the unshakable urge to jerk off. So much so that he had to be placed in a straight jacket. If you removed it, the CTR cast would get a literal frosting.
Literally nobody cares about that one.
The professor side of him would be angry that you're making a mockery of him
It's just a mobile game though, which is a damn shame because with a name like Mario Kart Tour I was expecting a full on new big game that actually changes up the Mario Kart formula. Oh well
If that was the case, they should have at least made him DLC. Ryo got back in
Hmm....
why is his tongue full of zits? does he carry some gnarly germs or something? This is why I prefer Crash over Mario; it's child friendly but not afraid of dark undertones. I hope Roo is actually happy, even though his lifespan is diminished with being so manic all the time.
Cortex is also canonically a terrorist in the character bible for the original games. He bombed several locations.
Then there's Twinsanity... which just doesn't hold punches whatsoever. Cortex has his own stripclub full of what I assume are more mutated female animals.
Those are probably over exaggerated taste buds. I like the fact that most of the mutants are slowly evolving to be more human over time like in COTT.
question is his business model, on the slopes of a remote ice-land? really?
>Amazing roster
>Cream got booted for a handful of Chao
>Vector on a team with Silver and Blaze instead of Espio and Charmy for no reason
>meanwhile CTRNF confirmed that all returning racers are here plus a bunch more
he should use these feet claws more often, he'd bput the Casowary to shame. Are taste buds actually visible then?
Cortex probably funds his schemes with furry burlesque clubs. He's a fucking genius.
>That Team Sonic Racing thread, where Sonic autists actually had the audacity to shit on CTRs tracks and characters, while defending TSR with a bleeding heart.
The fucking delusion of Sonicfags.
Perhaps it is used to 'relieve' obj_motherfucker's who work at Cortex's arctic base. It must get awful lonely working in such a remote enviroment.
Yeah, it is a shame. Just wait for the games to come out instead of needless shit flinging. I like both series and never played the original CTR, so I'm looking forward to both.
t. Sonicfag
but they're fully mechanical?
Go easy on em, they've had a hard life
Sonic fans in my experience know deep down that the blue blue hasn't put out anything good in years. Defending the franchise is pastime and skill that they've honed waiting for many bad games to come out.
So did Crash
Does Mania count as good at least? I know Yea Forums hyped that up for months on end.
Wait did they confirmed it's locked at 30fps?
He must release
Mania just came out less than 2 years ago though
>CTR's gameplay held up for 20 years, no game ever touched the boost system
>CNK didn't exactly nail it, fucked with the physics, made gravity super high
>CTTR didn't even make an attempt
>CTR 2010 was going to fuck up the boost system as well, it was 100% identical to Mario Kart, canceled
>2019 comes around and Beenox fucking nails it
>Even IF you were bored of the original cast or tracks it now has double the amount and online play
>Game still isn't canceled like most Crash Bandicoot games have been.
This is the only remake in recent history to be worthy of hype.
I think it was good, but apparently it wasn't good enough for Sega to keep the Mania team on pay-roll for a sequel since they had to go and start a new company. Maybe Sega will negotiate an out-sourced sequel eventually but I doubt that's on their radar now since they didn't keep Whitehead around. Sonic fans have very little to grasp right now, TSR is the only decent thing that has a fair chance of not being shit that is coming out any-time soon and even that has been arguably watered-down from Transformed. The other stuff they have to look forward to is that live-action movie and yet another secret project from everyone's favorite and most reliable developer, Sonic Team. Things aren't looking bright for Sonic right now. needless to say.
>One of David Siller's early level design documents for The Lab in the original game included failed genetic duplicates of Ripper Roo as minor enemies. These kangaroos, referred to as Ripper Clones, were planned to surprise-attack the player by suddenly jumping toward Crash from out of view.
Imagine
>The modern gaming generation will experience Oxide cheating
Just how mad will people be?
>but apparently it wasn't good enough for Sega to keep Mania Team on pay-roll for a sequel since they had to go and start a new company
They're freelancers, dude. They never "worked" for sega. Not trying to sound aggressive, but I can't believe how many people still get this part wrong.
This, it's the same thing as Sumo Digital just being contracted to make the racing games every now and then. They don't work at SEGA
Ever wonder why he can drive with his feet in CTR. His feet are that dexterous because he spent ages trying to learn to give himself footjobs.
Yikes
But Coco doesn't hae a tail...does she?
I dunno, Twinsanity introduced dumb stuff like "the academy of evil".
thank you based Brio for all the bandicuties
>CTR 2010 was going to fuck up the boost system as well, it was 100% identical to Mario Kart, canceled
I'm almost 100% certain that became dreamworks kart and goddamn did we dodge a bullet
Just buy his book if you want answers.
Where did Coco and Tawna get their clothes from? We're ordinary Bandicoots mutated an the forcefully dressed?
>Amazing Roster with everyone's favorite characters playable
>Only 15 characters
>No Cream, Espio, Charmy, Orbot & Cubot or other or other obscure fan favorites like Fang the Sniper
>But Zavok is in
LMFAO
So what the hell happened with Activision all of a sudden? Corporate entities trampling and squandering IPs is expected, but suddenly, they are putting in all this work into these remakes and doing things that feel like they almost went down a fanboy's check-list for features to add in these new remakes. CTR has so much extra content and thought put into it, I have a hard time believing that Activision had a hand in it's creation. pic related, what changed?
Uhh... Can't I just enjoy both equally...
Actually not bad. But she'd look better with tanned skin to better match her look normally with fur.
You can, most of Yea Forums is just allergic to the concept is all.
No, they placed clothes on top of regular bandicoots and watched them grow.
Fair enough.
They took the N. Sane Trilogy pill. It made huge profit from releasing on all platforms and mostly using old tech so production costs were kept low.
I would have preferred an egg pawn over fucking zavok
I think they realized they had two mega popular IPs and needed yo make a conscious effort to figure outhow to sell them
Orbot and Cubot are involved in the story
Egg Pawn has a render, and it's implied they're the CPUs, maybe they'll make them be playable. Time will tell
That location is straight up New Zealand. That point is way too far east
Skylanders was dying and then Sony approached then saying "there's a huge audience begging us to bring back this character, what about you guys develop cheap a timed exclusive remake to our console? Here, take the original code to help your team" and then N.Sane Trilogy sold 10 million of copies worldwide.
Has the thread devolved into shitposting and in fighting yet or do I need to add salt into the wound
So why they are not playable then? It would be the perfect Villain Team if Orbot & Cubot were together in a single car alongside Metal Sonic and Eggman. No one like Zavok, he shouldn't be in this game.
Tawna won't be in CTR:NF as a playable character. She'll make a cameo in a track somewhere in the distance.
They need another female character outside of Coco, Tawna and Nina are the most likely choices.
The chad tall busty female. No wonder she was outlawed after the first game.
Huh I never made that Oxide color connection before. Interesting.
They significantly reduced her bust/hips for the remaster.
That I don't know, because I expected them to be after seeing the Chao were a racer. I'm assuming Zavok is just a placeholder to fill the Power type slot on Eggman's team. Honestly the roster issues can be traced back to whoever wanted the game to have 15 characters (probably SEGA) when they could easily have fit in about 21-24 without even getting into obscure territory.
I certainly enjoyed MK8, but Nintendo keeps dumbing down the mechanics. MK8 doesn’t play particularly well, but it’s a very competent game with fantastic track design. I miss Funky Bike Wii. Inward drifting was pretty fun.
Damn, Crash looks like *THAT*
>Zem and Zam have character slots
>N. Brio, Tawna, Komondo Moe, Lab Assistant and Koala Kong don't
Defend this
I can't. Beenox will have to explain that shit if they aren't in.
They are keeping them hidden to tease us.
I can’t. im assuming they might be part of the second Adventure mode and that’s why they haven’t been shown. That or obvious DLC
Maybe they are harder to model or something.
Don’t forget Mario kart 8 where all I seem to get in first is a fucking coin that offers zero protection at all.
I'm certain they'll be announced later, since the announcements keep getting more hype and there's a couple months left: CNK Karts > CNK Tracks > CNK Characters > Original Content.
Not even, the game literally ports the models over from N. Sane Trilogy and they're already complete and fully rigged.
They actually MADE Zem and Zam from scratch.
Pretty sure they said in an interview that its piss easy to just extract the models from N-sane trilogy. No effort at all needed.
>now that you can play as several aliens
>several aliens
Besides Oxide?
>They actually MADE Zem and Zam from scratch.
According to insiders Vicarious Visions literally handed Beenox all original CNK assets plus all NST stuff.
Zem and Zam are in
Velo, Zem and Zam are extraterrestrials
N. Trance is an interdimensional being
>they need a rating for banter.
Do you really think they'd reuse models from fucking 2003?
No they remade them from the ground up, regardless if they had access to the original models or not for reference, there's no plausible explanation for your stupidity.
As in voice chat or lobby chat or what?
He means CNK assets as in original reference material, model sheets, stuff like that. It's a standard industry thing to include all that among assets.
I had no idea they were in, that's pretty cool.
>ywn be an alternate universe N. Gin with a qt bandicoot assistant
suffering
what was vicarious thinking when they redesigned coco's outfit from overalls + t-shirt into jeans with a t-shirt that shows midriff?
same thing they were thinking when they gave her visible cleavage in the NST
cleavage?
The cutscene models from Red Eye studios may have been included. They were pretty high fidelity
Coco got older?
What?
Can he make a cameo?
>canon boobs
Sup
She is a girl
Secret DLC unlockable.
She stuffs her bra. She's flatter than a pancake.
Pic related.
I can see why, "You're slower than bermugulanslagforg" hits pretty hard.
A E S T H E T H I C S
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Turbo Track
explain
Something is off about the new design, not sure if its the color scheme or the lack of thiccer eyebrow and beard.
>yfw Tawna appears as cameo in Hot Air Speedway, blowing kisses to Pinstripe during his boss race.
Still stuffing.
it was in the air tonight
>Denuvo
The one silver lining for this is that I have no problem now getting the switch version. I only care about framerate so if I can't even get 60 anywhere else I might as well get it on something I can play in bed.
More power to you, but I personally dislike the switch controllers, especially for racing. I will play on the Dualshock 4, as God intended
have you played on pc with ultra wide
and did it way better. deadpool is a copy of deathstroke but we all know which was a more successful character
What happened to his cool little alien pod camera?
I've already sold my Mario Kart 8 Deluxe copy to buy this one.
Getting creepshots of the local inhabitants.
Tick tock, crashniggers.
What system is everyone getting it on? I want to participate in the inevitable Yea Forums ctr weekends.
Dunno to be honest, I have about all the systems but I could only afford it for one. Makes me wish there was crossplay.
Crash is a mute freak.
I guess they'd tolerate his presence if he smashed some robots.
I'd like to play with you scrubs too. A lot of my hype is for the online is because latency doesn't matter in most racing games. It's hard to find people online in Australia.
Switch here.
Already have online for SmUsh so I might as well get as many online games as I can for it.
I'm playing it on PS4.
PS4, I'm probably not going to hop online like I will TSR, because I know for sure I'll never get good enough at CTR to win much. But I will probably play it a lot since I don't have many PS4 games I want in the near future
Fuck off cuckposter
There's something about the fan version of Crunch that I really like, the macho big brother that looks out for his family.
Coco wears her brothers undies!
Denuvo.
VV really did a nice job with recreating the environments in NSane. Shame Spyro wasn't as lucky in that regard.
HAHAHAHA
What a joke
Switch. The graphics are like 95% as good as the PS4, and the portability will be a huge plus.
I think CTR will do better on switch than many people think, so I'm hopeful for a decent community.
is the only thing special about the n.oxide edition is that we get exclusive skins?
xbox
there better be at least xbox/switch/pc crossplay
PS4, just a reminder for everyone who is in doubt of which version you're getting, the PS4 version has exclusive contents like the retro skins and a exclusive track.
I knew about the skins, but what track are they getting?
All of them
Nitro Fueled don’t have PS4 exclusive track, just the retro skins
They're also getting a "retro" track but what it is no one knows yet
exclusive skins, some kart customizations, and an instant unlock on oxide, crunch, zam, and zem
if you don't give a fuck about customization, don't bother
Xbone because I don't own a PS4.
Literally anything will be better than nu-CTR, but literally nothing can't surpass CTR.
ikr? truth hurts, plastic spyro
now we're talking
He's posting that because we don't like behavior like that in these threads.
So far, yes. $20 for some skins that have no connection to the Crash series at all? It doesn't add up, and unlocking characters is half the fun in a game like this.
who else have been playing CTR every day here?
i really cant wait
Almost everyday. I'm going through and collecting the Platinum relics for 101% again. The confetti is worth it. This game never gets old.
I would be if my Vita wasn't fucked.
Actually has a PC version at launch
Do I spy coco action figures?
HOT GLUE WHEN?
>no playable Brio
>no playable Komodo Moe
>no playable Spyro
shit remake
We don't know the full roster yet. I would be fucking surprised if at least Tawna, Brio, and Spyro weren't in it, yet Zem and Zam are. Were still nearly two months from release, and there's a lot they still haven't shown.
youtube.com
U wat
It does literally everything the original does, with more content and online play.
This is an older build too. They've changed a lot since then.
CTR? More like NTR!
She looks about the same honestly
The guys are hot as fuck
you can actually get 101% with just gold relics. you don't get anything for all platinum.
>3rd latest spyro
why
who thought this was ok
For the love of god. Name please
it's male
Please stop I just want to make friends here, they threw me out of reddit.
>Switch port never ever
Tawna is cute and strong!
She needs to be in Nitro Fueled!
To leave her out is female erasure!
FPS DOESNT MATTER ON A REMAKED PS1 GAME EAT SHIT SONIC FAN SO THERE HAH! LIKE YOUR GAME IS SO BAD 60 FPS CANT EVEN SEE MORE THAN 20 ON MY PS1 ANYWAYS IM LIVING IN THE PAST WHO CARES IF SONIC ALLSTARS RACING IS ALREADY BETTER THAN CTR LET ALONE TRANSFORMED EAT SHIT MAN
did no one ever tell you that ironic shitposting is still shitposting
It's locked at 30 fps to all onsoles except PS4 pro and Xbone.
I can understand if it were only Switch, but the fact a simple mascot kart remake can't run 60 on PS3 shows how awful are Toys for Bob at optimization.
>Multiplatform
>60fps
Pick one.
almost every game that is on xb/ps/ AND switch is 60 fps on the first 2
These
PS4 will have the most active online
eh, I personally like MK better than CTR. If anything though I hope they improve on some of the controls to give people who do want to play it a better experience.
FUCK just look at how hand-drawn that looks...
In 1999
Switch
I'd get it for PS4 but I recently cancelled my online sub because I'm rarely playing on the system let alone online.
Skylanders Crash best Crash design
>Design is literally Crash 1 + 2
>Basically the original Charles Zembillas design in motion
Minus the fur and short legs it's the best one we've seen.